NY 176: Completely Ridiculous Mafia (Game Over)

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Fuck it, this is my new GTKAS page ish.

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So my username is old enough to drive in almsot every state in the US. By itself. About to celebrate its 18th birthday. God I still remember the day Cabd was born. It was a lonely morning, sitting in front of the Top Gear (SNES) winner screen, scrabling to get a 4-letter name entered before I had to go to school. (Kindergarten Afternoon shift represent!) So I got lazy, scrambled up ABCD. And I'll be damned if that name hasn;t stuck to this day.

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Fun Fact: I answer to "cabd" as readily as both "zack" and "zackary"

Unfun Fact: Giffy apparently hates me calling him giffy :~(

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But seriously did anyone see the FNC vs OMG game? Holy fuck i'd be kicking myself if i'd realized I was a zhonia's and an autoattack away from victory.

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I still want one of {tsm, c9} to escape quarters though.

But I'm gonna miss the TSM game so nobody spoil me pelase.

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Because I'll be camping at San SImeon near Hearst Castle. Then touring Hearst Castle. Dude was fucking loaded. (Also has a pretty neat swimming pool)

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I am surprisingly not drunk yet. Somebody tell me if I should get drunk or not.

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Swimming pools are fun. I miss mine. When we moved after my parents divorced, neither of their new places had one. My dad had a hot tub but he won't let me use it...

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Why didnt you out your guilty on AP earlier?

It just wasn't in the dice at the time.

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That said, one thing about where I live that i will miss is having two water parks within 15 minutes drive. And skiing 45 minutes drive.

...and any sort of ocean not-lake within 3 hours

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Cause that seems silly.

#regrets

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another pagetop?

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Damn he sniped it. GUS I LIED MY GUILTY IS ON TWIE

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Did you only become a gunsmith after both gunsmiths died?

Or how does backup backup work?

Did you inherit the even night restriction from MVP?

I get behind the gunsmith, back him up to the wall, stab the everloving fuck out of him, and then take his tools. Do I look like the kind of lamer that only operated every toher ngiht? Fuck nah full gunsmith.

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Well I mean my name isn't smith so I'm either a gunzack or a gunayello.

Did I mention my family has been denied a business permit due to mafia ties?

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Because that totally happened and it's why we spell our last name like that instead of the proper Italian "aiello"

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You know, I have to respect scrambles. He was making excuses to justify the fact I was walking towards him with a gun and could still be town right till the very end. Shame I had to kill him. I really didn't want to.

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I am still convinced that the flip was incorrect and ika is the traitor.

Only if GM corrects the flip.

It was wonderful.

Everyone who doesn't already know it will enjoy my flip.

You're welcome.

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This reminds me a lot of 165, by the way, where town AND scum tried to lynch me and failed for like 4 days.

* shakes fists at TSO *

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Does anyone have any non bullshit things to say today?

You're not interested in my past? Jerkass.

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You guys really lucked out by having the player formerly occupying scramble's slot not CCing the fuck out of MVP, for the record. I feel like that was something that was supposed to have happened.

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Well, i mean you were pretty obviously scum yesterday.

But i'd still choose to lynch Ika and lose over pulling him through 3 scum lynches.

Please ask GM to fix the flip, she won't take my calls anymore. Something about "restraining order" and "never again"

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To be fair this is how I play scum when I get lazy, super obviously antitown and still get by on reputation.


(Hi ffery this is me burning my new scum meta to the ground, enjoy arms race restart, mwahahahahahahha)

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Yeah, but to off set that he also didnt use him ability N1 so I mean I guess that balances out?

Technically? Fuck if I know, this game has certainly lived up to its name so far.

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ssyhsfhmh

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HA!

...Wait I can't edit that into actual words, fuck

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WAIT WE JUST PASSED TOOMAI'S GAME.

THANKS FOR THE EASY MISLYNCH, TOOMAI~

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HA HA GM IS OFFLINE ON SKYPE I GET TO WALL IT UP ALL NIGHT


(and just to be safe, brb spamming her skype page with tvtropes links, she'll never check)

Liesssssssssss

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Oh don't get me wrong, ika lynch was probably pro-everyone. He was too loose a cannon and was crazy enough to yolohammer anyone and everyone, even himself.

