Mini 1580: EpicMafiaTime [GAME OVER]


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Mini 1580: EpicMafiaTime [GAME OVER]

Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:59 pm

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Moderator:
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Reviewer:
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Full Player List (Including Replacements):

Spoiler:
01 - RedCoyote
02 - Wolfy
tn5421

03 - d3x
04 - Not Voting
05 - Bookitty
06 - Kthxbye
07 - havingfitz
Haschel Cedricson

08 - Squirrel Girl
Jake from State Farm

09 - Lady Lambdadelta
tysker

10 - Mirhawk
11 - Generic
12 - Salamence20
13 - Natirasha


Living Players:

01 - RedCoyote
(Fast Food Lasagna, Greasy Townie)

05 - Bookitty
(Baconator, Greasy Townie)



Dead Players:

06 - Kthxbye
(Kyla Leon, Greasy Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 1

02 - Wolfy
(A Bottle of Jack Daniels, Town Doctor)
Was Killed on Night 1

09 - Lady Lambdadelta
(Cousin Dave, Mafia Goon)
Was Lynched on Day 2

07 - havingfitz
(Prince Atari, Town Mason)
Was Killed on Night 2

10 - Mirhawk
(Tyler, Greasy Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 3

03 - d3x
(Sterling, Town Watcher)
Was Killed on Night 3

08 - Squirrel Girl
(Harley Morenstein, Bulletproof Townie)
Was Lynched on Day 4

04 - Not Voting
(Epic Mook, Town Mason)
Was Killed on Night 4

12 - Salamence20
(MusclesGlasses, Mafia One-Shot Strongman)
Was Lynched on Day 5

13 - Natirasha
(Poutine, Greasy Townie)
Was Killed on Night 5

11 - Generic
(Bacon, Mafia Roleblocker)
Was Lynched on Day 6


Mod-Killed Players:

Nobody.

Important Events:

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Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:00 pm

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Game Rules


General Etiquette:

(1) Play to win. Be competitive. Don't be lame. Don't flake out on us.
(2) Do not take screenshots or directly quote any of the PMs that I send you. Doing so will result in a mod-kill. Pretending to break this rule is the same as actually breaking it. You may paraphrase, but use caution. When in doubt, run it by me first.
(3) Do not edit any of your posts, if you have the ability to do so.
(4) Do not use encrypted text, hidden text, small text, or any other hard-to-read text when posting.
(5) Once you have been lynched or killed, you are out of the game. Do not post anymore until the game is over. That means no "Bah!" posts, please.
(6) Do not talk about this game with anybody else outside of this thread unless your role PM explicitly says that you can.
(7) Heated discussion is fine, but personal attacks, insults, flaming, and poor sportsmanship are not. Please don't be a jerk to your fellow players. If I feel that your behavior is preventing other players from enjoying the game, I reserve the right to force-replace or mod-kill you.
(8) Do not talk about ongoing games. Seriously, don't.

Day, Night, and Twilight:

(9) Each Day phase will last for two weeks apiece and each Night phase will last for two days apiece. I will post specific deadlines in the game thread at the start of every Day and Night phase.
(10) Players may continue to talk during Twilight, including the player that has been lynched.
(11) If you do not send me your Night action before the specified deadline, I will assume that you are not performing an action on that Night.
(12) If you know you will be unavailable during a Night phase, you may send me your night action during the preceding Day phase if you so desire.
(13) Deadline extension requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

Voting:

(14) Please post all votes and unvotes using either the bold tag or the vote tag. Votes should look like this:
Vote: Skullduggery
or VOTE: Skullduggery
(15) Unvotes are helpful, but not necessary.
(16) Please refrain from engaging in any kind of voting trickery. If it looks like a vote, I'm counting it as a vote.
(17) A lynch will only occur when a majority (more than 50% of all possible votes) is reached. The number of votes needed to hammer will be included with every vote count.
(18) If a majority is not reached by the deadline, there will be no lynch on that Day.
(19) Once a hammer occurs, no votes or unvotes will prevent the lynch from happening.
(20) Additional votes include VOTE: No Lynch to end the Day with no lynch (which will also require a majority) and VOTE: Draw to end the game in a draw (which will require 100% agreement from all living players).

Activity:

(21) You will be expected to post at least once every 48 hours. If you go more than 48 hours without posting, you will be prodded.
(22) If you receive a prod, you will have 24 hours to post in the game thread. If you do not respond to your prod within 24 hours, you will be replaced. Additionally, if I have to prod you more than three times, you will be replaced.
(23) If you know that you will have limited access to the game for more than a few days, please let me know either in the thread or via PM.

Communication with the Moderator:

(24) I may be cooler and sexier than you, but I do still make mistakes every now and then. If you notice an error with the vote counts, deadlines, or anything else related to the game, please let me know and I will correct the issue.
(25) I will not answer any role-related questions in the game thread. If you have any questions about your role, the (theoretical) roles of any other players in the game, or (theoretical) role interactions, send me a PM. Do not try to trick me into confirming a player's role. I will not be amused.
(26) If you need to get my attention, just include
@Mod
or
@Skullduggery
in your post.

Miscellaneous:

(27) If you have any problems with another player, send me a PM and I will do my best to resolve the issue.
(28) If a player is mod-killed during the Day phase, then that Day will end immediately.
(29) For this game, all in-character flavor text will be posted in
italicized red
and all official moderator communications will be posted in
indigo
. Please do not use indigo or italicized red in any of your posts. Impersonating me will result in a mod-kill.
(30) The flavor text is for entertainment purposes only. Analyze it at your own risk.
(31) Do not ask me to mod-kill, force-replace, or discipline any other player in the game. That is my decision to make, not yours.
(32) As the moderator, my word is final. Please respect my instructions and my decisions.
(33) I reserve the right to change these rules during the game if necessary. If this happens, I will inform everybody of the rule change in the thread.
(34) In addition to these rules, all site-wide rules also apply.


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The following is an example of what a Vanilla Townie role PM would look like. There is at least one Vanilla Townie in this game.

What up, XXXXXX. This is
EpicMafiaTime
, and you're playing as the only slob on the planet who can eat s**t faster than MusclesGlasses:
Furious Pete, Greasy Townie
.

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Okay, so you've got your own YouTube channel where you do your own s**t, but whatever, man, you've appeared on our show enough times to be an honorary EpicMealTime cast member at this point. If you're wondering why you're called a Greasy Townie instead of a Vanilla Townie, then I feel sorry for your candy ass. It must be exhausting being such a huge disappointment to your friends and family on such a consistent basis. There ain't no bitch-ass vanilla in this game, you limp-noodled PETA-loving ass goblin! Vanilla ranks right up there with quinoa, kale, chamomile, and gruel as one of the bitchest flavors to ever exist. You're a greasy motherf**ker and you're proud of it!

