Mini 1958: Worst (Role) Idea(s) Mafia 3 (Fin)

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So, I showed up an hour ago to 11 pages and a locked thread. Thank frogs it was mostly spam.

Also, VOTE: Assemblerotws His part in the Porkens movement strikes me as the most likely to be opportunistic scum.

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LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

if this is true then his scum mates should be online when that happened. For now, whoever hasn't spoke isnt scum. whoever did is.

Wohoo! Autocleared by the newt of bad theory!

But seriously, multiball.

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VOTE: Archwing

vote klazam please

yes master
VOTE: klazam

...you didn't say smeep

i dont understand this though.

I thought that was a bit toady as well.

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LOL, guessing he said the word when telling his team what his role was.

if this is true then his scum mates should be online when that happened. For now, whoever hasn't spoke isnt scum. whoever did is.

Wohoo! Autocleared by the newt of bad theory!

But seriously, multiball.

what? I don't understand any of this.

I mean, my saying "whoever hasn't spoke isn't scum" fails to take multiball into account. It's bad theory... and the saint of bad theory is a newt of some sort.

Also, we don't know what thread said it. It might have been a neighborhood. Or a lone PT. Or someone in another game, I suppose. Maybe all the remaining scum are concentrated in me and Yume. There are just too many "maybes" to make this a viable criteria for scumhunting.

p-edit: Thank you Klazam... and your WIFOM power is doomed to fade, I'm afraid. You played it too early; we have short memories.

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Anyway, yeah you got me. I'm mafia. Sheep was my scumbuddy, and yeah he did say the word. not gonna say the word for obvious reasons but lol.

The word has no power over you anymore. His death freed from its tyranny. How about this: you tell us the word, and we promise not to lynch you today. Is it Axolotl?



p-edit: Why Archwing?

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Cause I'm a jester and I know all.

That's one complicated role, being some kind of psychic salamander in addition to jester.

p-edit: Do me next! What's my role?

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I'd rather lynch myself than klazam

You seem very confident that Klazam is jester. Taco seems pretty confident that he's bluffing (and scum). Do you believe Taco is lying, or do you think he's just playing mental leapfrog?

@Prohawk, Archwing posted again. So, why Archwing?

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Lynch
The
Liar

I'm not fond of that policy, but I think Klazam our best option for an early push. Caecilians be with us if he starts up the spamming again, though.

VOTE: Klazam

p-edit: a euphemism for jumping to conclusions... though I suppose jumping to conclusions is some sort of euphemism on its own.

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A few things to point out, in what appears to be reverse order of importance: 1) the kind of sarcasm Klazam has been using is a reasonably reliable scumtell (as far as scumtells can be relied upon); 2) taking one player on faith about their read on another player usually helps us sort the game faster; 3) Now that Klazam is closer to lynch, he's not going out of his way to beg for a lynch; 4) if he was jester and wanted to be lynched, why, on Kermit's good earth, would he warn us about the consequences of killing him? Why would he out as jester at all? Why any of it?

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yay!