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I do find it odd that of all the things to pride himself on, he chooses the one that is most hated of him.

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Well it's not like I'm self hammering, I think AP's drunk passed out with iecerint after leagueing it up, fuck if I know where the rest are, sooooo~

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You can... as soon as aegor gets online, or AP finds a magic cure for a hangover, or.... uh there's somebody else i'm forgetting maybe. I MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY DRUNK OKAY

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Wait no I think that was four?


TSO-IZ-TWIE-CEPH?

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I mean this is the penguin alien micro all over again for you, TSO. Game was over when I hammered ika.

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I'll do the tvtropes thing regardless though

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Also metroid prime was the best thing ever and fuck team ninja for the abomination that is other M.

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And now everyones gone.

I'll never leave you, babe.

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Im dumb.

Well I'm not one to deny your clearly superior logic here, but don't put yourself down like that. You're doing just fine.

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Also this is probably my last normal for a while unless begged. Because of the hydra policy change plus "fuck the NRC's opinion of what constitutes fair"

You guys never actually had a big chance, even with the gunsmith duo and nurse and vig. Like "titus draws vig" is the most antitown shit ever. And giving ika vanilla town Sealed your fucking fate

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I wish metroid prime was like a real 2 stick shooter though instead of the 1 stick abomination that the GC forced it into.

Dolphin says hi.

Also the trilogy edition on the wii had precision shooting and OH MY GOD IT WAS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG

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Where's aneninenenenenenenennenennnnenenenenene and kagami to translate things into pidgeon for us?

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TSO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK HIS SPECIES TO HIM

He only understands the langues takei and pidgeon. And poison-fire types.

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Also the fact that there is no poison-fire type combo is fucking dumb. NINTENDO PLZ

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HEY AP REMEMEBER THAT GAME WHERE YOU GOT FUCKING OWNED?

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BECAUSE I DO

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ARE YOU CRYING YET?


ARE YOU GONNA TRY AND PUNCH ME AT TITUS MEET?

BECAUSE THERE'S A LINE FOR THAT SHIT

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AND I CAN KEEP STEPPING ON TITUS'S FACE SO THAT SHE GETS FIRST ROUND DRAFT

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Hey this is me too.

(mutiny)

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I hope retro studios gets metroid back, for the record. So much better at it. I wouldn't even cry if we went back to the 2d style a la fusion but less "HI MY NAME IS COMPUTER HERES A LINEAR PATH YOU CAN NEVER DEVIATE FROM EXCEPT TWICE AND BOTH TIMES WE JUST ACCOUNT FOR IT AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE"

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AP I AM TRYING TO GET YOU UPSET ENOUGH TO TRY AND OUTDRINK ME AT TITUS MEET

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IT WILL BE GLORIOUS BECAUSE I CANNOT HOLD MY LIQUOR LIKE AT ALL SO WE CAN DUEL RECK'S KOGMAW COSPLAY WITH OUR OWN

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MINUS THE COSTUME BUT WITH EXTRA VOID OOZE

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I mean I already won since I got hammered a few pages ago i think?

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I am pretty sure i got hammered there, so yeah.

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Say what you will, this truly was a completely ridiculous mafia game.

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And I applaud GM for turning to the dark side of the alignment pool. Welcome to the club. We have trolls.

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I dont think you ever went past L-1.

I'm pretty sure I did, but either way we won't find out until GM wakes up and then sorts through about 50 TVT tabs.

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:~(

The real Glenn Beck wouldn't be this slow.

I TAKE BACK YOUR TITLE DAMMIT

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Anyone have a good topic for me to move on to?

Post-midnight showers are kickass. Tresseme does really well on my hair. WHICH IS GETTING LONGER!

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LIKE I CAN SEE IT WHEN I WALK AROUND NOW

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You guys have no idea how much of a goddamn achievement this is for me.

I was so sad cutting it for anime expo. BUT IT IS BACK

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Hey guys serious question which was worse. Nero (not cain) in 165 or ika in 176?

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FOr the record, IZ, you were the worst in OoT. Fucking yes and no being switched. YOU OWE ME MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK

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Oh also game is already over I had four votes on me at one point or another.

But don't let that stop you! You can keep this streak going!

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AP you rezlize this means our drinks score is now you owe me more than i owe you. I intend to find fancy hard to make cocktails using shit like advocaat and lemoncello for mine.

