#186 - Famous Chefs! - Game Over!

[Talitha]

Welcome to Famous Chefs mafia!

Game Status:

Day 4

Still sauteing! (1)

rolandofthewhite

Have stirred their last pot...

PBuG - Paul Prudhomme - cop - Fried Night 1
Mastermind of Sin - Nigella Lawson - roleblocker - Bad Review - Night 1
Crola - Swedish chef - Mafia muddler - lynched Day 1
_Obelix_ - Julia Child - Back up - Scrambled Night 2
warpdragon - Wolfgang Puck - Cop - lynched Day 2
Coron - Chef from Southpark - mafia seducer - Bad Review - Night 3
Leonidas - Emeril Lagasse - food cop - lynched Day 3
thrawn1020 - Jamie Oliver - doctor - bad review - Night 4
Quailman - Delia Smith - searcher - Roasted night 4
Fuldu - Soup Nazi - mafia nitpicker - Bad review night 5
mlaker - Martha Stewart - pie gifter - Baked in a pie night 5

[Talitha]

The Rules!:

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- Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote it will not count.

- Please unvote (in bold) before casting a new vote.

- A lynch requires that one player has votes from more than half of the current players. Once the player has the required number of votes the lynch is inevitable and unvoting will have no effect.

- You may vote for a "no lynch". A vote of this kind from more than half of the current players is required to end the day.

- Do not discuss this game outside of this thread, unless your role or a PM from me says that you may do so. This continues to apply after you die and until the game is over.

- Only live players may post in this game.

- Do not edit or delete any of your submitted posts.

- Do not quote your role or any other PMs from me.

- If you have a night choice, it is due before the posted deadline. If your choice is not submitted to me by this time, no choice will be made.

- If you anticipate being unavailable for more than 48 hours, please post a notification in this thread. Please treat this game as a commitment to the other players and contribute regularly.

- Play to win and give it your best! Please do your part to make the game enjoyable for everyone. Personal insults and/or abuse of other players will not be tolerated.

- If you have any questions, PM me! I may or may not respond to questions in the thread, but I will certainly reply to any PMs

[Talitha]

All confirmations are in!

It is now Night 1. Please send choices if you haven't already. A 72 hour deadline for choices applies.

[Talitha]

Bump - to get us off the bottom of the heap.

Day dawns tomorrow sometime.

[Talitha]

This morning a new recipe was anonymously posted in the 'Share Your Recipes' Thread...

INGREDIENTS:
1/4 cup butter, melted
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon lemon pepper
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups Italian-style salad dressing
4 (4 ounce) fillets

red drum

PBuG

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
In a medium saucepan, melt the butter on low heat; cool to room temperature. Meanwhile, in a medium bowl, combine the cayenne pepper, black pepper, lemon pepper, garlic powder and salt. Set aside.
Dip the fillets into the melted butter, then coat with the seasoning mixture.
In a large skillet over high heat, sear

fish

PBuG

on each side for 2 minutes or until slightly charred.
Place in a 11x7 inch baking dish and pour the Italian dressing onto each fillet. Cover baking dish and bake in a preheated oven for 30 minutes or until flaky and tender.

A rather unfunny practical joke? Perhaps... perhaps not.

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Meanwhile, copies of Succulent magazine are hot off the press. Page 5 is sporting the new Food Reviewer's column:

Our foray into TV land begins with Channel 4's own, Nigella Lawson (also known as

Mastermind of Sin

). With a wave of the hand and a jiggle of a breast, our voluptuous vixen attempts to entice us into sin using a Double Potato & Halloumi Bake.

Now Potatoes and fancy cheese on their own is a mighty fine meal. Most talented cooks that are worth anything would start with potatoes and serve with some steak. Oh no, but actual taste and simple, masterful preparation is not good enough for this sultry succubus. With the grace of an elephant walking a tightrope, our culinary mistress believes that performing kitchen aerobics is somehow part of having a good meal.