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.
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Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:17 pm

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Role PMs are being sent out now. Day 1 will begin once I receive confirmations from eleven players.
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Post Post #3 (isolation #3) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:35 am

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What up, Internet. Welcome to EpicMealTime, the only online cooking -- wait, hold up. EpicMAFIATime? The f**k is this? Some kind of nerdy online game for nerds? Well, whatever, it's got killing and guns and lynches and s**t, so maybe it ain't all that bad.

Listen up, haters. While you were busy playing games on the Internet, we were busy playing games on the Internet and getting paid for it! If you're sitting there wondering why I'm being so obnoxious and why your role PM yelled at you so much, it means you don't know who the f**k we are, and that sickens me. You sicken me. Click here, watch some of our videos (or better yet, ALL of our videos), educate yourself, and stop sickening me so much, you f**king turd burglar.

Strap your butts in, take your diabetes medicine (that means YOU, dad), and get ready to embark on a food-centric Mafia adventure that would be too wild and intense for mortal men but will probably be fine for you guys since you just happen to be the only 13 people on the entire planet who can handle the epicness that is about to consume you.

What'chu know about Mafia? You don't know s**t about Mafia. Watch and learn, Internet.
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Post Post #4 (isolation #4) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:35 am

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Day 1 Begins Now


Current Vote Count:

(0) RedCoyote
(0) tn5421
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Kthxbye
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Jake from State Farm
(0) tysker
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, tn5421, d3x, Not Voting, Bookitty, Kthxbye, Haschel Cedricson, Jake from State Farm, tysker, Mirhawk, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



tysker is V/LA until 6/16.
d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #27 (isolation #5) » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:48 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #2

(0) RedCoyote
(0) tn5421
(1) d3x -- Kthxbye
(1) Not Voting -- tn5421
(2) Bookitty -- Mirhawk, Generic
(0) Kthxbye
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Jake from State Farm
(0) tysker
(2) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson
(1) Generic -- Bookitty
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, d3x, Not Voting, Jake from State Farm, tysker

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



tysker is V/LA until 6/16.
d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #50 (isolation #6) » Sun Jun 15, 2014 7:05 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #3

(0) RedCoyote
(0) tn5421
(1) d3x -- Kthxbye
(1) Not Voting -- tn5421
(2) Bookitty -- Mirhawk, Generic
(0) Kthxbye
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Jake from State Farm
(0) tysker
(3) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson, Bookitty
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- Jake from State Farm
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, d3x, Not Voting, tysker

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



tysker is V/LA until 6/16.
d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #154 (isolation #7) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:48 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #4

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- Bookitty
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(1) Bookitty -- Mirhawk
(2) Kthxbye -- Generic, Not Voting
(1) Haschel Cedricson -- RedCoyote
(0) Jake from State Farm
(0) tysker
(2) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson
(0) Generic
(3) Salamence20 -- Jake from State Farm, Kthxbye, tn5421
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, tysker

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



Next time, we eat the sun. It might take us a while, BUT WE'LL F**KING DO IT.


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Post Post #155 (isolation #8) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:48 pm

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In post 109, Salamence20 wrote:
If Jake is not going to play and spend days attacking and threatening to spam, I call for force-replacement on the basis of post 108
Denied.

In post 144, Jake from State Farm wrote:
mod I have asked red to apologize and since he's violated one of your rules I'm asking you please provide him a warning. Thanks.
Denied.
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Post Post #156 (isolation #9) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:53 pm

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I have made the following addition to the Game Rules post.

In post 1, Skullduggery wrote:(31) Do not ask me to mod-kill, force-replace, or discipline any other player in the game. That is my decision to make, not yours.
I trust that following this rule will not be a problem.

Also, this is just a friendly reminder that you shouldn't talk about ongoing games. Not even a little bit. Don't even mention them. If you want a less friendly reminder:


Stop f**king talking about ongoing games or else we're gonna break down your door, kill your pets, cook them, smother them in barbecue sauce, and eat them right in front of you!
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Post Post #158 (isolation #10) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:01 pm

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Acknowledged. Jake from State Farm is being replaced. Currently searching for a replacement.

In case there was any confusion, "Players must apologize if they hurt another player's feelings" is not one of my rules.
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Post Post #160 (isolation #11) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:06 pm

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You are no longer an active participant in this game. Please do not post anymore.

If you wish to continue this conversation, send me a PM. Thank you.
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Post Post #163 (isolation #12) » Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:42 pm

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Squirrel Girl replaces Jake from State Farm. Welcome to the game, Squirrel Girl!
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Post Post #203 (isolation #13) » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:21 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #5

(0) RedCoyote
(3) tn5421 -- Bookitty, Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(3) Kthxbye -- Generic, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl
(1) Haschel Cedricson -- RedCoyote
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) tysker
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(2) Salamence20 -- Kthxbye, tn5421
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, tysker, Mirhawk

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #218 (isolation #14) » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 pm

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Not Voting has been prodded.
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Post Post #231 (isolation #15) » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:02 pm

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Tysker has asked to be replaced. Currently searching for a replacement.
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Post Post #232 (isolation #16) » Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:02 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #6

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(1) Not Voting -- Kthxbye
(0) Bookitty
(4) Kthxbye -- Generic, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty
(1) Haschel Cedricson -- RedCoyote
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) tysker
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- tn5421
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, tysker, Mirhawk

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



Next time, we eat RedCoyote's beard stubble.


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Post Post #300 (isolation #17) » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:20 am

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Lady Lambdadelta replaces tysker. Welcome to the game, Lady Lambdadelta!
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Post Post #302 (isolation #18) » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:24 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #7

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Salamence20, Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(1) Not Voting -- Kthxbye
(1) Bookitty -- Mirhawk
(5) Kthxbye -- Generic, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty, tn5421
(1) Haschel Cedricson -- RedCoyote
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, Lady Lambdadelta

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #329 (isolation #19) » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:16 am

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RedCoyote has been prodded.
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Post Post #330 (isolation #20) » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:16 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #8

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(1) Bookitty -- Mirhawk
(5) Kthxbye -- Generic, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, tn5421, Salamence20
(1) Haschel Cedricson -- RedCoyote
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- Bookitty
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- Kthxbye
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, Lady Lambdadelta

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #351 (isolation #21) » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:51 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #9

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Kthxbye, RedCoyote
(1) Bookitty -- Mirhawk
(3) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, tn5421, Salamence20
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- Bookitty
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Natirasha

Not Voting: d3x, Lady Lambdadelta, Squirrel Girl, Generic

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



d3x is V/LA until 6/23.



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Post Post #379 (isolation #22) » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:29 pm

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Haschel Cedricson has been prodded.
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Post Post #380 (isolation #23) » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:30 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #10

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Kthxbye, RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(3) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, tn5421, Salamence20
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(1) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- Bookitty
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(2) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta, Squirrel Girl

Not Voting: d3x, Generic, Mirhawk

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



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Post Post #407 (isolation #24) » Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:48 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #11

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Kthxbye, RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(3) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, tn5421, Salamence20
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(1) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- Generic
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(2) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta, Squirrel Girl

Not Voting: d3x, Mirhawk, Bookitty

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



Next time, we eat an electric boogaloo.


