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DEADLINE:
TOO DANDY TO DIE (ALIVE):
"YOU LISTEN! Life comes at fast, just like a raging current. I don't fight it. Going against the flow? That just means you're swimming in place. One day you are too tired to paddle, and suddenly you drown. Hoping was pointless and now you're dead. THE END. Now, going with the flow is where it's at. And that's the dandy way to live."
-Dandy
"We can't waste any more time breaking the fourth wall! If we don't get to work hunting aliens, the story is never going to go anywhere and our viewers will stop watching!"
-QT
"It's heartless. but it's perfectly legal to kill someone who's already dead."
-Narrator
"I've always wanted to die by extreme sucking!"
-Dandy
"You feel something long enough and it becomes a state of being. You don't notice it so much then."
-Pops
"That's the power of boobies, baby! Even just singing about 'em makes miracles happen."
-Dandy
"I don't care about oxygen, I need boobies, nothing more!"
-Dandy
"Speaking of aroused, I'm pretty hungry."
-Meow
"Because of the undies I know you trusting is very goodness idea!"
-Undian
"Pfft, hah, I was already tops back in the day; I raced the toughest courses out there at least a dozen times.
I cut through the competition like they were nothing! The Speed of Light Jacknife; that's what they called me!"
-Dandy
"Funny, I've never heard any of this before."
-QT
"Be still, my hard drive! My circuits rarely get this aroused!"
-QT
"Previously on Space Dandy, I may or may not have mentioned how the Gogol Empire and the Jaicro Empire are at war for control of the Galaxy. But they are. It's kind of a big deal."
-The Narrator
"How did you manage to capture this alien when everyone else forgets that they've ever even seen it?"
-Scarlet
"Well obviously, baby; I've forgotten that."
-Dandy
"It costs more than two Woolongs just to fly this in for processing! Now we're in the red worse than ever!"
-QT
"Flirting is like breathing, my friend. It's a process as natural as it is necessary."
-Dandy
"Once your dreams have gotten rusty, that's all she wrote. Polish them all you want but that ship has sailed. You just gotta trade those crappy old dreams in for a set if new ones. Point is you gotta find your own purpose in life baby!"
-Dandy
"Seems we're facing annihilation once again..."
-Doctor Gel
"Dust in the solar wind, sir."
-Bea
"If there was a contest for misunderstandings, you'd win in a landslide!
-Meow
"A good ass should be felt and not seen."
-Dandy
"Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!"
-Dandy
"Watch what you say or I'll sue you. Defamation of character! Now why don't you shut your mouth and find some fish to eat, you dirty cat bastard."
-Squeak
"What is this feeling?! It can't be! But maybe it is. Maybe this is... Love."
-Prince
"I love boobs."
-Meow's Dad
"Ew! I don't want to hear my dad talking like that! Gross!"
-Meow
"I can't read circle."
-Dandy
"I've got it. What I need to do is join a cooking class.
-Dandy
"Yeah? You gonna bake yourself a boobie cake?"
-Meow
"I think the prolonged lacking of food and water has made him crazy."
-QT
"He wasn't before?"
-Meow
"Okay! Dandy number 1, finish this thought--I am a slave to..."
-QT
"The Booty!"
-Dandy
"Do you know what is especially wasteful? The emotions of living things."
-QT
"Dealing with Alien Hunters day in and day out, I've become something of an expert at sizing them up. So I can tell you, you three are by far the worst hunters I've ever met."
-Scarlet