Mafia 137 - Neruzian Era Mafia SERIAL KILLER WIN!

[CSL]

I'm going to hammer in about 20 minutes. Any last words, mastin and Zdenek?

[CSL]

Okay.

Vote: Zdenek

[Zdenek]

I guess that's the game . . .

[Neruz]

Zdenek (

3

) -

mastin2, chkflip, CSL

mastin2 ( 1 ) -

Zdenek

CSL

decides to drop the hammer, bringing it around in a clean arc and neatly taking off

Zdenek's

head. As

CSL

and

mastin2

congratulate themselves on finding the scum, they hear an unsettling noise from behind them...

chkflip

stands behind them atop a pile of bleached skulls, laughing maniacally into the night. Sweet, sweet victory is his! Before

CSL

and

mastin2

can react their heads arc soundlessly through the air, instantly severed by

chkflip's

superior Japanese weaponry. More skulls for the pile.

Zdenek (Townie) has been lynched!

mastin2 (Townie) has been endgamed!

CSL (Townie) has been endgamed!

chkflip (Ninja Serial Killer) has claimed victory from atop a pile of bleached skulls!

[zMuffinMan]

*sigh* I don't like mastin.

cbf posting the wall, dead QT has most of my thoughts on this game anyway.

I'll leave it at this: for mastin and pretend this game never happened.

This quote from mastin is just so amazingly dumb it's not even funny:

I thought of that scenario FIRST. I concluded it was extremely doubtful at best, due to the whole game balance thing, but still, it was my first thought. To look at my scumread of Zdenek and think if he was scum as I thought. If Zdenek was town, it would have been his as well. He'd have looked for any scenario in which I wasn't scum, and at least considered it, trying to make me consider a situation where he wasn't scum. Especially since I laid down a vote on him, first. Especially since I said there was no situation in which Zdenek wouldn't be my vote.

Also, I found this post absolutely hilarious: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 8#p3447098

[zMuffinMan]

(dead QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/BwPd3GwJzDQf)

[Neruz]

And scum QT

Spoiler: Night Actions

N1

Lewarcher Kill Hiplop
pappums Jailkeep Hiraki
malpascp Track GreyICE
GreyICE Votesteal Edmund.Angles
HezLucky Bodyguard GreyICE
zMuffinMan Kill Lewarcher
chkflip Kill Lewarcher

N2

vezokpiraka Kill empking
pappums rat Jailkeep Mastin
HezLucky Bodyguard zMuffinMan
zMuffinMan Kill Hiraki
chkflip kill NanookTheWolf
malpascp Track Zdenek

N3

chkflip kill David Xanatos
zMufffinMan kill warriormode
HezLucky bodyguard GreyICE
GreyICE votesteal mastin2
Amrun Jailkeep David Xanatos
vezokpiraka kill zMuffinMan

N4

GreyICE votesteal hezlucky
hezlucky bodyguard GreyICE
chkflip kill Amrun
Amrun jailkeep CSL
vezokpiraka kill GreyICE

Didn't record night actions beyond this point as only chkflip was actioning.

I've misplaced the role list >.>

[zMuffinMan]

That's totally not the scum QT

[Neruz]

Ahahahaha. Oops.

[zMuffinMan]

oh, scum had day talk. that makes a little more sense balance-wise, I guess.

[Zdenek]

*Waits for a comment about honorary townies*

[zMuffinMan]

I think the biggest thing that we can all take away from this is that if you're a vig in a game with mastin, you need to shoot him as early as possible. Lesson learnt, I hope I never fail this badly again.

[GreyICE]

Hey Mastin.

Lemme repost this from the dead thread.

Mastin, you stupid motherfucker. Either scum or sk loses in 1:1. And BOTH will PM the moderator to see which it is. Because of that, whichever one loses in a 1:1 HAS to shoot the other one.

I was confirmed fucking town. Whoever was gunning for other scum would never in A THOUSAND YEARS shoot me. Because I WAS CONFIRMED TOWN.