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If you guys want feedback, I was the IC of this game, just ask.

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Too lazy, too busy spamming. I trust past-me to have counted right.

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Besides even if that was the case can you lot really handle another week of this shit? I'm bringing my phone hotspot camping.

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I wonder how long my ISO is.

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What the fuck TSO and cephrir are both ahead of me.


You two doth bitch too much.

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I shall prepare my gifs.

That said if you guys actually dont end up lynching me today (assuming I somehow am not already lynched) this is going in my wiki right next to 1531.


Damned if you do, damned if you don't~

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I have a flight to eagerly await tomorrow. Well that and work. But work is "sit at this desk and play mafia and answer the phones i guess" so it's more like play than work.

So I really shouldn't be up. But I'm playing with all of you guys instead.

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Fuck that guy who attempted suicide in the FAA station by the way.

Brought down the entire Northwestern air space just because he wanted to go out in flames.

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Oh while I'm at it, does anyone here have prior travels in the Saint George, Utah area? Trying to find a nice cheap safe hotel to stop at on my way to chicago this november.

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Or kearney, Nebraska, for that matter. Three day drive of doom, etc etc.

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Nobody? Fine. Guess I'll ask elsewhere. Tough crowd tonight yeesh.

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This is actually probably my last game until at least new years unless one of my hydrae partners drags me into one. Too focused on my move and hype thereof because HOLY FUCK NO MORE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. I really lacked the commitment to see this one to the end so I am very glad it's over.

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I'm lonely. If you guys think that ignoring me will make me go away tough, you're sorely mistaken because I will start doing madlibs with dead townie names Oh wait, everyone dead is town anyways. HAHAHAHAAA

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Also wtf is with new soraka. Half the players say she's OP half the players think she's shit. At least come to a goddamn conclusion so I know if I need to learn her or not yeesh

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Does anyone else get slightly weirded out by freshly washed pillow sheets? Like.... they're clean yes but they lack "I was sleeping here" presence and feel alien. No?

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My cat (see pet with a name thread) is asleep on my feet. So now I can't even do anything EXCEPT post here until he wakes up or I get sleepy enough to kick him off or sleep on this keyboard.

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Actually my cat could easily take GM's avatar.


BRING IT

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You know this is actually just a mix of lemoncello, gold peak sweet tea, and advocaat. And it sounds gross but holy fuck LEMON EGGNOG TEA PEOPLE

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It's a shame most bars don't carry advocaat. It's a required ingredient for dark bindings, the most OP root in the game.

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oooh ooh i should tell the one story about vegas and jeff dunham and how he abused his now ex-wife

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well i say abused but only as the butt of his jokes. I don't think he actualy hit her or anything

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but go fgure, you make your wife the butt of your jokes on a huge stage and then she breaks up

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who possibly could have seen that coming?

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NOT ACHMED HE HAS NO EYES

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Can somebody be a mason, claim i'm their other mason, then ie before they can correct their mistake please?


YOu don't have to date me after that was a one time thing. She has claws.

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Hey guys, this might blow your min, but Rosebud was his sled.

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How am I not dead?

You guys literally are the worst town ever.

Even with ika dead.

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Well technically you could somehow get to 3 man LYLO and then lynch me and then one townie stays alive to win but uh.

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I mean even I don't think that's happening.

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To be fair you nailed ika!

That's one at least.

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Me too, mainly because i have no fucking clue who else it could be.

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<3

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Although one cannot call it a derp hammer if its done willingly and knowingly.

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I only date P_A's not A_P's

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And I'm not lexdysic.

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GG, did I win by doing nothing yet?

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That was fun. "Fun"


Sorry the game had to go this way.

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All hail ika?

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pagetop

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I would like to dedicate this win to the powers of love justice and hope. But mostly love. And fuck it I'm mafia, so I'd like to just thank lust.

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Now would be a abd time to tell you I'm town vengeful, I suppose?

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lel

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You should have voted somebody so that iz and I could have voted.

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But it's fine all the same.

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No just three of us.

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Hi. My name is mist. I'm a troll.

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Scum was a good read though.

YW~

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You really are though. One of the downsides to being a cat.

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"vengeful mafia"

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:~)

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You had me in your first post, even!