mini 2126: the game is OVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PenguinPower]

What better way to get to know each other than a Dance Party?

[PenguinPower]

your theme is going to be FACTS ABOUT ERRANT PARABOLA and PICTURES OF OTHER THINGS

Oh yay, I love EP.

p-edit

Where's the ring?

[PenguinPower]

sucks, low money, shit job

Dancing will make you feel better.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Pengu

Because penguins are evil.

[PenguinPower]

You dont know how long it took doing this on mobile so you have to accept

You sure know how to sweet-talk a bird.

[PenguinPower]

You jealous or something, Dann? I didn't say "yes."

[PenguinPower]

Brass & Shrapnel?

Yep.

[PenguinPower]

You jealous or something, Dann? I didn't say "yes."

I'd just like a chance to take you out to dinner first

As long as it's seafood, I'm in.

[PenguinPower]

It's gonna be that type of game. I can feel it....the old avi is back - so shall be the pagetops.

[PenguinPower]

Hey Penguin. I'm feeling like this is a "the search" kind of game, ya feel?

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: clidd

[PenguinPower]

dude ive been camping this pagetop

I have returned!!!!

[PenguinPower]

I feel like everyone wants to be Penguin's friend and I feel like that makes him town

I feel like this feeling is based in absolutely nothing concrete or trustworthy but it feels good all the same

I want to be penguins sworn enemy

But he isn’t that interested in me ;(

We can be sworn enemies this game.

Do you like bananas?

[PenguinPower]

at least two voting me are scum

at least two of alchemist, pine, dann, and penguin are scum?

Seems unlikely at this point, but I'm gonna be sooooo mad if Pine and Dann are scum together.

[PenguinPower]

I feel like everyone wants to be Penguin's friend and I feel like that makes him town

I feel like this feeling is based in absolutely nothing concrete or trustworthy but it feels good all the same

I want to be penguins sworn enemy

But he isn’t that interested in me ;(

We can be sworn enemies this game.

Do you like bananas?

Sometimes

Have lots of bananas then you pigdog.

[PenguinPower]

Why do something tomorrow when you can do it today?

VOTE: Pine

comical second scum, any normal town wouldn't change his vote on me

Comical wasn't voting you...

[PenguinPower]

i like comical

HIMYM is a good show for the majority of seasons so I will townread them based on their avian absolutely nothing else.

[PenguinPower]

i like comical

HIMYM is a good show for the majority of seasons so I will townread them based on their avi absolutely nothing else.

stupid autocorrect...

[PenguinPower]

Why is clidd town?

[PenguinPower]

Open question.

[PenguinPower]

hmm okay...

I'm going to keep not townreading clidd for now. I haven't seen

THE TOWNIE THING

I want to see from him yet.

[PenguinPower]

Dannyboi and Alchie are my two suspect pool rn

Less so on dannyboi

Also trying to figure out comical main.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Auro

I got ur number auro

How does it feel to be so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence?

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Auro

I got ur number auro

How does it feel to be so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence?

Pretty good. Why didn’t u ever ask ur mother though?

How dare you bring my mother into this...have another banana.

[PenguinPower]

Because he wants a response?

[PenguinPower]

well whats the answer?

[PenguinPower]

I am the Newbie.

[PenguinPower]

happy with my vote atm

[PenguinPower]

UNVOTE:

[PenguinPower]

Don't know If i should even bother reading the first 9 pages either.

u can probably skip page 1, mainly read votes and clidd posts and who he is talking to (i.e. comical). probably read everything starting from page 5

This is offensive.

[PenguinPower]

yeah, but clidd did

THE TOWNIE THING

. So...town for now.

[PenguinPower]

I think the fact nobody has commented on me this game spews me town, because my partners haven't tried to fake interactions.

Your lack of a good avi makes you forgettable.

It blends into mafblack

[PenguinPower]

NOT AGAIN DANN

[PenguinPower]

THE TOWNIE THING

is this something you can elaborate on now that he's done it?

Not yet. It's too early.

[PenguinPower]

i think this game is in need of some RAINBOW READS

The player or the use of?

[PenguinPower]

I miss Vedith...

[PenguinPower]

THERE IS A PLAYER CALLED RAINBOW READS?

Yes. There is.

Rainbow Reads

[PenguinPower]

Well done schadd...well done.

[PenguinPower]

You want to sheep me not voting someone? Go ahead...that's weird.

[PenguinPower]

My read is "town for now" so basically...not voting him...which is what I just said.

[PenguinPower]

Maybe you should just read the game then.

[PenguinPower]

Sorry. We are sworn enemies this game. Chips will have to wait.

Have a banana.

[PenguinPower]

Firebringer's mother is a banana-hating hamster.

