Mini 1518: Death Note Mafia (GAME OVER!)

[kuribo]

Aw snap, mod done

messed

up and broke the game in towns favor

Time to talk

stuff

and

messup

scum

PEDIT: TSO I don't want no shenanigans outta you like that last time. I'm getting too old for pissing matches that force the mod to abandon the game



~

Fixed.

[kuribo]

In before mod gets carpal tunnel editing my posts

His wrists are gonna sound like a cement truck by the end of this

[kuribo]

Christ TSO it's right there in my sig




Actually went well other than me an grey not being able to balance a game properlu

[kuribo]

/in for cupcake mafia II

[kuribo]

Btw I'm out of town right now but tomorrow morning I'll read what I can only assume is eight pages of miserable and mind numbing dullness

[kuribo]

lets seeeee


couple of pages in, hopkirk's responses look as natural as an oral bowel movement
liking what i see so far from Herself
wondering if english is fuzzylogic's first language
om gets hammer shy toward hopkirk
REALLY don't like fuzzy calling katsuki a lyncher (why not just scum going for a mislynch? could it be that fuzzy already knows who scum are?)
what the fuck? he's claiming third party?

okay, i'm on page 4, fuzzy better claim his wincon by page 6

hopkirk claims reflexive lover


what the fuck is a "reflexive" lover?

mafia theory hops right off (mastin you can be better than this) but eh, i guess i can kinda see why

i dont know shit about flavor in this game, someone enlighten me about hopkirk's claim



this third party claim is making my teeth itch, games are balanced toward third parties not being town, therefore any third party is a liability to town

so far other than a few big names and the claimed third-party, most of this game is white noise to me at this point

i'm liking katsuki's level of activity here

fuzzy with "i'm third party, no need to go into details" no, fucker, where i come from when we claim third party WE CLAIM OUR WIN CONDITION.

let me reiterate: YOU DO NOT HAVE A TOWN WIN CONDITION

THEREFORE

YOUR WIN CONDITION MAY BE COUNTER TO MINE


if you don't claim your wincondition, I will drive you into the earth with my murdercock



still reading

[kuribo]

Either Katski is a third party, has a connected role or is scum.

HELL NO


ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO

no third party would EVER EVER speculate that there might be ANOTHER third party


in a MINI? that would be the most unbalanced bullshit EVER

[kuribo]

I don't like Herself jumping on burn_209 who obviously was nowhere to be seen at the time, desperado should both know better than that

TSO rightly points that out

Every time fuzzy posts, it just makes me want to quicklynch him even harder

it's pretty fucking obvious katsuki was joking with his claim (the cupcake eating bastard does stuff like that, it helps him pretend to be fate or DGB)

burn_201 needs to catch up... but why post apologizing before you catch up? IT'S FOUR FUCKING PAGES. this is the definition of pointless posting

not liking Pie catching heat for wanting third party lynched--- if it's not a town role, it needs to die, straight up. suppose it's a serial killer? or hell, even a survivor. Do you know what survivors do to towns? they fucking hop anywhere they can to assure their survival. they don't care which side wins as long as they live. and that's if he's even third party! he could just be flat out scum claiming third party (been there done that)

i'll give you guys a little hint about katsuki. i've known him longer than either of us have been on this site. as someone who's played with and against him many times. i've seen him as town. i've seen him as scum. i've been scum with him. if you're looking for him to give "reasons" or build cases you may as well forget it because he's just gonna troll you. he ain't no mastin. now, i'll grant that fuzzy may not know this, but he god damn well is clearly trying to dissuade the pressure from himself.

i don't like Herself's assertion that trying to lynch the third party is scummy--- at worst it's a disagreement in personal policy. i myself think that anything that isn't town needs to be crushed

god you people your posts are so fucking long. my brain tunes out after like three lines for most posts

om makes a very adulterous point about MT's claimed role, did not know that he was the same role in a previous death note game

and then i joined the game

[kuribo]

fuzzy, this is what's gonna happen


first of all, i'm pretty pissed off that nobody until now thought to ask you your win condition


so i'm gonna play a little game


IT'S CALLED CLAIM YOUR FUCKING WIN CONDITION IN YOUR NEXT POST OR I SEND YOU TO HELL

THIS IS YOUR STORM WARNING

@Fuzzy: go read up on my meta if you have to, but you should know that I never fucking ever bluff. claim in your next post or die.