The meal itself turns out to be bland and unimaginative, despite all the flirting and propositioning done by this unsavory tart. Potatoes and cheese, oh, such a mark of a true domestic genius. A flirty wink and a salacious smile does not hide the fact that this meal is simply plain and lousy. It doesn't even make a good appetizer. That garbage soup made by the hobos under the 8th street bridge would be welcome when ambushed at the dinner table with this slop. Wear all the tight shirts you like, highlight your biggest assets, give them a few more close ups on your way out, for you do not belong in any of our kitchens.

Get off my TV and go back to turning tricks at the corner, your show is now cancelled.

Ouch! She'll never work in this town again.

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PBuG (Paul Prudhomme - cop)

has been filleted, fried and baked.

Mastermind of Sin (Nigella Lawson - roleblocker)

got a bad review and has packed her bags.

It is now DAY 1!

10 chefs cook on.
6 votes will lynch.

[Talitha]

Breakfast time - Vote count

mlaker (1)

- Quailman

Obelix (1)

- Thrawn

Leonidas (1)

- Obelix

Coron (1)

- rolandofthewhite

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

6 to lynch.

[Talitha]

Votes

warpdragon (2)

- crola, Quailman

Obelix (1)

- Thrawn

Leonidas (1)

- Obelix

Coron (1)

- rolandofthewhite

Quailman (1)

- warpdragon

Not voting: Coron, Fuldu, Leonidas, mlaker

6 to lynch.

[Talitha]

Pah-thetically anaemic vote count!

warpdragon (1)

- Leonidas

Obelix (1)

- Thrawn

Leonidas (1)

- Obelix

Coron (1)

- warpdragon

Not voting: Coron, Crola, Fuldu, mlaker, Quailman, roland

6 to lynch.

[Talitha]

Now we're cooking...

Crola (4)

- roland, Coron, mlaker, warpdragon

mlaker (2)

- crola, Quailman

warpdragon (1)

- Leonidas

Obelix (1)

- Thrawn

Leonidas (1)

- Obelix

Not voting: Fuldu

6 to lynch.

[Talitha]

That appears to be a lynch -

I'm falling asleep here, so I'll kill Crola when I wake up in a few hours, sorry.

[Talitha]

Feenel Fute-a Cuoont!

Crula (6)

- rulund, Curun, mleker, verpdregun, Leuneedes, Oobeleex

mleker (2)

- crula, Qooeeelmun

Oobeleex (1)

- Threvn

Nut futeeng:

Fooldoo

Yuoo hefe-a lynched. Bork bork bork!..



Zee Svedeesh Cheff! Und, a bed gooy in thees geme-a.

Crula - Svedeesh cheff - Meffeea mooddler - hes beee lynched. Bork bork bork!

It is noo Neeght 2, pleese-a send chueeces! (72 huoor deedleene-a eppleees)

[Talitha]

A couple of night choices missing and I only just got around to sending prods, so I'll hold off from starting day for another few hours.

[Talitha]

Today there is another anonymous recipe posted in the 'Share Your Recipes' thread...

To Scramble

Eggs

Obelix

Eight eggs

One Obelix

Salt and freshly ground pepper
1 tablespoon or more butter
1 tablespoon or more heavy cream, optional
Optional minced fresh herbs: 3 or 4 tablespoons minced fresh parsley, or parsley and chives, chervil, tarragon, or dill

Special Equipment Suggested: a mixing bowl and

fork

heavy duty electric beater, mwahaha!

; a 10-inch no-stick frying pan, and a straight-edged wooden or plastic spatula; warm plates

Cooking

the eggs

Obelix

.

Break the eggs

Put Obelix

into the bowl, adding salt and pepper to taste, and beat

just to blend yolks and whites

until all mushed up!

Set the frying pan over moderately low heat and add enough butter to film the bottom and sides; pour in the beaten

eggs

Obelix

. Slowly scrape the bottom of the pan from the edges toward the center with the spatula. In 2 to 3 minutes or so

the eggs

Obelix

will have thickened into a softly lumpy custard – cook for a few seconds longer if it is too soft for your taste. Carefully correct seasoning and, if you wish, fold in a tablespoon or so additional butter and/or cream, and the optional herbs.

Serving. Serve at once on warm (not hot) plates. Accompany with, for instance, bacon or sausage or ham, broiled tomatoes, and buttered toast wedges.