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Post Post #466 (isolation #25) » Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:40 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #12

(0) RedCoyote
(5) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson, Natirasha, Mirhawk, Bookitty, Squirrel Girl
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Kthxbye, RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(1) Kthxbye -- Not Voting
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- Generic
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(2) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta, Salamence20

Not Voting: d3x, tn5421

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.



Next time, we eat weed. (The plants, not the drugs. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad for you. Drink alcohol instead.)


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Post Post #479 (isolation #26) » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:08 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #13

(0) RedCoyote
(6) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson, Natirasha, Mirhawk, Bookitty, Squirrel Girl, Generic
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Kthxbye, RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(1) Kthxbye -- Not Voting
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(2) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta, Salamence20

Not Voting: d3x, tn5421

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.



Next time, we eat the noush from a bowl of babaganoush.


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Post Post #480 (isolation #27) » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:08 am

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In post 472, Bookitty wrote:Important stuff first: Happy birthday, Skullduggery and Natirasha! :)
Thanks, Boo. <3
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Post Post #530 (isolation #28) » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:22 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #14

(0) RedCoyote
(3) tn5421 -- Haschel Cedricson, Natirasha, Mirhawk
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- RedCoyote, Bookitty
(0) Bookitty
(2) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, Squirrel Girl
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(2) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta, tn5421

Not Voting: d3x, Generic, Kthxbye, Salamence20

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.



Next time, we eat a chocolate-covered tapeworm.


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Post Post #582 (isolation #29) » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:16 pm

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In post 560, tn5421 wrote:I don't care, I won't be back so you might as well kill me off.
Please confirm whether or not you wish to be replaced.

In post 581, Mirhawk wrote:Oh and after tonight I'll be V/LA until Tuesday. I should still be able to check in periodically, but I can't promise.
Noted. Thank you.
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Post Post #583 (isolation #30) » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:17 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #15

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Natirasha, tn5421
(0) d3x
(3) Not Voting -- RedCoyote, Bookitty, Mirhawk
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson
(2) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, Squirrel Girl
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: d3x, Generic, Kthxbye, Salamence20

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Saturday, June 28th, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-06-28 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.
Mirhawk is V/LA until 7/1.



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Post Post #669 (isolation #31) » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:26 pm

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The Day 1 deadline has been extended by 72 hours. The new deadline is posted at the bottom of the vote count below.
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Post Post #670 (isolation #32) » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:26 pm

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Day 1, Vote Count #16

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Natirasha, tn5421
(0) d3x
(4) Not Voting -- RedCoyote, Bookitty, Mirhawk, Squirrel Girl
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson
(1) Kthxbye -- Not Voting
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- d3x
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: Generic, Kthxbye, Salamence20

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Tuesday, July 1st, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-01 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.
Mirhawk is V/LA until 7/1.



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Post Post #674 (isolation #33) » Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:06 pm

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In post 672, Salamence20 wrote:Mod, is TN being replaced?
I hope to have a definitive answer to this question soon.
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Post Post #678 (isolation #34) » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:25 am

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tn5421 is being replaced. Currently searching for a replacement.
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Post Post #692 (isolation #35) » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:33 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #17

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Natirasha, tn5421
(0) d3x
(4) Not Voting -- RedCoyote, Bookitty, Mirhawk, Squirrel Girl
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson
(1) Kthxbye -- Not Voting
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- d3x
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: Generic, Kthxbye, Salamence20

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Tuesday, July 1st, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-01 19:00:00)



RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.
Natirasha is V/LA until 6/30.
Mirhawk is V/LA until 7/1.



Next time, we eat Wendy's -- and I ain't talkin' about fast food.


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Post Post #703 (isolation #36) » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:56 am

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Quick update to make sure everyone is on the same page.

The Day 1 deadline is set in stone and will not be extended again.

If a replacement for tn5421 is not found before Night 1 begins, then Night 1 will last for {However long it takes to find a replacement} + 48 hours.


In post 702, Bookitty wrote:
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The post in the replacement request thread has been updated accordingly. Thanks for the offer.
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Post Post #704 (isolation #37) » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:56 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #18

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Natirasha, tn5421
(0) d3x
(5) Not Voting -- RedCoyote, Bookitty, Mirhawk, Squirrel Girl, Kthxbye
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson
(1) Kthxbye -- Not Voting
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- d3x
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: Generic, Salamence20

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Tuesday, July 1st, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-01 19:00:00)



Lady Lambdadelta is V/LA for a few days.
RedCoyote is V/LA until 6/29.
Natirasha is V/LA until 6/30.
Mirhawk is V/LA until 7/1.



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Post Post #740 (isolation #38) » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:22 am

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Day 1, Vote Count #19

(0) RedCoyote
(2) tn5421 -- Natirasha, tn5421
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Mirhawk, Kthxbye
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson
(5) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, RedCoyote, Salamence20, Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- d3x
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: Generic

With 13 players remaining, it takes 7 votes to hammer.

Day 1 Will End on Tuesday, July 1st, at 7 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-01 19:00:00)



Lady Lambdadelta is V/LA for a few days.
Mirhawk is V/LA until 7/1.



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Post Post #748 (isolation #39) » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:09 pm

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Day 1, Final Vote Count

(0) RedCoyote
(1) tn5421 -- tn5421
(0) d3x
(2) Not Voting -- Mirhawk, Kthxbye
(1) Bookitty -- Haschel Cedricson

(7) Kthxbye -- Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, RedCoyote, Salamence20, Bookitty, Natirasha, Generic

(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Mirhawk -- d3x
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(1) Natirasha -- Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting: N/A

With 13 players remaining, it took 7 votes to hammer.



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Post Post #749 (isolation #40) » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:09 pm

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F**k you, Internet. We specifically gave Kyla a spot in this game so that this whole clusterf**k wouldn't be a total sausage-fest, and what do you do? You get rid of her the first chance you get and turn the game into a total sausage-fest anyway. That's sexist, Internet. And racist. And speciesist.

You guys must really like sausage. And hate vagina.


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Post Post #750 (isolation #41) » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:09 pm

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It is now Night 1. Since a replacement for tn5421 has not yet been found, Night 1 does not have a definite deadline yet. As I mentioned earlier, Night 1 will last for {However long it takes to find a replacement} + 48 hours.

If you have a night action, you may submit it to me at your leisure. I will post an update here in the thread once we have a replacement.
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Post Post #751 (isolation #42) » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:04 am

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Wolfy replaces tn5421. Welcome to the game, Wolfy!

Night 1 Officially Begins Now
Night 1 Will End on Thursday, July 3rd, at 7 p.m. Eastern Time
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-03 19:00:00)

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Post Post #752 (isolation #43) » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:16 pm

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Ugh. God. My friggin' head. You know, I wish I could say that this was the first time I ever woke up in a waterbed next to a naked midget with empty bottles of Jack Daniels scattered around the room and a goat nibbling at my socks. How many bottles of JD did I drink last night? Seven? Nineteen? It was a lot, I know that much. Well, it could be worse, I guess. At least this time I'm not waking up in a seedy hotel in Tijuana. And there are no miner helmets and bungee cords involved.

