One Night Ultimate Ultimate Werewolf - Game Over

[Shadoweh]

Hello mina-san, my role is incredibly stupid, I don't know what an Aura Seer means exactly but I saw a bunch of cards flip!
However I also got the

Mark of the Traitor

so my win condition is for a Villager to die!
I don't think I have any motivation to post anything of use and am considering submitting song lyrics every 24 hours.

[Shadoweh]

Why the fuck is this 40 pages anyways, didn't this game start YESTERDAY?

[Shadoweh]

Sorry raven- the scrambling of trying to organize things is frying my brain and making me hallucinate up words that don't exist in posts sometimes

-FULL CLARIFICATION
Cephrir is an Instigator (villager who wins with villagers)
He gave Shadoweh the mark of traitor.

Shadoweh is an aura seer (village aligned)
HOWEVER= upon receiving the mark, his win-con changed.
He now only wins if 1 (or more) villagers (his original team) die.

Thus it might not be 100% entirely within shadoweh's best interests to fully collaborate (given his auraseeing roll...)

Haha you get it, I have a bunch of info that could probably help town and like, it's literally against my win condition to give it to you. You seem really motivated, helpful, organized and in this to find the bad guys. This guy is totally scum guys, please lynch him, I a legit member of Town think this is a good idea!

[Shadoweh]

Imagine someone like me being a member of the Village.. I'm worthless compared to your beautiful talents! Holding all this info hostage must put you in despair! But I have faith in you all! Through this Despair you'll find a greater hope then ever before! Do your best!

I wanna be the very townest!
Like no town ever was
To catch scum is my real test
To save newbs is my cause

I will re-read across the days
Hunting far and wide
Each wagon flip to understand
The motives that they hide

MAFIA! Gotta lynchem all!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny!
MAFIA! Oooooooooooo~
You're my best friend
In a town we must defend

MAFIA! Gotta lynchem all!
A gut so true
My gambit will pull us through
You clear me and I'll clear you
Mafiaaaaaaaaaaa~ Gotta lynchem all!
Gotta lynchem all, MAFIA!

[Shadoweh]

If you see a way to have our 2 scum team lynches AND a villager to die so you can live so you can win as well... let us know

pedit
wtf effort

I mean, Invisibility claimed to kill someone if they get lynched right? They're probably town or something and lynching them would kill three people..

[Shadoweh]

oh my bad, Invisibility is probably a good townie villager and you guys shouldn't lynch him, that would be MEAN

[Shadoweh]

Sorry raven- the scrambling of trying to organize things is frying my brain and making me hallucinate up words that don't exist in posts sometimes

-FULL CLARIFICATION
Cephrir is an Instigator (villager who wins with villagers)
He gave Shadoweh the mark of traitor.

Shadoweh is an aura seer (village aligned)
HOWEVER= upon receiving the mark, his win-con changed.
He now only wins if 1 (or more) villagers (his original team) die.

Thus it might not be 100% entirely within shadoweh's best interests to fully collaborate (given his auraseeing roll...)

Now that is completely worded correctly.


Although it just occurred to me that if a Villager has the Mark of the Traitor, that they could lie about their role and/or night actions.

So in this case, Shadoweh could be a different Villager role with the Mark of the Traitor (which is bad)
Or is actually Aura Seer with the Mark of the Traitor and lie about who they saw(which is more shitty)

Being honest, I've never played Ultimate Werewolf so fakeclaiming someone seems like a lot of effort.
I know 19 people peeped/moved things, I have no idea if everyone has that knowledge




I could lie about what I saw but woah, does that seem like something I would do? I'm an honest person!

[Shadoweh]

That's me, your reliable best friend!

[Shadoweh]

I'm not lying about my role because the only lynch that actively fucks me is my own. Besides everyone knows the roles in the game, are there even vanilla villagers here?

[Shadoweh]

I'm really enjoying how Vorkuta's info posts look like he's getting drunker the more he realizes how insane everyone is

pedit: okay lol im not one of those three people out of 81

[Shadoweh]

Shadoweh's posts are a radiant beacon of light in this hell game. She is probably scum I guess. ;-;

I mean, literally yes I claimed to be the lowliest scum on the earth, traitorous waste that only exists to raise up the talents of everyone around me! But I get all the perks of not actually being part of a scum faction so lynching me makes town lose. It's the best of both worlds!

