Mafia 26: Suburbia - Game over!

[Crola]

Hey guys, Im back, and I want to start off by VOTE:SPORK76

[Crola]

actually, UNVOTE:SPORK
VOTE: Internet Stranger

[Crola]

that's 9 right?

[Crola]

Crola, what's with the voting of spork, then unvoting and voting IS ... in a span of a minute? Especially since you didn't post anything else in the way of comments/thoughts.

I vote IS because I think he hacked his posts, and I voted spork firsst cause I dont trust him

[Crola]

sycko999, do you realize that with a plastic sergean on the loose, anyone could be any role for one day? If the mafia have the sergean as their ally they can disguise themselves as anyone, ANYONE!

[Crola]

Why would a terrorist get crushed with money? Better yet, who has money to crush someone?

[Crola]

unvote IS vote sycko999 because he's definitely scum

[Crola]

unvote IS vote sycko999

sorry, it didn't bold bfore

[Crola]

I'm a DOCTOR! HAPPY! Now everyone know my role! Halfpint, you keep twisting my words around, I was taking a guess about the role, I mena really, what other role do you think a plastic sergeon has!

[Crola]

P.S. Halfpint, you have one of the scariest avatars ever

[Crola]

It's amazing how everyone is turning on me.

[Crola]

Can someone make sense of that? And why have only eight people voted?

[Crola]

unvote Sycko999, vote IS

sorry sycko, everyone's entitled to their opinion about me

[Crola]

FOS blackhawk

your whole theory on how the mafia will think is suspicious

[Crola]

Sorry guys ... the mathcam post was me. His browser was open and I forgot and just posted from it.

What? You used his name? Are you guys mason group or something?

[Crola]

Unvote:Finimb...Uhhh I mean unvote:Crola

did anyone else notice that? what's up with that anyway?

[Crola]

You never do have to lynch me first off,
second off, I still think that sycko is scum, I just need more proof so I pulled my vote off him.
thirdly, you have no proof i'm not a doctor, and you'll never get any, because I am a doctor.
fourthly, I put an FOS on blackhawk because of his recent statement, it sounds scummy.
fifthly I was the one asking why sycko adressed me as finimb
I believe that covers everything

[Crola]

So I've condemned myself to death all for telling the truth?
The townies will kill me because they think I'm Mafia and the Mafia will kill me because I claimed Doc
not only that, but while you acuse you doctor of being mafia, you've taken all pressure off the mafia

I think he is just an overcaffeinated newbie

this is my first thread, just letting you know
and I'm not spork

[Crola]

So, Internet Stranger wants to lynch me because of erratic behavior, that's no reason to be lynched

[Crola]

you still confuse me, and your FOS just got stronger

[Crola]

Because you two are mafia together, and a newbie never votes his fellow scum, unless one says so....

Interesting, but I'm a doctor, and secondly, I nver said you (black hawk) were mafia, I just suspect you of it, my vote still stays on Internet Stranger, who has a better chance of being mafia than you (blackhawk)

[Crola]

just incase I forgot

FOS sycko99

he seems kind of shady still

[Crola]

that's nine votes! Internet Stranger is lynched now, right?

[Crola]

I ment Motox's post, not Trova's...Ummm...Crola's.

someone explain that?

[Crola]

you can always talk in twilight some people even have twilight kills, and considering Bloojay listed nothing about twilight in his rulse, we are free to talk as we please

[Crola]

I agree with Sycko about two families, and Mole and Phoebus were deffinitely killed by the terrorists, rather than the yuppie familiy, due to the bombs.

I'm curious what our cop found out last night. And FOS: Crola for not getting killed this night.

Why? Did you try to kill me while I slept?

[Crola]

Thank you Peace Bringer, you're the first person to give me any support.

[Crola]

yeah, what's with the delay? Prove my innocence so these insane townies won't kill me.

When you prove me innocent, who's gonna protect me from the Mafia?

[Crola]

Spork's claim is stronger because of yesterdays lynching, so I'm doubting Crola's claim.

How does Spork's claim make you doubt me? He never gave any evidence on what I am yet.

[Crola]

I'm sure many people tried to kill me last night. I had one self protect. I may be a 'newb' but I'm not a moron . . . scratch that. I never should have called attention to myself. I am so dead tonight.

and mepmuff, I'm sure that your mafia, in all your posts, you hint at the fact that I should have been dead. If anyone were to place a hit on me, you'd probbably be the one.

[Crola]

Crola, I had been assuming you had been protecting Spork. If you have indeed been protecting yourself, then we lucked out that none of the bad guys took a shot at the cop. As to your accusations, I'm not sure how to respond to that, as I understand your reasoning. Let me just point out that it was indeed pretty likely that you were the one checked by Spork, so why would a bad guy keep saying what you think he tried to do last night? Wouldn't he keep quiet in the hopes that you'd protect yourself again and take a shot at the cop the next night?