But man, this hangover is killing me. Wait, I know what'll fix this headache: a tall delicious bottle of Jack Daniels! ...wait. S**t. No. That's a bad idea. Jack Daniels caused this mess in the first place, so it sure as hell isn't going to get me out of it. Also, we drank it all and there's none left. That was stupid of us. On the plus side, have you ever seen a drunk goat choke on a sock? F**king hilarious.



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Post Post #753 (isolation #44) » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:17 pm

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Day 2 Begins Now

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Lady Lambdadelta
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, d3x, Not Voting, Bookitty, Haschel Cedricson, Squirrel Girl, Lady Lambdadelta, Mirhawk, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 11 players remaining, it takes 6 votes to hammer.

Day 2 Will End on Thursday, July 17th, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-17 20:00:00)



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Post Post #776 (isolation #45) » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:02 pm

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Day 2, Vote Count #2

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(3) Lady Lambdadelta -- Natirasha, Mirhawk, d3x
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Bookitty, Haschel Cedricson, Squirrel Girl, Lady Lambdadelta, Generic, Salamence20

With 11 players remaining, it takes 6 votes to hammer.

Day 2 Will End on Thursday, July 17th, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-17 20:00:00)



Generic is V/LA until 7/6.



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Post Post #813 (isolation #46) » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:34 pm

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Not Voting and Haschel Cedricson have been prodded.

In post 789, Generic wrote:Due to personal issues that take a much higher priority to mafia worsening I will warn you all now my activity in this game will be heavily reduced.
If this is unacceptable to the mod and the players I will have to replace out, but I don't want to have to do that so this is why I'm postig this.
As long as you can post something of substance at least once every 48 hours, I don't see a problem.
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Post Post #814 (isolation #47) » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:35 pm

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Day 2, Vote Count #3

(0) RedCoyote
(1) d3x -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(2) Lady Lambdadelta -- Natirasha, d3x
(3) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, RedCoyote, Generic
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- Mirhawk
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: Not Voting, Bookitty, Haschel Cedricson, Lady Lambdadelta

With 11 players remaining, it takes 6 votes to hammer.

Day 2 Will End on Thursday, July 17th, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-17 20:00:00)



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Post Post #834 (isolation #48) » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:17 am

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Day 2, Vote Count #4

(0) RedCoyote
(1) d3x -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl
(3) Lady Lambdadelta -- Natirasha, Salamence20, Generic
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: Not Voting, Bookitty, Haschel Cedricson, Lady Lambdadelta, d3x, RedCoyote, Mirhawk

With 11 players remaining, it takes 6 votes to hammer.

Day 2 Will End on Thursday, July 17th, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-17 20:00:00)



Next time, we eat the electron on the atom on the pimple on the flea on the hair on the wart on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea.


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Post Post #838 (isolation #49) » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:47 pm

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Haschel Cedricson has not responded to his prod and is being replaced.
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Post Post #847 (isolation #50) » Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:43 pm

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Day 2, Final Vote Count

(0) RedCoyote
(1) d3x -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Haschel Cedricson
(0) Squirrel Girl

(6) Lady Lambdadelta -- Natirasha, Salamence20, Generic, Mirhawk, Bookitty, d3x

(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: Not Voting, Haschel Cedricson, Lady Lambdadelta, RedCoyote

With 11 players remaining, it took 6 votes to hammer.



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Post Post #848 (isolation #51) » Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:43 pm

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Lemme take a moment to throw some knowledge at your collective asses, Internet. According to
VSauce
a super reputable scientific source, the average person is about 110,000 calories. Did you know that? I bet you didn't know that. Lie to my face and tell me that you already knew that. You're a f**king liar, Internet.

Anyway, my point is that that dirty traitor Cousin Dave was delicious.



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Post Post #849 (isolation #52) » Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:44 pm

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It is now Night 2. Just like before, there is no solid deadline and Night 2 will last for {However long it takes to find a replacement for Haschel Cedricson} + 48 hours. If you have a night action, you may submit it to me at your leisure. I will post an update here in the thread once we have a replacement.
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Post Post #850 (isolation #53) » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:10 am

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Havingfitz replaces Haschel Cedricson. Welcome to the game, havingfitz!

Night 2 Officially Begins Now
Night 2 Will End on Wednesday, July 9th, at 7 p.m. Eastern Time
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-09 19:00:00)

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Post Post #851 (isolation #54) » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:12 pm

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So when I woke up this morning, I found that some ass-munching ass goblin had tied up Prince Atari, smothered him in honey, threw him onto an ant hill, and launched bees and scorpions and spiders and badgers and even a grizzly bear at him using a comically oversized slingshot until he died from multiple sting, bite, pinch, and claw wounds all over his pale doughy body.

There, I just spoke a sentence with my mouth that no human being on the face of this planet has ever spoken in the entire history of mankind. That's my contribution to society for today. What have YOU done with your life lately?

Also, one of my best friends just died. That sucks, I guess.



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Post Post #852 (isolation #55) » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:13 pm

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Day 3 Begins Now

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Mirhawk
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, d3x, Not Voting, Bookitty, Squirrel Girl, Mirhawk, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 9 players remaining, it takes 5 votes to hammer.

Day 3 Will End on Wednesday, July 23rd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-23 20:00:00)



Next time, we eat liquor and drink bacon. How? WE'LL F**KING FIGURE OUT HOW.


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Post Post #884 (isolation #56) » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:13 pm

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Day 3, Vote Count #2

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(1) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha
(2) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, d3x
(1) Generic -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Bookitty, Mirhawk, Generic

With 9 players remaining, it takes 5 votes to hammer.

Day 3 Will End on Wednesday, July 23rd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-23 20:00:00)



Generic is V/LA for a few days.



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Post Post #902 (isolation #57) » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:00 am

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Day 3, Vote Count #3

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(2) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Not Voting
(2) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, d3x
(1) Generic -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Bookitty, Mirhawk, Generic

With 9 players remaining, it takes 5 votes to hammer.

Day 3 Will End on Wednesday, July 23rd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-23 20:00:00)



Generic is V/LA for a few days.



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Post Post #981 (isolation #58) » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:36 am

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Day 3, Final Vote Count

(0) RedCoyote
(0) d3x
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(2) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Not Voting

(5) Mirhawk -- Salamence20, d3x, RedCoyote, Bookitty, Generic

(1) Generic -- Squirrel Girl
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: Mirhawk

With 9 players remaining, it took 5 votes to hammer.



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Post Post #982 (isolation #59) » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:36 am

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Listen up, Internet. I want to tell y'all a story.

Once upon a time there was a greasy drooling man-child named Tyler. Everybody hated him, so they killed him. The end.

Wasn't that a great story? Leave a comment in the comments section below telling me how much you loved my story. (Kidding! I actually don't give a f**k whether you liked it or not. Also, this ain't YouTube, so there's no comments section anyway.)