[PenguinPower]

Pretty sure Pine isn't scum.

[PenguinPower]

Pretty sure Pine isn't scum.

how do u and everyone else seemingly already have a read on pine lol

He told me in our secret buddy language, and I don't think he's lying.

[PenguinPower]

I don't think you're pretty sure. But it also doesn't matter.

Okay, I just said "pretty sure" because I didn't mean it at all.

[PenguinPower]

He would never break my heart by lying to me.

[PenguinPower]

EXCEPT THE ONE TIME THAT HE DID THAT VERY THING!

[PenguinPower]

Talk to me about Fire and Dann.

[PenguinPower]

RCE is

[PenguinPower]

Or nobody questioning that Fire is open scumming, intentional or otherwise.

[PenguinPower]

Spicey take:

Eddie Cane, Luna Fox, and Penguinpower are the scumteam.

I will help you lynch this scum team.

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

He has returned to being non-townie clidd despite showing a glimmer of townie clidd earlier

[PenguinPower]

I don't recall you ever being so hostile though...hmm...

[PenguinPower]

I guarantee you there’s a couple people here who will figure it out now.

I mean...it's obvious...

[PenguinPower]

errantparabola is the only person able to kill. she has not yet done so

Lies. She has killed...I know this for a fact.

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

Eddie is most likely town.

[PenguinPower]

Comical has been relegated to a later read pool.

[PenguinPower]

Pine is breaking my heart.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: clidd

[PenguinPower]

This is *exactly* what is driving people away from Mafia games.

A pox on both your houses. I hope you're happy.

Bandit bro...

[PenguinPower]

That is extremely disappointing.

[PenguinPower]

Firebringer dying.

[PenguinPower]

For Firebringer:

[PenguinPower]

Same. I would not have joined but for Firebringer.

[PenguinPower]

On the plus side, since we were sworn enemies, I have won.

[PenguinPower]

Uh...no. We will have banana time for Firebringer.

[PenguinPower]

My head.

[PenguinPower]

Auro - do you like pineapples?

[PenguinPower]

Have a pineapple. You are my new sworn enemy.



Caution: My previous sworn enemy died.

[PenguinPower]

@Penguin: So you'll kill me N2?

Yes.

[PenguinPower]

Call you a liar because Firebringer is neither nsg nor CheekyTeeky.

At least that you are aware of...

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Alchemist34

Reasons?

[PenguinPower]

Oh...I didn't really care. I was just being snarky.

[PenguinPower]

How do we better resolve it?

[PenguinPower]

Penguin that's another pagetop. Quit slacking.

I'm considered "essential" so I'm still at work...cut me some slack.

[PenguinPower]

mine

[PenguinPower]

feels good

[PenguinPower]

OH FUCK THERE ARE NO COPS

Wait did you think EC was serious about claiming Cop when there's a mod post saying there's no cops.
AND WAIT ARE YOU COUNTERCLAIMING
ASDADSADASDSADAS

I dont even know what's going on anymore
VOTE: Penguin
This looks like a circus at this point.

Ima start calling you Titus.

[PenguinPower]

Oh. Are we really claiming?

[PenguinPower]

You guys are late to the game.

[PenguinPower]

I am a...

[PenguinPower]

Actually, it’d be more fun if you guessed it.

[PenguinPower]

Damn...caught already.

[PenguinPower]

this game is not fun without fire

[PenguinPower]

Guys. I think Dann has to be Town because he never would have killed Fire if he was scum. Look how much he enjoyed playing with him.

[PenguinPower]

Yes. Directly. I was specifically targeted for my unique skill set.

[PenguinPower]

It’s a good thing I’m not a person.

[PenguinPower]

You should guess my role Comical.

Can I call you by your main yet?

[PenguinPower]

Colder.

[PenguinPower]

Warmer.

[PenguinPower]

Neutral movement.

Hint: I claimed in my first post.

[PenguinPower]

Fire, hence my sadness. I had a specific gif for him too.

[PenguinPower]

Does anyone have a read on Luna

I would lynch.

[PenguinPower]

Worried.

[PenguinPower]

You may rely on it.

[PenguinPower]

Reply hazy, ask again.

[PenguinPower]

My sources says no.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Titus

[PenguinPower]

Er....

VOTE: Luna

[PenguinPower]

This is the end of times.

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

Because apparently when people were townreading clidd he was like "Ok he did the thing so town for now" and when people scumread clidd he went back on it and scumread him too.

Well - he stopped doing the town thing so...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is he even still in this game?

[PenguinPower]

did penguin ever explain what the townie thing is

I did not!

[PenguinPower]

if I roll scum with EC I'm efforting

Hard to believe when you didn't effort after rolling scum with Ankamius/Pink Ball/Flavor Leaf in Apocalypse, Dann.

painful memories auro....painful

[PenguinPower]

vote clidd zzz

Yeah...ok.

