Mini 1891: Fat Boy Mafia [Over]

[Desperado]

lol now I'm really confused

[Desperado]

aj and gin both playing town in MYLO twilight

Why???

[TheRealGin-N-Tonic]

I don't troll in MyLo, if I scum win I'd fucking soak it up after a victory mislynch lol

[TheRealGin-N-Tonic]

Do you want me to say I'm scum?

[Desperado]

Meh it is what it is.

[Nexus]

"Calm down, Fat Boy," his mum came running in. "Dad's sorry he forgot."

"Sorry won't fix this! Nothing can fix this." Fat Boy began to sob. "Why am I the way that I am?"

Votecount 5.1:

Aj the Epic (3-LYNCH)

- implosion, Desperado, TheRealGin-N-Tonic

Not voting (1)

- Aj the Epic

With 4 alive it takes 3 to lynch. Aj the Epic has been lynched. Flip incoming

[Nexus]

"Here, look, let's have dessert first," Fat Boy's mother was trying desperately to comfort her rotund son. She pulled out a doughnut box.

"Look, I brought doughnuts!"

He lifted himself off of the sofa and dragged himself over to the kitchen, licking his lips. "Doughnuts then chilaquiles?" he begged. It was almost pathetic.

"Yes, son, doughnuts and then chilaquiles. Take whichever one you want"

Fat Boy reached the table and his eyes widened at the sight. Krispy Kreme! He hugged his mum tight. "You really are the best," he murmured.

Grabbing one in each meaty paw, Fat Boy began to devour them, barely taking a breath. However, as he got halfway through his second one, his pace slowed down considerably. Then did his breathing. Fat Boy was choking! His dad tried to heft him up, but was unable to. His mum started hitting him as hard as she could on his back. Luckily, a mixture of furious biting and swallowing dislodged the soft doughnut.

"Maybe I should stop..." Fat Boy muttered.

Aj the Epic - Krispy Kreme Doughnut - Fat Boy Roleblocker - Lynched Day 5

Another memory came back to Fat Boy, once again without his say so or support. He was stood in Burger King, on his own, and he had just ordered three Bacon Double Cheeseburgers. Again, like with the doughnuts, he had wolfed them down too quickly, and this time, an elderly man had hit him in the stomach with his stick, causing the giant to retch them back up. That should've been his warning. It wasn't.

TheRealGin-N-Tonic - Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Back to the present now. Fat Boy's eyes searched the kitchen, trying to find a way out of this spiral. His eyes roved high and low as he tried to discover something that would snap him back into it. Then, they fell on the blue packet on the kitchen counter.

"Mum..." he said, weakly

"Yes son?"

"Did you put those in the chilaquiles?!" he cried, anguished, pointing at the packet.

"Yes son...why?"

"THEY AREN'T THE RIGHT ONES. IT'S GOING TO BE RUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINED" he sobbed now, harder than ever. His favourite dinner, ruined by a simple oversight.

Desperado - Doritos Cool Original - Fat Boy Townie - endgamed

Fat Boy's dad snapped. That was it. He had had enough. Bellowing at the top of his lungs, he screamed at Fat Boy. "THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING ON A DIET. STARTING NOW"

Fat Boy couldn't object. He knew it was right. Dinner was served. Well. A dinner of sorts. Salad. He needed to get used to it.

implosion - Lettuce - Healthy Boy Goon - survived and won alongside Pine and Persivul

PMs, Night Actions and PTs coming shortly

[Nexus]

Spoiler: town role PMs

Greetings Nosferatu, you are Coca Cola, a Fat Boy Odd-Night Cop, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Coca Cola, a most refreshing beverage.

Power:

Cop:

On Odd Nights (1,3,5) you may PM me the name of someone you wish to investigate. If nothing prevents it, you will receive a reply that says “Healthy Boy” or “Not Healthy Boy”

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings -Grey-, you are McDonald’s Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin, a Fat Boy One-Shot Vigilante, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are McDonald’s Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin. The best thing on the McDonald’s menu.

Power:

Vigilante:

Once during the game, you may PM me during a Night the name of someone you wish to shoot. If successful, they will die.

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Alz, you are Krispy Kreme Doughnut, a Fat Boy Roleblocker, and you are aligned with Fat Boy

You are a Krispy Kreme Doughnut. You are expensive but delicious.

Power:

Roleblock:

During the night, you may PM me the name of someone you wish to roleblock. If successful, any action they take will fail.

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings pieg, you are Galaxy Chocolate, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Galaxy Chocolate. The greatest of all chocolates. Fuck Hershey's.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings PranaDevil, you are Honey Roasted Cashews, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Honey Roasted Cashews. Previously only a Christmas treat but now delicious all year round.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Desperado, you are Doritos Cool Original, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Doritos Cool Original. The best Dorito flavour. No salsa.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings TwoFace, you are Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Fat Boy’s favourite from the King.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Firebringer, you are Domino’s Meateor, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Domino’s Meateor. A delicious, but expensive treat.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings massive, you are Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. The only fish he’ll eat.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings WhemeStar, you are Quality Street Purple One, a Fat Boy Townie, and you are aligned with Fat Boy.

