mini1510 PAUL WALKER MEMORIAL flights of angels sing thee to

[Majiffy]

Sup bitches.

[Majiffy]

Suck it, bitch.

[Majiffy]

Oh good I see at least 3 people I can troll this game.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Amethyst Kitty
You're up first.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy won't have a clue again, I've seen his mafia ability first hand... Not up to much.

[Majiffy]

Tisoh

[Majiffy]

Tap b. Quickly. Quickly.


Whew. That was close.

[Majiffy]

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you intentionally standing behind me on this wagon now?

[Majiffy]

Oh... Well... Hello there, Slandy

[Majiffy]

Happy to see you still like me though

I'm just glad you still like me

VOTE: Amethyst Kitty
You're up first.

bastard.

You said troll, does that mean you don't plan on doing anything?

I can troll and be constructively pro-town simultaneously.

I'm just cool like that.

fiuriouser

You can be town.

[Majiffy]

Is there a case presented on any of the wagons that aren't AK? Because that's pretty obviously an RVS wagon.

Also uh if you're going to present said case(s), make them the tl;dr versions and not giant paragraphs of unreadable bullshit + quote wars, otherwise I'm not going to read them.

[Majiffy]

>hasn't done anything
>no content

>page 5

[Majiffy]

Has anyone ever told you that you use too many pronouns, Generic?

[Majiffy]

Phonepoast. Got called for a tech rehearsal, try to get on before I have to sleep. Otherwise, I'll be on tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

You know what I love reading? Giant quote walls.



Just kidding I didn't read any of that shit.

Has anyone ever told you that you use too many pronouns, Generic?

No, you would be the first majiffy...

Well, you do.

Try to use more proper nouns so I can tell who the fuck you're talking about because sometimes it seems a bit vague.

I don't like Majiffy.

Aaaand I don't like you!

I thought his restriction was acting gangster which he was doing till a latter post post 29 still fits into the theme. Post 75 made me question that.

Don't worry I don't need to post like a gangster.

I was under the impression the post restriction was a joke. Seemed like you were mimicking kanye.

Please confirm/deny post restriction.

Someone who is around ask me a question we need to ramp the speed of this game up.

I agree. I haven't seen a single line of inquiry that has interested me beyond the passing level of curiosity.

[Majiffy]

As a person, you're cool. You're not cool as scum though, so you're not so cool here.

Capitulate and die.

I'm not scum here so that must make me the Fonz.

[Majiffy]

OK, generic has returned and generic is going to tell you what generic has analysed... (that better Majiffy? )

Yes.

Majiffy was unreadable until 160. He was sufficiently annoyed for me to leave him alone for a while.

That's ok, I have a read on almost no one. So I guess feelings mutual!

[Majiffy]

Short form town-scum:

TSO
Generic
Slandaar

Pieguy
Grimgroove

Amethyst Kitty
Windblown

Majiffy
Marquis

Garmr
Telo
BigTerp

What about my post 160 made you decide to put me in null-scum territory?

[Majiffy]

@ Majiffy:

I said it made me want to leave you alone. Would it make you feel better if I moved you up to pure null and changed the 4th tier to "LURKFUCK?"

Why wouldn't I already be at "pure null"? You said I was unreadable until post 160; what in post 160 or afterwards moved me to null-scum?

You aren't worming out of this.

[Majiffy]

Are you really trying to argue nullscum vs pure null with me right now? You're one of the 5 people I would lynch today if it came down to it.

If you want to stay at the bottom of that kill list I suggest you start fucking doing something and stop bothering me with this petty bullshit.

This isn't petty bullshit. You're showing serious dissonance between your stated position and your stated read.

And I reckon the fact that you're being pissy and then doubling back to avoid the argument means you're scum.

Why is Majiffy there?

Because I'm town as fuck.

[Majiffy]

>I have no read on you
>Placed you in null-scum territory
>Not denying that fact
>Still claiming to have no read on you

Fuck off.
VOTE: Desperado

[Majiffy]

Rofl thanks for drawing my attention to that.

[Majiffy]

I, too, know what it is like to be amused.

[Majiffy]

If this Desperado wagon doesn't pick up I'm probably going to just sheep your vote at deadline, jsyk.

[Majiffy]

I gave him a chance to explain what he means/thinks properly.

He responded over-defensively and with a weak OMGUS FOS.

[Majiffy]

If this Desperado wagon doesn't pick up I'm probably going to just sheep your vote at deadline, jsyk.

I'm struggling to understand who you are referring to majiffy, try to use more proper nouns so I can tell who the fuck you're talking about because sometimes it seems a bit vague.