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Obelix (Julia Child - multi-talented back-up (turned cop)) has been scrambled.

It is now Day 2.
8 chefs bake on. 5 to flambe.

[Talitha]

Votes...

Fuldu (2)

- Quailman, warpdragon

Not voting: Coron, Fuldu, Leonidas, mlaker, roland, thrawn

[Talitha]

Votes...

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

warpdragon (1)

- mlaker

Not voting: Coron, Fuldu, Leonidas, Quailman, roland, thrawn

5 needed. Are we in need of a deadline?

[Talitha]

Votes - spread nice and thinly like butter...

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

warpdragon (1)

- mlaker

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman

mlaker (1)

- roland

Not voting: Coron, Leonidas, thrawn

5 needed to lynch.

I will send out prods tomorrow to anyone who requires one.

[Talitha]

Votes - piling up like pancakes...

warpdragon (4)

- mlaker, Leonidas, Coron, roland

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman

Prodding: thrawn

5 needed to lynch.

[Talitha]

Uh oh. Participation has ground to a halt.

Deadline: 7 RL days from this post.

5 to lynch.

3 votes to lynch at deadline.

No vote changes since my last count.

[Talitha]

No changes, but here it is for this page:

warpdragon (4)

- mlaker, Leonidas, Coron, roland

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman

Not voting: thrawn

5 to lynch.

[Talitha]

Final vote count

warpdragon (5)

- mlaker, Leonidas, Coron, roland, thrawn

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman


Warpdragon eventually succumbs to the mob of angry chefs.

"So are you pro-town or scum?" somebody asks.

Warpdragon just shakes his head...

Warpdragon - Wolfgang Puck - Cop - has been lynched!

The sun sets. It is now Night 3. Choices due in 72 hours.

[Talitha]

Today, there is a new issue of our favourite magazine,

Succulent

!

Todays review revolves about the controversial animated South Park Chef, renowned for just about everything, except his food. Oh sure, he can boink any female on the planet after wooing them with one of his songs. The fact that the ones he gets the most are the bus driver that looks like the swamp thing and the mayor which looks like the complimentary creature from the black lagoon is just a minor inconsistent detail. Of course, he believes his wisdom is beyond legendary, but only if he would ever get it right. South Park Chef has decided us to our lives on this day with his staple meal, Salisbury Steak and Mashed Potatoes.

To do so, we pay a visit to South Park elementary. Our crew arrived slightly late, but that was only because we kept arriving at what we thought was the zoo; but in fact it was actually the elementary school. After fighting away through a series of freaks, including limeys and flying poo, we finally get to stand in line for our meal. With a line that spans over 100 customers, you would think that we are in store for a real treat. Of course, the fact that the children stand in line with a look of real dread, as if this was their final meal before an execution, is just inconsequential. Considering we had plenty of time to look around now, it pains us to notice that the art of cleanliness is clearly lost on our host.

After an unacceptably long wait, we get a glimpse of the master himself, South Park Chef. Ugh, what a disgusting character. Splashes of sauce all over himself, sweat dripping everywhere, this kitchen reeks as if it was the personal culinary playground of Satan himself. While scratching his ass, he reveals to us a story about some conquest the previous night; we begin to doubt if he even bothered to shower after his misdeed.

We are then handed over a tray with what appears to be a piece of stale cardboard and a bar of soap. When we inquired about the cardboard, we assumed that this would be a place mat for the actual steak once its served. We also assumed the soap to be used as a sanitary tool after your meal, which would have been a nice touch. South Park Chef proudly informed us that we were actually staring down, face to face, with our next meal. It was no different than looking down into the deep, dark abyss of hell itself. Demons are cackling with glee as after this meal, we will surely be joining them.

Further continuing this misadventure, we figure that perhaps looks can be
deceiving. We have had encountered pleasant encounters in our day, perhaps we may get lucky after all. Ugh, no. There is a reason why this Salisbury Steak looks like cardboard, its to match the taste. Bland, tasteless, coarse, there not enough words in the dictionary to describe the
wretchedness that has been condensed into this piece of alleged meat. After chiseling a piece off the brick that may or may not have been Mashed Potatoes, we noticed that this substance was eating away at the tray underneath it.