[kuribo]

The thing about mastin's "previous death note game" is that there hasn't been one (that i can find) anywhere on the site and he refuses to link to it so i'm not sure how he considers basing his breadcrumb on a non-existing game a good diea.

are you fucking DRUNK




this took me like TWO SECONDS to find

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=56&t=11629

[kuribo]

TSO, your iso is really anemic

[kuribo]

pedit: yo kuribo nig I asked him to do exactly what you asked ages ago ;0

ok fine thats a town point for you now please make with the posting thx

[kuribo]

I have alot of thoughts on you. Most of them is that you think you that you act like a bully ,make threats and get away with it. I will get back to your post later

THAT ISN'T WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR

VOTE: FUZZYLOGIC

[kuribo]

smart-ass cheeky motherfucker



you don't claim fucking third party unless you claim your wincon, ain't nobody accepting that shit while i'm alive

[kuribo]

and i don't go for "teee heeee imaa soft claim" neither

[kuribo]

NEED I REMIND YOU OF DGB'S SIG


Paraphrasing your role PM takes a moment, fabricating a fakeclaim takes an eternity


WHY IS THIS TOWN GIVING A CLAIMED THIRD PARTY A CHANCE TO STALL HIS WAY TO A FAKECLAIM

[kuribo]

Ok now that Kuribo has thrown his little fit... maybe we can move on. I just hope everyone will think for themselves , look at the evidence and make the best decision for the town. Hopefully people will not get intimidated by someone whose strategy seems to be cuss. insult people, and try to bully people to go in the direction he wants

.....



this is your last fucking warning


STOP TRYING TO BE FUCKING CUTE

STOP WASTING TOWN'S FUCKING TIME


EITHER FULL FUCKING CLAIM OR I FUCKING PROMISE YOU 100% YOU WILL GOD DAMN EAT ROPE


AND IF YOU GET FUCKING SMART WITH ME ONE MORE TIME I ASSURE YOU I WILL HOLD THIS FUCKING GAME HOSTAGE UNTIL YOU EAT DEATH


STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GOD DAMN CLAIM

[kuribo]

wow, really?


you call THAT a personal attack?



christ, son JUST CLAIM YOUR FUCKING WIN CONDITION

[kuribo]

it's a REAL simple matter


you have claimed third party


A THIRD PARTY MAY HAVE A WIN CONDITION THAT ACTIVELY WORKS AGAINST TOWN


it is in YOUR BEST INTEREST as well as the town's for you to STATE YOUR WIN CONDITION

If you get me replaced or modkilled, YOU WILL STILL HAVE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN CONDITION or get lynched

there is no fucking leeway in this matter


from my point of view, you're just cheeky scum that thinks they can "lololol im a secret third party"


that shit won't ever fly

[kuribo]

and frankly, asking for me to be modkilled? yeah, i'm definitely leaning that you're scum, not third party

[kuribo]

it has EVERYTHING to do with the game, for you to try and make it look like a personal attack is abject bullshit


if you had claimed what you say is your win condition when you were supposed to, we wouldn't even be having this conversation

[kuribo]

and this isn't even me pissed off, believe me fuzzy, you don't want to see me pissed off

[kuribo]

more likely than not I will have to do that today

guess again

[kuribo]

it's REAL fucking simple, all you have to do is tell us how you win


i don't give two shits about your role name

i don't give two shits about your ability

just your win condition

[kuribo]

I'll bet you my left nut you get lynched if you don't claim your win condition

[kuribo]

@mod is blasphemy considered a swear



like "jesus h christ"

[kuribo]

fuzzy, one thing I hate is people that cry to the mod when the heat's on


my vote is never moving off you, you scummy little thing

[kuribo]

ok fine as per the mod's request, we'll give the baby his bottle and i'll be (ugh) swear-free




now fuzzy, pretty please with sugar and a cherry


CLAIM


YOUR


WIN


CONDITION

[kuribo]

You are just a small little punk

yeah, i'm 33, 6' and 290 pounds

[kuribo]

yeah i mean like


fat redneck i could see

but small little punk?

[kuribo]

yeah I don't buy that survivor claim for a second

[kuribo]

and even if you were a 'vivor, you're a liability to the town because a survivor will hitch himself to whichever faction looks like it's gonna win

[kuribo]

And did you seriously have to finally claim while I was doing THIS:







I mean now it just feels like a waste

[kuribo]

at this point it's not a policy lynch anymore, it's just lynching someone with an untown win condition

[kuribo]

if I ever play with any of you again remind me not to be a third party bc they are no fun to be.....Atlaest if I was scum I could be sneeky and all.

i wouldn't know, i've never been third party and i haven't been scum in over a year and a half






anyhoo, who wants to borrow my hammer?

[kuribo]

I bet the scum were super stoked when kuribo came in and got in a shouting match with you.

what the devil makes you think he's not just groupscum fakeclaiming?

[kuribo]

screw it, we'll find out soon enough anyway

[kuribo]

the bipolar game was effin' glorious




just a little townsided because we were drunk when we designed the setup

[kuribo]

I believe this claim. We should lynch pie.