VOTE: clidd

[PenguinPower]

UNVOTE:

That was the towniest thing that clidd did.

[PenguinPower]

Oh - since he's gone I can say it now. town!clidd makes posts where he colors in the alignment of individuals he is referring to. He did not do that in this game except in post 257 which is the time where I changed my read (unvoted in the very next post (゜ロ゜) ). He then stopped doing that again so I changed my read back and oh my god suck on that unexplained convenient read switch fake!Titus.

[PenguinPower]

It sounds like a verifiable thing if you actually cared.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why aren't we doing fake!Titus today?

[PenguinPower]

I could, but you can look it up yourself.

[PenguinPower]

Why is Luna town?

yes...same question.

[PenguinPower]

That's generally a scum indicator for him.

I was gonna say the same thing...

[PenguinPower]

But I’m pretty great as town right now.

You're about to make a repeat of me yelling at you for an entire day phase.

[PenguinPower]

Scum were on the Pine wagon.
Scum were in Fire's scum reads.
Therefore, Dann is scum.

That logic applies to you too.

[PenguinPower]

Look at that game I mislynched PP.

[PenguinPower]

wow we're so alike

[PenguinPower]

i can't win if you cheat schadd

[PenguinPower]

One does not abuse the powers of the penguin for personal gain, birdfriend. That is the path to the flight side.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Oka

[PenguinPower]

You tempted me with the flight side.

[PenguinPower]

Not atm. I will switch to a large Luna wagon if that develops, however.

[PenguinPower]

I would never use my powers to influence on another in such a way...you are continually espousing the teachings of the flight side...

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: penguin

Literally titus!lite.

[PenguinPower]

You're the only person I don't really want in this game....sorry?

[PenguinPower]

what if

hear me out

this is a long term strategic play because i'm a PR waiting until LYLO to reveal my investigative results and auto win

seems suspect tbh

[PenguinPower]

You're the only person I don't really want in this game....sorry?

I know you're a penguin but that's cold.

I mean...it's based on her play and tunnel of me so...

[PenguinPower]

That was funny though

[PenguinPower]

I wasn't voting you at that point.

The overwhelming majority of your contributions here have been "vote:penguin." So...

[PenguinPower]

who's the meanie now?

[PenguinPower]

I don't have a top three scumbutts. I have Pine's wagon except for Comical + Luna.

I also have an aversion to Dann being scum without me so I don't really want to vote there.

Eddie is okay today.

I guess that give me 4 scum butts.

[PenguinPower]

No no no...

Scum is in Pine's wagon except for Comical. Plus Luna is scum.

Minus Dann. Minus Eddie. For now.

Equals 4 scum butts I'm looking in.

[PenguinPower]

I will always side with the real Dann Shady if it comes to that.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: idany

this game ain't big enough for the both of us

There’s 3 of us.

And Idany is town

You’re not a Dan.

[PenguinPower]

Idany is even more obv mislynch bait than Dannflorr. He’s the “i don’t know where to go!!! I’m gonna go somewhere I don’t have a read on!”

Instead of the blatant obvious that scum is somewhere in the midst of everything.

Idany has zero reason to have allowed RCE and I to just resolve ourselves, ESPECIALLY if we are actually both town, which I believe we are.

In this regard, Idany should NEVER be lynched before RCE/Myself die

Sometimes scum just...freeze?

[PenguinPower]

I mean - that’s a player thing and not a game state thing.

[PenguinPower]

While I really like Danathon, you will always be...no. You know what. You are now Danathon to me.

[PenguinPower]

I mean - that’s a player thing and not a game state thing.

We’re not reading player by player, there’s a full scum team still out there. So it would have to be a Team thing rather than a player thing here, which DOES make it a game state thing

Ah, ok. We’re looking at this differently.

[PenguinPower]

I just don’t think Idany or Dann are scum

Well I agree with you on one and I don’t really have a strong opinion on the other.

[PenguinPower]

Ooh. We agree on a focus pool. Wooo.

[PenguinPower]

Ok. What are the reasons why you think we should be Townreading you? Like, what posts should we be looking at and going "yeah this is Town Luna?"

All of them maybe? one of my weaknesses as scum is that I have a hard time faking my read progressions I have as town so start there?.

You’ve had a read progression?

[PenguinPower]

Color me green. Where?

[PenguinPower]

That was helpful. Thanks.

[PenguinPower]

Can I not take stance > pp scum = read progression and not vote pp.

K.

Luna gets binned to the ignore bin until someone wants to lynch there.

[PenguinPower]

She may have a durian. But nothing else.

[PenguinPower]

The process where i reach my read?

