Mafia 40: The Worst Game Ever - Game over!

[Pie_is_good]

Backup Mod: Cadmium

Welcome to the worst game this site has seen. All sorts of stereotypes you've grown to know and hate (and quite a few stereotypes you've never seen, but would hate anyways) have joined together to kill each other for fun.

Day had broken over a pleasent little thread. Few had died, and the town didn't like that. In a flury of votes, a lack of reasons, and no time for roleclaiming,

Pie_is_good

, the mod of the little thread, was lynched. It wasn't particularily clear that the mafia were making a move for the town, but it was pretty clear that you wanted each other dead, anways.

RULES

(stolen, paraphrased, and made up)

-MY WORD IS FINAL. I'm the evil, power-hungry mod. I don't make mistakes. If you make a mistake, like with votecounts or something, let me know and I will graciously fix it for you.

-USE NORMAL VOTE FORMATTING. Votes will only be counted if they are in bold. Use the format

Vote: Pie

and

Unvote: Pie

. Always unvote before revoting, or your vote won't count.

-DON'T SUCK. Although this is just a game, play your hardest. It's better for everyone that way.

-REFRAIN FROM GENERAL JACKASSERY. I will

replace

anyone who's being evil for no apperant reason. Be nice. Share.

-NO QUOTING ROLE PMs. This

will

get you modkilled. You may paraphrase all you'd like; but direct quotes which are clearly word-for-word will get you killed.

-NO TALKING OUTSIDE OF THREAD. ...unless your role specifically allows you to.

-NO RELEVANT POSTS AFTER DEATH. You can make one "bah" post, but nothing further.

-If you have any further questions about the way the game works- e.g., related to day/night, no-lynches, etc., PM me.

Still Breathing

: (3/24)

Windslicer (

replacing NanookTheWolf

) -

n00b Mafia Goon

Astronaut -

n00b Mafia Goon

Sineish (

replacing Jadesmar

) -

n00b Mafia Goon

Respitorally challenged

: (21/24)

Talitha-Townie- BANNED, Night 1
Leonidas-Mod Liked Him (doctor), Modkilled, Night 1

Emptyger-n00b mafia goon, lynched day 1

Thesp- ZONEACE- OMG PWNed and Modkilled, Night 2
Blackberry- Vanilla Townie- Really actually modkilled, day 2
Kaoticity - Opportunist Admin (vig), lynched day 2
Carrion Pigeons- Ridiculously Complicated Role that nobody really likes but the mod uses, anyways, Modkilled Night 3
Dragon Phoenix- Cheater (townie recruiting mason)- OMG PWNed, Night 3
Spork76- Inactive Power Role (backup doctor), lynched day 3
LoudmouthLee- Hacker (cop), Modkilled Night 4

Thok- n00b mafia goon, lynched day 4

The Fritzler (

replacing Macros

)- Spammer (roleblocker), OMG PWNed, Night 5

Maximumum (

replacing Coron

)- n00b mafia goon, Modkilled, Night 5

Vikinfan- Comod, Lynched day 5

InHimShallIBe (

replacing MastermindofSin

(

replacing MageofSpades

))- Mod Briber (cop), OMG PWNed, Night 6

Wacky- Internet Strenger (delayed SK), lynched day 6

Dranko20- Townie, lynched day 7
RangeroftheNorth (

replacing Rolandofthewhite

)- Townie, OMG PWNed night 8
Vesuvan- Shameless Bandwagonner, OMG PWNed night 9
Kerplunk, Townie, killed in Endgame

Seol, Mod, killed in Endgame

[Pie_is_good]

It is now

night 1

. Please send choices. No deadline yet.

[Pie_is_good]

Leonidas

was walking home. Things hadn't been the same since the mafia had moved to town. Everyone had gotten... suckier. That's why he took it upon himself to use his influential connections in high places-- the mod. Given that I liked him so much, he could presuade me to keep one of his friends from dying at night.

...it started raining. Hard. Leo pulled his jacket over his head and started sprinting towards home.

*CRACK*

Leonidas caught a conspicuously placed lightning bolt, never to be heard from until he signs up for another game.

Leonidas, Modkilled, Night 1

...and as the last of you finish your nightly wanderings, everything suddenly turns bright and sunny and you congregate at the town square.

You all begin to talk about who the mafia might be when you suddenly realize that

Talitha

isn't contributing. Further inspection reveals that she isn't able to post, or even log in.

