BTE: Boon Wars - The Boondom Menace

[Joan of Arc]

Target meh.

[Joan of Arc]

Krazy and RCE scum. They are both using the word 'mislynch' when voting me. They know I am town.

[Joan of Arc]

@Titus Tell them not to lynch me and to target me instead. I am, like, Centipeetle, but bigger.

[Joan of Arc]

True story, literally every game I've played with Yume where she's been scum she has claimed mech immediately, usually something relatively close to her actual role.

I wish I could say what separates her scum game from her town game but she's literally 3/3 for rolling scum against me so I've literally never seen her town firsthand.

The only difference here so far is that usually she actually votes someone when calling them scum in the early game, but not voting people she's calling scum is actually something she does a lot as scum in later dayphases so I can't say it's TI.

The next beat for scum Yume is to omgus someone scumreading her.

How are we at three posts and I already feel like I'm looking at "Yume's scum game: classic hits"?

Target me. Target me. Target me. Target me.

[Joan of Arc]

It's important that you target me.

[Joan of Arc]

And note how Krazy doesn't address the fact that he is referring to my lynch as a mislynch, and that he wants me gone before someone could target me.

[Joan of Arc]

And to those who are blindly sheeping him, use your brains. Ask yourselves why would I want to be targeted.

[Joan of Arc]

It's important that you target me.

By “you”, you mean krazy?

No, I mean anyone who isn't scum.

[Joan of Arc]

But yeah, if he is genuinely town, he should do so. But I don't think he is. His wanting to mislynch me before I could be targeted gives me scum vibes.

[Joan of Arc]

And this time, I have genuine reasons for saying this, rather than exaggerating as I usually do.

[Joan of Arc]

Krazy says this must be my scum game, but I also claim early as town. Players who played with town!me, such as Titus, can attest to this being true.

[Joan of Arc]

Fight me head-on, Krazy. I can 1v1 you and win this time around.

[Joan of Arc]

We dream of our youth, of the days come and gone
For the age of mislynches is very nearly done.

[Joan of Arc]

Any town who lynches me before day 2 is playing against their wincon. This ain't empty.

[Joan of Arc]

Krazy says this must be my scum game, but I also claim early as town. Players who played with town!me, such as Titus, can attest to this being true.

I didn't say it had to be your scum game, I said I've never seen your town game but that this reads exactly like your scum game, and what do you know, it still does.

Like I don't know why but I just kind of imagine that as town you would like, sort people. As scum it seems like you claim mech, omgus people, get into a 1v1, then hope that it's read as too toxic to be scum motivated. I don't know if this is a conscious strategy or just a pattern in how you approach scum play but it's basically what you've done both times you made it past ten posts.

Like, Titus hasn't posted yet but you're appealing to her like you think she's town? How is that natural lol

And I do all those things as town too, so find something else.

[Joan of Arc]

Krazy says this must be my scum game, but I also claim early as town. Players who played with town!me, such as Titus, can attest to this being true.

I didn't say it had to be your scum game, I said I've never seen your town game but that this reads exactly like your scum game, and what do you know, it still does.

Like I don't know why but I just kind of imagine that as town you would like, sort people. As scum it seems like you claim mech, omgus people, get into a 1v1, then hope that it's read as too toxic to be scum motivated. I don't know if this is a conscious strategy or just a pattern in how you approach scum play but it's basically what you've done both times you made it past ten posts.

Like, Titus hasn't posted yet but you're appealing to her like you think she's town? How is that natural lol

And if you've never seen my town game, how do you know I never do these things as town, eh? How do you know?!

[Joan of Arc]

RCE speaks of 'free mislynch down the line', and yet my role, as given, prevents that from happening, if I am targeted.

[Joan of Arc]

But I guess you people wuld rather see me dead than seek other ways of solving the issue of me becoming a free mislynch. Such as, y'know, my own role. blb.

If mastina were here, she'd be telling you not to lynch me until you see what I've got. Since she is not here, I have to do it for her.

[Joan of Arc]

And if you've never seen my town game, how do you know I never do these things as town, eh? How do you know?!