Needless to say, but this façade can not continue. How dare anyone serve this intrinsic poison and try to pass it off as an edible substance. Such irresponsible transgression shall not be tolerated! I fully demand that
this cafeteria is not only closed down, but burned to a crisp as well in an effort to ward off all the anti-culinary demons that haunt this infernal place. This cafeteria is clearly the cesspool of all that is unholy and demeaning. A tactical nuclear strike wouldn’t even be enough.

Consider yourself terminated, South Park Chef.

Coron (Chef from Southpark - mafia seducer)

got a bad review and has left town.


Also -

Leonidas is very ill today

. Perhaps a case of food poisoning? He will only be able to post twice today.

6 chefs cook on
4 votes to lynch.

[Talitha]

Votes!

Leonidas (3)

- roland, thrawn, Quailman

Quailman (1)

- Leonidas

Not voting: Fuldu, mlaker

4 to lynch.

[Talitha]

How about a vote count?

Leonidas (1)

- thrawn

Quailman (1)

- Leonidas

roland (1)

- Fuldu

Not voting: mlaker, Quail, roland

4 to lynch.

I want to deal with Night 4 before I go away to the USA, so I'm going to apply an:

Unretractable Deadline.... 7 RL days from this post

(2 to lynch at deadline. If the votes are tied at deadline, the person who reached the total first will be lynched.)

[Talitha]

No changes but here it is for this page

Leonidas (1)

- thrawn

Quailman (1)

- Leonidas

roland (1)

- Fuldu

Not voting: mlaker, Quail, roland

4 to lynch.

Deadline looms:

Three and a half RL days until night falls.

[Talitha]

Thrawn was sent a reminder about the game yesterday and has read it.

Reminder: Approx 48 hours until deadline.

[Talitha]

Thrawn has 2 votes, Leo, Quailman & Roland have 1 each.

24 hours until night falls.

[Talitha]

Final Vote Count

Leonidas (3)

- thrawn, Quailman, roland

Quailman (1)

- Leonidas

roland (1)

- Fuldu

Not voting: mlaker

With 3 votes, Leonidas is deadline lynched.
He was...



Emeril Lagasse - food cop

It is now Night 4. If you could please send your choices within 48 hours, I will love you long time.

[Talitha]

You all wake up to Issue #4 of

Succulent Magazine

hot off the press:

On this day, our misadventures brings us to the flat of the only male limey that has ever cooked anything other than fish and chips, that being Jamie Oliver. In today’s episode of this poser’s TV show, our fraudulent culinary composer decides to impress us all with a glorious undertaking of Sausage and Mashed Potatoes with Onion Gravy.

Oh Jamie, please hold me, even the toughest macho tough leather biker would faint at the beauty and elegance of the presentation of Sausage and Mashed Potatoes with Onion Gravy. The difficulty, the skill, the mastery is unequal in creating such a splendid dish. Its served simply to impress.

Yea, right. Jamie, you little flake. You waste 30 valuable minutes of this reviewer’s time with this revolting meal. That nasty gruff leather biker would faint, but more due to the level of insult presented when this slop is thrown in front of him with the delicacy of a Siberian prison guard at meal time. That is of course if the smell doesn’t get him first.

What exactly were you thinking off when you woke up that morning Jamie? Were you looking to torture birds and kick puppies? Oh but that’s so old hat, you have probably served puppy carcass on a stick several times already. Oh no, you had to get so creative this time, “If I mix sausage with potato, maybe I can finally be the evil Mad SuperChef!”.

Save yourself the delusions of grandeur Jamie, this time you have been bested by a rusty dented can of soup. Normally sausage is a succulent delight, but apparently it looks like its mission accomplished after all for you, you have faithfully ruined sausage for everyone. Nasty memories, like a bad childhood nightmares will creep up even at the mention of sausage. Even when it’s seen in the wild, the first reaction of anyone that has endured your torture will simply have to run for the hills in terror.

For this transgression into the world of evil, consider your show cancelled. Perhaps you’re best suited in another profession, like medieval dungeon torturer.