Also re lying about my results, I feel like it'd be too easy to verify which ones are likely true and which are false, so I'm just not going to give you any of them.

[Shadoweh]

1. Cheese was created over 4,000 years ago-by accident

Amazingly, one of our favorite foods might never have been discovered if it weren’t for a mistake. Legend has it the first cheese was created accidentally, by storing milk in a container lined with an animal’s stomach. An enzyme from the stomach caused the milk to separate into liquid (whey) and solids (curd). The curd? That’s cheese. (Want to learn to make cheese at home? Start with foolproof ricotta.)



2. It takes 10 pounds of milk to make just 1 pound of cheese.

That’s right-and the best way to ensure that milk turns into delicious cheese is to make sure dairy cows eat a healthy diet. Cows eat about 90 pounds of feed every day and produce 2,604 gallons of milk per year. That can make a lot of cheese!


3. Over 25% of cheese in the U.S. is made in Wisconsin (the rest comes mostly from California, Idaho and New York). More than half the nation’s artisan cheese is made in Wisconsin.

Listen, there’s a reason we call ourselves cheeseheads. Not only does Wisconsin make a LOT of cheese, but our farmers make GOOD cheese. The Dairy State wins over half the prizes at the U.S. Championship Cheese Contest each year. (Yes, that’s a thing; yes, I want to go, too.) Wisco cheesemakers have won one-third of the honors at the World Championship Cheese Contest, a competition that’s been around since the 1950s.


4. Some cheeses are illegal in the United States.

Because of safety concerns related to bacteria, the FDA has banned certain cheeses from entering the United States. These include cheeses made with raw milk and aged under 60 days, including Brie de Meaux, Reblochon, Valencay, Epoisses, Roquefort and Camembert de Normandie. You’ll have to travel to France to indulge in these specialty cheeses. (Until then, you can just make really great French food right at home.)


5. Cheese caves are a real thing.

Storing cheese in caves, whether natural or man-made, helps to age them and imparts another level of flavor. Caves are cool and humid, which is exactly what cheese needs to age properly. European cheesemakers used natural caves before we had modern refrigeration. Today, American cheesemakers usually construct their own cheese caves, which allows them to regulate temperatures and humidity levels to the exact specifications a certain cheese needs. Pretty cool!


6. Mice don’t like cheese.

Despite popular belief, mice actually don’t like cheese. Given the choice, they prefer sweets and carbs. Sure, they’ll eat cheese if it’s the only thing around, as most animals would, but they don’t particularly love it. (Hey, we enjoy a good sweet ourselves.)


7. Lactose-intolerant people can eat cheese.

If you’re lactose intolerant, you don’t have to say goodbye to cheese forever! Just pick the right kinds. Aged cheeses have less lactose than fresh and usually can be enjoyed without discomfort. Think cheeses like Brie, Camembert, cheddar, Gouda, Muenster, Parmesan, provolone and Swiss. Not too shabby a cheese plate! (Did you know cheesy foods can also be light?)


8. There’s a reason certain cheese names are capitalized.

If a cheese is named after a city (or country-hello, American!), it’s capitalized. Examples include Asiago, Brie, Camembert, Gouda, Gruyere and Parmesan. (I’d love to live in the city of Parmesan!) Cheeses that aren’t capitalized include cheddar, feta, fontina, mozarella and provolone.


9. Curd sizes yield different types of cheese.

Large curds yield softer cheeses, such as ricotta and mascarpone. Small curds yield hard cheeses-think Parmesan and Romano.


10. There are 60 Master Cheesemakers in the United States…and every one of them lives in Wisconsin.

OK, so technically Wisconsin is the only state that has a Master Cheesemaker program. But still, this is a pretty big deal and a mighty intense process. Before entering the program, you need to have a cheesemaker’s license for 10 years-a process that requires 250 school hours and a six-month apprenticeship. And yes, Wisconsin is the only state to require cheesemakers to have a license. Maybe that’s why we think Wisconsin makes the best cheese in the United States.

[Shadoweh]

DESPAIR

[Shadoweh]

Do I win with this plan? <.<

[Shadoweh]

Wow I'm really good at this game!

[Shadoweh]

Sorry I haven't been paying attention to this game! I have been making

OVER $7600 A WEEK

at home in my spare time

AUCTIONING WOMBATS over the telephone.

