One Night Ultimate Ultimate Werewolf - Game Over

[Cephrir]

Hello. I am not planning to read this. It looks like claiming is the name of the game, so I'm an Instigator. Am I supposed to claim what I did as well? I feel like maybe not? It wasn't nothing.

[Cephrir]

Yeah, I did manage to read that post, that's about it.

[Cephrir]

i'll confirm that i targeted shadoweh (<3)

[Cephrir]

there are 800 million players so it's a wonder we aren't at infinity pages

[Cephrir]

see this is why i picked you i figured it'd be funny

[Cephrir]

[Cephrir]

'vampire' according to FL

i have no idea why someone's random fos is in your claim list

[Cephrir]

oh nvm i can read

[Cephrir]

yeah so let's skip to the part where we vote for the claimed scum?

[Cephrir]

guys i have a mark of clarity #bigreveal

[Cephrir]

im probably town and even i just want to post song lyrics and cheese facts

[Cephrir]

Feet don't fail me now
Take me to the finish line
Oh, my heart, it breaks every step that I take
But I'm hoping at the gates, they'll tell me that you're mine

Walking through the city streets, is it by mistake or design?
I feel so alone on a Friday night
Can you make it feel like home, if I tell you you're mine?
It's like I told you, honey

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don't know why
Keep making me laugh – Let's go get high
The road is long, we carry on

Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words, this is the last time
'Cause you and I, we were born to die

[Cephrir]

All mafia games are partly popularity contests

[Cephrir]

I'm a zookeeper.

[Cephrir]

That post is arguably out of game influence and also deeply uncalled for, it's not anyone's fault some scum apparently believed that claiming scum was a good idea

[Cephrir]

Getting offended that someone else is playing to their win condition is moderately baffling

[Cephrir]

Why did you ever start caring? This is stupid.

[Cephrir]

it feels wrong to just try to have fun in a mafia game!!!!!!

Good news: this is One Night Ultimate Werewolf.

[Cephrir]

I tried to sign up for a game that was full does that count

[Cephrir]

I should stop trolling this game.

I'm not a zookeeper

[Cephrir]

So you're saying if I sign up for your game I'm trapped in it the whole time and cant achieve the sweet release of death? Pass.

[Cephrir]

But the player lists invariably contain no one I've ever heard of

[Cephrir]

Good thing I strategically didnt opt into supp this year

Definitely not because I feel no need to watch everyone slowly forget who I am more and more every year

[Cephrir]

Getting offended that someone else is playing to their win condition is moderately baffling

You can play to your win condition, AND play to fuck me over with a loss, while also deliberately not advocating to lynch me.


Advocating to lynch me after I've been nothing but helpful to YOUR win con, for no purpose other than to help you win, is very personal.

I could not disagree more

[Cephrir]

We should've played Bad Idea instead

[Cephrir]

What does mean???

Bad Idea is Great Idea mafia using the Worst Role Ideas thread instead of the normal roles.

Your Idea is Greatest but with player chosen roles instead of randing them (1/2 Greatest Idea, 1/2 UPick), with tweaks to make it playable.

I thought that was worst idea

Bad idea is the one where almost everyone is a day if except for some cops and scum

It's not balanced well tho

[Cephrir]

Day if > dayvig

Phones are the devil

[Cephrir]

I'm a zookeeper.

[Cephrir]

Also, does the fact that I changed Penguin from an alien to something else mean we got married?

It means you aren't a zoo animal.

[Cephrir]

Shadoweh was a zookeeper, but I instigated her and now she wins when all the animals are dead.

[Cephrir]

vorkuta will win this game no matter what his alignment is because the entire town will vote however he says to and none of us care enough to try to fact check anything he says

and i'm ok with that

[Cephrir]

what if the guy making the list is a wolf

or is that not possible

idk

Who cares tbh

[Cephrir]

I'm being the kind of person I'd get mad at if this were actually mafia

[Cephrir]

Sorry I haven't been paying attention to this game! I have been making

OVER $7600 A WEEK

at home in my spare time

AUCTIONING WOMBATS over the telephone.

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ht tp: //www.wombat auctioneer.com

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As a zookeeper, I find this practice deeply offensive.

[Cephrir]

I like how quoting useful posts now counts as participation in this game.

I am not a zookeeper.

[Cephrir]

I have seen a frightening number of people think that is actually how my name is spelled, though it's not as common as cephir

[Cephrir]

vote end day

[Cephrir]

Were glad to see you're all so eager to participate in the killing game but it's not voting time yet! Upupu~

[Cephrir]

See Vork's post.

If you are odd numbered, vote tris.
If you are even numbered, vote McMenno.

don't think this is a good plan - the third person is necessary

[Cephrir]

Well that was silly