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Post Post #983 (isolation #60) » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:36 am

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Night 3 Begins Now
Night 3 Will End on Sunday, July 13th, at 8 p.m. Eastern Time
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-13 20:00:00)

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Post Post #984 (isolation #61) » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:12 pm

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Lemme get serious for a moment here, Internet. July 9th, 2010. After talking about it for years and keeping it in the backs of our minds as a pipe dream that would probably never go anywhere, three guys got together and created a fast food pizza that was both delicious and disgusting at the same time. We posted that video on YouTube, got a million views, and knew right away that we had captured the spirit of something magical.

One of those three guys was a man by the name of Sterling Toth. Without him, there would be no EMT. Most of his contributions happened off-camera, though, so he never got the recognition he deserved.

And now? Now he's dead. He's dead and that makes me angry like a big green Canadian bearded Incredible Hulk. He helped birth this Internet phenomenon of ours, and the traitors in our kitchen just took a coat hanger to this creation and gave it a forcible culinary abortion. Well the joke's on you, Internet. Here at EpicMafiaTime, we've been known to eat a baby or two. Watch us as we eat this baby. Then when we're done, watch us as we get even. You motherf**kers just made the biggest mistakes of your lives.



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Post Post #985 (isolation #62) » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:13 pm

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Day 4 Begins Now

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(0) Squirrel Girl
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Bookitty, Squirrel Girl, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 7 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to hammer.

Day 4 Will End on Sunday, July 27th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-27 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat Wilford Brimley's walrus-mustache.


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Post Post #1006 (isolation #63) » Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:02 pm

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Day 4, Vote Count #2

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(1) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha
(1) Generic -- Salamence20
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Generic, Bookitty

With 7 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to hammer.

Day 4 Will End on Sunday, July 27th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-27 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat those s**tty burned eggs your dad made for your mom on Mother's Day because your dad is a s**tty cook. And a s**tty human being. Your dad is s**tty, is what I'm getting at here.


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Post Post #1052 (isolation #64) » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:21 am

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In post 1028, Salamence20 wrote:Can we prod NV and SG plz.

In post 1048, Salamence20 wrote:
Prod SG

If they haven't posted by 8 p.m. eastern time tomorrow night (aka 48 hours after the start of Day 4), then they will be prodded.
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Post Post #1053 (isolation #65) » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:21 am

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Day 4, Vote Count #3

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(2) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Generic
(1) Generic -- Salamence20
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty

With 7 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to hammer.

Day 4 Will End on Sunday, July 27th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-27 21:00:00)



Next time, we think about eating a koala bear but decide against it because koala bears are just too damn cute.


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Post Post #1081 (isolation #66) » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:27 am

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Day 4, Vote Count #4

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(2) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Generic
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty, Salamence20

With 7 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to hammer.

Day 4 Will End on Sunday, July 27th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-27 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat all the duckfaces on the Internet. All of them.


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Post Post #1082 (isolation #67) » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:53 pm

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Squirrel Girl has been prodded.
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Post Post #1114 (isolation #68) » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:21 am

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Day 4, Vote Count #5

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty
(3) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Generic, Salamence20
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Not Voting, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty

With 7 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to hammer.

Day 4 Will End on Sunday, July 27th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-27 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat another vote count.


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Post Post #1118 (isolation #69) » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:46 pm

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Squirrel Girl has not responded to her prod and is being replaced.
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Post Post #1150 (isolation #70) » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:38 am

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Day 4, Final Vote Count

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Not Voting
(0) Bookitty

(4) Squirrel Girl -- Natirasha, Generic, Salamence20, Not Voting

(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Squirrel Girl, Bookitty

With 7 players remaining, it took 4 votes to hammer.



Next time, we eat Burt Reynolds' magnificent chest hair.


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Post Post #1151 (isolation #71) » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:39 am

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I've seen a lot of s**t in my day, Internet. I've seen Bret "The Hitman" Hart get royally f**ked over by Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels in the infamous Montreal Screwjob of 1997. I've seen Oreo-O's get discontinued and pulled from store shelves everywhere despite being the most delicious goddamn food item that mankind has produced in the past century. I've seen Firefly get cancelled. I've even seen MusclesGlasses eat an entire carrot and only throw up a little bit. But this? This s**t takes the cake.

Killing off the rest of these jabronis is no big deal, man. They're all expendable, you know? We started with, like, sixteen dudes and now there's only a few of us left. But man, you can't replace the star of the show! Do you know who I am?! I'm the goddamn Sauce Boss! I run this s**t! You can't get rid of me! Y'all done f**ked up, Internet! Y'ALL DONE F**KED UP REAL BAD!



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Post Post #1152 (isolation #72) » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:39 am

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Night 4 Begins Now
Night 4 Will End on Saturday, July 19th, at 7 p.m. Eastern Time
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-19 19:00:00)

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Post Post #1153 (isolation #73) » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:07 pm

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Holy crap, what are you guys cooking? I've smelled some pretty bangin' stuff from our kitchen, but dawg, whatever you're cooking now smells amazing! It's like all the smells from bacon and popcorn and pork chops and steak and burgers all got together and had an orgy in my nose-holes. I gotta see what's in this oven--

...oh. It's Mook. Someone killed and cooked Mook in our industrial-strength oven at 425 degrees for six to eight hours. S**t. He does smell delicious, though.



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Post Post #1154 (isolation #74) » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:07 pm

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Day 5 Begins Now

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(0) Generic
(0) Salamence20
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Bookitty, Generic, Salamence20, Natirasha

With 5 players remaining, it takes 3 votes to hammer.

Day 5 Will End on Saturday, August 2nd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-08-02 20:00:00)



Next time, we eat your bubby and your bubby's buddy.


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Post Post #1164 (isolation #75) » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:01 pm

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Day 5, Vote Count #2

(1) RedCoyote -- Salamence20
(0) Bookitty
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- Generic
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Bookitty, Natirasha

With 5 players remaining, it takes 3 votes to hammer.

Day 5 Will End on Saturday, August 2nd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-08-02 20:00:00)



Next time, we eat a fat European tourist in a Speedo.


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Post Post #1190 (isolation #76) » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:02 am

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Day 5, Vote Count #3

(1) RedCoyote -- Salamence20
(0) Bookitty
(0) Generic
(1) Salamence20 -- Generic
(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Bookitty, Natirasha

With 5 players remaining, it takes 3 votes to hammer.

Day 5 Will End on Saturday, August 2nd, at 8 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-08-02 20:00:00)



Next time, we eat a white guy with dreadlocks. Seriously, that s**t is criminal.


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Post Post #1263 (isolation #77) » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:39 am

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Day 5, Final Vote Count

(1) RedCoyote -- Salamence20
(0) Bookitty
(1) Generic -- RedCoyote

(3) Salamence20 -- Natirasha, Bookitty, Generic

(0) Natirasha

Not Voting: N/A

With 5 players remaining, it took 3 votes to hammer.



Next time, we eat a lifetime supply of Vegemite.