Talitha, BANNED, Night 1

Inspection reveals that Talitha was nothing exciting; just a garden-variety townie.


You quickly decide that this is nothing a little fictional rope can't fix. Get lynching!

With 22 alive, it's 12 to lynch

[Pie_is_good]

Yes, Leo was a doctor.

Front page updated. Thanks, roland.

[Pie_is_good]

[mod note: Leonidas was nightkilled. He did nothing wrong. ]

Votecount of official firstness

Kerplunk- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
Emptyger- 1 (LoudmouthLee)
LoudmouthLee- 1 (Emptyger)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Roland- 1 (MageofSpades)
Emptyger- 1 (Vesuvan)

[Pie_is_good]

Thank you for admitting your mistake, Vesuvan. Please try again.

[Pie_is_good]

The New page votecount of many votes on many people

Roland- 2 (MageofSpades, Thok)
Emptyger- 2 (Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)
Kerplunk- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
LoudmouthLee- 1 (Emptyger)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Nanook- 1 (Wacky)
Macros- 1 (Kaoticity)
Wacky- 1 (Thesp)

12 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

The Votecount of Slightly Less Crapiness (I hope)

Emptyger- 3 (Kerplunk, Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)
Kerplunk- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Nanook- 1 (Wacky)
Macros- 1 (Kaoticity)
Wacky- 1 (Thesp)
Vesuvan- 1 (Dranko)
Roland- 1 (Thok)

12 to lynch.

Macros, please unvote first.

[Pie_is_good]

Blackberry replaces Obelix, effective immediatly

[Pie_is_good]

I edited the votecount... I had Emptyger listed twice as

Emptyger- 1 (Vesuvan)
...
Emptyger- 1 (LoudmouthLee)

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Votecount

Emptyger- 3 (Kerplunk, Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)
Blackberry- 3 (Vikingfan, Kaoticity, Wacky)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Macros- 1 (Seol)
Wacky- 1 (Thesp)
Vesuvan- 1 (Dranko)
Kaoticiy- 1 (Blackberry)

no comment

as to Seol's questions. Not my place as a mod to say anything about that.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Emptyger- 5 (Wacky, Nanook, Kerplunk, Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)
Blackberry- 2 (Vikingfan, Kaoticity)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
Jadesmar- 1 (Macros)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Macros- 2 (Dragon Phoenix, Seol)
Wacky- 1 (Thesp)
Vesuvan- 1 (Dranko)
Kaoticiy- 1 (Blackberry)

12 to lynch

Indeed. Macros needs to unvote first.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount for reference on the new page

Emptyger- 6 (Macros, Wacky, Nanook, Kerplunk, Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)
Blackberry- 2 (Vikingfan, Kaoticity)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Macros- 2 (Dragon Phoenix, Seol)
Wacky- 1 (Thesp)
Vesuvan- 1 (Dranko)
Kaoticiy- 1 (Blackberry)

12 to lynch

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Votecount

Emptyger- 9 (Spork76, Carrion Pigeons, Kaoticity, Macros, Wacky, Nanook, Kerplunk, Vesuvan, LoudmouthLee)

Blackberry- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork- 1 (Rolandofthewhite)
MageofSpades- 1 (Astronaut)
Macros- 1 (Seol)
Wacky- 2 (Emptyger, Thesp)
Vesuvan- 1 (Dranko)
Kaoticiy- 1 (Blackberry)
VikingFan- 1 (Dragon Phoenix)

12 to lynch

[Pie_is_good]

You all string up Emptyger in the town square, and in great spirit of the game, you then decide to start debating the merits of that lynch.

Regardless, though, a later investigation reveals that Emptyger was exactly the person you wanted to get rid of.

Emptyger- n00b mafia goon has been lynched!

Congratulations, town!

[Pie_is_good]

Thesp was innocently walking along when suddenly, out of nowhere, came a very confused member of the town. They wore a tuxedo much too large for them and fumbled around with a rope. After attempting to strangle Thesp, they finally gave up, talked in 1337speak for a little while, asked him a few questions about how voting works, and finally walked away. Somehow, they managed to kill him.

The Autopsy would later reveal that he had been OMG PWNED to death.

After the mafioso had left, the clouds cracked open and a booming voices shouted, "THESP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?"

Thesp's lifeless body remained lifeless.

"DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME!"

After a few more moments of the voice from above yelling at Thesp, a lightning bolt came down and struck him.


