Mini 2261: Grand Idea: Deflated Bubble [Game Over]

[Cook]

Good evening everybody and welcome to

Whose Vote Is It Anyway?

On tonight's show:
I Can't Believe They're Not Post Restricted, Korina.
Animal Farm, more like Animal GIFs, Zookeeper.
Derive This, Bi- erm, Ircher.
Day One IC, House.
Faewyld Draw Four, and I'm gonna make the color red, TLich's turn, Flea The Magician.
"Why Not Make It A Threes- Third Party", MegAzumarill.
I'm Sure I Recognize You From Somewhere, Radical Rat.
Werewolf of London, Andante.
Anything But Normal, Mizzytastic.
Overworked, Overtired, and Needs No Introduction, Datisi.
Ranking Senior, Save The Dragons.
Voted "Most Likely To Post", GrandpaMo.

I'm your host, Cook, let's have some fun.

[Cook]

LIKE, THE TWO OUTCOMES OF MY ROLE:
1) I CLAIM THIS AS SCUM, EVEN THOUGH I DID THAT IN A PREVIOUS GIM AND WAS SCUM, AND WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF IT
2) I CLAIM THIS AS TOWN, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID INDEED ROLL THIS.

ACTUALLY THERE IS A THIRD OUTCOME TO THIS, AND ONE THAT I WOULD GENUINELY DO, BUT:
3) I ROLLED VT, OR ANOTHER ROLE THAT IS FUNCTIONALLY A VT, AND DECIDED TO FAKE A POST RESTRICTION BECAUSE IT'D BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN PLAYING AS A VT IN GIM

alternatively you just wanted to do the post restriction and would have done it either way because GIdea is chaotic and if there's one thing that the experiences of people I haven't even met face to face have told me, if you know the party's gonna get wild, you gotta control what you gotta control.

how much you drink, that is.

[Cook]

so, WRT that, let's all take some measure of the potable liquid of your choice, and then just start downing shots of it.

probably want to go for water, maybe caffeine, because i get the feeling that a night of shitposting is gonna result in a surprise hammer nobody paid attention to.

[Cook]

*a moment of silence, followed by the sounds of 13 glasses hitting the table all at once*

[Cook]

okay, now that we're all sufficiently hydrated (or inebriated or whatever, drive responsibly), we can get to playing.

i understand it's literally impossible to read mafia games and not exactly The Da Vinci Code in terms of excitement, so i'm offering here and now to summarize everything every so often.

[Cook]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

mercury

[Cook]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

What's heavier, a thousand pounds of feathers or a thousand pounds of steel?

[Cook]

YOU'RE PROBABLY SCUM FOR POSTING NOT THAT MANY TIMES, AND I'M WANTING TO BLINDLY SHEEP SOMEONE SO I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY

VOTE: IRCHER

YOU ROLLED SCUM DIDN'T YOU!!!

BEING A MAFIA GOON WOULD BE INFININTELY MORE INTERESTING THAN A VT

Post restricted isn't vanilla.

You lied.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE SEMANTICS OF MY ROLE NOT BEING PURELY A VT, BUT FUNCTIONALLY I AM A VT.
MY ROLE IS LITERALLY CALLED "POST-RESTRICTED TOWNIE" WHICH I WOULD SAY IS LITERALLY JUST A VT

That matters to a Nea/Nilla Cop.

OK FAIR, BUT LIKE, WHY IS THE NEA CHECKING ME

You can't simultaneously whine about always being checked/killed d1 and ask me why that would happen.

Like, you obviously already know.

ALSO HOUSE CAN YOU REFRAIN FROM MAKING POSTS LIKE THIS, IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT YOUR ALIGNMENT AND I DON'T LIKE DOING THAT ATM

the solution is simple

stop thinking

[Cook]

understand it's literally impossible to read mafia games and not exactly The Da Vinci Code in terms of excitement, so i'm offering here and now to summarize everything every so often.

What tis your summary so far?

korina is drunk off the fact they're not drunk right now
literally five people have been actively posting
the points don't matter, just like the silent arsonist who i got PM'd about

[Cook]

understand it's literally impossible to read mafia games and not exactly The Da Vinci Code in terms of excitement, so i'm offering here and now to summarize everything every so often.

What tis your summary so far?

korina is drunk off the fact they're not drunk right now
literally five people have been actively posting
the points don't matter, just like the silent arsonist who i got PM'd about

Hey now!

By the way I got a N0 rolecop and you're an All Star.