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Post Post #1264 (isolation #78) » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:39 am

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Muscles. F**king. Glasses. Of all the people in this world that I never expected to betray me, you were right up there at the top of my list of people that I never thought would betray me which is an actual list that I keep in my nightstand and add names to it and cross names out periodically as I trust/get betrayed by people around me that I know. Looks like I'm crossing another one out tonight, homie.

Man, Muscles, I thought we were tight, bro. Tighter than the weave on those albino smoke guys from The Matrix 2. Tighter than the well-muscled buttocks of "Ravishing" Rick Rude circa 1989. Tighter than the headlock you put on that skinny PETA guy who tried to give you that anti-meat pamphlet that one time. (You remember that? His head popped right off. Blood everywhere. F**king hilarious.) But now? Now I see you for who you really are: just another freeloader trying to ride the coattails that I would have if I didn't wear these stylish and comfortable EpicMealTime T-shirts all the time every day.

But you know what? It's cool, man, because you ain't s**t. I created you. I spawned you from my brain-space. You're not even a real person, you know? You're just a character that exists on the Internet. And now, I'm gonna write that character out of this little story I'm tellin'. See ya maybe, traitor.



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Post Post #1265 (isolation #79) » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:40 am

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Night 5 Begins Now
Night 5 Will End on Wednesday, July 23rd, at 8 p.m. Eastern Time
Countdown: (expired on 2014-07-23 20:00:00)

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Post Post #1266 (isolation #80) » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:12 pm

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Hold up, Internet! Hold the phone! We got an emergency on our hands here. Who the f**k ate my poutine? I had a big ol' bowl of poutine sitting right here on the counter and now it's gone. I needed that poutine! That poutine was going to be the ninth layer in my 17-layer fast food Tex-Mex chili bacon burger parfait breakfast Italian sausage queso meatball chipotle lasagna sandwich. Without that poutine, my 17-layer fast food Tex-Mex chili bacon burger parfait breakfast Italian sausage queso meatball chipotle lasagna sandwich is only going to be a 16-layer fast food Tex-Mex chili bacon burger parfait breakfast Italian sausage queso meatball chipotle lasagna sandwich, and that s**t is so weaksauce that we might as well not even cook it!

That's it! Turn off the cameras! Everybody get out of here! Go home! Show's over! I'm ordering a pizza.



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Post Post #1267 (isolation #81) » Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:12 pm

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Day 6 Begins Now

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty
(0) Generic

Not Voting: RedCoyote, Bookitty, Generic

With 3 players remaining, it takes 2 votes to hammer.

Day 6 Will End on Wednesday, August 6th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-08-06 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat the entire country of Uzbekistan.


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Post Post #1280 (isolation #82) » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:09 pm

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Day 6, Vote Count #2

(0) RedCoyote
(1) Bookitty -- Generic
(1) Generic -- Bookitty

Not Voting: RedCoyote

With 3 players remaining, it takes 2 votes to hammer.

Day 6 Will End on Wednesday, August 6th, at 9 p.m. eastern time.
Countdown: (expired on 2014-08-06 21:00:00)



Next time, we eat your grandma's droopy jowls.


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Post Post #1294 (isolation #83) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:54 am

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Day 6, Final Vote Count

(0) RedCoyote
(0) Bookitty

(2) Generic -- Bookitty, Generic


Not Voting: RedCoyote

With 3 players remaining, it took 2 votes to hammer.


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Post Post #1295 (isolation #84) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:55 am

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Shhhh. Listen to me, Internet. Listen to me. I'm about to speak something so truthfully true that not even a million liars calling it false for a million years will ever be able to make it not-true. Are you ready for this life-altering truth bomb? Here it goes.

Bacon makes everything better.

Now you might be thinking to yourself that I'm exaggerating when I say "everything." You would also be wrong, and you should hate yourself for being so wrong and stupid and foolish and also wrong. Cheeseburgers? Better with bacon. Omelets? Better with bacon. Apple pie? Better with bacon. Weddings? Better with bacon. Yoga? Better with bacon. Arson? Better with bacon. Dwarf tossing? Chess-boxing? Mahjong? Underwater basket weaving? Competitive gardening? Jetski duck polo? All of it gets exponentially better with bacon. Bacon makes the world go 'round, and don't you ever forget it!



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There. Most of us had to die in the process, but we finally got rid of all the greasy traitors in our kitchen. What'chu know about Mafia, Internet? Well, as it turns out, looks like you know quite a bit. Good job. Now get your butts over here and help me eat this latest culinary abomination of ours before it gets cold.



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Which means...



Next time, we eat a Town victory!


RedCoyote, Wolfy, d3x, Not Voting, Bookitty, Kthxbye, havingfitz, Squirrel Girl, Mirhawk, and Natirasha have won the game!



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Post Post #1296 (isolation #85) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:55 am

Post by Skullduggery »

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Dead topic is here. Does anyone have any objections to me making the Scum topic and Mason topic public?


Game Setup, Lynches, and Night Actions:


01 - RedCoyote (Fast Food Lasagna, Greasy Townie)
02 - Wolfy/tn5421 (A Bottle of Jack Daniels, Town Doctor)
03 - d3x (Sterling, Town Watcher)
04 - Not Voting (Epic Mook, Town Mason)
05 - Bookitty (Baconator, Greasy Townie)
06 - Kthxbye (Kyla Leon, Greasy Townie)
07 - Havingfitz/Haschel Cedricson (Prince Atari, Town Mason)
08 - Squirrel Girl/Jake from State Farm (Harley Morenstein, Bulletproof Townie)

09 - Lady Lambdadelta/tysker (Cousin Dave, Mafia Goon)

10 - Mirhawk (Tyler, Greasy Townie)

11 - Generic (Bacon, Mafia Roleblocker)
12 - Salamence20 (MusclesGlasses, Mafia One-Shot Strongman)

13 - Natirasha (Poutine, Greasy Townie)



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Day 1:

Kthxbye is lynched

Night 1:

Generic blocks Mirhawk
Wolfy protects Haschel Cedricson
Lady Lambdadelta kills Wolfy
d3x watches Wolfy

Day 2:

Lady Lambdadelta is lynched

Night 2:

Generic blocks d3x
Salamence20 kills havingfitz
d3x watches himself

Day 3:

Mirhawk is lynched

Night 3:

Generic blocks Not Voting
Salamence20 kills d3x (Strongman kill)
d3x watches Not Voting

Day 4:

Squirrel Girl is lynched

Night 4:

Generic blocks RedCoyote
Salamence20 kills Not Voting

Day 5:

Salamence20 is lynched

Night 5:

Generic blocks Bookitty
Generic kills Natirasha

Day 6:

Generic is lynched


RedCoyote survives and wins
Bookitty survives and wins
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Post Post #1297 (isolation #86) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:55 am

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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...role PMs!


Spoiler:
What up, Squirrel Girl/Jake from State Farm. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you just lucked the f**k out, bro, because you get to be the Sauce Boss himself! You are
Harley Morenstein, Bulletproof Townie
.

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"Double bacon cheeseburger pancake. Such a smart sequence of words has never escaped my mouth before."


