Mini 1207 - LIPD Mafia: Game Over!

[Slaxx]

Because town elieved the cop more than Vifam I am guessing as a whole.

[Slaxx]

Once again, its setup spec.

Even Night Vig+Miller+Jailkeep in a cop-themed mininormal....Miller sealed the deal for me. No way with a flipped miller and two meh town PRs would I doubt a cop claim. I think you were the only one actually doubting it.

On a related note, why the fuck is everyone up so early. I have to work but like....christ. This is early as fuck to be on MS.

[Slaxx]

The more I think about it the more I lean SGR-scum and Hindu as a mix of extreme paranoid and derping town. Sorry Hindu but 4 mafia....no, not here.

Still not ready or anything yet, might not be for a while, though this game now plagues my thoughts constantly.

[Slaxx]

Day 4 | Votecount 5: The "Selfhammer" Votecount

AlmasterGM

(0)

Hinduragi

(0)

Hoppster

(0)

Science and Magic

(4) - Hoppster, Vifam, SGRaaize, Science and Magic [Lynch]

SGRaaize

(0)

Slaxx

(0)

Vifam

(0)

Not Voting (3) - AlmasterGM, Hinduragi, Slaxx

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"Okay guys. Things have been a bit manic the last few days. Let's just calm it down, take things a bit slower."
The crowd muttered in general agreement. Adrenaline had been high, but now, it was time to think carefully.
After some debate amongst the crowds over names, identities, dayjobs, hopes for the future and credit ratings, Henric Potsa declared that it was time to corner the new guy in town, Sam the Magician. He'd been doing kids' birthday shows for...well, the last few months, when the crime in town had been getting worse.
"Put away your wand, Sam. It's time for you to take your bow!"
"Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!"
The collected mob looked at each other, momentarily stunned by the grandeur of the babbling lunatic.
Then they laughed and advanced, swinging nooses and waving pitchforks.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" Sam yelled, before pulling out a wand and setting himself on fire.

Science and Magic,

Vanilla Townie

, Lynched D4

It is now Night 4. Deadline is Wednesday 10th August, 09:00 AM GMT. You have (expired on 2011-08-10 04:00:00) to PM me any actions that you wish to take.

Wasn't on that SaM quicklynch, once again I was telling people not to rush then he fucking derped it up and hammered.

You have to remember I think its one of you+SGR so naturally I am all for the lynch urryone but slaxx plan.

[Slaxx]

Lol'd. I forgot I even did that.

I'm still confident it isn't Vifam. I will apologize 100x over if I am wrong and you can even cancel the hydra offer but I just am not seeing it.

[Slaxx]

SGR, explain why Vifam is scum. Seriously.

Provide reasonable evidence against my claim of him being clear, and explain why when Hindu backed off of him you continued to push.

[Slaxx]

Hey, Hoppster is looking through ISOs too. Hold on.

[Slaxx]

Catch-Up Post ignores Diamond Wagon completely
If SaM is Obvscum why are you cool with a Diamond lynch, they aren't both scum, one is obv a counterwagon

[Slaxx]

I am so tired of this game looming over my head. Seriously. This was supposed to have ended with the Wicked flip.

Waiting on SGR. Until then, going to try to get this out of my head.

[Slaxx]

SGR, explain why you think there are two mafia.

[Slaxx]

Whoa I might have to think about killing myself.

Fuck.

huh

[Slaxx]

I thought they were both scummy and saw at least one scum in one of them, turned out I was right. There was one scum in them.

No.

You said SaM was obvscum at least 4 times. You said you'd "be okay with a diamond lynch". Did you really think both would be scum?

[Slaxx]

SaM was obv-scum, though, what are you implying?

OH SHIT SON.

WHAT?

Slaxx is telling me I am scum for thinking SaM was scum, as if it wasn't fucking obvious

Thats isn't what I am saying at all.

1. You strongly believe SaM is mafia. You call him obvscum multiple times. You obviously push him much harder than the diamond lynch.
2. You never push on diamond at all. In fact, there is no communication between you and him during Day 1. None.
3. When asked about Diamond you would say, yeah I'm okay with diamond, but look over here at SaM, he is obvious.
4. You flip your charter read pre claim after calling him obvtown day 1.

Diamond and Charter flip scum.

What the fuck am I supposed to think?

[Slaxx]

okay I'm still confused

who is scum and why don't you want to lynch them today?

Hinduragi or Vifam + Slaxx/Hoppster

THERE ARENT 4 SCUM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THERE ARENT

ITS TERRIBLY UNBALANCED AND YOU CANNOT GET A GAME THROUGH UNLESS ITS BALANCED

[Slaxx]

Honestly Vifam, I wouldn't call that a towntell.