[Cook]

YOU WASTED IT NOT VERIFYING THE FACT I'M FUNCTIONALLY A VT. SAD!

well see now you've just gone and claimed your role

and now we can add it to the List of Things Korina Is:
1. Cult
2. VT
3. Interesting Power Role that gets Screwed Over By Mech and is a VT for All Intents And Purposes
4. John Cena
5. Post-restricted

[Cook]

ALSO BECAUSE THIS IS GIM, I MIGHT JUST LET MY ALTERS START PLAYING AT VARIOUS POINTS OF THE GAME AND SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING TO THAT.

does that technically make you a hydra

can i smuggle people under my coat and have them whisper townreads to me

asking for a friend

[Cook]

YOU WASTED IT NOT VERIFYING THE FACT I'M FUNCTIONALLY A VT. SAD!

well see now you've just gone and claimed your role

and now we can add it to the List of Things Korina Is:
1. Cult
2. VT
3. Interesting Power Role that gets Screwed Over By Mech and is a VT for All Intents And Purposes
4. John Cena
5. Post-restricted

Korina can't be Cult because I'm already the recruiting scum

you better not have rolled cultafia i stg

[Cook]

hey i wonder if the voting machine is turing complete

[Cook]

PLEASE GET ME OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE

THE RIDE NEVER EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDSSSSSSS

[Cook]

I said goodbye, but I'm lingering for one more post.

Don't forget to apply to join the Blue Moon club! Details are in the discussion thread, and time is running out!

Hey, actually, don't do that! Talk to your party leaders and help us to form a coalition to oust this government!

[Cook]

hold up hold up let me summarize

[Cook]

in the meantime can i talk to you about our lord and savior the coalition party

[Cook]

VOTE: Andante

has wolf pfp, is obviously openwolfing

[Cook]

wait no i'm in politics i have to play both sides

UNVOTE: Andante

[Cook]

you can't do vca on someone who doesn't even vote

back to shitposting loudly

[Cook]

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YES FIRST I BEAT U @KOBA

bruh r u serious. r u telling me i could have wrote a more thoughtful first post UGH

ur lucky this time

where is eveyrone at im sobbing rn -- (high posting starts now jk ill start my hyperposting now and leave for a few days )

I claim

odd day makeshift mason

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Spoiler:

Hello Andante!

whose alt r u

THIS FEELS FAMILIAR TO REAL LIFE OMICRON?

It's not a masonry no matter who is in it

I refused to claim

Consider joining the Korina wagon?

This is bad logic. Not scum gets canceled out and youre left with i am scum. i think ur just deflecting, openwolfing, deepwolfing, warlocking, wifoming, and mystifying us

i figured you guys needed help with analysis so I ISO'd GrandpaMo. This is his iso.

[Cook]

[/shitposting]

yeah that's a serious question i have too

are fae alright?

[Cook]

[shitposting] "Nooooo you can't just explode D1"
"Haha wolf go splat"

There are X-1 Impostors among us.

[Cook]

oh and don't forget that andante was the leading wagon and then the kill reset the votes soooooo

VOTE: Andante

Feelin' my Drew Carey was right

[Cook]

twelve more slots for the coalition party

as the other one fizzled out literally two people gives us a majority

[Cook]

UNVOTE:

jk i'm a mason too

im also a mason, i mean 1-shot vig, i mean cop with a guilty, i mean bulletproof, i mean PGO, i mean VT

honestly don’t understand my role mind if i quote my pm ver—

(for legal reasons this is a joke and i am not threatening to do this)

[Cook]

genuinely speaking, of the opinion that wagons are overrated, i prefer rickshaws

[Cook]

Ugh I want to vote Andante for the Korina tunnel and Zookeeper for activity reasons

Which do I do?

[Cook]

first

andante bluffed about the vig shot

datisi that's a pretty shit role sorry you had to play it

flipped town!ircher claims that flipped wolf!house outed his partner as radical rat

do we believe this? probably not, but the fact of the matter is that we've been put into a gambit position

if we Accept The House Gambit we may nail scum but we may nail town, if we Decline The House Gambit we inevitably give Rat a townread

[Cook]

alternatively, we can just ignore the gambit and have rat as a fallback elimination should this day fail to produce anyone better (which it will)

not sure if investigatives should claim

[Cook]

not like we have much info

[Cook]

YOU CLAIMING IT IN A HOOD DOES NOT MEAN IT’S TRUTHFUL

what blasphemy is this

if it's in a PT, it must be true

[Cook]

also give flea a break if fae need it. some of us can't play mafia every day.

[Cook]

wait wait wait what why are people wagoning me slow down a second

[Cook]

yeah sounds good! Cook is maf!!!

oh i see how it is

[Cook]

you're mafia duh

proof?

