Mini 1403- Happy Tree Friends - Game Over

[UberNinja]

VOTE: d3x

Cuz it's d3x and he deserves it

I agree 100%

d3x I have never trusted and will never trust.

Vote: d3x

[UberNinja]

Oh, hi Dannflor. Didn't see you in the player list.

Who is tsunami a hydra of, btw?

And is Calcifer still Andrius + whoever?

[UberNinja]

d3x stop making me want to switch back to my avatar #11. (see sig)

[UberNinja]

I approve of all d3x votes.

[UberNinja]

For all you know, I might have played more games than you might think I might have, as more people than you might think I might have played as...

And the sickness has just gotten sick of gettin down with me. I'm also pronoun-ambivalent but a little scrounging can give you more information there.

[UberNinja]

Yeah I'm sold on that.

Vote: Dannflor

[UberNinja]

And... with that, the battle lines are drawn.

From this point forward I will be sitting on the back of the bleachers cheering for the cheerleaders to kill each other.

OOOOOOHHH d3x vs dann!! WHO'S GONNA WIN!

SCRATCH THAT FACE GIRL!

PULL THAT HAIR GIRL!

[UberNinja]

Because he's d3x, duh

[UberNinja]

No, but we strolled along the beach in San Diego while holding hands for a while. I like to think we're close.

[UberNinja]

Yeah so Dann seems an odd combination of treading lightly and fearmongering simultaneously
VOTE: Dannflor

If Dann flips town, look here for scum

2 e z

[UberNinja]

Actually

Unvote: Dannflor

till I reread

[UberNinja]

If Dann flips town, look here for scum

2 e z

your father is 2 ez

When did you get here, you shitty shitface?

[UberNinja]

One of kthnx and UN is scum. Probably UN, though DT is also possible.

Also, Dannflor is totally scum. But not nearly as much as Yamahako.

Okay you're probably scum.

Dannflor/Calcifer so far.

[UberNinja]

Hey, is that an eye ball on the ground? Next to that blood? Wait. When did that guy die? And what the hell is that through his eye socket?

D3x

,

Pop, Town Limited Doc

was brutally murdered Day 1.

All votes have been reset. Day 1 continues. Deadline hasn't changed. With 11 alive, 6 will lynch. I'll update the first post later.

Holy shit! :0

[UberNinja]

Vote: Calcifer

Well.... anyone want to claim that vig?

Uhhh... "Brutally murdered" is usually a scum (i.e. SK) kill flavor.

Why did you automatically assume vig?

[UberNinja]

Why not post from Zoidberg?

[UberNinja]

Oh, Snacks.

[UberNinja]

Alright, so who's scum, guys?

It's been 4 pages already. I want to know who scum is damn it

[UberNinja]

Vote: Dannflor

VOTE: dannflor

VOTE: dannflor

Hmmmmmmmmm

Let's see what this is all about. This might be legit, IIRC.

[UberNinja]

yeah okay it's legit

vote: dannflor

[UberNinja]

he's SO scum

or else he became ridiculously horrible all of a sudden

[UberNinja]

^this

Dannflor replaced out because he was caught scum

Unvote; vote: Dannflor

(fuckin unvote rule )

[UberNinja]

get your votes the fuck off kthxbye

k thx bye

[UberNinja]

UN: but why?

don't ask questions fool

just accept my charity and pretend you deserve to live for a tad longer

they'll never suspect

[UberNinja]

V/LA until 12/26 at least.

[UberNinja]

Uber - How often would you say that happens in games?

-shrug-

[UberNinja]

Vote WT Snacks

Response after the kill, and acting too middle of the road.

I really think they're an SK

.

Confirm vote.

This is about as close to a full-out scumclaim as you could get from Yamahako.

This is about as close to a lame-ass reason to vote someone as you could get from Calcifer.

[UberNinja]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[UberNinja]

I think we need to begin today with Syndrome And Yam full claiming.

lol fuck no

I read teh game last night and they are both in the "super town" list along with you and tsunami

WT Snacks is also pretty high up there.

that leaves... *drumroll*

Vote: kthxbye

[UberNinja]

I thought Calcifer was scum tbh. I'm glad he's dead because it just narrows down the pool of who scum might be.

