Mini 1956 - Thread Upick - GAME OVER!

[Porkens]

/confirm

/confirm

[Porkens]

OhiO hi everybody

[Porkens]

I am porkens. Mafia troll and 100% bacon

Ask me anything

[Porkens]

Ham is pork that has been preserved through salting. I wish I had better gammons, I think mine are ugly.

[Porkens]

I used to get pretty salty, but I’m pretty fresh these days. Uncured, thick cut

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All’y’alls funny

VOTE: Porkens

VOTE: Pretentisoudra

I demand entry to that list!

Scum.

VOTE: Porkens

WHY ME?!

Who

Scummy.

[Porkens]

Creature, talk to me.

[Porkens]

Notmaf let’s quicklynch someone

[Porkens]

Cooooool

I already have one scumread.

This is probably a lie.
VOTE: Creature

LAL

Scum.

[Porkens]

So place your vote firmly down upon his brow.

Not the boss of me.

Sorry, mine.

[Porkens]

Answer the following questions on a new line.

1) Is there a player you wish to draw attention to? (# of Doots = Modpost 0 number on playerlist, 5 doots (yourself) if the answer to this question is no)
2) Is there a player you wish to vote if you could? (# of Doots = Modpost 0 number on playerlist, 5 doots (yourself) if the answer to this question is no)
3) Is there a post you wish to “quote”? (doot = post #’s line 1 = 100’s digit, line 2 = 10’s digit Line 3 1’s digit)
4) Related to the above- 1 doot for agreement, 2 doot for disagreement, 3 doots for confusion/clarification, 4 doot for scumminess, 5 doot for towniness, 6 doots for something else, at which point we ask questions
5) Is there a question we need to add to this list? (1 for yes 2 for no)

If you’re posting immediately after a post you wanna respond to, you can just do #4 and skip the prior numbers

Playerlist for reference in case mod changes it capriciously-
1 Ahsoka Tano
2 Assemblerotws
3 Pretentiousdra
4 Radical Rat
5 Not_Mafia
6 Yume
7 Klazam
8 acidphoenix
9 Kop
10 Creature
11 Porkens
12 TwoInAMillion
13 WhemeStar

IF we add more questions to this list, ill collect them and post the list again, and you can then post and we can probably figure out what you’re saying.

Does this look fine to you? This is the simplest methodology i can think of to do this here. (standalone post on your next post for agreement/disagreement will be fine, 3 doots if theres a issue with how this is setup that would prevent you from following it)


SAMPLE DOOTING POST-

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot
Doot doot doot doot doot
Doot

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot
Doot
Doot doot

Which translates to

Attention to Klazam
Voting Nobody
Post 109
I agree with ^
No

Scum.

[Porkens]

Foot foot foot foot foot foot foot

[Porkens]

I would say porkens is scum here

WHY ME?!

[Porkens]

Are you already townreading me?? Hawt.

I dunno about 2ina, but anime name is a good lynch.

[Porkens]

We aren't in the habit of proposing vigs shoot our townreads, so....let's go with 'no'.

Pork and I won as town together in a recent game, so I do remember that. Would like to hope that he's town for our sake:).

Awww thanks 2. Sorry I misread you so bad in board games. I was all wrong that game.

Pretty, if you thought I was scum you would tell them to lynch me.

It’s ok, you can townread me from what I’ve posted already. It’s pretty obvious.

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This needs peer review.

Shooting confirmed scum is a wasted vig shot. It’s the towns job to lynch conf scum.

“Obvious scum”? Yes. But the vig should look inward to judge the obviety of their scumreads.

Again, the vig is not a tool of the town. The vig is a killer with a great win con. Vig should always play as if they are solo.

4 isn’t bad.

Shoot outside of the majority scumreads. Shoot a fake claim. But whatever you do vig, dont waste your shot on me. I’d much rather be lynched.

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And DONT worry about being the “scum MVP”
Fear is the mind killer.

[Porkens]

peer review

I have some very bad news for you..

Oh please, show me the full length and girth of your argument.

[Porkens]

DONT WASTE YOUR VIG SHOT

[Porkens]

I'm fine with both of the hydras lynch targets

Of course you are.

[Porkens]

Scumteam exploded, I felt bad, but mostly robbed of what was supposed to me a really fun game that lasted and didn’t get speed over and then salted

[Porkens]

I would say porkens is scum here

WHY ME?!

[Porkens]

Explain.

[Porkens]

Porkens, who should we lynch today then?

Hi creature! Glad to play with you again

Ashoka and where star had the scummiest RVS, but I dunno who I wanna lynch first.

