Buttercup:
We'll never survive.
Westley:
Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
Welcome Massive to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Westley, a
Vanilla Townie!
You've spent months away from your beloved Buttercup as you were captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts. You've eventually come to befriend and take over as the new title of Dread Pirate Roberts. On the way, you've come back to Princess Buttercup as Vizzini and his men tried to kill her. Bound by your love for her, you will go to the ends of the Earth to save her.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Welcome RachMarie to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Inigo Montoya, a
One-Shot Vigilante!
You've been on a path for revenge ever since you were a child. Count Rugen has killed your father and left you physically and emotionally scarred. Ever since, you've been searching for him. You have a sword and you have vengeance on your mind. With your one shot, you can kill your father's murderer.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Welcome Farside22 to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Fezzik, a
Town Double Voter!
You've been hired by Vizzini as an assassin your entire life! You're big and strong. You've been known as an unstoppable colossus, and you can kill ten men by yourself. Despite your potential for murder, you're actually a nice guy with a good heart. And you'll fight for what's right. It's good that you have such strength because it will be useful to find scum.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Buttercup:
Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Welcome Loopdan to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Princess Buttercup, the title character and a
Town Beloved Princess!
. You are a strong woman who will never stop loving Westley and you would sooner kill yourself than you marry someone like Prince Humperdink. Otherwise, you're honestly a bit of a liability. If you die, the next day phase will be skipped - resulting in two consecutive night phases.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Miracle Max:
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Welcome Primate to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Miracle Max,
Town Governor
You can tell if someone is mostly dead and all dead and if someone is dead, you're possibly able to revive them back to life! You've retired from the business but the only reason that you'll help town is to stop Prince Humperdink so that he suffers and fails in his plans. As a one-shot governor, you can protect anyone outside of yourself. You must send me names via PM before the lynch and I will keep that person from dying.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
The Albino:
You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Machine.
Welcome Leonshade to Princess Bride Mafia! You are The Albino,
Town Jailkeeper!
As the jailkeeper for Florin, you prime the King's prisoners and nurse them back to health before the king kills them. In this game, you're not evil. You're not against true love. You're just doing your job! But you're still a jailkeeper and at night, you may choose one player. That player will be unable to perform any actions, but they will be protected from a kill!
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
Liar! Liar! Liar!
Miracle Max the Wizard:
Get back witch.
Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Welcome Shaddowez to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Valerie - also known as The Wizard's Wife. You are a,
Vanilla Town
You've been long married to your husband and you love your husband. More-so, you love true love and when your husband insulted true love, you nearly wanted to leave him. You are essential in convincing your husband to save Westley's life and were it not for you, all may have been lost!
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Westley:
Give us the gate key.
Yellin:
I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya:
Fezzik, tare his arms off.
Yellin:
Oh you mean THIS gate key.
Welcome Nero Cain to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Yellin and you are a
Vanilla Townie!
Let's be honest. You're not the best guy in the world and you're actually employed by Florin Royalty. You're the head of security with them, but at the end of the day, you don't actively work to stop true love. You're just trying to make a buck and survive in this crazy world. That's why you didn't resist when Westley and his team stormed the castle.
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
The Impressive Clergyman:
Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
Welcome DrippingGoofball to Pwincess Bride Mafia! You awe The Impwessive Cwegyman and you are a
Vanilla Townie!
. While you may have performed the King's ceremony, you have evidently and merely just did your job. You wove twue wove moe than anything. You may have noticed that I'm not using any (L)s or (R)s in my post. Wew that means that I'm showing how you should speak. You can't use those wettews and neithew can you! If I see a swip evewy not and again, that's fine - but I don't want to see any egwegious infractions!
You win when all threats to true love are dead.
Westley:
You're that smart?
Vizzini:
Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley:
Yes.
Vizzini:
Morons.
Welcome WingBack to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Vizzini, and you are a
Third-Party Serial Killer!
You are hired by Prince Humperdinck to kill Princess Buttercup, but you are here to do more! You are left bitter based on your hard work yet meager pay and you are looking to kill someone. Anybody. Give me a name each night and you will kill that person.
Prince Humperdinck:
You truly love each other? Then you might have been truly happy! No couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will
Welcome Magna Of Illusion to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Prince Humperdinck and you are a
Mafia Goon!
You are the prince and heir to the country of Florin, and you've found your love in Buttercup, who you plan to marry and then kill. You know about Westley and that they truly love each other and you plan to keep them apart. You are a true enemy to love and you will end it. You win when you all those who oppose you are dead. (non-mafia equally amount of mafia)
Count Rugen:
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so be honest. How do you feel?
[Wesley cries and moans in pain]
Count Rugen:
Interesting.
Welcome Sword of Damocles to Princess Bride Mafia! You are Count Rugen and you are a
Mafia Non-Consecutive Day Executioner!
You are the right hand man to Prince Humperdinck. You've been the master of this big contraception that drains life. One time during the day, you can PM me a name and if that player has HALF the necessary votes needed for a lynch, you could kill them. Note: This only works every OTHER day. You win when you all those who oppose you are dead. (non-mafia equally amount of mafia)
: "What a beautiful horse. Such a beautiful horse deserves a name."