Majiffy is going to take Majiffy's cock and shove it so fucking hard up Generic's asshole Generic won't shit right for weeks.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

That's rich from the guy who thinks I'm scum.

[Majiffy]

I don't like Majiffy.

As a person, you're cool. You're not cool as scum though, so you're not so cool here.

^

And it matters because it means you obviously don't know obvtown when you see it.

[Majiffy]

Yeah...

That's why I'm obvtown.

Twit.

[Majiffy]

Top notch cross-examination from the defense.

[Majiffy]

Lawyers don't cross-examine each other silly.

[Majiffy]

ISO is a much less engaged and abrasive Marquis than I'm used to. Could be scum.

[Majiffy]

We should probably accept that we're going to lose this game.

With that said, the fact that he did this means he isn't really reading the thread, which

seems like something scum-Majiffy would do

. Guess

he gets to stay null

!

Are you a professional landscaper? Your hedges are great.




VOTE: AK
Makes more sense to sort her alignment than Terp's.

[Majiffy]

y tank u

[Majiffy]

The hedge is that you said it was something you could see me doing as scum, then subsequently went on to proclaim I "get to stay null!".

[Majiffy]

was that abrasive enough for you because I tried real hard :'(

Nope.

Harder.

VOTE: Desperado
Sheep me.

[Majiffy]

Town-Majiffy would never make that vote

[Majiffy]

Jiffy is going to have to explain that desperado read to me.

He was caught red-handed fabricating reads, or at the very least being very in-genuine about it.

Vote: Majiffy

He's cheeky, I'll give him that. He has literally nothing to push Desperado on and is going to try to push through this lynch by basically acting like a retard. Sorry, no.

You his scumbuddy, bro?

[Majiffy]

and so is what Majiffy is saying.

"I don't have a read on Majiffy except for post xxx which (heavily implies town)"
"reads -> townies x y z null a b c scum majiffy f g h"
"How do you have a scum read on me with (stated null read)?"
"What that's not even - what are you - that makes no sense!"
"/vote"
"OMGZ SCUM! /omgus"

This is exactly how it went down.

[Majiffy]

Some dramatization for TV viewers may have occurred.

It's all there in the thread, though.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy was unreadable until 160. He was sufficiently annoyed for me to leave him alone for a while.

Slandaar, my Majiffy read is as follows: nothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothing--Post 160 "He seems annoyed and unsure of himself, I'm gonna let him get some shit done"

These both heavily imply town. Scum doesn't get "annoyed" at town doing nothing and not being able to get any reads. Scum doesn't get "unsure of themselves". And that you want me to "get shit done" implies you think I'm town.

However;

Short form town-scum:

TSO
Generic
Slandaar

Pieguy
Grimgroove

Amethyst Kitty
Windblown

Majiffy
Marquis

Garmr
Telo
BigTerp

I'm clearly in the null-scum section.

When asked about it, you reacted in such a fashion;

@ Majiffy:

I said it made me want to leave you alone. Would it make you feel better if I moved you up to pure null and changed the 4th tier to "LURKFUCK?"

Aka "I have no actual answer for my cogdis-as-fuck-read."

When further pressed;

I put him as my 5th scum read, right below everyone I actually had a reason to call town. He took exception and got hung up on petty BS rather than actually fucking do something with less than a day to the deadline. With that said, the fact that he did this means he isn't really reading the thread, which seems like something scum-Majiffy would do. Guess he gets to stay null!

I'm doing "things scum-majiffy would do", and yet I'm "staying" null!

Yeah. No, it's pretty much exactly like I said.

[Majiffy]

Uh no I can read English just fine and that's a blatant fucking lie.

[Majiffy]

Except I wasn't lurkaderping. I was picking up on blatant cogdis in your reads. And you took

OMGUS

offense to that.

My "plan of attack" is I've caught you fabricating reads. Like, pretty empirically doing so.

[Majiffy]

Oh and your argument for why I'm scum is "if you were town you wouldn't be pushing me lol!"

Which is just priceless, honey.

[Majiffy]

Why would I 're-read' you? Because you're telling me to? After your awful OMGUS? Seems like a big waste of time.

[Majiffy]

coolstorybro.jpg

[Majiffy]

You could just read post 413. It's all there.

[Majiffy]

Desp is pretty town though.

deer windblow,

u r dummy

sinseerly
muh jiff

[Desp] probably won't ever get my vote so we need to have him dropped

Yeah, dropped by way of majority lynch, sure!

you're 100% right on Desperado.

If everyone's townreading Desperado, why isn't he dead?

[Majiffy]

Prod dodge till I can catch up in case I'm nearing 24 hours.