No, I don't think syndrome and Yam should claim yet. It's the very start of D2 and that's always stupid.

You make some good points about Kthxbye and I will reconsider my read on him (11 pages isn't a lot to re-read... it'll happen)

Who do you think is scum, if not Kthxbye, Yama, OR syndrome? Besides them, me, and you... that leaves Chickenfish, Seanald, Snacks, and tsunami

And it's sure as hell not tsunami.

Also, does anyone think we could have an SK but one of the kills was blocked last night?

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I want more posts from Seanald and Chickenfish/replacement as well

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What I wanna know is why Calcifer was the night kill

I thought he was pretty fucking scummy

[UberNinja]

I like how you were waiting on Tsunami... now seanald and chickens replacement aswell.

stall, stall, stal-y stall.

he's fucking right.

if they're scum and laying low it's a pretty fucking good strategy

[UberNinja]

claims are fucking stupid at this stage anyway.

you guys are acting like fucking children

[UberNinja]

kowsjgenifeurf

I'm decently sure that the syndrome thing is just a bunch of bullshit, but Yamahako isn't exactly the best place for the vote right now. He's bought another day for whatever the fuck Yamahako is to him, I guess, and I still don't mind lynching Dannflor's slot.

Unvote, Vote: BloodCovenant

hopefully mastin and i will talk before the 27th, but even if we do not, i'm rereading the game so you'll get a nice juicy post

this

[UberNinja]

Mastin is too good a scum hunter to not sheep on his own....make him a hydra with someone else who is good at finding scum, well, it's just good for town....unless they aren't town that is....but for now....

VOTE: Yamahako

Mastin is too good a scum hunter to not sheep on his own....make him a hydra with someone else who is good at finding scum, well, it's just good for town....unless they aren't town that is....but for now....

VOTE: Yamahako

*twitch*

UNVOTE:
VOTE: kthxbye

unvote vote kthbye

UNVOTE:
VOTE: kthxbye

Just kidding, still sheeping Calcifer
UNVOTE:
VOTE: Yamahako

UNVOTE:
VOTE: kthxbye

why did you do this?

unvote

VOTE: kthxbye

I usually always find selfvotes town...this one doesn't feel right. The quickness of his coldfeet:
post 133
post 135

all of this ^

[UberNinja]

What UN? Is that why Cal was killed?

Saying Syndrom-Yam was bullshit... Like I said. Why not pursue that claim, it got Cal killed.

No I'm saying I thought Cal was scum regardless of that shit

And if I'm wrong about somebody being scum it's a pretty fucking big deal

Which means they were killed for a fucking reason

Not willing to give up my syndrome/Yama town reads regardless

Also this means Calcifer was probably killed to frame them because there was nobody else he was really pointing at

Which means someone really respected his slot enough to kill him, or there is some redirection or something going on

Whcih makes sense too because this is probably role madness given its a happy tree friends game

and there's been a daykill

etc

So go shove your logical fucking self down your own throat and shut the fuck up and listen to a badass -- ME.

[UberNinja]

all of this ^

all of that what? what about it?

It means fucking vote Kthxbye

K thx

Bye

[UberNinja]

Im not following the reasoning for those links UN...

Kthxbye is scum

k?

[UberNinja]

Benmage, this might be hard for you, but assume myself and yamahako are town. Who do you think is scum?

Give me a good reason why you're town

Please and thanks

[UberNinja]

Let's all focus on post 172 for a second.

[UberNinja]

No actually I just re-read my notes and, as I stated before, I'm less confident in WT being town as I am in [me, Yama, syndrome, tsunami, Benmage] being town.

Sixth down the totem pole is actually pretty fucking far down.