[Slaxx]

He just FoSed everyone alive.

No, literally everyone except himself.

[Slaxx]

We will wait for hindu to get in here and catch up and comment?

You hear me you derps? That means no more lolwagons.

[Slaxx]

VOTE: No lolwagons

[Slaxx]

Still the same until Hindu comes in and weighs in, then I will update.

[Slaxx]

Yeah that was uncalled for, whatever. I wouldn't have really done it but I really wanted you guys to chill out >_>

[Slaxx]

I'm not worries about you getting lynched. We need 2 more people. SGR+? sure as fuck won't be me.

[Slaxx]

Still think its SGR. 60%/40% now maybe.

SGR, everyone here is saying one scum left.

We can't all be scum.

Assuming one scum left:

1. Your top FoS and why involving reasons not based around a 2 scum theory
2. Your second FoS and why involving reasons not based around a 2 scum theory

[Slaxx]

Hindu, this is a mininormal, I really honestly believe you are overcomplicating this.

I highly doubt scum were awarded JK immunity if only one was remaining, that would lead to JK being literally useless.

[Slaxx]

Hindu, that

never

has happened in any mini normal I have played in. I don't think mechanics like that are even possible to get past review.

[Slaxx]

Hindu, Hoppster is literally almost 100% not scum. The only way he could get out of this would be to be a mafia strongman (wayyyy OP with a rolecop and lack of PR claims flipped) or a Mafia Roleblocker (why was AGM not blocked?)

I think my case on town-Vifam is strong, and tbh he has played more townie than hoppster. If we are going strictly by play Vifam is less likely than Hoppster imo.

I just don't know about you Hindu. I honestly cannot tell if you are seriously this paranoid or if you really are just trying to get one of our nigh-confirmed town lynched.

[Slaxx]

...I miss Mastin.

[Slaxx]

Non-sane cops can't make it into normals.

Hm.

Vifam's thoughts on Hindu would be nice actually.

[Slaxx]

Mfw I almost led a covert no-lynch

[Slaxx]

Unvote

I want to propose something. Let's say we no lynched until LYLO. Is anyone down for it? I'm pretty sure that if I go 1v1 the scum like I said earlier, we can win pretty easily.

Nah, we need to use this lynch to get rid of a scummy player (or, more optimistically, scum) because whoever is out there isn't gonna do it for us.

[Slaxx]

trainwreck.jpg

[Slaxx]

Vote: No Lolwagons

I'm REALLY struggling to see why from your perspective you would prefer a No Lynch to a SGR lynch at all...

I'd rather explain postgame why I think this is better. This is a similar situation to when Slaxx posted what the last mafia should and shouldn't claim.

Lets see if we can get on that wavelength again we were on day 3.

If you're saying what I think you're saying, you're behavior hasn't reflected it very well. There are times I feel the way you feel but I know the problem will take care of itself eventually, and hell maybe I am using it as an excuse to direct.

You get me?

[Slaxx]

Fucking lol

I love you Avox

[Slaxx]

Post-game flak? Bullshit. AGM was fucking wrong about the last scum. If anything, we rub this shit back in his face. The rest of the town that's died up to this point can't give us any shit except for the SaM wagon.(That was pretty bad) All we have to do is lynch the last scum. Yeah, he's made it past a quickwagon and then a lolwagon on SaM. Now that the derpstreak is over and we're actually actively trying to find him, I really don't have a problem. Especially since I'm his only hope of surviving so he can't NK me.

Usually I get killed off before I can make it to LYLO as town. Now I've basically got a reserved seat.

This. Especially the bolded.

[Slaxx]

Yeah we aren't no lynching.

I was agreeing with the distress of being close to lylo and also agreeing with the fact none of us here deserve post game flak.

[Slaxx]

Slow down.

SGR, your vote is terrible.

1. Look back at page 2. I drove dead-town tunneling Mastin off of dead-town gorilla and onto dead-scum Charter, the fucking mafia rolecop at that.
2. Saying you're afraid of everyone in the game is stupid
3. Voting with 1 mislynch left (fuck you think this might be lylo) on a player "you don't have a read on" is just...what the fuck is your problem.

If you are town, take a step back, actually read the game, and get back to me.

[Slaxx]

day 2, not page 2

[Slaxx]

I THINK SGR MIGHT HAVE CLAIMED SCUM

HE SAYS HINDU IS THE TOWNIEST OF US ALL AND THEN SAYS SLAXX VS HINDU WILL BE A BITCH

OH PLEASE BE A SCUM CLAIM

HELP ME OUT HERE SLAXX

Idk. I always do meta before I play any games and a little birdie told me SGR derps regardless of alignment, and derps hard.