I don't, but I see no evidence of you sorting or engaging with the playerlist in a good-faith manner so it's a lot easier to just think you're scum again than to go hunting for towntells lol

What if I become conftown by D2? Would you still say I am scum?

[Joan of Arc]

And if you've never seen my town game, how do you know I never do these things as town, eh? How do you know?!

I don't, but I see no evidence of you sorting or engaging with the playerlist in a good-faith manner so it's a lot easier to just think you're scum again than to go hunting for towntells lol

So you're saying that you're scumreading me because it's easier to do so?

[Joan of Arc]

I told you I'd win our 1v1, so go ahead, lynch the slot which could become conftown by D2 before they could prove it. Go ahead. See what happens.

[Joan of Arc]

RCE speaks of 'free mislynch down the line', and yet my role, as given, prevents that from happening, if I am targeted.

Speaking from the perspective of Krazy!Scum the alternative is that you're being bussed. So what are you even arguing here?

Read my posts.

[Joan of Arc]

RCE speaks of 'free mislynch down the line', and yet my role, as given, prevents that from happening, if I am targeted.

Speaking from the perspective of Krazy!Scum the alternative is that you're being bussed. So what are you even arguing here?

I just said that I can become conftown by day 2, and you're response is that I am being bussed?

[Joan of Arc]

Drop that shit or I will drop it for you.

[Joan of Arc]

That's different. I never said I would become conftown in that game, ever.

[Joan of Arc]

I mean, what do you lose if you do this? Target me. If you don't see me as conftown once you do, then you lynch me.

[Joan of Arc]

Also, you just said tyou'd lynch me even if I became conftown. That's blatant gamethrowing, and so your opinions are meaningless.

Now, I'd prefer to discuss this with people who are reasonable.

[Joan of Arc]

This is a game designed by Boon. If you think I'm going to not lynch someone "because I'll be conftown tomorrow" then you're out of your mind lol

[Joan of Arc]

And guess what? I am not a day 1 player.

[Joan of Arc]

To me it actually just sounds like you're claiming scum PGO tho which is like, the approximate level of bastard I could actually see coming from a boon game for real

So either I do this thing I literally can't do (pulling reads out of my butt on d1), or I'll be lynched by you every time?

*Makes a mental note to avoid playing with Krazy in future games*

[Joan of Arc]

No, I only want one person to do it.

[Joan of Arc]

Subject: Anime U-Pick: King Size [SEASON FINALE...?]

Well, there goes my attempt to become a better player.

Joan. Joan. Hey. If you want to get better, then what you're doing now is going to lead you to your normal pitfalls; try something else? <3

I am bad at reading people d1, so I'll do me for now, till someone flips, kay?

Now playing... Track 2 of "Yume's Scumgame: Classic Hits."

I do it as both alignments.

[Joan of Arc]

You never give scum a night, Xtoxm

And she didn't claim day 2 IC. She claimed *IC but only if people target her* which means she wants town to fucking dump every single PR on her so that she can be cleared by a mechanic that she hasn't explained. That's not a fucking day 2 IC, that's a scum PGO claim.

I never said I become IC. I said I become conftown.

[Joan of Arc]

Sure. I am a Friendly Neighbor.

[Joan of Arc]

Then why did you insist people had to visit you?

Because it only works if they visit me.

[Joan of Arc]

Yeah that's not a friendly neighbor then, he said to full claim not "full claim but with your conditions missing"

Then why does my role PM say 'friendly neighbour' in it?

[Joan of Arc]

except yume didn't say "reflexive friendly neighbor" she said "fucking target me and lulz will happen"

letting a claim this complete bullshit pass through day one when *hiding behind her claim is literally yume's entire day 1 as scum* is not a good idea

So you're saying that I list reads on D1 as town and that I don't do so as scum? Then fucking prove it.

[Joan of Arc]

Your whole read on me is based on a couple of games you've played with me when I was scum each time. If you had played with me as town, then you would know that I ALSO DO THESE THINGS AS TOWN.

[Joan of Arc]

So you're saying that I list reads on D1 as town and that I don't do so as scum? Then fucking prove it.