[UberNinja]

Read this with these things in mind:

dex is town

BloodCovenAnt is scum

Calcifer is town

Page 1
Dann - Says he's happy with his vote (random on Calc), why exactly?
Page 2
Calc - are you voting Yama because he "random votes" dann?
Seanald - using a really shitty post to start a new wagon.
Wt snacks - Town (his vote on syndrome)
Page 3
WT Snacks - liking him more and more. + Town
Yamo - Wait... How did you decide the random vote? Did you roll a die, use a site? because saying that it's a random vote, while voting the leading wagon means absolutely nothing. +scum points
Page 4
Seanald - I call this active lurking Posting, but not posting anything + scum points
Calc - why are you voting dann if you have a stronger scum read on Yamo? At least, i interpreted it as a bigger scum read.
Uber is prob-town
Page 5
Scum points goes to Tsunami. When asked for a list of reads she listed a town read on D3x,.... after he was already killed. +scum points.
Calcifer and Benmage are likely town.
Page 6
Uber - How often would you say that happens in games?
WT snacks - prob town
Page 7
Tsunami - do you think sheeping is something that only scum would do? Does it not help the town?
Yamo voting one of my town reads based on shitty reasoning.


The reads:

Town:
Benmage
Calcifer
WT Snacks

Null:
kthxbye
Uberninja
chickenfish

Leaning scum:
Syndrome
Tsunami

Scum:
Seanald
Yamo

Vote: Yamohako

[UberNinja]

Despite my last minute town read on kthbye, I think the remaining scum is between him/seanald/chicken.

This is why I want a claim out of you, and am baffled by your refusal.

2 out of those 3 seems to easy. As I said Seanald has done next to nothing. Chicken has flaked sitewide so you can't gargner a real read here... His ONE post actually pushes the slot toward the town direction, as it likely unlikely that chicken was busing at that point!

So see why I am madd that you are stalling.

I DONT think its that easy which means maybe I need to take a look at some of the people I have a town reads.

So please listen to me, stop stalling, and claim.

I agree about chicken's 1 post being town-leaning

But that doesn't mean his replacement gets a free fucking pass while you force someone else to claim while some slots haven't even fucking posted at all in the game except fucking once

get a fucking grip benmage

[UberNinja]

Wtf is going on here? explain the dbg sig thing please.

I will let Tammy deal with this whole role claiming thing since I'm an utter newb here.

I suspect snacks, well post more when I'm at a computer

Why Snacks?

I want Snacks to post reads on everyone, right fucking now.

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There is nothing in those quotes by you UN that is convincing to vote Kthx.

even when one of them is from you?

...

?

[UberNinja]

Benmage, this might be hard for you, but assume myself and yamahako are town. Who do you think is scum?

Give me a good reason why you're town

Please and thanks

No.

uhhhhhh

wut

[UberNinja]

No f that... I lean town there.

Unvote vote kthxbye

VOTE: kthxbye

Gooooooood

[UberNinja]

I lol'ed. I wonder if you scum slipped with that picture UN.

fucking roflmao

[UberNinja]

No f that... I lean town there.

Unvote vote kthxbye

VOTE: kthxbye

vote Kthxbye

I thought that WT Snacks was the dayvig, but I was wrong, and I'm sorry about that. My other 2 biggest scum reads were Calcifer and Kthxbye. But Calcifer is town, so maybe I'm at least 1 for 3.

Back when I played here 2 years ago, votes like these were scummy as hell. Now they are town tells?

Scumplaining

[UberNinja]

It's meh. I'm pointing it out in the even that you actually lynch me today. 3 rapid fire votes on a crap case without any explanation as to why those 3 voted me will be good for you to look at tomorrow no? Just keep it in mind.

exactly my point. scum complain about "crap cases" while doing nothing

while townies actually do shit that looks town when they're under pressure

seeeee ya

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uberninja

yesterday you pretty much tried to derail the kthxbye wagon and today driving it. What changed?

wasn't paying attention yesterday

just didn't want a stupid fucking quicklynch esp. because dannflor needed rope first

or else i would have gone completely off my rocker

[UberNinja]

I can dig 342.

But I want Kthxbye to die first.

[UberNinja]

We are masons. We are not a cult. WT Snacks is the last scum.