[Cook]

here, I'll play it this way, please tell me who is a better yeet than you, and if you can convince me, you live another day

why am i a good yeet

where is your evidence

i have half a mind to think you my condemner

[Cook]

Uhhh I have a very strong, convincing read on Cook right now. We can do this 2 ways.
1. yall trust me on this gut read
or
2. yall make me start outing this tell thing

either way, I'm not outing ANYTHING else on the matter till like 3-4 IRL days happen

what

no fuck you, you don't get to use the gut read defense

you have done nothing but deathtunnel me and refused to listen to reason and now you are getting korina to follow you

[Cook]

claiming right here and right now

Johnny Cochrane

informed someone's condemning me. blocked kori last night so if you copped them you got a bad result

oh and let's not forget:

andante tried to shoot flea so they claim, and yet we're wondering why ascetic interferes with that

news fucking flash it doesn't because it's a kill action

AND i haven't seen a

shred

of fucking evidence on me, only "source: trust me bro"

if it don't fit, acquit

[Cook]

no you don't get to wait

you post that shit NOW

[Cook]

informed someone's condemning me

LMAOOOO what?

dead to fucking rights get in the corner

VOTE: Andante

[Cook]

i never vanillaized anyone how the hell are you clowns messing this up

[Cook]

hey just to remind folks that i didn't vanillaize anyone

my role can't even do that

[Cook]

I interpreted it as "bad result" meaning the result wasn't reliable and should be discarded.

this is accurate

[Cook]

I’D SAY BAD RESULTS AND INCORRECT RESULTS ARE DIFFERENT
NOT TO MENTION THE IDEA OF RBING A CLAIMED VANILLA

you claimed you were "functionally" vanilla last i checked.

oh and let's not forget even if you are vanilla you could still be scum and roleblocking you would

halt your factional kill

.

[Cook]

I THINK YOU’RE STILL JUST SCUM HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE ONLY PUTTING FORTH EFFORT WHEN YOUR NAME IS UP TO DIE.
I WANT YOU DEAD TO GET THE CONDEMNER OUT TOO, IN ALL HONESTY

why not kill the condemner then

you then get me high on towncred plus a third party out of the way

and on the note of effort? have you at all noticed how i play? at all?

[Cook]

i don't interact enough and get run up or i talk and then people SR me for it. no matter what i do to play the game i always get eliminated d1 or d2 and then people go "welp she was town oh well too bad so sad"

no, that ends now

i'm gonna win this game for town, dammit, and if you want to use town to get rid of third party, i think that maybe you need to rerun stats on that

[Cook]

glad you folks calmed down

UNVOTE:

gonna unvote for now, cool down, and think rationally for a bit.

[Cook]

reiterate: me rb'ing korina and korina getting an inno on andante means that my action was interfered with. i think kori claimed ascet post restricted?

why does someone else need to target flea for your cpr doc, rat?

[Cook]

OHHHHH

[Cook]

OHHHHH

ok cook getting caught nice

VOTE: Cook

?

[Cook]

my current thought on the situation:

i blocked kori and it worked, andante's kill was stopped because my roleblock also stops factionals.

kori claims they got Town on Andante but they don't know i stopped them because they never actually did this. remember they've claimed they were functionally VT before?

[Cook]

the two of them worked

hard

to try to get people onto me and then they backed off when nobody was really jumping on? feels a bit like too much of a 180 here

[Cook]

my current thought on the situation:

i blocked kori and it worked, andante's kill was stopped because my roleblock also stops factionals.

kori claims they got Town on Andante but they don't know i stopped them because they never actually did this. remember they've claimed they were functionally VT before?

Korina only claimed the result after you claimed to have blocked them.

apologies for misremembering. the result claim then was an attempt to discredit me. they have done nothing but attempt to discredit my role.

[Cook]

what about outside influence from other roles? effects? setup on the mod's part?

[Cook]

i know what i saw and see what i know falling into place now.

[Cook]

look i'm not going to get modkilled to prove a point you have to trust me on this, i saw in my role pm "you are being condemned"

[Cook]

which ultimately makes the ratio of scum to town worse

if there's like 6:2:1 left, that makes it 5:2 and then a nightkill makes it 4:2, melo

[Cook]

lucky guess

you're jumping at every fault of wording i have

scum behavior tbh

[Cook]

unknowing combinations can happen

why are you looking at this one dimensionally this is gim nothing makes sense

[Cook]

fuck off

VOTE: Korina

[Cook]

alright

VOTE: cook

go ahead do it

watch me flip town

then go jump in afterwards

no hard feelings

[Cook]

@Cook

If you're informed a condemner is targeting you, why didn't you say so earlier? Seems like the sort of thing I'd want to be public knowledge, instead of retroactively applying it when your self defense is questioned

I don't believe this ever got answered, but I would still like one if Cook's still around

literally forgot

call it suspicious, but i literally forgot

[Cook]

my current thought on the situation:

i blocked kori and it worked, andante's kill was stopped because my roleblock also stops factionals.

kori claims they got Town on Andante but they don't know i stopped them because they never actually did this. remember they've claimed they were functionally VT before?

hammering xoxo VOTE: Cook

welp i didn't lie, i was in fact the town role i said i was

i made up the condemner thing to try to turn the tables on andante