A search of Thesp's house revealed that he was ZONEACE. Although fairly worthless, at least IS had to seek vengance before being able to wreak havoc on the town.

Thesp- ZONEACE- Modkilled and OMG PWNed- Night 2

You all decide that the clear way to solve this is to kill each other more.

Get lynching!

[Pie_is_good]

A search of Thesp's house revealed that he was ZONEACE. Although fairly worthless, at least IS had to seek vengance before being able to wreak havoc on the town.

His death triggered something for "IS (internet strenger)". This is bad for the town. You get general details, but you don't get his full role PM or anything like that.

[Pie_is_good]

He was protown. It will be clear when someone is anti-town-- their rolename will include "mafia" or I will name them as an "SK" or something.

[Pie_is_good]

Maximumum replaces Coron, effective immediatly

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Blackberry has been prodded

[Pie_is_good]

OK, here I am.

I've been debating myself over this. I don't think telling Kaot to look at the thread was an issue, but

using the information gained via AIM for purposes in-thread

is bad.

I don't think Kaoticity did as much wrong, so Kaot has been officially warned (but shall remain alive).

I'm sorry, but as per my own rules, this warrants a modkill. I gotta stick with what I said earlier.

Blackberry was innocently walking along, chatting with Kaoticity while taking a break from the town's hectic lynching process. Blackberry accidently let something slip, and suddenly, the clouds parted and everything went dark.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Thinking quickly, Blackberry replied, "Uh, I was just promoting the flavor the game."

But it was too late. Blackberry had vanished in a puff of logic. Kaoticity went back to the town's forum, not even realizing that the mod had just shamelessly ripped off Douglas Adams.

Blackberry, Vanilla Townie, has been really actually modkilled

...for purposes of avoiding situations like these, I'll request that you leave prodding to me. And yes, you may always prod me.

It is still day.

-pie

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Kaoticity-4 (Maximumum, Macros, Wacky, Spork)
Wacky-1 (Thok)

19 alive, 10 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

I am going to be away Monday the 14th - the coming Friday. Yaw the awesome has agreed to fill in as a replacement mod. You shall love him as you love and obey him as you love and obey me.

Should the game go into night... the deadline will be exactly 4 days after night falls, or Friday. Whichever comes later. Send choices to me.

[Pie_is_good]

Here's hoping this one doesn't come through in triplicate like our mod's last post...

Fixed, thanks.

SpeedyKQ got nothing on me.

[Pie_is_good]

Update: I have *most* nightchoices. There's been a small issue with one that needs to be clarified.

[Pie_is_good]

Dragon Phoenix

was innocently walking along, feeling bored with his life. Why live as a normal townie when the mod had no idea what you were doing, anyways? After attempting to get some townies in to his impromptu masonery, he finally bit the dust via short mafia guy that killed Thesp.

Dragon Phoenix, OMG PWNed, Night 3

Meanwhile,

Carrion Pigeons

was trying to figure out his role. The mod had given him one of those insanely confusing roles that nobody really likes but the mod wound up using anyways. Fortunately, he was put out of his misery by another well-placed lightning bolt.

Carrion Pigeons, Modkilled, Night 3

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Thok- 5 (Vikingfan, Macros, LML, Spork, Vesuvan)


...I will get ye replacements sometime soon.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Thok- 7 (Roland, Wacky, Vikingfan, Macros, LML, Spork, Vesuvan)

9 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

Mastermind of Sin replaces MageofSpades (That's right, MoS replaces MoS), I'm still in the market for Jadesmar.

[Pie_is_good]

Yes! I

love

this game!

5 brownie points to Seol and LML

Votecount

Thok- 3 (LML, Spork, Vesuvan)
LML- 1 (Vikingfan)

9 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

Sineish replaces Jadesmar, effective immediatly.

...however, he's having internet troubles (I think...) and so he will be away for a very short period of time.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Wacky-3 (Seol, Vesuvan, Thok)
Vikingfan-2 (LML, Wacky)
Thok- 1 (Spork)
LML- 1 (Vikingfan)
Spork-1 (Roland)

9 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Wacky-6 (Maximumum, Vikingfan, Nanook, Seol, Vesuvan, Thok)
Vikingfan-2 (LML, Wacky)
Thok- 1 (Spork)
Spork-1 (Roland)

9 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

Front page fixed- I had 17 alive instead of 16 alive. Still 9 to lynch. Sorry for confusion.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Spork-8 (Nanook, Dranko, Thok, Seol, Roland, VikingFan, Astronaut, Maximumum)
Wacky-2 (LML, Spork)

9 to lynch.