Unvote, Vote: InflateablePie

if you believe his claim, then he's an anti town force and needs to die



why are you willing to let him live?

[kuribo]

I thought my gender issues were cleared up years ago when photos of me got released from GOOFBASH.

I still remember Fate's reaction when he first laid eyes on me though, it was utter hilarity. Ether tried to fakeclaim Katsuki, but sadly fate didnt buy it.

i dont get it, i've never thought you were a girl



but then again you inboxed me on facebook that one time trying to get me and spazzhole to come back to warfacts

[kuribo]

(pretty sure that wasn't me, I don't have you on fb and I don't even know spazz)

you didnt add me, you found me in the WF group

[kuribo]

Kuribo, the claimed third party is a known entity. He's not going anywhere. I'm more concerned with putting day one to use finding some actual mafia. It seems like a lot of people just went on auto-pilot when the fuzzy lynch became the thing to do.

You don't know that he isn't actual mafia trying to coast on a Survivor claim.

And for the record, I don't trust a Survivor claim ANYWAY, he could be a lyncher, a serial killer, any of that, or just flat out mafia.

[kuribo]

Honestly I would love to get back to scum hunting and lynch a scum today.

that's exactly what we're doing, we're lynching you



you're not town, therefore you don't share my win condition, therefore you're a liability to me


this is the thing: you could just be mafia straight fakeclaiming and hoping to coast on your claim. I can't have that.

if you ARE a survivor, for vote purposes you're effectively a member of the scumteam--- you can just hop your vote with them to make sure they take you to LYLO. leaving you alive is VERY beneficial to the scum team. I can't have that either.

there is absolutely no town benefit to you living.

sorry, but thems the breaks

next time you play with me, make sure you're town, and when you get to the dead QT, make sure you tell them kuribo sent you

[kuribo]

also kuribo is scum and it breaks my heart

why? because i don't trust a claimed third party? why should i trust him?

[kuribo]

There is no reason not to....

If the town loses I will lose meaning I wont vote scum in lylo just to win

that's just backwards. with mollie's plan, you could vote right along with the "town bloc" (PS there's always at least one scum in every town bloc) clear up until the day before LYLO and then turn on us like dogs


leaving you alive brings LYLO one day earlier if you're a survivor because your vote is essentially a scum vote

so, yes, fuzzy, there is PLENTY of reason not to

[kuribo]

you know that scum would not make a third party claim so early in the game.

no. the litmus test for me is "Would I do this as scum?" and I daggone well would.

Your statement is just

bullshit

and you know it.
Saying you are scumhunting is

bullshit bullshit bullshit

..... This is a total

bullshit

statement and you know it

please dont let me get lynch.....this is a terrible mistake . We need to lynch scum today. I begging you to think this through and unvote me. Lynching a third party does nothing but help the scum

and by the way, you're a motherfucking hypocrite, gonna sit there and watch me get Swear Jar'd and then cuss at me? I'll gladly put a coin into it for this post because you ain't nothing but a crying little girl that wants to swear at me while complaining to the mod. you asked for me to get modkilled and then this? oh heck no, this is actually legitimately pissing me off, you hypocritical little thing

[kuribo]

this mean I will have to consider you scum until there is reason to believe other ways

bring it!


do you know what happens to scum that tries to wagon me?

I curb stomp them

i've been mislynched twice in FIVE YEARS, aint no way you're getting me roped

[kuribo]

no cos you haven't found town and you should have

just because i haven't said so doesn't mean i haven't



got other things on my plate right now

[kuribo]

not to mention the whole swear jar thing is REALLY annoying me

[kuribo]

You know the argument you made about you claiming is WIFOM right

so in other words you have no idea what WIFOM means

[kuribo]

trying to form a townbloc actually makes me feel good about mollie

[kuribo]

Dammit mastin it ought we agreed no bussing until day 3

[kuribo]

And by the way, should be noted. Katsuki and kuribo can read each other pretty damn well. I'm expecting them to give their reads on one another soon, else I'm calling both of them scum. (They might both be scum

anyway

, but we'll have to see.)

Oh, and while Katsuki may or may not be scum, kuribo does not look town to me at all.

You're wrong, neither of us can read one another worth a dang (mastin already knows I can't read katsuki) even though kats will claim he can read me


In weather mafia II, I called him town endlessly and then he tried to NK me because he thought I was on the other scum team, for gods sake. (Hascow killed katsuki and blocked it)

[kuribo]

this is the thing: you could just be mafia straight fakeclaiming and hoping to coast on your claim. I can't have that.