It seems like that can't be the same definition PP was using, because obviously every read you have was reached by SOME process.

Thank you. I’m glad that I’m understood by more than myself.

[PenguinPower]

Dammit schadd!

[PenguinPower]

Yes...reads progressing because of more info/things changing vs. “penguin”

[PenguinPower]

Another misunderstanding defused with the power of not jumping to conclusions.

Still want her lynched though, just less so than the other three so....back to where I was?

[PenguinPower]

By my congeniality

[PenguinPower]

Luna are you also an Ank alt?

Oof. Get caught up.

[PenguinPower]

Ohhh lulz

[PenguinPower]

{Luna, Comical, Smart, OkaPoka} all town.
I think Apple dan is a better lynch than the other dan

Is Apple Dan not Dan Shady?

[PenguinPower]

Misunderstood then. Three good reads with two bad then.

[PenguinPower]

Wait...schadd...update your first post instead of stealing page tops. How bout that..

[PenguinPower]

BOoM

[PenguinPower]

What's the other bad read? Too lazy to read your ISO, pls

Luna.

Btw, you aren’t the only one who gets to be lazy.

[PenguinPower]

feeling under the weather but im catching up

Sorry to hear, birdfriend.

[PenguinPower]

Liar.

[PenguinPower]

Also, sorry.

[PenguinPower]

On Not Voting?

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

That's for you btw Auro.

[PenguinPower]

Is it...oka?

[PenguinPower]

I will switch to Eddie if you manage to get his wagon larger than your's

and...

go!

[PenguinPower]

so the implication is you townread dany

don't make me repeat myself

[PenguinPower]

pp why are you okay with lynching eddie now as opposed to before?

I was okay with it before. I didn't really want to then and I don't really want to now, but I will.

[PenguinPower]

what do you really want PP

[PenguinPower]

D:

[PenguinPower]

hmm...

[PenguinPower]

I'm only voting Eddie if I can hammer.

[PenguinPower]

To give him a taste of what he did to MY PINE

[PenguinPower]

But not penguins so idc.

[PenguinPower]

Tell SS and Auro to vote and I'll hammer him.

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

VOTE:

[PenguinPower]

Yes yes. Much intent.

[PenguinPower]

I would do it if I were modding.

[PenguinPower]

Is this where I wait for SS or hammer?

[PenguinPower]

I have a bird brain. I just wanted clarity.

[PenguinPower]

eddie I think its laughable that you have some magical expectation for us to townread you

i can explain why mechanically its terrible to lynch me

1) 0 people have spoken up to defend and/or town read me, all game, except dannflor who's read was super over the top day 1 and looked like spew
2) i have openly not pushed any agenda
3) i have never played like this as either alignment on this site before, citably. this means i am more likely to be town by default, 75% of the time.
4) the no voters on me include both claimed gunsmiths, who are also arguably the two most widely town read slots in the game
5) i did not hammer iDumboy either time he was at l-1, when i can clearly get away with it (ie Pine), and he had expressed a scum read on me
6) the wagon on me also does not include alchemist, who i am pretty clearly unaligned from
7) lynching the best town player in the game as a second consecutive mislynch with no other strong pushes will almost certainly result in a town loss, if i am town
8) i could put a point about how from oka's point of view me being scum makes even less sense than other people's, but he's probably mafia so that's moot.


i

would

be happy to be lynched so i can stop checking this site and tell fire he's not allowed to recruit me to games again, but unfortunately i do not throw so i at least need to point out how stupid this lynch is, before it happens.

Vote oka with me then?

[PenguinPower]

How do we know you're not a traitor, Eddie?

Why did you unvote Eddie...

[PenguinPower]

I'm not comfortable voting him rn. You can find others to join.

Um...obviously. What changed?

[PenguinPower]

But you were a page ago?

[PenguinPower]

I will still hammer eddie.

For Pine.

[PenguinPower]

Call you a liar because Firebringer is neither nsg nor CheekyTeeky.

At least that you are aware of...

She just knows. It can't be explained!

[PenguinPower]

For you, Auro:

[PenguinPower]

He's still getting a Pineapple.

[PenguinPower]

i generally dislike implosion too

[PenguinPower]

Boon got bad

JFC CAN I POST

[PenguinPower]

I’m leaning Penguin right now. With one of LF/SS/Auro as a partner, possibly 2 in there.

Didn't you just say it was nsg?

[PenguinPower]

Fuck off Boon. I'm sending a pineapple tonight.

[PenguinPower]

Oh...then keep it up

[PenguinPower]

I will hammer idany

[PenguinPower]

But not for Pine.

[PenguinPower]

Why is idany likely town?

[PenguinPower]

I lynch people who use math

[PenguinPower]

You assume scum who would have a presence though.