Prods going out.

[Pie_is_good]

You all gather 'round Spork and string him up, confident that you just whacked a mafia. A search of his house reveals nothing that suspicious.

"Well, it looks like we got a mafia," said an arbitrary townsperson.
"How do you figure?"
"He didn't have a gun."
"So?"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people!"
"Then how did he kill people?"
"With his stethoscope."

Spork, Guy with the power role who goes inactive (backup doctor), has been lynched.

'tis night.

[Pie_is_good]

I got a request for a replacement (potentially two). I'll spend as much time as I can finding replacements, and I'll try to have the game up by Wednesday.

Sorry for the long night, and thanks for bearing with me.

-pie

[Pie_is_good]

You awaken to find 3 of your members missing. Macros, Jhawk, and LML are nowhere to be found.

...however,

The Fritzler

and

inHimShalliBe

quickly move in to town to fill some spots.

The Fritzler replaces Macros and InHim replaces Jhawk

But LML was not so lucky. You find him in a dark alleyway, struck by lightning 578,924 times. Don't you

hate

it when that happens?

LML was the local hacker, who could get in and discover the allignment of a player. Cop.

With 14 alive, it's 8 to lynch

GO!

[Pie_is_good]

OK, I'm here. Sorry, all. My computer was acting up on me, but I got everything fixed.

You all gather 'round Thok. In a desperate move to save himself, he quickly claims IS.

Silly n00bs and their false roleclaiming.

Thok was a

n00b mafia goon

. Congratulations, town!

'tis night.

[Pie_is_good]

The town awakens to find 2 of their own dead once more. Or, rather, 1 of their own.

You find

Fritzler

dead, thoroughly noob'd. He was the local spammer, who could keep someone from sending in a nightchoice. The town has lost a roleblocker.

Fritzler- spammer (roleblocker)- has been OMG PWNed

You resume talk about who the local mafia could be, when suddenly

Maximumum

disappears in a puff of flavor text. Clearly the work of the mod.

...however, a quick look in to Maximumum's background reveals that she was up to no good.

Maximumum- n00b mafia goon- has been modkilled

You all bury Maxi, sing and dance on her grave, bust out a bottle of whiskey, and get lynching.

[Pie_is_good]

Oh, right. And WindSlicer is replacing Nanook.

Sorry 'bout that.

[Pie_is_good]

'Tis indeed a lynch.

You all string Vikingfan up. A search of his house reveal nothing interesting. Well, to be more specific, he doesn't have a house. He was one of those guys that sits in the clouds and messes with the players for fun. He was a crappy mod trying to end the game fast.

Vikinfan, Comod, has been lynched

Congratulations, Town!

(Yes, he's scum.)

Night falls like a bad power point presentation.

Prods shall go out as well.

[Pie_is_good]

WORSTGAMEEVERVILLE - This morning, the quiet town of Worstgameeverville experienced trouble. Amid the citizen's quiet routine lives of taking their kids to school, buying dinner, mingling in the town forum, and lynching each other, one of the town's own was found dead.

InHimShalliBe

, the town's cop, was found dead. Forensics experts estimate that he was OMG PWNed seven times, twice in the leg and five times in the chest.
"We just can't imagine who could have done such a thing," comment Mr. Good, the mayor of the town. "Inhim had been an invaluable part of our squad for 6 days. Whoever is responsible for this will pay."
"Inhim was a valuable part of our (mob) justice system. His vote will be sorely missed," commented a townsperson that requested anonymity.
Medical experts of Worstgameeverville are currently looking into the deaths that have plagued the town. Death has been responsible for 100% of the mortality rate, and scientists have yet to find a cure. Although they had hoped to SEE CRAPPY FLAVOR TEXT, PG. 7A

InHim, Mod Briber (cop), has been OMG PWNed.

Thread will be unlocked shortly.

[Pie_is_good]

I prodded Dranko and Roland as requested at the beginning of the last night. They both confirmed that they are still active.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Dranko-1 (Kerplunk)
Astronaut-1 (Wacky)
Wacky-1 (Astronaut)

5 to lynch

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Votecount

Wacky-3 (Astronaut, Vesuvan, Sineish)
Dranko-2 (Kerplunk, Wacky)

5 to lynch

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Wacky-4 (Seol, Astronaut, Vesuvan, Sineish)
Astronaut-3 (Kerplunk, Wacky, Dranko)

5 to lynch

[Pie_is_good]

And that's lynch!

