Mini 635: WOMAFIA - Forbiddanlight + Vagina-Haters win!

[elvis_knits]

Here in the town of Womafia, peace has existed for many years. None of you shave your legs, your arm pits, and never, ever, do you get a bikini wax. (That would hurt too much, and really what is the point?) Oman serves you tampons on a silver platter. Glork feeds you chocolate bonbons. And shaft.ed lets you make out with his wife. Everything is perfect.

Or so you thought.

Some of you have been found bleeding, and not in the good way. Not from the vajayjay. Someone is killing the peaceful bitchez of Womafia!

You must find the evil ones through mind-games, forging alliances, and backstabbing each other -- in other words, you must use the skills that every woman learns by the time she finishes sixth grade.

Still Surfing the Crimson Wave:

(bold is confirmed)

forbiddanlight

replaces xyzzy

Dead and finished bleeding:

DarlaBlueEyes - Vagina Townie - lynched with tampon rope D1
Mirth - Tampon Doc - killed by thong catapult N1
ThAdmiral - Vagina Townie - lynched at slumber party D2
Falcone - Boob Mason - strangled N2

Mariyta - Vagina-Haters Mafia Goon - Bitch-slapped and bullet-holed N2
farside22 - Vagina-Haters Mafia Godfather - lynched with jealousy

Faerielord - Vibrator Vigilante - Gagged N3

Vivian Darkblaam - Vagina Townie - Over-ate D4
Incognito (replaced spacecase)- Boob mason - got too close to evil thongs N4
nonny - vagina townie - chopped D5
Lord Gurgi - Douchebag miller - endgamed

[elvis_knits]

RULES

(stolen and bastardized from others):

1) I am awesome. If I have done something that is not awesome, please PM me so that I may fix it before anyone else notices it.
2) All votes must be in bold. Like this:

vote:rajrhcpfreak

If you plan on changing your vote, you must

unvote

first. Otherwise I will not count your vote.
3) Lynches will occur when a majority is reached. You may choose to end the day without a lynch if a majority of players

vote: no lynch

.
4) After you die, through lynch, nightkill, or modkill, stop posting.
5)

Days will last three weeks maximum.

Extensions are possible but don’t count on it.
6) If you do not post for 72 hours, I will prod you. If you don’t pick up your prod after 48 hours or I have to prod you more than once, I may replace you. PM me if you will be V/LA and maybe we can work something out.
7) Do not edit your posts, or post in small or invisible text. Do not discuss the game outside of the thread.
8) Do not quote your role PM. You may, however, quote the photo that accompanies your role PM.
9) Do not be a dick (pun!). Personal insults will result in modkill.
10) I will be writing in

period blood red

. It is my color, don't use it.

NOTE: Discussion of setup has taken place in this thread: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8347. Reading this will neither hurt nor help you in this game. All, any, or none of the discussed roles may be present in this game.

If there are any unpowered town roles, the PM would look like this:

You are a vagina! Good for you! You have no other powers except for your vote. But who needs super powers when you have a clitoris?

[elvis_knits]

All roles have been sent!

CONFIRM BY PM!

[elvis_knits]

DAY DAWNS

You all gather to watch Steel Magnolias for the one millionth time, and discuss who you want to string up by her panty hose. (Joke! Like we would ever wear panty hose -- what a ridiculous and evil invention!)

With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

[elvis_knits]

bumping vote count

[elvis_knits]

Would anyone trade boobs with Dolly Parton?

Vote Count:
Xyzzy - 2 (Vivian Darblaam, DarlaBlueEyes)
DarlaBlyeEyes - 1 (nonny)
ThAdmiral - 1 (farside22)
Mirth - 1 (falcone)
farside22 - 1 (Lord Gurgi)
nonny - 1 (Mariyta)

With 12 alive, 7 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

I would like to remind you all that this game has three week auto deadlines. The deadline for this day is August 7.

[elvis_knits]

Hello bitchez vote count:

DarlaBlueeyes - 2 (xyzzy, farside)

farside - 1 (Lord Gurgi)
faerielord - 2 (Mariyta, vivian darkblaam)
Mariyta - 1 (Mirth)
spacecase - 1 (falcone)

12 alive, 7 to lynch!

I am prodding faerielord, spacecase, and xyzzy. Xyzzy has only posted twice in the game, and may need replacement.

All players have received a pm reminding them of deadline.