You are Quality Street Purple One. Purple tastes delicious.

Power:

Vote:

During the Day you must use your vote to find the mafia.
You win when all threats to the Fat Boy have been eliminated.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Spoiler: scum role PMs

Greetings Persivul, you are Protein Shake, a Healthy Boy 1-Shot Strongman, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with implosion (Lettuce) and Pine (Water).

You are a protein shake. Fat Boy doesn’t want to get those gains.

Power:

Strongman (1-shot):

Once per game, you may make your Kill a Strongman. This means that it is unblockable.

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that Frijj Chocolate Milkshake is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings Pine, you are Water, a Healthy Boy Goon, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with implosion (Lettuce) and Persivul (Protein Shake)

You are water. Water bores Fat Boy

Power:

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that Pepsi is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Greetings implosion, you are Lettuce, a Healthy Boy Goon, and you are aligned with the Healthy Boys, along with Pine (Water) and Persivul (Protein Shake)

You are salad. Salad does not make Fat Boy happy.

Power:

Kill:

During the Night, you may PM me a name of someone you wish to kill. Should nothing stop it, that person will die during the Night.

Vote:

During the Day, you must blend in with the Town. You have got your vote to do this.
You may talk to your team mates at any point in this thread here. You also know that KFC’s Zinger Burger is not in the game. You win when you control the majority and nothing can stop that.
Please confirm by return PM that you are ready to play.

Night Actions:

Night 1:

implosion kills Alisae (success - McDonald's Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin - One-Shot Vigilante dies)
Alz roleblocks Nosferatu (success)
Nosferatu investigates Firebringer (fails - roleblocked)
Alisae vigs Pine (success - Water - Healthy Boy Goon dies)

Night 2:
implosion kills Firebringer (success - Domino's Meateor dies)
Aj roleblocks Gin (success)

Night 3:
implosion kills Edosurist (success - Edosurist dies)
Nosferatu investigates implosion (Healthy Boy)
Aj the Epic roleblocks Edosurist (success - no effect)

Night 4:
implosion kills Nosferatu (success - Nosfersatu dies)
Aj the Epic roleblocks Desperado (success - no effect)

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Dead thread

[Nexus]

Mod thoughts:

Nosferatu obviously misunderstood his result - Healthy Boy means Scum! Shame, because he had implosion bang to rights. Nevermind!

I found an old, passed Normal Game, and added the flavour. That's why I didn't get it reviewed, I figured the balance would be fine.

-Grey- replacing out was shitty. .

Alz replacing out was understandable.

nancy/pieg replacing out because she's unable to keep a secret alt secret pissed me off. I hate alts anyway, but fucking hell if you're gonna sign up, try and competent. Additionally, replacing out because you "can't get into a game" is also a bad reason.

Not a big fan of massive's replace out but I sorta understand it, and massive has a rep for being a good guy so I accept this one.

PranaDevil's replace out was understandable, and it's his fault I'm on this site, so I'll let it slide.

TwoFace's replace out was also shitty.

Basically, I'm pissed off about the amount of shitty replace outs I had to deal with. I'm also not a fan of this shitposting style of game play, and I probably won't be modding a game where I don't use WOTM for a while.

Apologies for both momo and Darklyn. Clearly i need to be more in touch with the terrible player list, but when you're a mod and desperate for replacements, you generally make do.

[implosion]

[Aj The Epic]

I feel so bamboozled.

[Alisae]

Nexus, you did great!
I enjoyed the game!

[Desperado]

dafuq

[Desperado]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Desperado]

other than when my reads were en fuego this game tho

[ThinkBig]

Good job all. Nexus, you did a great job modding and loved the flavor. I so wish I could have played or replaced in, but didn't have the time to dedicate to the game.

Everyone played well. Too bad it ended this way.

[Firebringer]

Enjoyed the flavor nexus.
Sorry if you hated my shit posting.

[Desperado]

there's a weird compulsion site wide to treat games as chat rooms now that I don't understand

[Nexus]

Also, Pine, fuck you for making yourself Post Restricted

[implosion]

I'm generally happy with my play this game.

My first reaction to Nos's claim was that he was an unannounced traitor.

Flavor was wonderful.

Etc.

[Desperado]

with that said it's still alignment indicative...I don't generally see scum participate in a chat session

[Firebringer]

Also, Pine, fuck you for making yourself Post Restricted

It was a great restriction though

[WhemeStar]

I had fun this game sorry Nexus if my play upset you

[TwoFace]

TwoFace's replace out was also shitty.

So you would have rather me stay and been useless? I wasn't into the game. Why not let somebody come in and play to their win condition as if I stayed I probably wouldn't have.

[Desperado]

@ nos maybe next time you give your actual result and not just your interpretation of it lmao