BooneyToonz XI: The Sorcerer’s ABoontice

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VOTE: Vorkuta

Hey look me too.

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Mmmk.

We’re not lynching you though.

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<3

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See your first post wasn’t bad, but your second post feels like overjustification.

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I’ll be your town partner <3

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We’re both millers too.

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Or you’ll be double dayvigged.

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Oh yeah I was informed that my mason partner was sided with the mafia.

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But that only happens if we lynch Vorkuta today.

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Do I do open wolfing?

Pedit: Yeah sure Awestfie can we post at 21mins past?

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You know I think I wondered if you had a sense of humour last time too.

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Yeah I know. You told me in our PT.

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Oops sorry.

I promise I’ll keep my daycop in the PT too.

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I want more page-bottom.

You keep stealing them from me.

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Oops that was meant for our PT

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But how do you know we’re not going to become mafia together?

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Yeah that makes sense. Mislynch Vorkuta for bs reasons, then we can ascend to scumlords and you coast to victory.

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Oh but I forgot that we’re lovers too.

Pedit: Damn

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Shhh

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I think we scared everyone away with our dashing charisma.

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Y’know I was hoping we could have a page to ourselves but Vorkuta keeps stealing the page tops.

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Another reason to push that.

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Yours.

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As I’ve been controlling your account.

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So I’m just talking to myself really like the egomaniac I am.

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YAS.

We’ve got 2 page bottoms each now <3

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They’re all hiding away from this force of nature.

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But what happens when you flip to scum?

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Town wins today but loses tomorrow?

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Oh shit this wasn’t our PT.

Pedit: Ah yes of course.

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There’s always someone trying to interrupt is

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It’s semi-open wolfing. Everyone can see it but you.

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IDK. Since we’re together I can tell if you’re doing it.

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We’re one creature.

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One CHICKEN

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We’re just killing it.

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I’m ahead on pagebottoms <3

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And I’ve got myself a pagetop. Oops.

Pedit: It’s mutual <3

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I mean we caught one scum.

We’ll be back to RVS tomorrow.

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And I’m glad you see that we’re one person.

Well I mean we caught 3 really.

(Remember they can’t know we’re pushing a mislynch).

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True. We can use our cult power to make him mafia so it looks better for us.

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I keep getting mixed up with the PT. The background should be a different colour there or something

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See I townslipped. Is that better?

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We are ONE CHICKEN

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I can teach you when we’re married.

Also Eww. Why do people keep interrupting us?

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I need my pagebottoms.

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Indeed.

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Hey I did it.

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I was once lovers with Penguin.

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Ank never gets so raunchy.

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Yeah we can do that.

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I mean we know their alignment anyway.

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Yeah we can daycop everyone with our superpower, remember?

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Oh shit too slow.

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You can join us.

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Ikr

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We are soon approaching the moment of destiny.

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We just need to invite you to the hood.

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Vorkuta needs to agree though. Not sure it’ll happen while we lynch him.

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See I dropped the ‘mis’

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Now I’m properly townslipping.

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I’m both on top and bottom

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Do you think we can have this page all to overselves?

Pedit: It means you’re alligned with me <3

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*sigh*

Pedit: Yup that’s what happened.

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Noooo they’re all coming in now. We must retreat to the PT.

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But then we can’t mislynch them later.

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Oops.

I mean lynch.

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Oh sorry. Forgive me pls.

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Watch it I’ve mislynched you before Ank.

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Well not you but y’know what I mean.

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Can we make up?

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Here.

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Oh yeah I forgot.

Well I mislynched you by proxy.

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We can do multiple NK’s.

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No lol.

Think carefully.

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Oh yeah join us on Vorkuta.

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Then you can be part of the mason hood.

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Yeah but we have to pretend we’re masons, rememberer?

Penguin’s don’t taste as good as chickens

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How do you know I’m not a penguin alt?

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Exciting.

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Omg.

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YAS pagebottom.

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Yeah but I’m a penguin alt so...

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We’re already a secret hydra.

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Did I tell you my password?

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Aww damn I’ll put it in the PT.

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I’m going to be so put out if you’re scum.

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So I’ll just treat you as locktown from now.

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No I would never doubt you.

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I can only aspire to have 100 posts like you.

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A cultist.

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And we’re sharing the attention.

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As we should.

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I keep getting the important places nailed down.

Pedit: Yeah but they’ll never believe it’s true. That’s why we’re open culting.

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Oh I can’t count to 50

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I am

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The best <3

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At being pocketed.

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I’m going to leave you when I got to 100 posts.

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This is my 100th post.

Have fun my sweet prince.

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Dr Easy is also town.

I never know if it’s town to ignore the only thing of real substance.

Tbh it probably is.

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Also can we all agree on townbloc of {me, awestfie, lunar, DEB, pp}

K thx.

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And Vorkuta gets scummier by the minute.

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Ok I can live with that.

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is there really 15 pages b4 I woke up? fuck u fluff

You can ignore the spamming.

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Awestfie’s the bae.

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Hey do you want to lynch Baezu?

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He could really do with being pressured so he doesn’t make comtentless statements.

I feel NC for town . We’re having some hydra dissonance it seems.

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Are you an alt, old man?

Pedit: Please don’t. Can we just pretend we agree and not talk about it ever again?

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That’s what true couples do!

VOTE: Baezu

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Aw cools

VOTE: Vorkuta

I thought the wise man was going to tell me to move away.

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I feel like Baezu is trying very hard to not play this his scum meta. Some of this relates to ongoing games, so eh.

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...but I want to

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All of them.

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you guys are miller masons?

Hah.

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He could really do with being pressured so he doesn’t make comtentless statements.

I feel NC for town . We’re having some hydra dissonance it seems.

I love you too! <3

I’m taken already.