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In the 'Share Your Recipes' thread, another monstrous recipe has been posted:

Roast

Lamb

Quailman

with Garlic and Rosemary and Rosemary and Onion Sauce

Ingredients:
1

leg of lamb

Quailman
3 large cloves garlic, peeled and thinly sliced lengthways into about 24 slivers
2 large stems fresh rosemary, cut into about 24 small sprigs
1 small onion, peeled
salt and freshly milled black pepper

Begin by making about 24 small, deep cuts in the skin of

the lamb

Quailman using a small, sharp knife. Then push a sliver of garlic, followed by a small sprig of rosemary, into each cut, and season the meat generously with salt and freshly milled black pepper. Next, cut the onion in half and place it in the bottom of the roasting tin, then transfer

the lamb

Quailman to the tin to sit on top of the onion halves. Cover the tin loosely with foil, then cook in the oven on a high shelf for 1 1/2 hours. After this, take the foil off and let it cook for another 30 minutes.

Remove

the lamb

Quailman from the oven, cover loosely with foil again and allow to rest for about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, make the Rosemary and Onion Sauce.

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Thrawn (Jamie Oliver - doctor)

got a bad review and had his show cancelled.

Quailman (Delia Smith - searcher)

has been roasted.

It is now Day 4.
3 alive - 2 votes to lynch.

[Talitha]

I'm off to USA in a few hours. If you need a mod over the next couple of days, please get hold of IS.

[Talitha]

Oh look a majority. And since me, Tally, is the mod (despite me being in the air on a plane to Portland right now) I can decree that this day is over and no one was lynched.

It is now Night 5. Hurry up with them choices, slac... er... Send me your night choices please.

[Talitha]

I'm sorry guys, I'll get to this within a day or 2 at most.

[Talitha]

It's been a long night in Chef land. Would you all like to know what happened? Well, firstly the new issue of

Succulent

magazine is selling like hotcakes. The Food Review on page 5 is causing a bit of a stir around the town:

Today, our adventures takes us to the heart of New York City to visit a man most famously known as "The Soup Nazi". Now, we are left to wonder what sort of wacky adventures one undertakes when visiting the fuhrer of soup. Will we be chased by quacking ducks in the parking lot? Will we have to kiss the chef? Will we have to play games with him until 4am?

To answer all of these arduous questions, our team paid a visit to the proclaimed Soup Nazi.When we arrived we noticed a line stretching from the door down the block along the sidewalk. Obviously this means that the service is poor and slow. Clearly not the mark of a great Famous Chef.

As we meander our way through the long, never ending line, we notice that no one says anything. Much like faceless automatons, everyone steps in unison and simply takes the soup that’s given to them and pays accordingly. Simply ridiculous. Chow lines in a Communist Russia winter were more colorful and alive than this atrocity. Where is the flair, the pizzazz, the panache? Its all dread and morbid. You would figure that you are happy with your lunch choice. All we see are nervous faces and fear.

Finally it becomes my turn. Before we can even say hello, we are handed a bag with what I assume is some soup of the day, Crab Bisque. We try to speak, but the man just looks at us with a stern face. Is this the mystical Soup Nazi? We again attempt to speak in order to inquire about our choices for the day. Before the sentence was over, he rudely interrupts and demands to know what it is about the soup that we don’t like. We don’t even get to answer that before he proclaims: “No Soup For You, Next!” and snatches our bag and gives it to the next person.

What what, what appalling behavior! How can anyone endure such rudeness! The service at this establishment is the worst anyone can endure. Prisoners at the Bastille were treated better than this. This Soup Nazi stares at hole through us and orders us out. No soup, no money, no service. Just get out.

Very well, Mr. Nazi. We will get out and take this little soup dingy with us. Consider yourself dismissed!

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There is also a new recipe in the 'Share Your Recipes' thread. On first glance it looks like a recipe for a yummy Apple Pie, but upon closer inspection it appears that Martha Stewart herself has been substituted as the pie filler instead of apple! Mmm, I wonder how thast would taste.

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Fuldu (Soup Nazi - mafia nitpicker) got a bad review and has left town.

mlaker (Martha Stewart - pie gifter) has been baked in a pie.