No.

You should just be playing day 1.

Your first fucking action in this game was to hardclaim a bullshit role and then tell Titus to apologize for you having a meta of not playing day 1.

I don't give a flying f what nonsensical role you want to pull out of your gemstone butt, you want to not get lynched day 1 then maybe sort some people like you're playing a game of fucking mafia and not complaining at people for you emulating your scum game to a T.

Until then all I see is "waah waah why aren't you ignoring me" which is every post of every scum game of yours I've ever been which also happens to be all of them.

Fine, then scumread me for having a playstyle of not being able to form reads on D1 as either alignment

Or do you want me to pull random reads out of a hat?

Because that's the only way I can form reads on D1.

[Joan of Arc]

Too many players ignore the fact that I literally can't make coherent reads on D1 and insist that I do what I cannot fucking do or they will lynch me, putting me in impossible situation. :/

[Joan of Arc]

I'll just play with players who are aware of my goddamn meta from now on. Everyone else should consider themselves ignored.

And now, I'll go pull a random readlist out of my hat.

[Joan of Arc]

If you can't day 1 why should we trust that you will day 2 or day 3? What's stopping you from playing the game?

The fact that I can only make a random-as-hell read list without a flip?

[Joan of Arc]

You wanted a baseless readlist without any justification? You will have it. >.>

[Joan of Arc]

Here is the 'readlist' you asked for:
Town: Bins
Something_Smart
Dr Easy Bake
Frozen Angel
Shiro
Titus
Vorkuta
Xtoxm
ofrhz
Creature
Zulfy

Scum:
Krazy
RCEnigma

[Joan of Arc]

JoA are you Yume? Alisae said Yume in my game but I don't know the alt name.

No, I am Lomion.

[Joan of Arc]

I am Lomion.

[Joan of Arc]

[Joan of Arc]

Actually, I'm pretty sure you're Yume. What is even Lomion?

VOTE: Joan of Arc

So.....why are you voting a town confirmable?

[Joan of Arc]

Here is the 'readlist' you asked for:
Town: Bins
Something_Smart
Dr Easy Bake
Frozen Angel
Shiro
Titus
Vorkuta
Xtoxm
ofrhz
Creature
Zulfy

Scum:
Krazy
RCEnigma

Well if Yume is totally true to form then she should be scum with Chara

No, you asked me to play and post a readlist. Now I have, and yet you still continue insisting I am scum. I am playing the way you want me to, so by your logic, I am not scum anymore.

I bet my bottom dollar that Krazy is scum gunning for an easy mislynch/trying to kill a town confirmable before it can trigger.

[Joan of Arc]

Joan. Claim the exact name of your role.

Reflexive Friendly Neighbor Neighbor.

[Joan of Arc]

No, it is not, and I am posting like a human being. Just because I am not playing exactly the way you want me to play doesn't mean I am not playing. I am not here to play the way you want me to. I play the way I play. I play for fun.

[Joan of Arc]

Or do you want me to play the way you tell me to play? Because that's not me playing, that's you dictating the way I should play.

[Joan of Arc]

Joan. Claim the exact name of your role.

Reflexive Friendly Neighbor Neighbor.

[Joan of Arc]

Don't listen to Krazy. He wants me to play according to his pre-determined mold, and when I don't, he threatens to lynch me. He wants to dictate the way I play.

[Joan of Arc]

Don't listen to Krazy. He wants me to play according to his pre-determined mold, and when I don't, he threatens to lynch me. He wants to dictate the way I play.

He says 'play D1', even if it goes against the way I normally play, and against my meta as a player. He wants me to throw all that out of the fucking window and play like he says I should play.

[Joan of Arc]

friendly neighbor as you will show someone else during night that you're town?

Whats the reflexive part of it?

That I need to be targeted.

[Joan of Arc]

No, you asked me to play and post a readlist. Now I have, and yet you still continue insisting I am scum. I am playing the way you want me to, so by your logic, I am not scum anymore.

Actually I asked you to play day 1, I never asked you for a reads list. Playing day 1 means posting like a human being not doing rote mechanical actions like a droid.