[Majiffy]

You and your team didn't kill him because you thought you'd come in d2 and immediately get him lynched. It didn't work.

Yeah that's totally it.

IMO Majiffy comes off worse in his interactions with Desp.

Probably because you're an idiot.

I have feeling majiffy is town and desperado is a null at the moment.

>Caught fabricating reads
>OMGUS votes in response to being caught
>Read as null

wat

ah Garmr, your reads are oh-so-poor.

Says the guy voting Majiffy for calling out an all-but-confirmed scumbutt.

How about Marquis, Jiffy, Teo, and Grim drop their vanity wagons/apathy and pick a major wagon?

lol

[Majiffy]

drop this right now. If you continue to push this read, I guarantee you will have never felt stupider in your mafia career

.

I don't know, I've done a lot of stupid things in my mafia career.

By the by, your soft-serve ice cream doesn't scare me.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, I'm aligned with the town. So considering that your wincon directly opposes mine...

[Majiffy]

My body is ready.

[Majiffy]

@mod: I know you want things done fast and furiously, but don't you think a deadline right at the end of a weekend is suboptimal? Half of the people won't even be here before deadline I expect.

*fiuriously

[Majiffy]

Placeholder until I can get to this.

[Majiffy]

and I would defintely lynch Jiffy over Desperado

Probably because you're dumb and not reading his complete scumbutt-ness.


VOTE: Telo
Entirely compromise. Needs moar Desperado votes tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

Soooo I had no idea that Telo was at L-1.

Discuss.

[Majiffy]

Also it seems to me that all the characters are limited to the first movie only.

Discuss further.

[Majiffy]

Cool story.

Why didn't you announce L-1 yesterday?

[Majiffy]

Vote: Majiffy

Why are you so desperate to mislynch me? I honestly can't believe I'm still alive right now.

Yes, seeing that absolutely no one was interested in lynching you, I decided to keep you around to tunnel all game. That's a totally awesome scum plan that won't backfire at all considering all the heat I'm getting for pushing you.

dat guilty conscience

Well, we

did

quicklynch a PR. Are you saying you

don't

feel guilty?

[Majiffy]

Cool story.

Why didn't you announce L-1 yesterday?

You didn't check was Telo at L-1. You hammered, intending to pass the blame to me. It won't work.

It's standard protocol on this site to announce L-1 if you're placing it.

You've been here >6 months, you should know this.

majiffy reminds me of me... and then again not me

I'm a cooler, more experienced version of you.

You need to step up your game.

VOTE: Amethyst Kitty

We're about two days late for that. How about Desperado?

When the alternative is that you're playing this poorly as town, yes.

"Poorly".

Of the two wagons I've advocated, neither have flipped. I've made a deadline vote on the only viable wagon of the day.

Wherein my play do you see "poor"?

Town Ascetic hardly qualifies as a PR. And we were what, 8 hours to the deadline? Were you going to unvote if he claimed straight Town Ascetic?

Probably. Scum doesn't claim Ascetic. And in the frenzy of unvoting, I probably could have gotten a wagon on you.

incorrect, Garmr said somewhere his character was from an entirely different series (drive I think), and Slandaar was a car 0.0

Gamr probably didn't look into it enough. Mine is "also" from another series; at least the flavor only tells me the actor's real name and references a completely unrelated movie. However, the actor was a minor supporting character in the original 2001 F&F film.

Slandaar's car was a major plot point in the first movie.

[Majiffy]

Also curious what Slandaar's actual role was.

[Majiffy]

@Majiffy: Why is it too late to lynch Amethyst Kitty?
And in case you were wondering, you are the "tard" in the current Tard vs Town. That "argument" where Desperado didn't state it was an L-1 is truly abysmal. Using the absence of that notification to explain a hammer you seem to be apologizing for, but at the same time you admitting to have preferred over a no-lynch, even makes you look scummy. The only reason why I think it doesn't make you look scummy is because if for anyone, the "too scummy to be scum"-argument applies to you. I don't use it as a general guideline but in this case I can't help but do so.

Because the only proper time to lynch AK was d1 when she made the gladiator. As of now I don't see it worthwhile to lynch.

Also I think

you're

the "tard" here. TSO placed the L-1 vote, not Desperado. And my argument for why Desperado is scum has been well-defined and well-ignored by a majority of the gamestate.

I am right, Desperado is scum, and we should have lynched him 2 days ago.

[Majiffy]

An L-1 announcement would have led to a claim which would have probably led to a dissolved wagon which means I would have had a chance to get a Desperado wagon going.

All of this I've already said. Are you reading?