You all drag Wacky to the gallows and string 'im up. He was an SK that got certain benefits from not killing at night.

Wacky, Internet Strenger- Delayed Serial Killer- lynched, day 6

Night.

[Pie_is_good]

DEADLINE: Monday, November 7th. But if you get choices in earlier, I'll love you.

[Pie_is_good]

You all wake up and search the town for any freshly dead bodies.

Then you realize that you did, indeed, all wake up.

No Deaths. Get lynching.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Astronaut-3 (Dranko, Vesuvan, Kerplunk)

5 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

I did prod him, he told me he'd post tomorrow.

Given that many tomorrows have passed, I'm looking for a replacement.

[Pie_is_good]

I have been trying to find replacements... I've asked around alot on AIM. Off top post a thread...

I haven't abandoned you. Sorry this is taking so long.

[Pie_is_good]

RangeroftheNorth replaces Roland.

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Votecount

Astronaut-2 (Kerplunk, RangeroftheNorth)
Dranko-2 (Windslicer, Vesuvan)
Vesuvan-1 (Dranko)

5 to lynch.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Dranko-4 (Sineish, RangeroftheNorth, Windslicer, Vesuvan)
Astronaut-1 (Kerplunk)
Vesuvan-1 (Dranko)

5 to lynch.

Dranko needs to unvote before revoting.

[Pie_is_good]

Should it be Dranko-4?

yes.

[Pie_is_good]

Should it be Dranko-4?

No, it should be Dranko-5. Duh.

Dranko- Townie- Has been lynched

'tis night.

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Day breaks in a disappointing lack of flavor text with

RangeroftheNorth

dead.

RangeroftheNorth- Townie- OMG PWNed, Night 8.

[Pie_is_good]

*poke*

I'm expecting this to run slowly over Thanksgiving weekend, so no deadlines be imposed. For future reference, please post here if you have limited access.

[Pie_is_good]

Votecount

Astronaut-2 (Seol, Vesuvan)

4 to lynch.

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Votecount

Astronaut-3 (Kerplunk, Seol, Vesuvan)
NoLynch-2 (Winslicer, Astronaut)

4 to lynch.

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Votecount

Astronaut-3 (Kerplunk, Seol, Vesuvan)
NoLynch-3 (Sineish, Winslicer, Astronaut)

4 to lynch.

...Given the votecount, there's a good chance of stalemate. Therefore, I will...

DEADLINE: Monday, December 12th. Retractable only if progress is made.

[Pie_is_good]

No Lynch is Brutally Not Lynched.

Night.

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Day breaks with only 5 of you alive.

You find that

Vesuvan, Shameless Bandwagoner

, has been OMG PWNed. This time, though, you're lucky enough to see Sineish standing over him.

"Well, that makes things easy." says Kerplunk, and he votes Sineish.

Having conveniently woken up at the exact same time, Astronaut and Windslicer come running on to the scene...

With that,

Sineish, Astronaut, and Windslicer, n00b mafia goons,

,pull out their Weapons of OMG PWNage. Astronaut steps forward. "Uh, I think we outnumber the town. That means we win, right?"
"Oh, crap. I guess you're right. Well, Good Game." Comments

Kerplunk the Townsperson

"NOT SO FAST" Booms a voice from above. "THY MOD WILLS THY GAME TO COMMENCE." A lightning bolt descends from above and hits Astronaut. Astronaut shrugs it off.
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT, MORTAL?"
"You can't kill. It's not night yet." Replied Astro.
"OH, RIGHT. CRAP."
The 3 n00b mafia goons quickly

VOTE: THE VOICE FROM ABOVE

.

Seol, Mod,

falls over dead, Lightning Bolts radiating from his Finger Of Suspicion.

"Well, now we get to kill Kerplunk." Comments Windslicer.
"No we don't. You don't have to play it out if you already outnumber the town." Replies Sineish.
"Oh, right."

With that, everybody disappeared in a puff of flavor text, and WorstGameEverville Blipped out of existance.

GAME OVER, n00b Mafia Wins!

Details coming.