⊂◉‿◉つ

ht tp: //www.wombat auctioneer.com

⊂◉‿◉つ

[Shadoweh]

VOTE: End Day Early

[Shadoweh]

I thought I was a masochist but I also thought I was volunteering to play mafia, instead I got sucked into a Large Social Game so this is actually kind of pleasant in comparison?

[Shadoweh]

I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on you
But baby, I'll never get that chance
To dance that romance with you

Oh, No, cause
You're always hittin', (HIYAH!)
And kickin' (HUGH)
And putting me down. [giggle]

I hope you don't mean what you say
But I keep seeing you stickin' around
Like you/I can't get enough
So I stay and I wonder
How my hand would feel
intertwined with yours
As of now though
Girl: "What are you doing?"
Nothing but closed doors

My girl's a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase

Girl: "Hey! That was a direct attack!"

Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!

Girl: "Stupid Octopus! Take it back!"

Boy: (laughs) "So, uh, how am I an octopus?"
Girl: "How am I a cat!?"
Boy: "Well-uh. Cats are cute!"
Girl: "Go away!"

Can we get along? You're so headstrong
There's no way, go away, now so long!
Just talk to me and you will see
That's not fair, using flair you dummy

I've got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on NOT you
Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say
That it's not okay with you

Oh, Oh, cuz
You're always laughin', [chuckle]
And jokin'; [boop]
You look like a clown

But I hope you mean what you say
Boy: "I do."
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Boy: "We could."
Girl: "Ah! I'm not talking about you!"
You're not my Prince in this

I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!
I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

Boy: [laughs] "Your smile is really cute, though."

You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!

Boy: [sigh] "Alright. I just wanted to let you know."

Girl: "Uh-um hey..."

Boy: "Are you okay?"

Girl: "Yeah well heheh."

Hey, hey are you free-free today?
Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
It's not like I like you okay!
Alright cool, where do you want to go?

We could rent a boat and sail
Find a bunny and
Feed it some juicy kale
Girl: "No that sounds really stupid."
Okay well how about a;

Classy dinner by candlelight
Or scary stories til midnight
So then I could hold you tight
Ba da ba da ba

Girl: "And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No Way!"

Ooookay I think you're a little dense
I really don't like all of this talk
You have in the present tense
Ba ba da ba da

So listen here, buddy
It's all just a big fantasy
You see inside of your head! No!
So just say goodbye!

Boy: [sigh] "Eh-whatever."

Ba ba da ba da!

I'm not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere. (My girl's a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere)
Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!
UH! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess

Girl: "Pffffft You wouldn't even know what to bring."

Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!

Girl: "Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything."

[Shadoweh]

I have seen a frightening number of people think that is actually how my name is spelled, though it's not as common as cephir

Your name is Cephy-Weffy

[Shadoweh]

Because this is a mechanical game and all of us either 1) are town, 2) want to look town. We'll vote however we want when the time actually comes, I thought that'd be self evident..

This isn't even objectively true, all the scumteams claimed themselves

[Shadoweh]

You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…
You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don't change the subject
Cuz you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!

[Shadoweh]

IMPORTANT NEWS hey guys the mod said we need to

PM OUR VOTES TO END DAY EARLY

PLEASE PM OUR VOTES TO END DAY EARLY

AGAIN PM OUR VOTES TO END DAY EARLY

[Shadoweh]

I'm a winner! Thanks KLICK for inviting me to this great MAFIA GAME that you told me was going to be MAFIA

[Shadoweh]

Welcome!

You are a Aura Seer

rosterfoster, BearCavalry, Shad, Chemist1422, themilkcartonkid, 0verki11, Languste, Maruchan, Kaniffee, Pretty Bird, ReubenWasFine, NotMySpamAccount, Cinnamon, Skellen, Aronis, Invisibility, Formerfish, PenguinPower and cvb2009 all saw or moved another players card

You win if two of the following anti-town teams get voted up, Werewolf, Alien, Vampire or Super Villain ;

You win if a member of the Village dies

[Shadoweh]

WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Shadoweh]

I have changed my mind, this is in fact not a Mafia game, let us SPURN IT everyone, SPURN

[Shadoweh]

I wanted to end the day before coherent plans got made so there was a better chance of accidentally lynching town, that should have been obvious :V

[Shadoweh]

It wouldn't have because menno was immune to death no matter what, you bastards tricked me