Mini 661 - Meta uPick 2 - Abandoned

[Lord Gurgi]

Story: Cows are town, liberals are scum

. Because I like cows.

My guideline is up for grabs, someone gimme a good idea and I'll probably use that. I would also consider using Flameaxe for the story.

[Lord Gurgi]

How do we vote with emoticons?

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Retract; Break the Fourth Wall

. Woo bandwagon!

[Lord Gurgi]

I'm debating a guideline for a mafia adviser and town adviser.

[Lord Gurgi]

Guideline: There are two mod-confirmed unkillable players, one is mafia and one is town.

We have a majority on the story?

[Lord Gurgi]

Fine. I rescind that guideline.

[Lord Gurgi]

Read what I said. If you would.

[Lord Gurgi]

Coron, would you like to come up with a second guideline for me to submit? Most of my ideas got owned by the Worse Idea Mafia mechanic.

[Lord Gurgi]

Guideline: Whenever a mafia member dies, they have a venge kill

. Works for me.

[Lord Gurgi]

Rescind vote for Breaking the Fourth Wall, Vote: FLAMING HOT

Sheeeeep.

[Lord Gurgi]

But what will happen if both get majority? The prostitute Flameaxe is killing people who's story he doesn't like? I think that makes the scum hunt easy.

[Lord Gurgi]

A group of people are trying to figure out the flavour for a mafia game, flameaxe decides to whore herself out to try to win votes for his theme, people start to stall the process because flameaxe gives such amazing blowjobs. Others just want the bloody game to start and feel uncomfortable with the way flameaxe is rubbing herself all over everybody. The prudes are quickly shouted down by the people who enjoying feeling flameaxe service them and as a result, they begin to plotting to kill everyone.

I want this.

[Lord Gurgi]

I love you Sens Fan.

[Lord Gurgi]

Why did Tar have to go and ruin the entire game in one post...

Le sigh.

And thus, my brilliant response.

"Everyone's rule is only in effect if that person is alive"

But once you die that causes a paradox, does it not?

[Lord Gurgi]

His rule ceases to go into effect once he dies, but then his rule no longer affects his rule, making it valid again, therefor making it illegal again and so on and so forth.

[Lord Gurgi]

His rule ceases to go into effect once he dies, but then his rule no longer affects his rule, making it valid again, therefor making it illegal again and so on and so forth.

Once a rule is invalidated it is invalid for the rest of the game, or so I assume.

We'll have to ask the mod.

[Lord Gurgi]

On top of Pooky's rule...

[Lord Gurgi]

If you want an annoying post restriction, make it so that everyone has to type in couplets or haiku.

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I love it.

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Wait, no I don't.

[Lord Gurgi]

Don't talk about ongoing games.

[Lord Gurgi]

Revised Guideline: No guideline can be made to single out any player

[Lord Gurgi]

Revised Guideline: No guideline can single out any player

Fixed.

[Lord Gurgi]

Don't talk about ongoing games.

What? That's totally not ongoing game. I see you say that all the time.

Don't. Talk. About. Ongoing. Games. Don't push it.

[Lord Gurgi]

Revised Guideline: No guideline can single out any player

Fixed.

Try this, "any guideline that singles out any player is nullified."

Whatever the mod will take, I think my meaning is pretty obvious.

[Lord Gurgi]

I plan on shooting as close to 4:30 tomorrow morning as I can. Just letting you all know.

If you shoot Gurgi, I'm fine with that, because he has the only guideline that directly benefits the mafia and not the town.

I prefer killing scum than utility lynches, but, given the circumstances, it might be wise to have the town tell me who to kill before they off me.

[Lord Gurgi]

EBWOP: No wait that's stupid because of the hide thing. Shall I kill someone then anyway?

[Lord Gurgi]

Death stalked around the corner while PookyTheMagicalBear walked carefully out of the alley in front of Death. Standing on the rooftop was Lord Gurgi, loading his rifle with hollow tip bullets. Pooky walked forward, his steel bottom boots clicking on the ground. As he turned the corner Lord Gurgi fired, Pooky’s jacket caught on a bench tripping him, the shot missing completely. Pooky broke into a run, his jacket flapping furiously, as he fired wildly behind him. Death stalked swiftly, keeping pace with Pooky as he ran. Lord Gurgi followed Pooky, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, he stopped, took aim and fired three times. The bullets bored through a passerby, landing in both of Pooky's legs and his neck. As he fell Death came toward him.

DON’T WORRY, IT CAN’T KILL YOU. ONLY I CAN DO THAT.