-

I therefore announce that

rolandofthewhite, Food Reviewer and Serial Killer extroardinaire, has won the game.

[Talitha]

Once again, I apologise profusely for the delay. I will post roles and night choices when I get home in a few days.

[Talitha]

I'm home but I'm not with it... bear with me, I'll get those night choices up soon

[Talitha]

FAMOUS CHEFS - ROLES

Leonidas

You are Emeril Lagasse
Veal Marcelle, medallions with jumbo lump crabmeat, field mushrooms and asparagus with hollandaise sauce… This is the kind of meal you are famous for. But does everyone else share your love of such fine food? You may submit the name of one player each night and find out what is cooking in their kitchen.

You win with the good chefs.

PBuG

You are Paul Prudhomme
You are a famous chef. In this game you are also a cop! You know what to do, right?

You win with the good chefs.

Blackened redfish

warpdragon

You are Wolfgang Puck
You are a culinary COP. You get to investigate one player each night to find out if they are trying to spoil your meal. However, there is a catch. In order to get your investigation result each night, you must vote for every living player at some time during the previous day. Each vote must be in its own post. On Night 1 you get a free investigation.

You win with the good chefs.

Mod note: Naïve cop

Caesar chicken pizza

_Obelix_

You are Julia Child
You’re more of a retired chef these days. However, if the call comes, you’ll be ready… to do whatever.

You win with the good chefs.

Mod note: Back up for Prudhomme, Lagasse, or Oliver – whoever dies first.

An omelette

Quailman

You are Delia Smith
You’re looking for a kindred spirit to swap recipes with at night. Each night submit the name of a player and I will let you know if they are the one you are looking for..

You win with the good chefs.

Mod note: Becomes a mason pair if she finds Julia Child.

Roast Lamb with Garlic and Rosemary and Rosemary and Onion Sauce

Thrawn1020

You are Jamie Oliver
Your fresh ingredients and simple, tasty dishes are just the recipe for health and well-being. You can pass on this gift to one player each night and it will protect them from harm.

You win with the good chefs.

Sausage and Mashed Potatoes with Onion Gravy

rolandofthewhite

You are the Food Reviewer (SK)
You are the Food Reviewer for Succulent Magazine… a publication about fine cuisine.
Each night you get to put one chef out of business, by publishing a bad review about their food. Please submit the name of one player to review each night. (You may write the review yourself, or leave it up to the mod to do it).

In addition to your reviews, as a result of your journalism connections, you will be told the name (role) of one chef in the game each night. You do not get to choose the player, or even know which player has the role that you discover. It is chosen randomly by the mod.

Also, because you are hated around town, you have a hi-tech alarm system on your home. This will save you from one (but only one) night kill attempt.

You win when you are the only one left. (NB: “You win with the good/bad chefs.” is the wording of the win condition that the other players received.)

No result

Mastermind of Sin

You are Nigella Lawson (roleblocker)
One taste of your divine recipes is enough to stop anyone in their tracks. You may woo one player per night with your delectable creations. Once they start eating they won’t even realize that they forgot to perform their night choice.

You may not feed the same player 2 nights in a row.

You win with the good chefs.

Double Potato & Halloumi Bake

mlaker

You are Martha Stewart
Each night, you bake a pie for another player. Choose from:
- apple pie
- blueberry pie
- pecan pie
- pumpkin pie
- rhubarb pie

Send me the name of the lucky recipient and the kind of pie you want to make for them.
You may not choose the same kind of pie nor the same player 2 nights in a row.

You win with the good chefs
Mod note:
- apple pie - Protects from kill
- blueberry pie - Roleblocks
- pecan pie - target switch, (via random.org)
- pumpkin pie – post/vote restriction – must use the word pie in voting post, or vote doesn’t count.
- Rhubarb pie – is very ill and can only post twice the next day.

Apple pie

Fuldu

You are the Soup Nazi (from Seinfeld) – mafia nitpicker
You are in the mafia with the Swedish Chef (Mafia muddler - Crola) and Chef from Southpark (Mafia seducer - Coron). Why do you want to kill all the famous chefs? Well, their food is better because it’s REAL and yours is just fictional. Collectively, please submit the name of one player to kill each night, and also tell me which of you will be doing the killing.