[Slaxx]

Seriously SGR. Why am I scum?

[Slaxx]

SGR:


Only
An Idiot
Would
Think
I am
Scum

[Slaxx]

That doesn't really change anything I said, in fact, it kind of explains why Slaxx wouldn't hammer on me when he had the chance to, if he was Mafia, hammering on me right there was not the right move, waiting for Vifam to do it would be perfect.

OR it could be I am scared shitless of another ML and would really like you not to derp the game up if you're town.

[Slaxx]

SGR:


Only
An Idiot
Would
Think
I am
Scum

Jesus Christ, who the fuck is Mafia, then?

THATS WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

BUT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING

READ

THE GAME

YOU CANT JUST VOTE A PLAYER YOU DONT HAVE A READ ON WITH A SINGLE ML LEFT ITS JUST BAD.

[Slaxx]

Hindu, you have to trust that Hoppster is clear. I will like, draw you a pretty sorry picture on paint if he is mafia, or something. Idk.

[Slaxx]

I would love to say that except I just got done with Marketplace Mafia, where setup speculation netted me the last two mafia but SK wound up winning because his behavior was town.

The town PRs are there for a reason Hindu, they are meant to help us, not trick us.

[Slaxx]

Last two mafia=last Mafia and SK

[Slaxx]

I can;t believe I am even explaining this but I am going to go to a friend's house so don't think I just left you guys.

Remember, we voted no lolhammers so

NO FUCKING LOLHAMMERS.

[Slaxx]

We aren't NLing. We aren't.

I actually get why Hindu is doing this, though I disagree with him since I am more confident in certain things than he is.

SGR, do something, k?

[Slaxx]

It opens a whole can of WIFOM but since its not going through anyway whatever.

He wanted to NL twice and see if the clears died. Since he is the only one who suspects them its still likely that you and Hopp would die the next two nights.

But tbh all that does is leave me in endgame with one competent but misguided town or super gambiting scum and impossible-read SGR either way. I would prefer to get rid of one of them today.

[Slaxx]

Still not for sure on which.

I'm a bit scared of taking the heat for a loss tbh, but whatever. Haters gon hate.

[Slaxx]

Yeah idk.

Waiting for SGR to reread and give me his opinions on shit.

[Slaxx]

Yeah idk.

Waiting for SGR to reread and give me his opinions on shit.

Huuh... I'll do that tomorrow, promise

Quote for reminder.

[Slaxx]

Waiting on SGR.

[Slaxx]

Okay one more day.

thats it though, seriously. Tired of this shit hanging over my head

[Slaxx]

I want hammer.

Not L-2.

I want hammer.

[Slaxx]

lolno

*points to SGR

[Slaxx]

What townslips

[Slaxx]

Everyone here has made townslips besides maybe Vifam.

[Slaxx]

You guys save the hammer for me, seriously.

[Slaxx]

I mean it

[Slaxx]

Vote: SGR

If we get to LYLO tomorrow, I trust no clears. None. Because I am sure of this. Gameplay wise, I am still 95% sure Hindu is town.

Vifam is still town for all his pic posts before the diamond lynch and the Charter vote. He was way too active during both lynches. I still have a weak town read on Hoppster.

However, this is game. We win.

[Slaxx]

I need an epic hammer pic

[Slaxx]

This works

[Slaxx]

Now the wait.

[Slaxx]

Hi Vifam

[Slaxx]

SGR get in here and claim before I have to wait on a flip from mod

[Slaxx]

OKAY SOMEONE GET IN HERE

[Slaxx]

fuck i hope not

if SGR is on he needs to at least claim his role

[Slaxx]

Fu

[Slaxx]

The lack of people rushing in and congratulating us is worrisome

[Slaxx]

Lol fuckin yes

[Slaxx]

Ballin

[Slaxx]

i'm going to take credit where credit is due.

glad mastin died before he could push gorilla = scum jailer though.

You did good.

[Slaxx]

Diamond and charter were easy but yeah SGR hid out well.

[Slaxx]

Fucking lol

[Slaxx]

This is why you don't waste investigations >____>

[Slaxx]

Thanks for modding Avox.

[Slaxx]

True.

SGR was literally my only option left though fmpov. There's no way you were scum after a super-town-synergy moment on the Wicked lynch. Might as well have been a mason with me at that point in time.

[Slaxx]

By the way, sorry, Wicked.