Desperado was caught fabricating reads. When caught on it, his answer was to OMGUS. When pressed on his OMGUS reaction, his answer was "TownMajiffy would have dropped this argument by now".

He isn't town.

[Majiffy]

Earlier you called it this:

And now you claim there was still even the remote possibility of moving a wagon on to Desperado? Then how was Telo "the only viable wagon"?

This is a dumb question and you know it;

At the time of my vote on Telo, it was the only viable wagon. We had no information that Telo was a PR. Upon claiming PR, the wagon would presumably have disintegrated, allowing for a Desperado wagon.

Dumb fucking twit.

You ignored the odd-numbered paragraphs in my previous post.

I ignored anything irrelevant.

You cannot seriously believe this? This would require not only Telo to come online in time, but also five (5!) people to not only come online by deadline but also agree with you.

Yes, I seriously believe that.

This is bullshit. You are full of bullshit. Even someone as stubborn as yourself should acknolwedge this by now. If you keep hanging on to this I can't help but agree with Desperado, TownMajiffy would drop this argument right after reading this post. You need to drop it right now and get your head out of that very dark and smelly place. The fumes are getting to you.

Duly noted that you're actually avoiding the meat and potatoes of my argument about Desperado in favor of somehow deflecting it on the Telo wagon.

When Desperado flips scum, you're next.

What did you mean by a lynch on AK not being "worthwhile"? I find that an extremely strange choice of words. Are you avoiding taking a stance on Amethyst Kitty?

Do you think Amethyst Kitty is town or scum? Why?

I have no read on AK. AK's time to be sorted was D1 when she claimed Gladiator. I said so much at the time. Why aren't you reading?

[Majiffy]

Your non-read on Amethyst Kitty is even worse than anything else really. It is never too late to sort out any player, gladiator or not. The fact you admit to not even want to bother because for some unfathomable reason, according to you, it is too late to do so shows zero (0!) interest in scumhunting.

No, it shows priorities. I have caught scum.

Why didn't you refute my argument on Desperado if you think it's so weak? Instead, you choose to deflect.

[Majiffy]

The only argument I see is that he's been fabricating reads. This is all based on one stance on you, where he called one of your actions scummy, but the total read on you null.

I don't need to refute that argument, first of all because Desperado can do that for himself, and second of all because simply repeating it is already pointing out how weak it is. The weakness of the argument is of such proportions that it is self-evident.

So you have no opinion on the fact that he is fabricating reads?
Do you agree or disagree with my position? If so, why aren't you voting him? If not, why do you disagree?
Why do you also ignore the fact that Desperado chooses

not

to refute my argument, in favor of OMGUS?

I stand by the fact that my argument isn't weak, and that you have no argument in favor of your position.

[Majiffy]

I read the whole thread?

Can't say I have much to show for it, except for Desp being an obvscum little butthead though.

[Majiffy]

I disagree with your position. This is why I'm not voting him. I disagree because what you call the fabrication of a read, which is based on only one example (the read on you), I call the objective weighing in of several factors, some of which scummy ones, that result in a nullread on you.

One slip is all you need to catch a scum.

Long story short is he stated a read that did not line up with what he was saying. When pressured on it, he responded like caught scum, not confused/misunderstood townie.

About Desperado not refuting your argument, well, maybe he didn't in a counterargument way

(how could he?)

, but he did show opinions that to me never seemed the result of any fabrication.

He certainly can't. Know why? Cuz I'm right.

You know what I consider fabrication? That L-1-announcement argument you made earlier.

Tough shit. See the difference between my claim and your claim, is that my claim has incontrovertible proof.

[Majiffy]

Phonedodge. Commuter. Be on when I can get to my laptop. Busy day. 5 hrs?

[Majiffy]

I don't make the setups, mate.

Flavor is Ja-Rule, with a picture of the movie The Cookout.

[Majiffy]

testing testing 123

That looks incredibly painful for whatever reason.

how come you didn't point out that AK didn't declare L-1? it was such a big thing when it was Desp, but now when AK does it you didn't point it out?

Majiffy's at L-1.

[Majiffy]

Mara I love your new avatar.

[Majiffy]

Petition to make "Lazy Cop" a sanity

Will make that a future role in a game.

"You will get a cop result if the mod decides your role is feeling up to it. Otherwise, you'll probably just stay in bed."

[Majiffy]

Yeah I just found out when I went into work.

[Majiffy]

Friends don't let friends drive fast cars.

BUT I DO HAVE GOOD NEWS.
Fast & Furious 7 is in post-production so we'll be getting one more F&F with Walker in it.

[Majiffy]

Welp, there goes the series.