And again. A reminder. This is Bull...S. (Not my first instinct wording-wise. ) Pretty much any actual town player is going to be able to tell that Fuzzy's ridiculously-legitimate. Like, seriously. The method of claiming. The timing of the claim. (Early on D1, under minimal pressure!) Fuzzy's posting aside from the claim. It's all ridiculously transparently pseudo-town. Fuzzy might not be town, but he's playing as if he was town.

After having played survivor once and knowing the tactics i'm gonna go ahead and put my vote on fuzzy once i read up properly (to make sure i don't lynch without reading everything), i have played a survivor and avoided my scum reads purely to use my survivor to my advantage.

Yeah, Jason, you're scum. When you were a survivor, I was there to see it. You might have started avoiding your scumreads, but you ultimately were playing a pro-town game.

Also Fuzzy is scum for this;

There is no reason not to....

If the town loses I will lose meaning I wont vote scum in lylo just to win

A real survivor knows better then the bolded.

Except off-site, that's actually a real role. On MS.net, survivors can win with scum. On PLENTY of other sites, a survivor can only win with the town. It's a sucky role, sure, yeah, but it's apparently ridiculously-common in certain areas. If Fuzzy originated from such a site (which I'm pretty damn certain he did), then guess what? Him drawing survivor, he'd instantly assume he has to survive and win with the town.

Which, mind you. Again. FITS HIS PLAY. Fuzzy's been playing this game as a survivor, yes. But Fuzzy's been playing this game as a TOWN survivor, assuming he must win with the TOWN.

Can't selectively quote from my phone, but this has been annoying me all night:


How the blue hell would I know what survivors do on backwater ass crack mafia sites? And why'd you wait till twilight to say this?

I REALLY want you to be town, mastin, but your thought process is all over the place.

[kuribo]

And, AND to come off with "ohhhh I bet kuribo killed Jason to confuuuuuuse us"


What the hell is that? That's stupid.

[kuribo]

you have our sword mastina!!1! \o/

VOTE: kuribo

Are you guys town? Mollie, need I remind you what'a happened EVERY TIME you called me scum?

[kuribo]

Hell I wish I had, I'm so sick of being town



And the swear jar thing is bull crap too, fuzzy should be ashamed of himself for even crying about it

HEY FUZZY I HOPE YOURE HAVING FUN IN HELL

The dirty secret is that I didn't actually care if he was town, scum, or third party. That was a revenge lynch straight up



Snitches get stitches, fuzzy

[kuribo]

Ugh, no soft claiming, either spit it out or keep it to yourself


I hate that crap



But if it's any consolation I'm reading you as town

[kuribo]

Yeah I don't give people a pass for bad behavior just because they come from some hellhole mafia site

[kuribo]

False names like user names? Or false names like fake claim?

[kuribo]

the way to play with indies is to rope them in and lock them in an action and a claim. that was actually what I was trying to do with fuzzy thing

I've seen you use this expression before but I have no idea what an indie is

[kuribo]

are you kidding me


are you EFFING KIDDING ME

mastin, your head is going on a stick tomorrow, screw that, you don't get to "lololololol kuribo is scuuuuum because he wanted to lynch a vivor" and then quick hammer somebody. no amount of Mist can excuse your behavior this game


i'm actually so annoyed right now i'm at a loss for words



like jesus h christ


mollie / desp: i'll avenge you, channel your hate into me and i will become an avatar of justice

[kuribo]

IF I DIE TONIGHT REMEMBER THIS

Fuck, that was a hammer.

mastin cast the vote and then pulls this "ooooops look what I did" crap


DO NOT LET THIS FLY

Mastin's push on Kuribo is kinda bad and I'm intrigued by it. Herself's follow is even worse.

There are a few things that interest me about this night but I guess we'll see. I really want Hop dead though.

why is it bad

@ om and hopkirk

I would like to hear reaons for your votes tia

whoops

note that neither of them followed up on this

[kuribo]

Mastin is town^

Not checking for a fake hammer before saying that is weird. (Pie, om, Hopkirk, smp, theory).

if this was a fake hammer gambit then fuck this game because it's not my job to count votes and people pull that bullcrap like ten times a game now




doesn't make mastin town, either

i'm going to work, screw this

[kuribo]

Fuck, that was a hammer.

@MOD AND BY THE WAY, UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA INSTITUTE THE SWEAR JAR UNIVERSALLY YOU MAY AS WELL FUCKING REPLACE ME


I AIN'T PLAYING IN NO GAME WHERE I GET SPECIAL SHABBY TREATMENT, THAT'S BULLSHIT

[kuribo]

no but I'm having a hard time getting my MURDERCOCK (lol my autocorrect all capses that) up when I have to golly gee willikers as if I were Wally or the Beav

[kuribo]

Neither Om nor hopkirk responded to Herself's request, at least one scum there

I don't remember if Om posted after that but hop darn sure did

Mastin is just the kind of player that thinks he's clever enough to get away with a lover claim with a scum buddy too, so hopkirk doesn't get a pass here

[kuribo]

Fuck, that was a hammer.