THEREFORE THERE IS NO OTHER SCUM JUST THE SK

THE WORST PART IS YOU THINK YOU CAN ANALYZE SOMETHING

FUCKING GODDAMN IT

SHOULD FUCKING LYNCH OBVSCUM OBVIOUSLY

DAMN IT TO HELL

FUCK YOU MASTIN

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

[GreyICE]

Seriously.

The difference between Vezok and you is twofold

First, Vezok knows his reads are shit.

Second, Vezok doesn't litter the thread with self-important wank fests.

YOU ARE A WORSE PLAYER THAN VEZOKPIRAKA

[GreyICE]

I MEAN CSL KNOWS HE'S A SHIT PLAYER

YOU ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE AND THINK YOU'RE GOD'S GIFT TO MAFIA

[mastin2]

You haven't read my sig, have you?

I'm retiring not because I want to stop playing, but because of games like this and Sexy Sedilla, among others.

http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/RueC5ERwChDc <--My QT, for all its lousy 'glory'.

[sorgster]

Why didn't you guys iso me after I died?? The first 2 I attacked were vezok and chkflp. There was a reason he killed me and I wasn't a conftownie at that point I believe.

[zMuffinMan]

Honestly, I didn't have *that* much of a problem with you because you were transparent, but you really need to stop being stubborn about your reads when it's mostly based on votes and not actually reading players.

And you not thinking through MyLo was ugh...

I just... can't believe that you accused zdenek of scum for not realising you were "trapping" him by saying you weren't going to move your vote from him. Your whole thought process at MyLo just made ZERO sense.

Like I play similarly to you (I think) - my style of scum hunting is almost entirely based on analysing tone and motivation (mixed with some vote analysis), but wow, your reads were like completely opposite mine for some reason and I really don't understand why, for example, edmund and davidx were scum reads for you. They were so blatantly town in my books. edmund for the entire game and davidX because of how he reacted to hiplop's claim and subsequent vote on TF, followed by the apathy (which, albeit was shit, was still coming from him as town).

And yeah.... 2:1:1 with a claimed hider who "confirmed" CSL is town and you're town? HOW. DOES. THIS. WORK?

Why didn't you guys iso me after I died?? The first 2 I attacked were vezok and chkflp. There was a reason he killed me and I wasn't a conftownie at that point I believe.

Um, I'm fairly sure he killed you because he wasn't sure if he was the only scum left. He didn't want to kill scum's target. At least that's what I'm assuming the reasoning was. Either that, or implicating mastin or something.

[sorgster]

Oh btw. I think there is a stupid SK left.

Kill him too please. He killed too many scum.

It might mastin because we blocked him

night 3.

Claim: Hider

N1 - Muffin
N2 - warriormode

N3 - Didn't use it

, I think I forgot. Don't recall. I think this was the speedlynch day that caught me off guard?
N4 - CSL
N5 - GreyICE
IIRC a hider dies if they hide behind scum, right? So that should mean that CSL and GI are conftown.

[zMuffinMan]

That mean nothing, lol... :/

[Neruz]

By the way, anyone who has problems with the balance, feel free to take i up with Vi. The original setup had scum with a second PR and a more powerful SK, but Vi dissuaded me claiming that i was underestimating the strength of a 4p scumteam. I'd provide the link of the review thread but i've cleared my history since then so i can't :X

[edmund.angles]

Congrats chk, that was a nice fakeclaim. I was considering you as a lynch mainly because my scum-read on mastin was slipping not due to your claim.

@zMuffin: You are awesome.

@mastin: You would be a lot better player if you added a little humility to your play.

@GI: Why didn't you steal votes?

@Neruz: Thanks for having us, that must have been a tough gig finding all those replacements.

[sorgster]

Thx for the god modding neruz .

[Neruz]

I have to say, all the replacements has really turned me off modding large games. Even taking into account that was an absurdly large number of replacements i don't ever want to go through that again.

[Amrun]

Yeah you really got shafted. Sorry about that.