DEADLINE= One week from NOW!

AUGUST 7, 9:45 am GMT-5

[elvis_knits]

Getting top of page is not my strong suit

:

spacecase - 4 (falcone, faerielord, DBE, nonny)

DarlaBlueeyes - 2 (xyzzy, farside)
faerielord - 2 (Mariyta, vivian darkblaam)
farside - 1 (Lord Gurgi)
nonny - (1) mirth

12 alive, 7 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

Well you're all getting pretty sick of watching Steel Magnolias... seeing Julia Roberts die because she wanted to fulfil her dream of motherhood. :tear: You all hope for the end of the day so you can do something more fun tomorrow, like have a sleepover party or go to the gyno.

Alas... xyzzy decides to participate in a foreign exchange program, which sends her to Abudabi, and FORBIDDANLIGHT arrives in her place. All cheer for replacement forbiddanlight!

Deadline is extended by one week to allow forbiddanlight to catch up!

New deadline: Thursday August 14, 9:45 am EST (GMT-5)

While I'm here vote count:

DarlaBlueeyes - 3 (forbiddanlight, farside, ThAdmiral)

faerielord - 2 (Mariyta, vivian darkblaam)
farside - 2 (Lord Gurgi, falcone)
nonny - 1 (mirth)
spacecase - 1 (DBE)

12 alive, 7 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

Forbiddan light forces DarlaBlueEyes into the ladies bathroom. Farside and ThAdmiral grab hold of DBE, and pull her over to the sink. They hold her down as she screams.
"I'm just a vagina, like you guys!" DBE says.

None of you pay any attention to her pleas for mercy.

Mariyta fixes her eyes on the sanitary pad and tampon dispenser machine. She spins around, doing a roundhouse kick into the dispenser. The metal crumples and pads and tampons explode everywhere.

"I hate you rotten bitchez!" DBE says.

Nonny passes tampons to Faerielord and Falcone, and then nonny takes a handful of thick overnight pads. Nonny unwraps a pad and sticks it over DBE's mouth to silence her.

Faerielord and Falcone use their nimble little hands to weave the plethora of tampons into a rope.

They all slip the tampon rope around DBE's neck, and choke her 'til she's totally dead! Yay!

You search her pockets and find nothing suspicious. You realize she was telling the truth. She is just a regular vagina.

DarlaBlueeyes - 7 (forbiddanlight, farside, ThAdmiral, mariyta, nonny, Faerielord, falcone)

faerielord - 1 (vivian darkblaam)
farside - 1 (Lord Gurgi)
spacecase - 1 (DBE)

DarlaBlueEyes - Vagina Townie - Lynched with tampon rope D1

It is now night. You have 72 hours to get night actions to me!

[elvis_knits]

Incognito replaces spacecase

[elvis_knits]

You awake in the morning and notice one of you is missing. One smiling, sarcastic, ass-kicking face. Oh no. Where is Mirth?

You rush to her house, which happens to be a giant cardboard box painted light blue and dark blue. Hmmm. Maybe this should have been a hint about Mirth.

You search for her everywhere. Finally, you check the roof, and see evidence of a struggle. You find a pair of giant thong underwear strung between the trees.

You look over the side of the roof and see something skewered in the trees below. It hardly looks like Mirth, but you know that it is. You prefer to remember her in better days, when she was just a young tampon, out to save the world:

Mirth - Tampon Doc - killed by thong catapult N1

It is now D2! Discuss!

Deadline will be three weeks from this post.

[elvis_knits]

ThAdmiral invites you all over for a slumber party! Yay! You watch Troop Beverly Hills and braid each other's hair and paint each other's toenails. Oh what fun!

Forbiddan light begins weaving Incognito's hair into a really cute french braid. She looks rad, so ThAdmiral asks to have her hair done next. But when her turn comes, she decides she doesn't want a french braid afterall.

"Wishy-washy!" you all scream at her.

Incognito and forbiddanlight grab chunks of ThAdmiral's long flowing hair and drag her over to the giant bowl of cheese puffs.

Lord Gurgi pushes ThAdmiral's head into the bowl of cheese puffs and FaerieLord grabs ThAdmiral's pajama pants and begins to administer an atomic wedgie (which helps keep ThAdmiral's head in the bowl).

Falcone and farside22 roll up the sleeves of their nightgowns and help keep ThAdmiral down.