[Porkens]

VOTE: Ashoka Tano

Unsurprising.

Why?

[Porkens]

Lots of questions getting ignored here.

[Porkens]

My post restriction is making me less inspired to play this game.

Me, too.

[Porkens]

vote: wemestar

[Porkens]

No, I don't need any more information from you. Please don't curse at me.

[Porkens]

Ahsoka, it’s ok . How do you read WhemeStar?

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VOTE: Whemestarp

For people scum reading me what do you think about this vote

I love it.

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Pretentiousdra, can you explain your townread on Wheme ?

[Porkens]

TWO, whats up bro?

[Porkens]

What a useless post!

[Porkens]

I dunno I’m kinda afraid...

[Porkens]

What is?

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Whenestar wagon is stalled Because it’s scum u see.

Creature....personally I townread this wagon members like top tier

[Porkens]

Ashoka and klazam should be willing to vote whemestar. Kop, n0, that’s bad and wrong and scummy don’t trash your town credit like that.

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Well, I was townreading him because he immediately voted for my top scumread, but now that he’s jumped off for no reason, I don’t

Everyone still on the wagon is town though. Who’s your 4th?

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I know and admit it's a bad reason..

[Porkens]

2 for president

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Like, scum aren't posting.

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Oh Jesus stop talking about hydrates plox

[Porkens]

Fry him?

[Porkens]

Yes
Yes
Yes

[Porkens]

Ahsoka, what is your read on whemestar and why?

[Porkens]

I think it means the government takes away out ability to produce towncredits independently and redistributes the towncredits evenly. Only works if you have a underclass to enslave.

[Porkens]

Thats a cool role. Which thread did u pick?

[Porkens]

hahahahahhahahhaha

Vote Whemestar

[Porkens]

VOTE: whemestar

[Porkens]

nah he's vla

wheme is still scum

[Porkens]

I'll lynch Ashoka

[Porkens]

Rat, you were too slow that's all.

[Porkens]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who can we lynch?

[Porkens]

Asoka

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VOTE: ashoka

[Porkens]

I still want whemestar

[Porkens]

unvote

I wanna sheep someone.

[Porkens]

How is he town? There is literally no townposting from him.

[Porkens]

How is he town? There is literally no townposting from him.

You can say this for half of the players in this game lmao

If I give you a signed invitation to scumhunt, will you accept?

[Porkens]

So you get day 1? Looooooooooool no that's a scum gambit guaranteeing a mislynch.

[Porkens]

Maaaaybe if you declair first.

[Porkens]

This isn't about you Porkens.

This is us, RR, and the one soul brave enough to also vote communism with the two of us.


But if you want we can play a game too?

Ooohhhh hey is that a genuine emotion I see peaking out behind the corner of all your artiface? VOTE: pretenshus

[Porkens]

The word you are looking for is "hostage"

[Porkens]

I know what I'd do if it were you RR.

Step 1: I'd accept
Step 2: I'd lynch scum

[Porkens]

Vote whemestar before you go please.

[Porkens]

Oh god...Oh god....I think they are both town

[Porkens]

Ooooo intriguing

[Porkens]

They came to a deal. Pretty cool. Same team I think scum won’t do that or do that for town either way.

[Porkens]

vote: socialism

vote: socialism

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VOTE: socilism

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She m9ght think it’s socialism every day

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Rat just kill pretentious. Break your chains

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Because I want rat to kill pretentious.

Rat, run the numbers of you are both scrum.

[Porkens]

i was lying

[Porkens]

neither do I. This is my new townbloack:

Ahsoka Tano
Yume
WhyMafia
Creature

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RAT, town YOU would NOT want prince prince alive. so if you are town, kill prince. if yer scum, please continue.

[Porkens]

scum you kills prince anyway.

WE control socialism

PRINCE controls us.

PRINCE is, at best, third party.

PRINCE dies or this town will NEVER be free.

[Porkens]

Anyone who votes 2 after that zinger answers to me

[Porkens]

neither do I. This is my new townbloack:

Whemestar
Ahsoka Tano
Yume
WhyMafia
Creature

This is horrible

Better?

[Porkens]

Rat, you are a powerful wizard this game, and if you get rid of shieldbros, I'll support you for longer than if you don't.

[Porkens]

Are you threatening to put me in a vaccuum?

OK, im fine.

[Porkens]

no idea
none

[Porkens]

Psh!
Fe!
Tsk!
Comeon!

I dare you to QUOTE a single post of mine that isn't the apex of scumhunting.

...

See, you can't do it!!!!!!!

[Porkens]

^town

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Because I'm toooootally not scumhunting.
Nice try Prestidigitation!