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I only remember Nero being the one spamming tbh, so I don’t know how town him reacts to it being this way round.

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But he did get really angry at me for being angry at spamming.

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But I always thought Nero might’ve had some sense of humour. Now does that fade with town or scum.

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Yeah but we’re not shitposting this time.

Soon the game will be solved

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*Except I’m leaving in 10mins, but shh.

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Nah he’s not insufferable. You just need to poke the bear lightly.

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Nero were you reading the thread?

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This is a sexy game.

That’s post of the year, sin duda

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Wtf is this amount of postage already?

We’re coupling up. Find your partner quick or they’ll all be gone.

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Nero did you read the thread?

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I’m going to guess the answer to my question is no.

I’ll join you, my mason miller buddy.

VOTE: Nero

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You know we almost have idenrical scumdays.

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Does a Cock doodle a do?

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Or does a Do doodle a cock?

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I was never wearing panties.

Then how did they get in a knot?

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Although I would call it a twist.

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Y’know if you became a chicken life would be so much easier.

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I've been told that knots only work in three dimensions, but that's never been clear to me. Does that mean you cannot use a 3-d rope to tie a knot in 4-space (which makes sense, as it can slip through itself), or even if you used a 4-d "rope", would you still not be able to make a knot in 4-space?

Would a knot work in 2-D? I would think so.

So it would work in 4D also by induction. (Ignore my fallacies, plz).

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Ah the knot always needs to have a codimension of 2. So you’ll need a 2d knot for 4D space.

Pedit: Ah shit you found the same stackoverflow lol

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Wouldn’t that be too obvious?

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Put a knot in it.

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Let’s tie you up then.

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I'm gonna guess that you have the actual background for this, and not just passing knowledge based on the book (assuming it exists). Though I could be wrong.
It's relevant only because it changes the way I'd interpret your future actions. You're either more capable of certain types of insights, or a good BSer.

Google it. You will be surprised.

Also can I just say that the spam with Awestfie basically locktowned us for each other. That's nothing like Nero alphabetting and is actual mafia.

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Like why is Vorkuta town? I understand that he's playing to the meta of not fully understanding jokes but I don't get why that makes him town?

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<3

Can you vote him after we get a VC?

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Oh wait I'm voting Nero. Can you vote him too?

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I wish people wouldn't make those kinds of arguments.

Nero is scummy because he's not playing like town Nero, not because he's nasty (spoiler: he's not).

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I just don’t like how the game went a bit sour after I left.

Is it really that hard to filter out the ‘nasty’ stuff and try to look at it objectively?

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Imma sheep my lover again.

VOTE: Vorkuta

We have lost the dissonance though :O

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My condolences Baezu. These things are horrible

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OMS is pretty townie too.

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We don’t have a PT. Does that warm your heart?

I appreciate that it was irrelevant to everyone but us but I have an insane number of townreads from it.

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You caught me!

Nero I think you’re town.

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I love you too.

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Y’know straight white males and chickens are not that far apart...

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But tasty in what way?

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And surely we’re both in the unfortunates, no? I don’t like being eaten.

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Wait people are offended at that? Lol. There are bigger fish to fry in this world guys.

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I’m not saying it’s ‘right’ but there are much bigger problems in this world (to do with sexism) and wasting all this energy on the use of language is pretty pointless (I would never say anything like that but I don’t see why we need to crucify people who do). While we’re at it should you stop calling things a ‘dick’ move? Doesn’t bother me what language people are using within reason.

Anyway let’s get back to mafia, shall we?

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Llke me?

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I’m a golden nugget.

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Vork is one of those people that don’t see jokes. I do think he was being actually scummy without it though, for reasons I forgot but I’m sure westie had it covered.

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Can I pretend I watch basketball?

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Yeah but should all town be warriors fans?

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Cool thx. Maybe we can watch basketball sometime.

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I’ll take a look.

I used to be in a basketball club (very short lived) though!

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There was a reason it was short-lived.

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I’m not top

What may I do to regain your favour?

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I other news I do mostly agree with that.

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Hey a wild vote appeared!

VOTE: TLK

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Chicken for tea.

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No my vote is very opportunistic. We can’t let them take you first.

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For real though Nero wanna join us?

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Why no?

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I mean we never pushed you?

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Indeed. We’re unstoppable.

You know second open wolfing of game is probably true.

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They’re hiding another though I can smell it.

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I’m a chicken.

Also I was always against us voting you.

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We did it!

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Just needed a small nudge.

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Indeed.

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We still need our D1 mislynch to activate the cult.

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Hey u suck.

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Nero the wagons are in symmetry again.

I know you hate that, so we need you to jump on.

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I wouldn’t give it to anyone but you.

I got the ultimate pagebottom (at least before post 9999) so I’m happy

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Hey look he’s bussing to destroy the associatives.

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Oh wait you stole 999.

I forgive you.

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Yeah Nero help us bus your buddy.

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Yeah and who are bus drivers alligned with?

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They run people over

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Oh lol we kind melded

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They should just give themselves up so we can convert them all.

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Fun fact: Double entendre isn’t french.

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It’s like a masonery, only townie.

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It’s English.

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I mean it’s a corruption of the authentic french.

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Sorry we get side-tracked easily.

Can you tell us why you’re town?

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I discovered a while ago that in active threads you don’t need to read everything, just talk to people.

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I’m fairly certain cult isn’t allowed.

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Dave is scum because he’s active?

Is there anything he’s done that you think is slightly scummy?

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I’m flattered.

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Ah shoot confused roster with sheldon- my bad on that one

Well you know what they say about chickens

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In other news can we add PP to the townbloc?

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Oh yeah I was getting town off TLK, so I kind of want to move axcl.

VOTE: Vorkuta