[Pie_is_good]

THE ROLES

N00B Mafia: EmpTyger, NanookTheWolf, Jadesmar, Coron, Astronaut, Thok (in that order)

You are the N00Bs of the site, thrown together into a mafia bound to crash in burn. Fortunately for you (and unfortunately for everyone else), you have advantage in numbers. However, with all the name confusion and rules clarification, you really have poor, at best, communication at night.

You are a mafia of 6: EmpTyger, NanookTheWolf, Jadesmar, Coron, Astronaut, Thok. You may not talk to each other freely. Each night, you will all send me exactly 1 message containing:
-A message to your scummates. I will redistribute these messages after I receive them all. This is your only way of communicating.
-A vote for who you want to kill.
-A vote for who in your scum group you want to perform the kill.

In case of a tie in either of the last 2, EmpTyger's vote will be the tiebreaker. If Emp isn't on one of the tied “bandwagons”, or is dead, Nanook will be next tiebreaker, and so on.
The tiebreaker list is:

Emptyger, NanookTheWolf, Jadesmar, Coron, Astronaut, Thok.

Good Luck and have fun. 0/\/\G u /\/00Bz0rz.

-Pie


Crappy Modding Team: Mod: Seol, Comod: VikingFan

You two are some of the worst mods this site has seen. You are modkill happy, you can't control the players, and the game sucks. It's your job to kill everybody and end this fast.

You two are a mafia of bad mods, acting normally. Seol, the Mod, is a Godfather (he can't be killed at night, and he shows up as innocent to cop investigations. Both those will be forfeited for the night each night he performs a kill). Should Seol die before VikingFan (the comod), VikingFan will be promoted to Mod and gain Godfather status.

Extra credit if you two make a point to bicker in thread as much as possible.

Good Luck, have fun, and all that good stuff.







Internet Strenger: Wacky

Ahh, what crappy game would be complete without IS? I really don't think I need to describe the flavor of this role to you...

You are effectively a delayed SK. Before you begin wreaking havoc, though, vendettas must be settled. Right now, you work as a Zoneace cop-- you will send me a person each night, and I will tell you if their role is “Zoneace” or not. You also have a 1-shot-vig that will fail if not placed on Zoneace.

Once Zoneace is dead, you become an SK. You are unkillable and show up innocent to cop investigations, but you lose the ability for the night each night that you kill someone.

Zoneace: Thesp

You are effectively a townie, but you do have some use-- to stall IS from wreaking havoc on the game. The person with the role “Internet Strenger” is antitown. They want you dead, and will become much more powerful when you are dead. If you happen to outlive IS, you will be a normal townie. So just try to survive. Like I needed to tell you that.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

Opportunist Admin: Kaoticity

You are a board Administrator who finally got smart. You decided to use your powers for your own benefit. Each night, you can Ban somebody from the boards, effectively killing them. In less words, you're a vig.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

Shameless Bandwagoner: Vesuvan

You have no free will of your own, you just like to jump on whichever bandwagon suits your fancy at the moment.

If you are on the lynching bandwagon anywhere from 2nd – halfway through the lynch (rounded down), you will receive nightkill immunity the following night.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie


Mod-Briber: MageofSpades (insane)

You have a brain and a Paypal account, and sometimes that's all it takes in these games. In exchange for steady payoffs to yours truly, I'll tell you if someone's innocent or guilty. Effectively a cop; but for all you know, I could just be screwing with you...

Good luck and have fun,

-Pie

Cheater: Dragon Phoenix

You have an annoying habit of ignoring the “No PMing outside the game” rule. Unfortunately, there's no way for me to stop you.

You have 2 choices each night:

1: send someone a PM. They can't send anything back; it's a 1-shot 1-way communication.

2: attempt to form a impromptu mason group with someone. If they aren't a townie, they'll be too busy with their role to take on another job. If they are, though, they will be bored enough with the game that they'll join you. You get 'em as a mason for the rest of the game.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

Townie: Obelix (blackberry), Kerplunk, Dranko20, Rolandofthewhite, Talitha

Aah, yes. Ye townie. You win with the town, no nightchoices, etc. Yes, I know you already know that. Yes, I'm just telling you to rub it in. Blame random.org.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

You are a townie. Go blame random.org.

-Pie.






spammer: Macros

You are the local spammer-- you fill up someone's PM box with all kinds of useless crap. The possibilities are endless.

In this case, you get their PM system so overworked that they can't send any nightchoices for that night. Effectively a roleblocker.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

Ridiculous Role: Carrion Pigeons

You have the ridiculously complicated role that nobody really likes but the mod uses, anyways.