I self protected night 2 and protected, I was able to do both in one night

FOS NanooktheWolf

I agree with halfpint
I would FOS Motox but she saud her comp's buggin out

vote mepmuff

[Crola]

Crola, I had been assuming you had been protecting Spork. If you have indeed been protecting yourself, then we lucked out that none of the bad guys took a shot at the cop. As to your accusations, I'm not sure how to respond to that, as I understand your reasoning. Let me just point out that it was indeed pretty likely that you were the one checked by Spork, so why would a bad guy keep saying what you think he tried to do last night? Wouldn't he keep quiet in the hopes that you'd protect yourself again and take a shot at the cop the next night?

I self protected night 2 and protected, I was able to do both in one night

FOS NanooktheWolf

I agree with halfpint
I would FOS Motox but she saud her comp's buggin out

vote mepmuff

[Crola]

Wow, this is kind of confusing, I'll just stand in the corner for a while

please don't, we need all the comments we can get

[Crola]

this day is going nowhere. we have no leads on who is scum.
2 mafia are dead, one from each family, assuming there's only 2 families
the two people that seem suspicious to me right now are mepmuff and blackhawk

I'm not saying they're mafia, I'm just saying I slightly doubt their innocence

oh and lazarusmoth, apology accepted

[Crola]

What the heck, let me jump on the band wagon

unvote mepmuff vote Nanook the Wolf

[Crola]

no lurker is a good lurker, now, what's up with PBuG?

[Crola]

we all seem so paranoid, for example, we're voting Nanook because he hasn't said anything. This isn't necissarily a bad thing, but how do we know that he seriously hasn't been able to post? a lot of people

just

posted, like PBuG.
Me, on the other hand, has every right to be paranoid. I know that I'm a dead man walking

[Crola]

I dont really care what happens, for I know that I will not die on night 3.

what? why are you so confident?

FOS blackhawk

[Crola]

Blackhawk, all your posts seem scummy, first, your surpirsed that I'm alive, and your so confident about your living through at least 3 days, and you don't care who get's lynched. You better start making excuses and fast, I'm torn between lynching you and nanook.

[Crola]

You can lynch me all you want, you wont find me as scum, unless your one screwed up cop

is that a claim? if so, now the mafia know your not mafia, in which case they might kill you tonight, so then, how are you impervious to death till day three if you just claimed innocent
or your a godfather with protection from being investigated

[Crola]

unvote nanook

yeah, I was about to point out that she(motox) said that her computer was buggin out, but sycko beat me to it.
let's not be too hasty, I sure Bloojay is well informed of this
as for blackhawk, we still have no role on him and frankly, I don't understand why the mafia would target an unamed possible townie over a doctor or a cop. Don't forget people, we have

two

mafias. That means they have two night kills, but assuming both try to kill me tonight, Spork will live another day.

[Crola]

wait, does Phoebus have any advantages now that he's back in the game?

[Crola]

Can I start a campaign for Bloojay to reveal Phoebus's role PM so that the rest of us aren't playing at an informational disadvantage?

recky, what do you mean by this?
and why did PeaceBringer quote himself?

[Crola]

I was afraid that Blackhawk might have told the truth, and Im still afraid that he's not mafia, but he should not have made those stupid posts, I was holding back my vote on him, but after that beatiful display of words by halfpint, I am swayed to do what I am about to do

vote Blackhawk

[Crola]

who made voting so tough!? We're all so paranoid we'll kill the first person that goofs up. It's like a silent room, and the first person that sneezes is the one who gets shot
does that make sense?

[Crola]

all I can pray for is that we have another doctor around, if we do, please save me, I will protect spork.
secondly, please dont take what I am about to say in any bad way, I am not pointing fingers, I'm just talking about irony

halfpint, to me, comes off as a townie, and I assume she does to a few other people considering nobody has even come close to comparing her to scum. in this sense I trust her, but I think it would be increadably ironic if it turned out she was godfather. either way, she is a very good speaker. please don't twist my words because im not accusing anyone of anything, all im saying is that i'll be laughing my head off if she's mafia
I think I also convey my complete and total paranoia while I write this

[Crola]

vote blackeagle he just normaly doesn't act like this

How does he normally act?

that was answered, not like this
and spork, what's up with the eagle thing, he's a hawk

[Crola]

since we're on the topic of names, all of you who have been pronouncing mine worng, it's pronounced Crola, the 'o' sounds like the 'o' in got. My name is not pronounced (Crow la).
Just something I'd like you guys to know

[Crola]

yeah, please, If we wanted to hear about STD's we'd go to a health class

[Crola]

fhe needs one more vote. please, someone vote him and let this dayend already

[Crola]

hmmmm, I never though about a suicide bomber. If you look at it the other way, it could be he kills the person that shoots him at night, it's not neccisarilly a day thing.