@MOD AND BY THE WAY, UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA INSTITUTE THE SWEAR JAR UNIVERSALLY YOU MAY AS WELL FUCKING REPLACE ME


I AIN'T PLAYING IN NO GAME WHERE I GET SPECIAL SHABBY TREATMENT, THAT'S BULLSHIT

And for the record



HEY FUZZY HOWS THAT DEAD QT TASTE

RUN CRYING TO MOMMY ON ME AND GET KURB-STOMPED

[kuribo]

His push on me is bull and he's lucky the mod has handcuffed me

Esp since I'm in an incredibly bad mood right now and we both know what my posts tend to look like when I'm depressed and irritable, so it's prolly better if I don't post right now

I've never EVER been force replaced out of a game or modkilled and I don't wanna start now

[kuribo]

Katsuki not posting his reasons for his reads is like the sun coming up




It's what we expect, especially when he's town

[kuribo]

Not to mention you must be high because I don't recall saying that at all

[kuribo]

Disregard I suck cocks





The point is that you've been asked several times now by both mollie and myself to answer ONE SIMPLE QUESTION


if you're not gonna answer just freakin say so

[kuribo]

Anyone that's ever played with me knows that I post in a stream of consciousness mastin, go fall in a damn hole

[kuribo]

Now I done told you once that I wasn't for no bullcrap today, least of all in a game of mafia and doubly so in this game and sure as hell ain't for your stupid ass "case"

Apparently you don't know how to god darn read so lemme make it real clear


You and me, right effin now, 1v1

[kuribo]

Either I get lynched today or he does, I ain't for no pissant in between crap

Vote: Mafia Theory

Anyone not voting one of us is tantamount to claiming scum

After he secures that sweet mislynch make sure you avenge me tomorrow

[kuribo]

And screw you mastin, I ain't never once in my damn Life "lined up my mislynches" so take your stupid little wiki tells and go write an MD article about it

[kuribo]

attagirl

[kuribo]

*blink blink*



are you seriously calling someone scum while posting from a hydra that you share with them


jesus christ kats





orrrr is it a clever ruse by mastin



no, that's stupid

[kuribo]

unmasked kit is a hydra of mastin and katsuki



katsuki sucks at posting on the right account

[kuribo]

Is he your godfather?

He's my husband.

Anyway yeah, not posting any more reasoning for my votes unless katsuki does.

good luck with that, in bipolar mafia, kats did the same thing as a semi powerful PR and then let town lynch him without bothering to claim


It's a town tell for him, from you it's just being a petty little girl

Try holding your breath and stomping your feet, maybe we won't lynch mastin scum.

[kuribo]

And in case it's not obvious from my tone, I'm in just as pissy a mood as I was yesterday so I ain't for no crap today neither

[kuribo]

You were already scum reading me, I just assumed it was an offset from that

[kuribo]

I would be lying if I said that kuribo's attempts to not curse were not cracking me up. I am going to start whining about it so he can post like this in all of our games.

it almost makes me want to keep you around for entertainment purposes but you are scum and are probably a good scum player so its better if we lynch you now.

"Probably a good scum player?"



I have literally been town in every single game ive been in for the last 18 months


This is absolute bullcrap reasoning, but as I said when Antihero Mafia 1 imploded, I need to stop protecting my stat of only being mislynched twice

So give mastin his precious little kuribo lynch and write his name in the hallowed halls of elite scum next to CKD and GreyICE (no one else has ever gotten me lynched as town)


Hell, he needs the confidence boost


We all know he's just a scared little boy that's afraid people won't respect him, so he plays the confidence game in order to spread The Mist


I'll gladly walk to the noose today if it means he gets rope tomorrow

[kuribo]

You have pushed me as scum in every single game we've played, so either you're scum here or you can't read me worth a darn


And sadly I actually think you're town here


But then again I can't really read you either so whatever

[kuribo]

Audio mafia and that double-day zombie game too

[kuribo]

Pretty much yup

[kuribo]

Audio mafia and that double-day zombie game too

what are you talking about I mildly

flirted

with you in audio and in the zombie game I totally did not after you said your wife had left you

Yeah I won't lie to you, I barely remember anything about mafia from that time frame


I just remember in Pikmin I think, that you mentioned you had pushed me in those games

[kuribo]

Of course I wa pretty drunk and depressed during Pikmin too so it's possible I dreamed that whole conversation