You do this:

Target 2 people; if either one targets the other, then you may predict tomorrow's lynch. If you do, get the role of each person that targetted the other.

Good Luck with that.

-Pie

(sane) Hacker: LoudMouthLee

You are a Hacker. Brought up by little nerdlings, you can now hack into somebody's PM account and discover their innocence or guilt (effectively a cop). However, you're not too sure of your abilities...

Good Luck and Have Fun

Mod likes you: Leonidas

Fortunately for your friends, you have connections in high places. I happen to like you (says random.org). You may convince me each night to offer one of your friends protection from ye killing forces. You have lucky friends. Unfortunately for you, though, I'm too cheap to let you save yourself.

Effectively a doctor.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-Pie

Inactive Power Role: Spork76

You are the lucky guy who gets the big role, but then you wind up not showing up and screwing the town over.

In this case, you're a doctor who isn't paying attention. You only start trying once the real doc dies and people start screaming for a new one.

Effectively a backup doc.

Good Luck and Have Fun,

-pie

[Pie_is_good]

NIGHT HISTORY



NIGHT 1

-n00b mafia votes for Emptyger to kill Seol (fails due to Godfatherness)

-crappy modding team has VikingFan kill Leonidas

-Wacky investigates spork76 for Zoneace-ness (no)

-Kaoticity vig's Talitha

-MageofSpades (insane) investigates Roland (gets guilty)

-Dragon Phoenix attempts to masonize Macros (unsuccesful)

-Macros roleblocks Talitha

-Carrion Pigeons targets Dragon Phoenix and Leonidas (fails)

-LML investigates EmpTyger (guilty)

-Leonidas protects Macros.


N00b Mafia Voting:

Nanook: Thok kills Seol

Emptyger: Emptyger kills Seol

Jadesmar: Emptyger kills ???

Astronaut: Jadesmar kills Thesp

Thok: Thok kills LML

Coron: Coron kills Talitha











NIGHT 2

-n00b mafia votes for Coron to kill Thesp

-crappy modding team has VikingFan kill Thesp

-Wacky investigates Blackberry for Zoneace-ness (no)

-Kaoticity vig's Blackberry (but is roleblocked)

-MageofSpades (insane) investigates Coron (gets innocent)

-Dragon Phoenix attempts to masonize Thok (unsuccesful)

-Macros roleblocks Kaoticity

-Carrion Pigeons targets Kaoticity and Seol

-LML investigates Blackberry (innocent)

-Spork protects Dragon Phoenix

n00b Mafia Voting

Nanook: Coron kills Thesp

Emptyger: DEAD

Jadesmar: NO CHOICE SUBMITTED

Astronaut: Choice received late due to PM troubles; vote nulled

Thok: Thok kills LML

Coron: NO CHOICE SUBMITTED












NIGHT 3

n00b mafia has Thok kill Dragon Phoenix

Crappy Modding Team has Vikingfan kill carrion pigeons

Wacky kills nobody

MageofSpades (insane) targets LML (guilty)

Dragon Phoenix attempts to masonize LML (unsuccesful)

Macros roleblocks Vesuvian

Carrion Pigeons targets LML and Seol

LML investigates Seol (innocent to godfatherness)

Spork protects Roland

n00b mafia voting:

Nanook: Thok kills Dragon Phoenix

Emptyger: DEAD

Jadesmar: NO CHOICE SUBMITTED

Astronaut: Astro kills Dragon Phoenix

Thok: Thok kills LML

Maximumum: Astro kills Seol














Night 4

-n00b mafia votes for Thok to kill LML

-Crappy modding team has Vikingfan kill LML

-Wacky kills Nobody

-InHim (insane) invetigates Vesuvan (guilty)

-Fritz roleblocks Thok

-LML investigates Wacky (innocent due to godfatherness)

N00b mafia voting

Nanook: Thok kills Wacky

Emptyger: DEAD

Sineish: Maximumum kills LML

Astronaut: Sineish Kills LML

Thok: Thok kills LML

Maximumum: Astronaut kills Seol




















Night 5

-n00b mafia votes for ____ to kill ____

-Crappy modding team has Vikingfan kill Maximumum

-Wacky kills nobody

-Inhim (insane) investigates Seol, gets guilty

-Fritz roleblocks Roland

n00b mafia voting

-WindSlicer: Maximumum kills the Fritzler

-Emptyger: DEAD

-Sineish: Maximumum kills Fritzler

-Astronaut: Astro kills Vikingfan

-Thok: DEAD

-Maximumum: Sineish kills Inhim






















NIGHT 6

-n00b mafia votes for Sineish to kill Inhim

-Crappy Modding Team doesn't kill.