[Crola]

motox, pbug, and SpeedyKQ should talk more

[Crola]

investigate either halfpint, phoebus, or anybody else who talks a lot, or investigate someone who doesn't talk a lot, like motox, PBuG, or SpeedyKQ. either way, we find out someone's innocence.
the way things are going, Blackhawk probably won't be someone you can investigate tonight

[Crola]

this may be my last post guys, if I'm to die in the night, I want you all to know that I never trusted anyone of you, and you should be ashamed for trying to kill your doctor
but if I live by miracle, or the mafia has mercy, let us all hope the next morning will be a sun shiney one, with lot's of dead mafia

[Crola]

Yep, it's my fault you claimed early.

no, it was Halfpint's fault I claimed early

[Crola]

oh well, you learn from your mistakes, or in this case, from your deaths

[Crola]

Hi guys I'm back, and I just wanted to point this out

Cop Falls In Line Of Duty, But Perp Goes Too
As spork, Suburbia's faithful cop, was walking down some street according to eyewitnesses, when all of a sudden, a strange man in a black coat ran up to him and beat him repeatedly in the head with his immensly large wallet. After the cop no longer writhed on the ground, the perp began to walk away, when a random missile flew at his body, and in minutes, the body (ID'd as Phoebus, a card-carrying mamber of the international yuppie society) was no more than little human bullion chunks.

spork76, Cop, beaten with a fat wallet.
Phoebus, Yuppie Family Goon, blown to bits.

Look at this, did no one else find the mistake? How could the goon be a perp if he wasn't the Godfather? Only the Godfather can kill if I'm not mistaken.

[Crola]

spork probably found the Mayor guilty because most mayors are corrupt, this may be a sode effect for Halfpint, that whenever she is investigated she comes out guilty even though she's the townie mayor

[Crola]

sorry for the triple post, but I just remembered
Phoebus was not an SK, for anyone confused, he was just an unusual doctor
if there is an SK, I don't think he's attacked yet, because there has only been two types of deaths, being hit with a wallet or sued (yuppie family), and being blown up (terrorists) the SK would probably have a different death sequence

[Crola]

oh no, I just realized something I'm really really really sorry for so many posts, this won't happen again
if Halfpint's mayor, and assuming her role only works on the town side, including cops and doctors, then if someone doesn't follow what she wants them to vote, then she'd know if they were mafia or not. but if it works on mafia too, then theres no way for sure to tell

[Crola]

FOS PeaceBringer FOS Flying Dutchman

she's the mayor no matter what, we know that thanks to STD. I highly doubt her being mafia, so right now we'll have to stick with the idea that she's good
we'll take her woord for now

[Crola]

yeah, I was wondering what happened to Speedy KQ, he barely posted at all this entire game
oh, and Halfpint, how'd you make your gender sign disappear, just curious

[Crola]

FD, how did you miss that information? Don't you read the thread?
that sounds like an OMGUS FOS

[Crola]

vote PeaceBringer

you really want halfpint dead, just as Phoebus did. Now whether or not you're a townie or mafia, I don't know, but the way things are going, Halfpint seems innocent, and considering we have no tip offs from any cops as to know who's who, your a good place to start
we shouldn't lynch the mayor until we find out more of what's happening, but so far the mafia seems to really want halfpint dead, which makess her all the more valuable to the town side

[Crola]

The terrorists killed a yuppie, either way they won

[Crola]

mepmuff brings up a good point, if HalfPint doesn't pose a threat to us, why should we worry?

[Crola]

mepmuff, if halfpint is mafia, then that would make look like mafia too.
Iwas the one that said I'd be laughing so hard if it turned out she was a godfather, who knows, maybe mayor=godfather.
this will be vote 6, the amount needed to lynch, if halfpint is innocent, we made a big mistake

unvote PB vote Halfpint

that's the lynch

[Crola]

that's seven votes for HalfPint and it's six to lynch
well, if she's telling the truth, we screwed up

[Crola]

why deny it to death though? it doesn't make sense.