During the day, you are a nitpicker. If you notice that a player has made 3 mistakes during the day – these can be spelling, punctuation, grammar or coding mistakes – you can send me a PM with details of the mistakes, and that player will lose their ability to vote for the rest of the day. If they currently have a vote on, it will be revoked. You can only take the vote away from one player each day.

You win with the bad chefs.

Crab bisque

Coron

You are Chef (from Southpark) – mafia seducer
You are in the mafia with the Swedish Chef (Mafia muddler - Crola) and the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld (Mafia nitpicker - Fuldu). Why do you want to kill all the famous chefs? Well, their food is better because it’s REAL and yours is just fictional. Collectively, please submit the name of one player to kill each night, and also tell me which of you will be doing the killing.

You also submit the name of one player to try and seduce each night. If the player is a female role, they will be sent a message saying that a dark, handsome stranger spent the night with them making love gravy, love gravy, love gravy. They will be so lovestruck, they will be unable to vote for you the next day (but they will not be informed about this).

You win with the bad chefs.

Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes

Crola

You are the Swedish Chef (from the Muppets) – mafia muddler
You are in the mafia with Chef from South Park (Mafia seducer - Coron) and the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld (Mafia nitpicker - Fuldu). Why do you want to kill all the famous chefs? Well, their food is better because it’s REAL and yours is just fictional. Collectively, please submit the name of one player to kill each night, and also tell me which of you will be doing the killing.

You also get to muddle up someone’s night choice each night. Send me the name of one player whose choice you wish to muddle, and random.org will do the rest. You cannot choose the same player 2 nights in a row.

You win with the bad chefs.

Chocolate moose

[Talitha]

NIGHT CHOICES

Night 1

Leonidas investigates MoS - Gets result on Crola due to muddler - "Crola is cooking Chocolate moose!"
PBuG investigates mlaker - No result because PBuG dies
warpdragon investigates Leonidas - "Leonidas is innocent"
Quailman checks MoS - "Mastermind of Sin is not the chef you are looking for."
Thrawn protects Fuldu
MoS blocks Thrawn
mlaker sends a pumpkin pie to Fuldu - Fuldu gets this PM: "For today only you must use the word 'Pie' in each voting post or your vote will not count."
Crola muddles Leonidas
Bad chefs send Crola to kill PBuG
roland gives MoS a bad review
roland gets this PM: "The Soup Nazi is a role in this game."
Obelix gets this PM: "Time to come out of retirement! Please choose whether you want to be backup for PBuG or Mastermind of Sin before the end of Day1." - (Chooses to become a cop)

Night 2

Leonidas investigates Quailman - "Quailman is making Roast Lamb with Garlic and Rosemary and Rosemary and Onion Sauce"
warpdragon investigates Coron - "Coron is innocent"
Obelix investigates Thrawn - "Thrawn is innocent"
Quailman checks Thrawn - "Thrawn is not the one. You were looking for Julia Child who died tonight. If you had found her in time you would've become masons. It's not necessary for you to send any more night choices."
Thrawn protects warpdragon
mlaker sends an apple pie to Quailman (protects)
Bad chefs send Coron to kill Obelix
roland tries to give warpdragon a bad review (fails)
info PM to roland: "Wolfgang Puck is a role in this game."

Night 3

Leonidas investigates Fuldu - "Fuldu is making crab bisque"
Thrawn protects roland
mlaker sends a rhubarb pie to Leonidas - Leo becomes very ill and can only post twice today.
Bad chefs send Coron to kill roland (fails)
roland gives Coron a bad review
info PM to roland: "Martha Stewart is a role in this game."

Night 4

Thrawn protects Fuldu
mlaker sends Quailman a pecan pie - target switch, no effect
Fuldu kills Quailman
roland gives Thrawn a bad review
roland gets same random info as yesterday

Night 5

mlaker sends Fuldu a rhubarb pie
Fuldu kills mlaker
roland gives Fuldu a bad review