Vote: WT Snacks

[UberNinja]

What makes me doubtful of cult: minimal interaction between UN, yams, and syndrome all game, even day. That opens the possibility there been communicating of that from the start. also I don't see why syndrome as a cult leader would risk sticking his neck for yamahako so easily and risk getting killed.

ding ding ding

i.e. we're not lying

[UberNinja]

Alright. Time for a glorious UberPost.
Not as long as a mastin post, but with twice the content, and three times the brains!*

Okay, first of all, you can bet your ass in prison that we three are masons. There

should be

IS no doubt. Looking at how we've defended each other, it should be obvious as fuck. Whoever has doubts in their mind that we are masons and awesome and townie as fuck, needs to go back and re-take Basic Principles of Mafia Playing 101.

Now then, Seanald clearing Benmage and tsunami either means that one of them (Ben/tsu) is a godfather, OR, that Seanald is the last scum trying to curry favor with obvtownies at the same time as claiming a PR (un-CC'd, btw), OR, that WT Snacks is scum.

I'm willing to consider all of these possibilities to an extent, BUT; consider posts 93 and 94 by Seanald and Kthxbye. I have a really, really, REALLY hard time believing that Kthx and Seanald were able to play off each other that well in-thread, as scumbuddies. Add to that the fact that everything I've seen of Seanald this game feels pretty close to his town meta, and you've got yourself another town read, at least in my opinion. And since I led both scum lynches so far, I think my opinion should count for a lot in this game.

Additionally, he investigated two good targets. I considered them both obvtown, but clearly somebody could have been playing everyone else for fools while both of their scumbuddies went down in flames on Day 1 and 2, buuuut, I somehow doubt that's the case. And he claimed at the right time for someone who'd had two town results on investigations. Today was the perfect day to claim.

The

only

major point against the town-Seanald conclusion I've come to, is balance. Three masons AND a cop? That seems a little town sided, unless there are more than 3 mafia. Which is also a distinct possibility. But I digress. We're wasting precious time here.

On to Chickenfish.

Chickenfish is

very

likely town for reasons I stated in the mason QT: He only posted once, in post 46. He came out with great points against Dannflor (known scum). If he came out of the gate bussing immediately, great. But I don't think he was. Why? Because I don't think he intended to siteflake (at least, not in the moment he made that post). And unless it was all part of some master plan where he hard bussed the shit out of Dannflor for town cred... and then siteflaked after making one really, REALLY townie sounding post... then I'm willing to give him at least one more day to live, while we lynch the scummy-as-fuck WT Snacks.

In other words: Whoever's voting to modkill instead of lynch WT Snacks has no fucking testicles. None whatsoever.

WT Snacks needs to die, and I will be his reaper

tl;dr:

I have a town read on everyone else besides WT Snacks. I have reasons. You should read them, bitch.



*

jk I <3 you, mastin! ;D

[UberNinja]

WT snacks for death

[UberNinja]

Except we're not a cult because all of us have defended or ignored each other since day one

[UberNinja]

WT snacks for death

Lynch Seanald already, and if the game doesn't end, WT is all thats left. So follow suite please.

Why not just do the same as you suggest, but start with snacks instead, who is legitimately scum? How is that any different benmage? Hint: it's not

[UberNinja]

Oh for fuck's sake.

Now this slot who's been allowed to coast through the entire fucking game with only a single post is here and we're deprived of our two flips.

You say "we" like you are one of us

[UberNinja]

WT snacks for death

Lynch Seanald already, and if the game doesn't end, WT is all thats left. So follow suite please.

NO NO NO NO NO

[UberNinja]

^Well if the rest of us get punished under 7a2, only ces and UN will be left.

Then town wins.

[UberNinja]

BAH.

[UberNinja]

Glad I went with my gut instead of listening to uberninja the last day =P

This setup was crazy. If we mislynched even once early on mafia could have easily steamrolled us, and if seanald hid behind scum n1 after a mislynch it would have been pretty much gg from there.

Believe me, I'm glad you guys went with your gut instead.

I guess I need to learn to read Tammy better

[UberNinja]

Good game, town! <3

Chalk up another town win where I lynched scum 100% of the time
(even though if I was alive I would have very likely tried to lynch WT Snacks... lol)

Seriously, killing me was probably the worst possible choice.

[UberNinja]

Thanks <3

[UberNinja]

Wait, were you WT Snacks? Anyway, whoever WT Snacks was. I need to read them better.

[UberNinja]

Oh, okay. Your slot was perfectly readable then. And very pro-town. Good job