You aren't. You have never espoused a read unprompted, and the only two non-neutral reads you have are whemestar and us (the latter of which is a clear case of OMGUS). One of the reasons I scum read you originally was that the few posts of whemestar''s you quoted to scum read him were not in proportion to your enthusiasm and willingness in voting socialism with the expectation that rr would kill off whemestar. Unironic posts like this serve to cement that interpretation since you should be embarrassed of your performance, and yet you are not.

scumpost or I eat my hat.

[Porkens]

What the duck is th is shot?

The good part about dictators is they just get things done. If you wanted to hem and have about reads you could have done that in our failed republic.

Tucking kill someone.

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Yes. Do it. Blood for the bloodgood.

The scummily thing happening right now is that you have the power to kill anyone you want but you are taking fucking suggestions.

KILL
KILL
KILL
BE A LEADER
KILL KILL KILL
BE A HERO
KILL KILL KILL

[Porkens]

2iam, do you think our baconator friend is dumb or scum?

We aren't friends sooooooo don't mistake the situation here.

[Porkens]

Also "either scum or dumb" is a really shitty thing to describe someone as.

Get your shit together.

[Porkens]

Worst dictator ever.

[Porkens]

No, you agreed to kill one of the two people that prinsctonbutt told you to and he gave you your Shiites ages ago and you won't do it because.............?

[Porkens]

Choices, not Shiites dunno what autocorrect is doing

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and never answered the question, either.

[Porkens]

p.s. this is why you don't kill 2

[Porkens]

I have an AWESOME role this game. I'm dying to show it off.

[Porkens]

How do you fit such a big brain in such a tiny head radical rat?

[Porkens]

McMenno, it's a pleasure.

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why did you people entrust the lynch to rr what the fuck

I thought he would kill the frat boys over there. MY BAD.

I admit to bad posting because my role is too fucking sweet to worry about anything.

I have NO fear.

Lynching me would be an utter waste, and wouldn’t even shut me up.

I am a cheater. And your rules don’t apply to me.

I can keep posting after I’m dead.

[Porkens]

not for me, no

[Porkens]

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We can't do shit, we gave our power to this puppet dictator.

[Porkens]

I don't think we can. We voted socialism and gave scum the lynch.

so now we wait and try to amuse ourselves.

[Porkens]

Nothing else happens if I die but I guess I'd lose my big shot

[Porkens]

Don't fuckibg lynch me. Shoot for actual scrum plz.

[Porkens]

Huh?

[Porkens]

it's still a mislynch.

socialism has to be voted for.

I will nevr vote for socialism again, if that helps, and I'd do everything in my power to get RR lynched tomorrow.

[Porkens]

WHY WOULD I FOM?!

[Porkens]

Okay so now you're going from literally begging me to kill anyone at all without thinking twice to suddenly caring about mislynches?

I'm bored.

You are just stalling so that you look more town. You are scum.

On the .09% chance that you are town, you need to wake the fuck up and kill someone who is actually scum. How you can scumread me over Whemestar is just mind boggling.

GOOD fuck


DONT kill creature.

[Porkens]

Porkens is funny

Doesn't care if he gets lynched
Suddenly cares if he does
Wants hydra lynched
Now wants rat lynched

WHERE does it say I don't care if I get lynched? QUOTE IT.

WHEN do you say I "suddenly care"

WHERE do I say "I want rat lynched"

WHY shoudlnt I want hydra lynched?

[Porkens]

Pretentious list of things to do to win:

1. Execute either of the two proposed names
2. Vig Porkens
3. Rinse and Repeat.

that's a bad vig shot and you know it.

[Porkens]

Actually it's the best vig shot available.

Actually incorrect.

[Porkens]

Eh, I can't argue with that

[Porkens]

This isn't creature's scumgame

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I'm not worried about it rat

But I'll stop bing nuts tomorrow.

Asho I fully believe is A good good lynch.

[Porkens]

Time is money
Space and time are spacetime

Spacemoney

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I just
I don't even
I can't.

[Porkens]

Though h x fvi

[Porkens]

Bleck

[Porkens]

Some sweety pie gave me a pizza pie last night bee tee dubs

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Grrrrrrr

[Porkens]

Voting socialism early on is stupid and Antitown

locktown

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naw why would scum do that?

[Porkens]

I'm eating my pizza

[Porkens]

^scum.

[Porkens]

What makes you say that

Not reading or giving reads just saying you don't have reads and will read.

[Porkens]

I’d rather you just read and gave reads.