Look at that beard. F**king look at it. Do you have a beard like that? Do you even have a beard at all? If you do, I have it on good authority that if Harley's beard had a beard of its own, Harley's beard's beard would still be better than your beard. That beautiful beard hair is so thick and luxurious, it can even stop bullets in their tracks. Don't believe me? Just watch what happens when some candy-ass jabroni tries to gun you down at night.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
You're Bulletproof, you lucky bastard. That means that if any chump tries to kill you during the Night phase, it's not going to work. You're too badass to die like a bitch at night, and don't you forget it!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Wolfy/tn5421. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you get the privilege of being the alcoholic beverage that leads to more poor decisions than astronomy, mood rings, and Miss Cleo combined. You're
A bottle of Jack Daniels, Town Doctor
.

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You may not realize this just by watching our show, but here at EpicMealTime, we have a drinking problem. We love liquor more than any human being ought to love an inanimate object -- and then we consume the thing that we love like we're in some kind of bizarre Asian fetish video. You solve all of our problems, Jack Daniels. You make everything better.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
When I was a kid and I skinned my knee on the sidewalk or got rug burns from playing indoor football with my burly siblings or whatever the f**k, my dad would give me a shot of Jack Daniels to make all the pain go away. That's why my dad is better than your dad, but it's also why you're a Doctor in this game. When Night gets here, pick another living player in the game and that player will be protected from any kills that some hater tries to send their way. You can't protect yourself, though, because a shot of Jack Daniels drinking itself is just weird.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, d3x. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you'll be taking the role of
Sterling, Town Watcher
.

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Now I know what you're thinking: "Who the f**k is Sterling and why should I care about him?" Allow me to drop a knowledge bomb on your candy ass: Sterling is the co-founder of EpicMealTime alongside the Sauce Boss Harley Morenstein, but you probably don't recognize him because he was usually the guy filming the mayhem and he only showed his face on-camera a couple times. You would know that already if you were a
real
fan of EpicMealTime, you f**king poseur. But whatever, now you know, and knowing is half the battle. (The other half is ruthlessly murdering your enemies with the biggest, manliest guns you can find. Have I mentioned that we've met Arnold Schwarzenegger before and you haven't? That's a thing that's the truth.)

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You operate the camera, so what the f**k do you
think
your role is gonna be? You're a Watcher, obviously. During the Night phase, pick another living player to watch and you'll be told who, if anyone, performed an action on that player during the Night. You can even watch yourself if you're into that sort of thing, you kinky motherf**ker.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Not Voting. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you get to be one of only two people on this entire f**king show who actually knows a thing or two about cooking. You are
Epic Mook, Town Mason
.

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"If you ain't speaking that Gwopanese, then you ain't speaking my language!"


Aside from having the second-best facial hair on the show, you're also a real-life culinary ninja. You make up one-half of Team Cuisine alongside your partner in crime, Prince Atari. Together, the two of you are as unstoppable in the kitchen as Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage were in the wrestling ring when they formed The Mega Powers and laid the smackdown on their enemies years before The Rock was even old enough to know what a smackdown is.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
During the night, you can talk to your Mason buddy right here in this private topic. You can talk about whatever the f**k you want as long as you're okay with me creepily listening in on your conversation.

Your Mason partner is
havingfitz/Haschel Cedricson (Prince Atari)
. It's cool, he's aligned with the Town too. You can trust me; I'm from the Internet.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, havingfitz/Haschel Cedricson. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you get to be one of only two people on this entire f**king show who actually knows a thing or two about cooking. You are
Prince Atari, Town Mason
.

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"And you put it in the oven, and then you win."


You may be a goofy motherf**ker, but when it comes time to throw down and get serious in the kitchen, you transform into a deadly culinary assassin. Together with Epic Mook, you form one-half of Team Cuisine, a lethal two-person culinary combination that has handled more meat over the years than a Bangkok prostitute.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
During the night, you can talk to your Mason buddy right here in this private topic. You can talk about whatever the f**k you want as long as you're okay with me creepily listening in on your conversation.

Your Mason partner is
Not Voting (Epic Mook)
. It's cool, he's aligned with the Town too. You can trust me; I'm from the Internet.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Mirhawk. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and I'm real sorry that you have to be everyone's least favorite drooling man-child --
Tyler, Greasy Townie
.

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"Pissing your pants is mainstream. That's why I s**t 'em."


Nah, I'm just kidding. We love you, Tyler. Despite your near-constant bouts of crippling dumbassery, you were actually the one who calculated all the calories in our epic meals during the early episodes before we replaced you with that trained monkey who could do the exact same thing but with far fewer incidents of feces-flinging.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Kthxbye. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and if you're the type of guy (or girl -- I ain't gonna judge) who likes the lady-types with the boobs and stuff, then I think you're gonna like your role. You are
Kyla Leon, Greasy Townie
.

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"Call up your physician. S**t's about to get real in here!"


Here at EpicMealTime, we love sausage. You know what we don't love, though? Sausage-fests. Luckily, you're here to break up all that penile c**k-swinging with your girlish anti-penis. Whether you're helping us cook some delicious candy bacon or showing the world how to properly handle a massive meat log, you're never afraid to get your hands dirty alongside the big boys. (Literally. We're huge. Harley is, like, two feet taller than you.)

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Bookitty. This is
EpicMafiaTime
, and you're the undisputed king of the fast food world:
Baconator, Greasy Townie
.

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You're more than just a cheeseburger with bacon. Nah, son, you're the motherf**king
Baconator!
Burger patties, cheese, bacon strips, ketchup, mayo, more bacon strips, and enough grease to lube up 1990s-era Hulk Hogan for three months straight. You're delicious, Baconator. Unfortunately, being delicious doesn't mean you get to have a cool role, so you're just a Greasy Townie in this game. A
delicious
Greasy Townie.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Natirasha. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you get to be a dish that is very near and dear to our clogged Canuck hearts:
Poutine, Greasy Townie
.

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Aside from hockey, maple syrup, fantastic health care, beavers, lumberjacks, maple leaves, Tim Horton's, and Bret "The Hitman" Hart, is there anything more Canadian than poutine? No there is not, and anyone who says otherwise is a f**king liar and you need to stop being friends with that awful person immediately. French fries, cheese curds, gravy, and enough Canadian love and nostalgia to choke a moose -- that's what poutine is all about.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, RedCoyote. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you get the honor of being the culinary abomination that made "EpicMealTime" a household name. You are
Fast Food Lasagna, Greasy Townie
.

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If there's one thing we love more than eating delicious food, it's eating delicious food while getting paid that YouTube money. That's why we're especially proud of the Fast Food Lasagna, our most-watched video (23 million views and counting!) and one of our most delicious culinary creations. Go watch it a couple more times and then lie to my face and tell me that it doesn't make you hungry or horny
or both at the same time.


Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You can't do s**t at night.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when all the not-Town players are dead and there's at least one Town player still alive.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Salamence20. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and if you've ever wanted to entertain the possibility of approaching the vicinity of possibly being maybe about 1/10th as cool as MusclesGlasses, then today's your lucky day. That's because you are
MusclesGlasses, Mafia One-Shot Strongman
.

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"..."


If you were to look up the word "douchebag" in the dictionary, you wouldn't find it because it's a slang term and Merriam-Webster is too snooty for that s**t. Also, I would ask you what was wrong with your phone and/or computer since nobody uses dictionaries anymore. It's 2014, grandpa. Google that s**t.

...what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, your role. You have muscles, you have glasses, and you have an insatiable desire for delicious dead animals. Unfortunately, pumping all that iron at the gym has done some really weird things to your testosterone levels, so now you also have an insatiable desire to kill the rest of the EpicMealTime cast. You know what, though? It's way better to be killed by your muscley hands than by some bitch-ass heart attack caused by years and years of relentless bacon consumption. Really, you're doing them a favor.

You ain't working alone, though. Your partners in crime are
Generic (Bacon, Roleblocker)
and
Lady Lambdadelta/tysker (Cousin Dave, Goon)
. You can talk to each other in this private topic during the Night phases and during the pre-game.

If you ever feel like you need a fake-claim for whatever reason, I can guarantee that
Lemmy Kno
is not a character in this game because nobody gives a s**t about Lemmy Kno. You can trust me; I'm from the Internet.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
During the Night phase, you and the rest of the Mafia team can decide which one of these clueless jabronis gets iced. Only one of you can perform the kill.

Those muscles aren't just for show, though. On any given night, you can enter Hulk Mode to break through any protective measures there might be and
guarantee
that your kill hits home. You may be strong as a motherf**ker, but after years of maintaining a strict diet of Baconators, hard liquor, and straight-up bacon grease, your stamina isn't that great and you can only do the Strongman thing once. And in case it wasn't obvious, clown shoes, you're the only one on the team who can perform a Strongman kill, so don't go getting your greasy ass lynched before you can use it. That would be the opposite of smart.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when the number of Mafia players in the game equals or exceeds the number of not-Mafia players or nothing can prevent this from happening.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Generic. You're playing
EpicMafiaTime
, and you are delicious, delicious
Bacon, Mafia Roleblocker
.

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Do me a favor, dawg. If you ever meet someone who doesn't agree that bacon is the most perfect food on the face of the planet, find the nearest pointy object and shank that motherf**ker until all the stupid bleeds out of him. Bacon is goddamn delicious and you should eat as much of it as you can. Always remember that in an alternate dimension somewhere, sentient pigs are eating strips of human flesh, so it's your duty to maintain balance in the universe by consuming copious amount of bacon and bacon-related products to remind those snooty swines that they're delicious
and they'd better not forget it.


You ain't working alone, though. Your partners in crime are
Salamence20 (MusclesGlasses, One-Shot Strongman)
and
Lady Lambdadelta/tysker (Cousin Dave, Goon)
. You can talk to each other in this private topic during the Night phases and during the pre-game.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
As delicious as bacon is, it has a bad habit of gumming up our hearts with greasy gunk that eventually kills us. Our hearts may be dumber than dumb for not realizing how great bacon is, but since we kind of need them to live, I guess we aren't in a position to question their stupid, horrible decisions. Luckily, you can use this to your advantage since you block roles even better than you block arteries. During the Night phase, you can target another living player in the game. They'll be too busy filling their ventricles with magical heart-stopping bacon grease to perform any night actions that they might have.

Plus, you and the rest of the Mafia team can decide which one of these clueless jabronis gets iced during the Night phase. Only one of you can perform the kill.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when the number of Mafia players in the game equals or exceeds the number of not-Mafia players or nothing can prevent this from happening.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.



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What up, Lady Lambdadelta/tysker. This is
EpicMafiaTime
, and I hope you're ready to straight-up murder some fools, because you are
Cousin Dave, Mafia Goon
.

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"I fully had lines to say, and...you just jacked it all."


What's not to love about Cousin Dave? You've always been the responsible member of the group who holds s**t together, but now you're thinking it's about time to start getting some sweet, sweet revenge on those douchebags that are always trying to hold you down. Oh, what's that? The rules of society say that killing people is illegal? F**k the rules! The rules also say that Jewish people can't eat pork products, but that doesn't stop you from filling every orifice of your doughy Hebrew body with delicious bacon at every opportunity! Why are you a Goon then? Because Harley called you a goon in the Epic Eggroll episode, that's why! Stop asking so many questions!

Anyway, you ain't working alone. Your partners in crime are
Salamence20 (MusclesGlasses, One-Shot Strongman)
and
Generic (Bacon, Roleblocker)
. You can talk to each other in this private topic during the Night phases and during the pre-game.

Daytime Abilities:
During the day, vote to lynch another player.

Nighttime Abilities:
You and the rest of the Mafia team can decide which one of these clueless jabronis gets iced during the Night phase. Only one of you can perform the kill.

Passive Abilities:
Nope!

Win Condition:
You win when the number of Mafia players in the game equals or exceeds the number of not-Mafia players or nothing can prevent this from happening.

Reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you've read and understand the game's rules. And hurry the f**k up -- the game won't begin until I get at least 11 responses.
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Post Post #1298 (isolation #87) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:57 am

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That concludes Mini 1580: EpicMafiaTime! Thanks a lot for playing, everybody! We got off to a bit of a rough start, but overall, this was a fun game to moderate and I really enjoyed watching everyone play. Congratulations, Town!

Hope everyone had fun. :)
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Post Post #1332 (isolation #88) » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:31 am

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Since there don't seem to be any objections, the Mason topic and the Mafia topic are now public.

Thanks for the kind words, you guys. Glad everyone enjoyed the flavor. I had a lot of fun getting in-character and writing it.

Congrats on the Scummy nomination, Natirasha. Well-deserved.

RedCoyote, I'm gonna need a status update on that beard of yours. How is it coming along? On a scale of 1 to this guy, how luxurious is it?

In post 1316, Squirrel Girl wrote:He said that my lack of aggression and fear of being lynched hurt town. I disagree with that.

Um, no, that's not what I said, actually. I could go into detail about the observation I made in the dead thread, but I won't because I honestly find it really funny that you're so disgruntled over something I said when you don't even know what I said.

You won. Town won. Just be happy about that!
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Post Post #1351 (isolation #89) » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:33 am

Post by Skullduggery »

In post 1349, Bookitty wrote:I had a lot of fun in this game. I thought Skullduggery's flavour was excellent on all levels, though I don't know how Skull knew I was the Baconator in real life. :p I feel my culinary experience has expanded significantly, all because of this game. I'd never have thought of eating the sun, burlap sacks, toe jam, Ukrainian women of light virtue or unobtainium; yet, now I have, and I feel I'm the better for it. I was a little disappointed that I didn't have the chance to sample Hufu, but I guess it's best to leave some adventures for the future.

Thanks, Boo. I think this one and this one were my favorites.

Fun fact: The last time I ate a Baconator, I got food poisoning. So screw Baconators.

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