Shit maybe you ARE roleplaying?

Was this the image in your rolecard?

Spoiler:

That's what you want me to be, isn't it? Your good little robot, who will follow your orders without question?

[Joan of Arc]

The thing about distrusting the easy way out is that sometimes it's true. It's right to be skeptical of it-- but skeptics seek verification, they don't automatically assume something's false because it doesn't feel right.

He gets it.

[Joan of Arc]

And my response for Star Wars question is the same as Moon Logic Queen's response.

[Joan of Arc]

Idk S_S, I didn't like deeply read the multiple pages that had occurred overnight. I skimmed through, saw the claim change and then saw Krazy's post and it seemed to make sense to me. Also Friendly Neighbor seems like an easy claim D1 to whip out when under pressure. It's a claim that doesn't come with much info imo. We have to wait until D2 to get any confirmation of this. Like it's an easy way to get out of a lynch because "Hey wait till tomorrow! I'll show you then!" I don't trust easy way outs typically. Does this make sense?

And if I don't show nothin', you can lynch me, and game, set, match.

[Joan of Arc]

Joan. Claim the exact name of your role.

Reflexive Friendly Neighbor Neighbor.

reasons

I got what the role does.


Ok let's try with a simple question to get things started- how many votes were on you when you claimed?

Four.

[Joan of Arc]

Krazy, myself, and ofhrz were voting in that order when FN was claimed.

I don't buy it, sorcerers Aboontice just had a scum neighborizer claim FN via their hoods to win. Sorry to poke fresh wounds D:

If give it a night turns into give it one more I wouldn't be surprised. Don't think FA would stick her neck out for Joan with this claim however, partners would like be in the slots soft defending Joan.

It won't, provided someone targets me.

[Joan of Arc]

The only reason the whole targeting business would go wrong is if scum decide to botch it.

[Joan of Arc]

Bins claimed to me that he is also a confirmable. Notice how Krazy goes solely after the slots that are confirmable?

[Joan of Arc]

Morning.

[Joan of Arc]

Still here.

[Joan of Arc]

I was targeted last night. It was a successful one.

[Joan of Arc]

VOTE: Krazy

Still scumread this.

[Joan of Arc]

So what's shaking?

[Joan of Arc]

VOTE: Krazy

Why are you avoiding commenting on these checks? You requested them and all that. Seems fishy that you aren't commenting on them.

[Joan of Arc]

Why are you avoiding commenting on these checks? You requested them and all that. Seems fishy that you aren't commenting on them.

[Joan of Arc]

And you're still avoiding commenting on those checks and I wanna know why.

[Joan of Arc]

Methinks Krazy refuses to acknowledge my double-conftown status and that's why he is refusing to comment on this.

[Joan of Arc]

And by the power vested in me by Occam's Razor, I declare him scum for this, unless he provides me with decent explanation.

[Joan of Arc]

You are mech town what is there to comment on?

The fact that you refused to acknowledge it as such, and rather than doing so, you started talking about other things. I guess I just want to be vindicated, considering your scumread on me was wrong.

[Joan of Arc]

For the Homies!

[Joan of Arc]

Morning, and I see Krazy is still trying to undermine my double-confirm.

[Joan of Arc]

By the way, certain revelations were made, and I am so freaking excited now.

Spoiler:

\u/

[Joan of Arc]

Joan on n1 you seemed to imply you knew that someone had visited you. Are you made aware of how many people visit you each night?

No, but all the people that visited me are neighborizers, that's how I knew they visited me. Because they told me.

[Joan of Arc]

Yum yum <3

Technically I am doing that but no hard feeling.

You're not my mother. :O

[Joan of Arc]

Yum yum <3

Technically I am doing that but no hard feeling.

You're not my mother. :O

Of course not, i am your puppy bodyguard Arf Arf. ^~^

Not in this game you're not.

[Joan of Arc]

D: I am always in spirit D:

Fair enough.

[Joan of Arc]

VOTE: Titus

but I still scumread Krazy.

[Joan of Arc]

I wish I could say I contributed, but I did not.