[Porkens]

High school has me busy. I can't dedicate the time until Friday afternoon

Who’s asking for dedication? Just skim and shitpost like the rest of us

[Porkens]

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiyyyyyy whymaf

[Porkens]

Foot foot lunch it foot foot

Eat at joes

[Porkens]

Which is all made up b.s..

[Porkens]

Whemestar is scrum you see

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Aaaassdfhkkl

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My biggest problem this game is socialism + banhammer = BORING

I suspect banhammer of being scum because of the negotiation with socialism to leash the latter.

I suspect socialism for going along with the leashing.

The "here are two choices" is non-committal CYA with an equal chance of bus and mislynch.


What I'd like to see:
1. Socialism lynches Banhammer
2. Socialism lynches Creature (the other of the two choices from yesterday)
3. Banhammer banning socialism and we lynch socialism
4. socialism lynches whemestar I mean what the fwhy is that slot still alive?

[Porkens]

I don't think whymafia has made that type of post in a town game of his before

well I think META META MTAEASDIOhjasdiogfal;sdkgal;skgskldgjl;asdkg

[Porkens]

UC, I dub thee town. What R Ur reads?

[Porkens]

Tell me more.

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like4real

[Porkens]

I'd vote for that.

[Porkens]

Stop voting they don't count

[Porkens]

No, it doesn't. Don't call anyone bitch.

[Porkens]

Right.

[Porkens]

yeah get UC is fine

[Porkens]

Assemblerotws
Pretentiousdra
Radical Rat
Not_Mafia
UC Voyager

Klazam

WhyMafia

McMenno

Creature
Porkens
TwoInAMillion
WhemeStar

[Porkens]

I have claimed a role that makes 0 sense for scum to have. don't waste the lynch on me.

I'll try to improve.

UC business is first. after that I think it'll be easier to shake things out.

[Porkens]

what thread did you pick?

[Porkens]

My ability to read people for alignment is almost completely broken I think.

[Porkens]

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=73773

[Porkens]

I was way more cheerful at the start of this game holy buckets.

Socialism got me down I guess

[Porkens]

prod recieved, sorry.

Um

still got nothing new. Wheme might need to clarify what style of guilty he has, although UC's reaction to that was, frankly, odd.

This is a scummmy post

saying something is scummy is the classic scum move

^scum

[Porkens]

Why?

[Porkens]

Waits

[Porkens]

waiting

[Porkens]

what's your thread, creature?

[Porkens]

I don't SR creature

[Porkens]

not a bad call imo.

VOTE: mcmenno

[Porkens]

bored

[Porkens]

VOTE: pretentious

Do this with me. This is scum I'm pretty god Damon sure.

[Porkens]

nah

[Porkens]

Yeah that's bs. You die.

[Porkens]

I also don't believe Not_Mafia's post restriction. At all.

[Porkens]

No fuck off we aren't retiring socialism Creature 100000% needs death

And I refuse any blame on Ashoka "let me claim an ability I should have used on page 1" moronscumfuck

This is blustering (and I think I know which head blustered it). It's false.

Yeah if Ashoka flips town scum are in

Porkens, TIAM, WhyMafia

Each night, you may select a player to take on an adventure. All actions targeting you target them instead, and all actions targeting them instead target you.

We're literally the closest thing to confirmed town BTW, given how RR claimed to be bulletproof + Wheme day 1 reads. Since nobody poisons the judge deliberately night one.


So shut up fall in line murder Creature thanks

I LOVE it when you try to conftown yourself.

I dont follow your logic here. Mind explaining it again?

whemestar clearly died saving us from the poison thanks

No one would target you.

Show me on this map where the fuck I don't give is

Again, bluster. Panicky bluster to boot.

[Porkens]

Really I don't see any panic

Also please stop trying to project your own opinions onto everyone, because 'no one would target you' is really only a statement about you but thanks

Hypocrisy.

[Porkens]

This a mislynch I don’t think we should rush intoHAHA LOL INCANT FAKE IT

VOTE: WHYMAFIA

[Porkens]

No

[Porkens]

Holdup.

[Porkens]

Wait

[Porkens]

VOTE: unvote

[Porkens]

Actually can we do VOTE: TwoInAMillion instead?

Maybe.

[Porkens]

Yes.

VOTE: 2inamiloion

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VOTE: whymafia

[Porkens]

Both ISO’s are scummy

[Porkens]

Why bussed team as well

[Porkens]

2ina

[Porkens]

I got a pizza last night......

[Porkens]

Sorry it was night 1

[Porkens]

But yeah pm pizza

[Porkens]

Sure

[Porkens]

VOTE: assembler

I dunno

[Porkens]

VOTE: unvote

[Porkens]

Good setup