[kuribo]

Mostly the depression and drinking led to a personality conflict with majiffy, plus my at the time desire to destroy the happiness of others while wallowing in my misery


I still haven't played with him since but it's not intentional, just that I don't play many games. We get along in MD now I think

[kuribo]

Plus I <3 you now so I'm glad Pikmin is water under the bridge


I'm in a real bind though, so if you could help me bus mastin, I'd appreciate it

[kuribo]

Eh either one works, with his reputation for not bussing, this 1v1 ought to carry him through endgame

[kuribo]

Ok but only if you buy me dinner first

[kuribo]

Peacekeeper was scum in literally like every game he was in though

[kuribo]

Why is this town so quiet? I hate this shit


Town: me, Herself. Mollie is town here, and if her and desperado would get their pants off their heads, it'd be real nice. I don't think they're scum, just that mollie can't read me

Leaning town: Katsuki, TSO. I like TSOs interactions with me, and Katsuki's too.
Scum: Mastin Theory for all the reasons I've laid out. maybe hopkirk since Lololololclaim. Mastin doesn't bus, so I could see him claiming lover with a buddy. Doubly so a one way lover. MT could be scum to hopkirk town though, or even vice versa. Mixed alignment lovers are not unheard of. Both have been independently scummy to me: hopkirk before the claim and MT after. It's mastin though, so I'm trying to focus and stay out of The Mist

Who the hell are these people: everyone else


I can't tell if SMP is scared little scum trying to stay out of the shark tank. I think I need to yell at him
For some reasonPie and OMGL are nothing more than white noise to me and I can't put my finger on why.
Thad's predecessor did jacksquat so I hope Thad is town because he's a strong town player.

[kuribo]

Did I say shit? I meant crap. Doodie. Poopies.

I hate this poopie.

[kuribo]

Mollie actually dropped a rock solid town tell that she probably doesn't realize I have on her

[kuribo]

Pie how do you propose would be the best way for me to stop seeing you as background noise

How do you feel about my assessment of you as such?

OGML same question

[kuribo]

SMP how do you feel about my assessment that you're a mewling little boy trapped in a game of men?

[kuribo]

Do you have any reads?

With next to no interaction, how can you further your wincon if you haven't taken a stance?

Why shouldn't I assume you're mastins buddy and afraid that ill powerscrew you into dust?

[kuribo]

You claim to scum hunt by meta (which is Lolololol so dumb but let's save that for mastins next neveremdingly long MD thread) but you've never asked for any of, say, my games. Do you not care about getting a read on me? Or on a number of other people you've not played with?

[kuribo]

@kuribo: reading me as white noise is fair. as for how to solve this, go read my big ragewall I guess and start from there. I dunno, I admit I've been mostly useless/apathetic about this game. I keep going back and forth on the players I think are scum, and I'm just getting bored of the game at this point. It feels like it's just been a really long D1.

@hopkirk: can you please stop being bad and just sheeping mastin. seriously. I know I'm not putting any effort in but that's no excuse for either of us.

tempted to claim if it'll get some relevant discussion going.

you may not realize this about me, but I play by emotion, and I'm better than most people on site at reading rage, I can generally spot fake rage a mile away

I don't think your rage was fake, and if that's what you consider gamebreakingly angry then you did a pretty dang good job covering it up. it reads more like midly annoyed to me.

I can understand your frustration, and I remember reading you as mildly town for your irritation at banging your head against the hydras. Like you were trying to ice skate uphill


but you realize it's day 2 now right


at some point, you can't expect to get a free pass for being pissed off on day 1

also, like i always say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on


in short please dont make me pee on you just to get you to contribute

[kuribo]

I'm okay with Thad posting commentary for his first post after replacing in


As long as he brings that good ish soon

[kuribo]

also plz look at mastina's posting post lynch and tell me that is not mastina thinking he might be nked and wanting to get his thoughts out there.

1) mastin is quite clever enough (or thinks he is) to fake this

2) remember, he practically begged for doc protection. that's a good way for him to explain his continued survival indefinitely

[kuribo]

No no we only force replace people who use dirty words such as

Fudge (only I didn't say fudge)
Poopie
Girl parts or guy parts
Snerd nergling rectum worshiper
UberNinja

Anyway I'm working a double today, won't be around much for the next 36 hours

[kuribo]

"Nobody would think scum wouldn't have fake claims"


Ok, sure


But didn't you just claim to be town because your role is town in THAT VERY POST

[kuribo]

as much as i appreciate the counter-wagon, i'm still pretty sure herself is town

[kuribo]

i mean, the town tell that mollie dropped is solid, and i'll be surprised if she flips scum here

[kuribo]

You better grow a pair quick, Mastin, before Kuribo sees that BP claim--you won't have another chance to save Pie.

