Mafia 112: Ridiculous Drama! (Game Over, town win!)

[Papa Zito]

Oh hai.

So I actually read this thing, in all its unholy glory. I started reading it like, you know, "hey where the scums at?" but somewhere around page 10 it morphed into this incredible train wreck and I was just along for the ride.

Seems we have a guilty on someone, and everyone is sitting around wringing their hands about it. This is a Large Normal, yes? As in, Normal? No weird daycops and other stuff in Normals, I believe.

Re: SK-as-vig, no, too dangerous. I want that thing dead.

Here's a good plan: Lynch Konowa, then lynch Unsight. Y/y?

vote: Konowa

[Papa Zito]

Ahh, but PZ its like this - the SK has no chance of winning if he doesn't play nice nice. Every day alive is a shot at it.

And, well, there's soo many that need to get killed.

Eh? I don't think that's how it works.

What's your wincon, Konowa?

[Papa Zito]

I've never played SK. I dunno what the "normal" SK wincon is.

How bout you just tell me?

[Papa Zito]

Now, will he betray us? Of course - when the opportunity presents itself. The trick, aye, the rub, is making sure that doesn't happen.

This is the part I'm worried about. We get further along, have some bad luck, and suddenly we're in a position where lynching the Sk really isn't an option.

I mean, I obviously see the benefits here. But ^^^ that's what I'm worried about. That's why I want to know his wincon.

[Papa Zito]

Normal wincon is killing everyone else soo.

Ohh yea, its a worry down the road. We have to, ya know, make the scums dead to make this not backfire.

But, well, if we didn't make them dead we'd lose anyways sooo

Arrite, but if this backfires you're grounded.

Let's lynch the scum nao.

unvote: Konowa
vote: Unsight

[Papa Zito]

Argh.

We can shoot that one too.

[Papa Zito]

If yesterday's Screaming Death Clan weren't so blindingly obvtown I'd agree, but I have no issues leaving the SK in Fate's hands. (lol?)

Also that prevents possible nighttime shenanigans.

[Papa Zito]

I had Warcraft flashbacks when I typed it. heh

I'm not really in favor of letting the SK live, if we are going to do that anyway (which I think we are regardless of my opinion) may I suggest we do this for one night only?

Why the hell would he cooperate for just one night?

If we're going to do this, let's do it whole-hog, yaknow?

My other alternative are MEHPLUSRAWR, Chronopie and Mae (if he still are in the game).

If I were a leashed SK, I'd shoot Meh.

Those others are ok too.

(target-rich environment, this)

[Papa Zito]

Er. Well.

Fate has the leash. Fate gave the list. Don't kill me plz though I just got here.

FTR I wanted Meh shot (or et or whatever) but I guess the order doesn't matter.

If Chrono isn't dead by morning Chrono dies tomorrow.

[Papa Zito]

lol

The SK is the best scumhunter here.

[Papa Zito]

Eh?

[Papa Zito]

I really think we need Konowa to get in here and say what happened last night before we do anything else.

[Papa Zito]

I'll go ahead and say why.

The deal was that he lives as long as he kills who he's supposed to. Fate gave a list and DTM wasn't on it. While I'm glad that DTM turned out to be a great target, that wasn't the deal. So I want to know why we shouldn't hang him if he's decided to go rogue.

[Papa Zito]

^^^ This is where to go next, yeah.

[Papa Zito]

I don't want him replaced during night tho. :/

[Papa Zito]

Arrite, I'm cool then.

vote: Chrono

[Papa Zito]

wat

[Papa Zito]

wat

[Papa Zito]

No I mean seriously. Someone actually

claims SK in thread based on your info

and the the whole town

makes a big huge plan based on that

and you choose NOW to start tapdancing around and throwing out goofy mod conspiracy theories?

In a Large NORMAL game?

I dub this The Sad Page.

[Papa Zito]

You're forgetting the "we'll lynch him soon lololol" part.

What, he's just going to say he's a vig haha just kidding and we're all going to laugh and have fun tea parties?

[Papa Zito]

But, when he actually FLIPPED vig you'd be in real trouble and get lynched because there's pretty much no reason to lie about things like that.

Or unless the mod is screwing with us

LOUD ANGRY WORDS

[Papa Zito]

Happy scumday SpyreX!

Any thoughts?

You first.

vote: LukePukeDuke

[Papa Zito]

-Imports Lemons-

Ooh look is says:
Konowa-n1: DTM
Jacob-n2: Maemuki
Spyrex-n3: nv
Jag Johan: Sir Cyandie

<_<

Huh?

I'm vanilla. Night 1 I had one scoop. Night 2 I had 2 scoops. Night 3 I decided to go a little wild and threw in some sprinkles. Last night I had a tummy ache.

[Papa Zito]

Okay then.

FTR I think this might be a day too early but yaknow.

[Papa Zito]

(I've got secret reasons TM)

I figured.

The vig's still out there JS.

[Papa Zito]

What the hell happened ITT?

[Papa Zito]

Okay wait no.

(I've got secret reasons TM)

I AM A POWERFUL WIZARD

And by that I mean vanilla.

hurrrrrrrrrrrr

So SpyreX is going for the gold and leading the town by the nose?

Let's kill all the vanillas but not Spy?

wat?

vote: SpyreX

Can't believe you're scum.

[Papa Zito]

I haven't had much of a chance really, Pom. This game is kinda like that one scene in Temple of Doom when they're riding in the mine cart, and I get the feeling we're about to zoom off the track but not have conveniently-placed moar track on the other end.

[Papa Zito]

Welllllllllllllll I'm not really gonna get into a pissing match about it. (lol I rewrote this like 50 times and ended up taking all the snark out)

Kill me tonight so I can feel slightly less responsible for whatever shenanigans loses the game for us tomorrow.

@Spy: All nice and neat amirite?

[Papa Zito]

As you desperately Papa Zito off the nearest cliff

I guess I can take some solace in becoming a verb.

I think the town was overpowered a bit. I was going to make that argument and try (desperately) to sway someone to a PR lynch instead. But it was after midnight and I fell asleep.

[Papa Zito]

QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/3quPLwZvPHL7p

*Papa Zitos SpyreX off a cliff*