ThAdmiral tries to say something, but you can't hear her. She thrashes around for a while, and then goes still... she has drowned on cheese puffs.

You search her pajamas and find nothing exciting. She was another vagina townie.

ThAdmiral - 6 (Incognito, forbiddanlight, Lord Gurgi, Farie Lord, falcone, farside22)

not voting:
nonny
Vivian Darkblaam
ThAdmiral
Mariyta

ThAdmiral - Vagina Townie - Lynched by slumber party D2

[elvis_knits]

After killing ThAdmiral with a bowl of cheese puffs, you had a karaokee contest and Incognito won for his rousing rendition of "Genie in a bottle."

Then you all went to sleep.

Well, not all of you. Some of you stayed awake and killed each other.

You wake up in the morning and find Falcone with a pair of underwear pulled tight across her neck. She is not breathing. Falcone always had a flair for fashion, but this was not a fashion statement.

Falcone - Boob Mason - Strangled N2

But that's not all.

You notice that there is blood seeping out of another sleeping bag. You wondering if Mariyta just has really heavy flow and forgot to change her tampon. But, no. You pull back the sleeping bag and find that she is riddled with bullet holes.

Mariyta - Vagina-Haters Mafia Goon - Bitch-slapped and bullet-holed N2

The carnage is over for now, so you go to enjoy a yummy pancake breakfast and discuss who you want to kill today.

As usual, day will last 3 weeks from this post.

[elvis_knits]

With 7 Alive, 4 to lynch!

Not voting:
farside22
forbiddanlight replaces xyzzy
FaerieLord
Lord Gurgi
nonny
Vivian Darkblaam
Incognito replaces spacecase

[elvis_knits]

"Neener, neener, neener," shouts farside. "My baby is cuter than your baby!"

And you all realize she is right. Her baby is totally cute. Especially when he sits in little chairs.

The jealousy wells up inside you.

And you kill farside.

VOTE COUNT

Farside - 4 - Lord gurgi, Forbiddanlight, vivian darkblaam, farside

Not voting:
FaerieLord
Incognito
nonny
Vivian Darkblaam

farside22 - Vagina-Haters Mafia Godfather - lynched with jealousy

[elvis_knits]

You all meet to do a cookie swap today -- you each bring a few dozen cookies and split them evenly between everyone, and also give your secret recipes.

You chat happily and drink coffee, but then you notice there is one person that is not talking.

Faerielord is face down in her plate of cookies.

Silly Faerielord, she must be really hungry!

Then you notice her mouth is not full of cookies, but gagged with a pair of thong panties. Yuck! Faerielord must be into some pretty kinky stuff.

And also... she isn't moving.

Faerielord - Vibrator Vigilante - Gagged N3

It is now D4!

Five alive, 3 to lynch!

Deadline 3 weeks from this post!

[elvis_knits]

Vote Count!

LG (2) - nonny, forbiddanlight
nonny (1) - LG
Viv (1) - Incog

Not voting: Viv

With 5 Alive, 3 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

DEADLINE REMINDER!!!!!

Deadline=9/29 2pm EST

Vote Count!

Viv (2) - Incog, nonny
LG (1) - forbiddanlight
nonny (1) - LG

Not voting: Viv

With 5 Alive, 3 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

mod is deadline rules the same here we need less than 3 or does it stay at 3 votes for a lynch?

I will gleefully kill whoever has the most votes; if a tie, whoever reached that number first.

[elvis_knits]

Suspicion swirls because Vivian Darkblaam seems to be a man in drag.

"Takes one to know one, Cherry!" Viv screams at Incognito.

"I think you are a fake vagina," nonny says.

"You're not real like the rest of us," LG says.

How awkward.

You force-feed Viv until she bursts. Literally. Entrails explode on all the walls and the ceiling.

You check to see if she's vagina or vagina-hater. You can't really tell the difference at this point, so you have to take a DNA sample and send it out to some crime scene investigators. The results come back:

Vivian Darkblaam - Vagina Townie - Over-ate D4

Vote Count!

Viv (3) - Incog, nonny, LG
LG (1) - forbiddanlight

Not voting: Viv

With 5 Alive, 3 to lynch!

[elvis_knits]

You awake to find Incognito missing.