I believe his claim, Pie is more town than ever to me

[kuribo]

^dead

[kuribo]

if I get NK'd tonight

T S O - town i think
Kuribo- obvtown
ThAdmiral- town
SMP - ????
InflatablePie - town
OhGodMyLife - ????
Mafia Theory - scumfuck public enemy #1
Hopkirk - possible buddy with mastin
Katsuki - town, but derping
Om - always one scum among the lurkmass so this is a good place for it if not SMP or TSO

[kuribo]

actually SMP can be scum

TSO and kats are both slightly lower at the end of the town spectrum than at day start


SMP's vote park on herself was bullspit and his iso is bullspit too

TSO's iso is straight bullspit

i can't read katsuki worth a damn but dat hammer

[kuribo]

Pretty sure I counted L-1...

Also since when did you defend bulletproofs? :/

it's a 1-shot and pie's play has been town





also i'm not counterclaiming him anyway

[kuribo]

Pretty sure I counted L-1...

WELL IF THE MOD WOULD SPEND LESS TIME COUNTING SWEARS AND MORE TIME COUNTING VOTES



i don't like the wagon on mollie anyway



mollie keep the dead QT warm for me, i'm sure mastin will kill me tonight

[kuribo]

What about my play is killing you. I've found out trying to scum hunt is scummy and sitting around doing nothing+refusing to give any justification for anything is town so why should i try and be helpful?

again, it's player specific


lynching katsuki for his play here would be like lynching the sun for rising


here, read this http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 6#p5395278

[kuribo]

god why did I go soft on you

because we have mutual forums crushes on one another? <3

[kuribo]

Yah mollie that post of mine was the mafia equivalent of

I like you. Do you like me?
[]yes
[]no

[kuribo]

Bipolar katsuki seems more useless. Here they have heavy reads they actually want to push, which naturally require more explanation than doing nothing would.

(ps i liked your flavor)

The difference is that in bipolar mafia, kats got wagoned early and fast, then hammered out of the blue by newbscum

[kuribo]

well i would except you keep calling me scum

[kuribo]

If hop doesn't die upon mastins lynch, wouldn't that make mastin more likely scum than hop?

Ie, not punishing town for lynching scum?

[kuribo]

Hopkirk, is your role the only reason you town read mastin?

[kuribo]

SMP gets major scumpoints for not showing his face in twilight btw

[kuribo]

Vote: Mafia Theory

HEY MASTIN


LETS PLAY A GAME


ITS CALLED GUESS WHO I GOT A GUILTY ON



(Hint: it's you)

Had an Inno on mollie but since NOBODY WANTED TO FREAKIN LISTEN TO ME I fully expect you to get rope as penance

[kuribo]

waiting to see mastin's flailtacular response.

you shoulda waited, kuribo, for mastin to claim like he said he would.

What can I say, subtlety was never my strong point

[kuribo]

Guilty inspect result? @Kuri

Did I stutter? Now, I couldn't save Herself because you derps power lynched them. And oh yes, you can damn well bet your bottom dollar that there will be hell to pay.

[kuribo]

See mastin, you forgot with all your academy stuff and wall posts, THE THREE COMMANDMENTS OF MAFIA:

#1 THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
#2 THOU SHALT NOT KILL
#3 YHOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH KURIBO

and when you get to hell, tell them kuribo sent ya

[kuribo]

Just guilty or not guilty, investigating whether someone is connected to Kira

[kuribo]

Btw I'm Aiber

There's some flavor about faking my death to draw out Kira's associates but for the sake of brevity I'm an x shot cop

[kuribo]

"Oooooh lemme post my reads so I can still pretend to be town"

When you get to the Dead QT tell mollie all about how I avenged her

Get to steppin, you're done here

[kuribo]

Confirmed scum my black ass, why the fuck would I out my cop results if I didn't have a guilty?


Why the fuck would I trade my life for yours on day 3 by fake claiming if I was scum?

You guys don't even believe your own narrative anymore


Tell mastin The Mist will not avail him anymore

[kuribo]

Sigh


Obviously scum has a framer or redirector fucking with my results

Got innocent on pie last night, not sure how reliable




Sorry mastin

[kuribo]

If Om was a traitor then is there a two man scum team plus him?