-Wacky kills nobody

-Inhim (insane) investigates Astronaut and gets Innocent

n00b mafia voting

-WindSlicer: Sineish kills Inhim

-Emptyger: DEAD

-Sineish: Astronaut kills Inhim

-Astronaut: Sineish kills Inhim

-Thok: DEAD

-Maximumum: DEAD
























NIGHT 7

-n00b mafia votes for Sineish to kill Seol

-Crappy Modding Team doesn't kill.

n00b mafia voting

-WindSlicer: Sineish kills Seol

-Emptyger: DEAD

-Sineish: Astronaut kills Seol

-Astronaut: WindSlicer kills Vesuvan

-Thok: DEAD

-Maximumum: DEAD




























NIGHT 8

-n00b mafia votes for Sineish to kill RangeroftheNorth

-Crappy Modding Team doesn't kill.

N00b mafia voting

-WindSlicer: Sineish kills RangeroftheNorth

-Emptyger: DEAD

-Sineish: Sineish kills Vesuvan

-Astronaut: Sineish kills Kerplunk

-Thok: DEAD

-Maximumum: DEAD

[Pie_is_good]

My thoughts and comments:

-The game setup had powerful scum and powerful town. The town got fairly unlucky with many strong roles dying early.

-There were just over 1/3 scum, but 6 of them were handicapped. The n00b mafia had 1/4 of the game enlisted, and they were the town's biggest threat. Other than that, there was IS the super-SK and Mod/Comod the semi-super ridiculously small scum team.

-The town had fairly traditional roles-- not too many new and exciting things. Given that this is my first game modding, I thought it would be better.

-Modkills: I debated with myself over modkilling fairly heavily twice in the game, and I went both ways. On the Berry/Kao incident, I decided that Berry bringing outside in was bad enough to warrant the kill, but Kao just saying "lol" was fairly innocent. The other almost-modkill was on Dranko for saying "Oh well... I guess I'll just go blame random.org!" I considered this dangerously close to role PM quoting (The townie PM said to blame random.org). I just sent him a warning PM, but in 20/20 hindsight, I probably should have. It certainly affected the game (though it turned out ultimately to not be enough), as Roland was able to catch it and confirm him innocent.

-LML had no vote-related sanity restrictions

-I was suprised that the Admin Vig (Kaoticity) decided to kill. Macros saved his own life night 2 by roleblocking Kao.

-I was suprised Seol decided not to kill the last night. Given the NoLynch when it seemed Astro was the obvious lynch, I would have thought it would be clear that there were 3 of some scum group or another left. But, hey, I can't judge well given that I already know what's going on.

More as I think of it.

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

-The many replacements I used.

-The many people who didn't need to be replaced.

-Fritzler (after his death) and AndrewS for modding advice.

-Thok for his constant reminders, even after he was dead.

-Seol for his reminders

-Anybody else I've missed.

Thanks for playing!

-pie.

[Pie_is_good]

Yeah, the n00bs knew who each other were. They just had restricted conversation at night.

[Pie_is_good]

2 complaints, which should be mentioned

1. This really should have been in Theme Park.
2. Twilights lasted ridiculously long.

1. I think people were reading too much in to the "theme." The Worst Game Ever thing was mostly just an excuse for flavor-- it didn't change things too much. Most roles were normal, or at least normal-ish. I did consider that, but I figured as long as it didn't tweak the roles

too

much, I'd be fine.

2. You guys had this really annoying habit of lynching on Wednesdays, the one day where I rarely get a chance on the computer (and stay up late doing HW as well). Yeah, that was a problem. Sorry.

What I want to know is why RolandoftheWhite said that he knew that Dranko was a townie.

Indeed, it was the Role PM. At first, I made the mistake of giving Ranger his PM over AIM (and just telling him 'townie'). I realized that it was going to screw things up, though, and I sent him his full PM.


As for the n00b PMs, I deleted most so there wouldn't be night-to-night choice confusion (and I deleted alot just before the move). I have a smattering, but if any n00bs have them that'd be great.