The scythe came down around his head.

(

Daykill: PookyTheMagicalBear

)

Good luck guys. SensFan, now is the time to kill me.

[Lord Gurgi]

When Flameaxe dies, no

more

metas will disappear.

I don't believe so, SensFan.

[Lord Gurgi]

When Flameaxe dies, no

more

metas will disappear.

I don't believe so, SensFan.

Then why the fuck would you kill Pooks?

For the heck of it? There's no reason to think that he can't be scum.

[Lord Gurgi]

Meh, it's done.

[Lord Gurgi]

I've already been shot once.

[Lord Gurgi]

I wonder if anyone used ceasefire.

[Lord Gurgi]

Ah, I guess not then. Well, I suppose if my flavour isn't sufficient, all these kills will be moot.

[Lord Gurgi]

I think I'm pretty dead now. Onto the smilies!

[Lord Gurgi]

Well that certainly moved us past the random stage. Now what?

[Lord Gurgi]

i suggest someone kill LG plz

I agree with this sentiment.

[Lord Gurgi]

Hii.

[Lord Gurgi]

For the record, that kill failed. Try daykill next time you want to ruin the fun like me.

[Lord Gurgi]

Boo, this lynch nonsense is ridiculous, and was probably keeping the town in check from stupidity by Pooky's rule.

That said, if you guys don't lynch me I will be most upset.

[Lord Gurgi]

NOOOO NOT A ZUUUUUUUNE.

Now that I've asked some of you outside of the thread, I'm telling you all.

I'm a suicide bomber, but still subject to Pooky's rule, so I was think I'll just give the town two extra lynches, by taking myself and whoever they pick out. Help with writing the flavour would be fantastic.

Also: Nice mustache Dahill.

[Lord Gurgi]

Where's Tar? I want his valuable input.

[Lord Gurgi]

Ah, WIFOM, I just didn't feel like it, really, I mostly asked people I thought were scum. Pooky, Dahill, Darox. So it's actually more of a compliment than anything.

[Lord Gurgi]

Doesn't everyone love rules 16 and 17?

[Lord Gurgi]

I would like to see what Stink DOES, also, you're not dead, because all daykills are still affected by Pooky's rule. Once again, help with flavour would be fantastic.

[Lord Gurgi]

I knew there was a reason I suspected Darox, there's no reason for a townie to block me. Oh no, he might MODCONFIRM SOME TOWNIES OR KILL A SCUM.

[Lord Gurgi]

Oh, hey, we have votes, that's new.

Vote: Darox

. I'll also suicide on SensFan, if he would write some flavour for that.

[Lord Gurgi]

Let's not kill SSK until after Flameaxe is dead. But let's lynch Darox now.

[Lord Gurgi]

<3

[Lord Gurgi]

Let's lynch someone. Anyone, I'd even settle for me at this point...

[Lord Gurgi]

So he is purposefully lurking, and he's voting the guy who

wants

to blow himself up. Wow.

[Lord Gurgi]

Eh, I can live with this wagon.

Unvote; Vote: Kabenon

.

[Lord Gurgi]

Gurgi wasn't happy. No one was talking, and he didn't like it one bit. Now, people were trying to stop him from killing the Scum, and he would have none of it. All of these supposed attempts to stop him couldn't be true, since no Town player would be trying to prevent him from killing Scum. He prayed to God, asking for answers to his questions. True to form, God answered that if Gurgi's attempt was foiled, Gurgi would live to try again. This was it, he had made up his mind. SensFan wanted to die, and he had the opportunity to make it happpen. Now, the two would be able to help the Town find Scum, in the afterlife. He stepped towards SensFan, and pushed the detonator.

Kill: SensFan

[Lord Gurgi]

Gurgi wasn't happy. No one was talking, and he didn't like it one bit. Now, people were trying to stop him from killing the Scum, and he would have none of it. All of these supposed attempts to stop him couldn't be true, since no Town player would be trying to prevent him from killing Scum. He prayed to God, asking for answers to his questions. True to form, God answered that if Gurgi's attempt was foiled, Gurgi would live to try again. This was it, he had made up his mind. SensFan wanted to die, and he had the opportunity to make it happpen. Now, the two would be able to help the Town find Scum, in the afterlife. He stepped towards SensFan, and pushed the detonator.

DayKill: SensFan

Woops.

[Lord Gurgi]

Well, I say we lynch Darox.

[Lord Gurgi]

BTW: I was told I'm not dead, so rule #8 can stuff it for the time being.

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