Three man would have made yesterday MyLo with a traitor

[kuribo]

Yeah I had an Inno on herself n1 but y'all lynched them so

[kuribo]

since it's not lylo, i'm fine with going today. i'm man enough to admit when i've been outplayed


i was 3-shot, i've used all of my investigations

pie is conftown, hopkirk is probably town (not sure how I feel about the lover claim though, but couldn't give a fuck), i want to see more out of the rest of you before you rope me

[kuribo]

actually i cant even call pie conftown because for all i know i got redirected



fml

[kuribo]

(not sure how I feel about the lover claim though, but couldn't give a fuck)

the thing that most gets me is that hopkirk called mastin town for days and then helped lynch him


then again i kinda wonder if scum avoided the wagon knowing that my result was borked


at least one scum off the wagon

[kuribo]

We should lynch kuri actual-since he's been faking insp.

I ain't faked a damn thing

I'm resigned to my fate, though.

[kuribo]

Kuribo: Please claim your name too and form of results.

I've already claimed both of these, stop pretending like I haven't

Just guilty or not guilty, investigating whether someone is connected to Kira

Btw I'm Aiber

There's some flavor about faking my death to draw out Kira's associates but for the sake of brevity I'm an x shot cop

[kuribo]

Explain why you targeted specific people.

targeted Herself because I wanted to make sure mollie was town, I consider them to be very strong players
targeted mastin because he was tunelling me and I wanted to know if it was scum motivated
targeted pie because as I said, he'd been white noise to me

[kuribo]

When kuribo claiming Mastin was inspected as town one of them became scum. Mastin flipped town seemed like a smaller loss than an inspector flipping town. Now kuriboh doesn't even need to fake anymore results/nice attempt kuri.

Though i'll be voted as people fakeclaiming cop have an obv 0% chance of being scum-the simplest solution is that they got redirected in mysterious ways (actually it's not).

Kuribo: Please claim your name too and form of results.

so, seriously, are you the framer?

[kuribo]

So the result was "Your target is not connected to kira", something of that form or anything missing there?

i'm not about to directly quote my mod results and get modkilled you moron

[kuribo]

Unvote

Vote: Hopkirk

when you get to hell, tell them kuribo sent you and say hi to mastin.

[kuribo]

I don't know shit about animes let alone this one

Only anime I ever saw was Akira back in like 1993. And I have no idea what any of that shit was about

So yeah if I was scum, I'd have asked for a decent fakeclaim since all these names are beyond Greek to me

[kuribo]

If hop is scum, cool. But I have confirmation that kat is scum.

If you have role related information that kats is scum, shouldn't you have said so before now?

Or are you setting up to chainlynch?

[kuribo]

If he was an investigative role he'd have counter claimed me yesterday

[kuribo]

WHO GOTS MIST NOW MASTIN :-p


Seriously though, good game. I'll never be able to get away with shit like that again

As you'll see in the scum QT, there was a clear directive among kats and I to manipulate the lynches

That Herself wagon was straight poison, woulda never touched it

Shoulda been counter claimed day3, we both expected me to die after the cop claim


YEAH WE SHOT OUR OWN FUCKING TRAITOR
Had no idea one existed and got scared someone active would replace him

Me not bussing anyone despite my known meta of bussing hard wouldn't have saved kats from that guilty, but we both openly buddied pie as a backup plan in the event of our flips

[kuribo]

btw, for the record to those who scum-read me because i wanted the survivor lynched-

i'd have done the exact same thing as town

[kuribo]

was there a dead qt?

[kuribo]

holy shit i broke him

[kuribo]

Yeah about my fake claim flavor


I really wasn't kidding when I said I didn't know shit about anime

[kuribo]

We killed Jason because we figured mastin would get doc protected and I wanted Herself alive. Everyone else was ok to keep so we killed Jason in case I needed to claim vig

We killed Om out of fear he'd be replaced by someone really good, plus the mod had confirmed Om didn't take a night action: that meant he was mod cleared to the town as not making the kill


We couldn't take the chance that someone who could stomp us would replace into a mod confirmed "town" slot

[kuribo]

Also this was my first scum game in over a year and a half

[kuribo]

Go easy on pie, we both buddied him hard so that kats could claim mason with him if need be and to tie him to us

[kuribo]

That's because it was implied by our role PMs


If I'd have been town, I'd have:
1) still lynched fuzzy
2) fought the herself lynch harder
3) pressured the lurkers more
4) probably not lynched mastin and definitely not hammered hopkirk
5) pushed katsuki

[kuribo]

kats and I were pretty obvscum but I think we made the right kills that OGML could have won it for us



Getting hopkirk lynched after we made him immune to our kills was an unexpected turn

[kuribo]

They had a guilty on you, that's pretty obv lol


I fakeclaimed hard out the gate because 1) it looked better to claim first and let someone counter, and 2) it was the weekend so mastin was away as usual. I knew he'd tear me apart when he came back

[kuribo]

Yours does too Sir Posts A lot As Scum lol

[kuribo]

I think I'm more confrontational as town