You finally find her at Victoria's Secret, lying by the underwire bras. It looks as if she desired some physical support after losing the emotional support of her mason-boob twin, falcone. Sadly, the underwire bras hung next to the thongs. And we all know how evil those things are. Just being withing six feet of those things can kill you.

Incognito - Boob mason - got too close to evil thongs N4

It is now day!

With 3 alive, 2 will gut one of your opponents!

[elvis_knits]

Hello GIRLIES!

With her last squirt of strength, LG pushes nonny onto the block. nonny stares ahead into the basket that is on the floor, waiting to catch her head as it rolls from her body.

forbiddanlight swings the axe down, and severs nonny's neck with a sickening crunch.

LG, her face splattered with blood, look to forbiddanlight.

"Did we win?" LG says.

"I did, but you didn't!" Forbiddan light says.

nonny - vagina townie - chopped D5

Forbiddanlight swings the axe one more time and finishes LG. Forbiddanlight takes the severed heads of nonny and LG, and hangs them from a tree like Christmas ornaments.

LordGurgi - douchebag - miller - endgamed

forbiddan light cackles...

And cackles...

And cackles...

That sound is so annoying. Ugh.

Forbiddanlight, mafia goon, digs up the corpses of farside22 and Mariyta and dances around with them, celebrating her victory.

Congratulations to forbiddanlight and the entire Vagina-Haters Mafia!

Scum win!

[elvis_knits]

Thank you all so much for playing! I think everyone did an excellent job in this game. Everyone stayed active and it was very close about who would win.

This is the set-up and role pms:

(2)Boob – Masons
You are the right boob, and you are in search of your longtime friend, the left boob. Each night you can pm me the name of one person you guess is the other boob. Once you find each other, you can gossip during that night and all nights afterward.


(1)Douchebag – miller
Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling? Not if you’re a douchebag, you don’t! Unfortunately, you have become something of a joke, and your name has become an insult (“Hey, douchebag, get out of my way!”). This makes you a miller. So even though you are pro-town, you will come up guilty to investigations. Poor douchebag!


(1)Tampon – doc
You absorb blood! This means that every night you can protect one person, and stop them from bleeding to death if they’ve been shot or otherwise injured.


(1)Vibrator – Vigilante
You are the type who likes to… well, take matters into your own hands. Each night, you may choose to kill one player with the best orgasm of their life. They will die a happy death.



(4)Vagina Townie
You are a vagina! Good for you! You have no other powers except for your vote. But who needs super powers when you have a clitoris?


(3)Vagina-Haters Mafia
You think a vagina looks like a melted candle with hair on it. You hate vaginas. You will not rest until all vaginas and those that help vaginas are dead.

[elvis_knits]

Some notes on the set-up. I like things to be a little unpredictable, so that's why I made a godfather, a miller, and no cop. I think it makes things more interesting to see how people will play their role, and how they react to a set-up that is not what they expected. I always love to see scum fake-claim cop or something ballsy like that, and in this set-up, it would have paid off big-time for mafia to fake-claim cop. Of course they didn't KNOW that. But forbiddan light did claim last in the mass-claim, so she could have done it. The funny thing is that if FL claimed cop, that would have made LG look more legit, and if FL claims townie, LG looks like he faked miller. For me, this kind of problem is interesting.

Props to LG for staying alive to endgame. Claimed miller without a cop definitely looks scummy to me! LG was doubly screwed with his role, yet he played it well and even managed to avoid being lynched!

FaerieLord did a great job as vig! I was figuring a vig would do as much harm as good for the town, but FL was smart enough to only use his power on Mariyta. When FL killed Mariyta, I thought the scum were toast!

Also, I love masons. I don't see them around very much anymore. I really like them because they can screw a scum team more than you think. They HAVE to be killed since they confirm each other. Especially if they stay a secret until endgame, they can really change a game. If they come out in lylo at a massclaim, they significantly reduce the number of players possible to lynch, and can really make scum squirm. It played out differently here, but still interesting. I think masons are more powerful than people think.

Also, as a side note, I also made the mafia send in ther kills in format "player x : kills player y" since I am evil and wanted them to wonder about roleblockers or other roles.

[elvis_knits]

<3 to all!

Thanks for playing!

[elvis_knits]

Well, probably. You have to realize there were all girls on the scum team, whereas town WAS tainted by males. It's a good enough proof for me ^-^.

lol

@mirth -- thanks for the mason games! I'll have to look at them!