[Crola]

someone explain to me what just happened, are these people townies? I think they are but w/ screwed up roles

[Crola]

Vote SpeedyKQ

for being the biggest lurker ever, I can't believe we didn't lynch him any sooner, the guy wrote about 5 comments this whole time, I think he's scum

[Crola]

at least inhim's post contribute something, sure he's a lurker, but SpeedyKQ has said certually nothing that adds to the game so he seems to me to be more of a lurker than inhim

[Crola]

what's questionable about my motives? we have two lurkers about, I picked one to vote for, and he gave me an OMGUS vote, if anything, that just makes KQ look even scumier in my opinion.
Inhim, you have any comments to add? If you don't start speking soon, I might be swayed to change my vote

[Crola]

oh, and I'd like to point out that KQ only started talking when I accused him
would he have posted if I hadn't?

[Crola]

i think that whoever killed the pervert w/ the Bush/Cheney '04 campaign sign was a terrorist, think about the irony

[Crola]

inhim, I don't think there is an SK.
there would be more deaths each night if there was, yet currently there's only been one for each mafia
I think Sycko's post is misleading, all he said was that the SK would have tried to kill me, that's a fair arument, who wouldn't have tried to kill me, I was a doctor with poorly posted posts, heck, a lot of the townies wanted me dead too.
I am know Sk, which is what some of you might accuse me of when I post this, I'm just saying that I don't think there's an SK
think about it, there's 8 people left, 2-3 have to be mafia, we know this because there's still at least one Yuppie, and one or two Terrorists. that leaves five other people, of which we know there's over two townies, decreasing the number of people left to have the SK role to less than 3
not only that, but Bloojay seems to have created many unusual roles, these are probably the roles that the less than 3 people have, and again, the SK would have noticably been killing by now if he existed

[Crola]

I'm rather afraid to find out what the pervert does, or worse, what he did

[Crola]

I'm not sure where the "Ultra-phobic" part of it comes in though.

I was just kidding, Bloojay's roles sound 'interesting,' I hope he tells us what tehy do/did at the end

[Crola]

if the nosy neighbor did spy on people, how is it different than a cop? is the NN always sane? does it always see the correct thing, or can it misinterprate? does the Godfather come up as 'innocent' always?

[Crola]

okay, so then what does a pervert do?

[Crola]

so since I voted a lurker you accuse me of being scummy?
I wasn't the only one that voted mind you

[Crola]

lazarusmoth did try to save the mayor.
whether that's good or bad I don't know

FOS Lazarusmoth

[Crola]

Lazarus is right about what he said, yet so was PeaceBringer.
I agree with Lazarus though, with this many people left, we should definitely have good proof and agreement before we randomly vote someone

[Crola]

the funniest thing about that is that it's not ironic,
although if I were to accuse a third person of lurking it would be him
he posted enough to not be a lurker, but still

[Crola]

unvote

vote : Crola

Crola wrote:

lazarusmoth did try to save the mayor.
whether that's good or bad I don't know
FOS Lazarusmoth


And later on he wrote:

Lazarus is right about what he said, yet so was PeaceBringer.



He straddles the fence not once, but TWICE, a classic scum behavior, according to classic scummers.

it was a different topic I was agreeing with him on

[Crola]

Unvote Speedy KQ Vote Recky

I checked back, Speedy was right about Recky, he has been lurking and low on info, I say we attack him if anyone, right now I'll be cautious about these next few lynches, we still have 2 active families, and as I said before, that means they have about 3 minimum, these votes will be crucial

[Crola]

Now I know we're headed in the wrong path
the people posting might all be townies, and those lurking might be the scum
also, mole, hypocracy means the practice of claiming to have higher standards or beliefs than is the case.
I think you mean hypocrite, because I don't see how that applies

FOS Mole

for improper use of English

[Crola]

agreed

[Crola]

Yes I do, I was hoping it wouldn't come down to this, but I'm a cop.
I was retired until the first cop, Spork, died. So, I've only had one night to investigate, and if I die tonight, all I got was PeaceBringer innocent, I could be insane, sane, he could be Godfather, or I could be a novice, but this is all I know

[Crola]

if you lynch me, you waste a lynch, and kill a cop, let's make this lynch useful
besides, I'm probably gonna die in the night after my claim
we are running low on townies, if you kill me, we're probably doomed, let's make today count

[Crola]

I still say we go after Recky

[Crola]

Sycko wasn't the only one hopping on the band wagon!
Out of everything said and done this game, he has made almost no mistakes
that was only one of the few
what make him seem like scum, in my eyes he is only a townie, at least give himself a chance to speak before he's lynched, otherwise none of you are any better than him when he voted Speedy

[Crola]

I told you Speedy was scum

good game everyone, this was a fun first game for me, and I sort of won

[Crola]

yeah, me too
also, did you choose what weapons the Yuppies killed with or did the actual mafia choose?

[Crola]

Well, you know what they say Halfpint
"When life throws you lemmons, say 'Screw you life, screw you and your lemmons!'"
I got that from some site

[Crola]

Thanks, Bloojay, for the great game!