Xenoblade 2 Mafia: Game Over

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as much as i'd feel semi-validated for my otherwise shitty play by gamma being scum, i think the much more likely scenario is he's just town who was hard pocketed

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why would you ever not use a wagon cop period thats like one of the most powerful abilities

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Why the fuck would you use a driver/blade cop over that d1 with a scum elim? Lmao

because it only tells me if there are 2 or more scum on a wagon. Thats really not helpful and if there's less, it could be 1 or 0. If there's a positive result, then that means there's 2 or more out of the 11 people on wagon. This ability is only useful nearing the end.

HOW WOULD IT NOT BE USEFUL TO KNOW IF THERE IS AT MOST 1 SCUM OUT OF 12 PEOPLE

THAT WOULD MEAN THERE ARE AT LEAST 3 IN THE PEOPLE NOT ON THE WAGON

AREN'T YOU GOOD AT MATH

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Anyone else think Noraa is being coached by someone a little more competent and just messed up the fakeclaim?

i was going to say something to the effect of "who told nora to claim wagon cop" then thought it'd be a little mean

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I'm taking the day off but I can't help but cackle, what powers DIDN'T work give Noraa? Save some for everybody else here

Best claim I've seen since I read Cobalt's Mickey Mouse with a gun

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Think you're getting too many reads to want to end the day yet unwnd!

Still need to figure out who links up with Cabd, I'm good ending the day virtually any time after mech gets sorted.

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I still don't really know how to feel about unwnd but nothing is blatantly terrible.

I'm not really opposed to fullclaiming but I'm mostly leaving our decisions on that front to the President. I despise mechanics. I like foreign policy more.

I'm also happy to see Guillotina slot taken by someone that is likely to be given breathing room by virtue of their reputation.

And I am again fine with people thinking my scumplan was to instantly bus my partner today. 2 down, after that we vote my last 3 buddies and I carry it to 3 way

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I also laughed at the President allcapsing like Noraa was town, major goofball lmao

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Nope. It's real. There actually was one post I liked where he was confused over Noraa's claim that was good though.

Rest I don't really see the need to lay awake at night wondering about.

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At least I'm not pushing an obvtown in Guillotina, I'm pretty okay fencing.

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>.>
I would really prefer someone else pair with RR.
It's not that I hate you I just feel like you're trying to pocket me, since I'm amazing at defending scum and town alike by being suuuuuper annoying.

it doesn't have to be you, i just want someone to blaze it with during the night phase

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He likes you, don't buy this tsundere shit

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Wow thanks guys this is a really supportive game I am having a great time

You should get direction and start from somewhere, but I don't know where that somewhere is

I would like to dive in and read the whole game but if you guys are just gonna vote me off tomorrow because of my predecessor's actions I don't really wanna bother lol

I'll probably just ISO Cakez and try to find associations and if I get cleared overnight I'll commit to reading the whole game

you're gonna have a lot of time on your hands during this long 4 day night phase


granted i didn't reread and i was actually here the entire time, so.

but bush did! i was busy watching cartoons on the teevee

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What a trainwreck. I hate this but I have to drive ~2 hours and can't sit and bash my head against a wall all day hoping I'm more hardheaded than the bricks.

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We need a town driver tonight. Period. Anyone who thinks this slot is scum thinks we're bussing and trying to go the distance. This is blatantly going against that, so humor is for 5 seconds.

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Cabd is having way too much fun with this lmao, I'm sure recovery+the actual pain sucks but at least he's making the most of it

Watching Cabd mowing over my town read high as fuck should be horrifying but somehow is just absolutely hilarious

HIGH CABD GO BRRRR

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I'm going to have to dip for awhile, idk the vote counts at all

Brian is there any chance you'll reconsider your drive choice

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is there anything important in the last 10 pages i should actually read

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hi nacho

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[5] Not Voting (beeboy, Gamma Emerald, Spiffeh, ManWithNoName, REAGAN BUSH 84)

Wow scum gave up?

The POE pool... They're not even voting lmfao.

i mean you folks seem to have a decent handle on things as it is

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Alright, I'm back just in time to cry when it gets hammered (Looks like E-1?)

At least Nacho lookin' fine.

Muffin I think you pointed out that me scumreading Nacho was a bit ironic, I concur and I think I have a post about it somewhere. If his scumreads are mostly aligned with mine I'm fine. He also knows better than to push Noraa here and also is going to bat for Spiffeh.

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Also after selling my soul to League the last year, let me say that I am glad I am employed and have something else to do again

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644 Zac games in 6 months took its toll on this mortal body

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If this were a mini I'd probably fight this harder but I think at this point if me/Nacho's points combined have done nothing, way too many players to persuade and the confidence of the leaders won't really be shaken by anything but a flip (I don't mean this in a negative/egoism accusation way)

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wait

cabd what if i said please

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I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of Spiffeh's posting but it's more me just not really agreeing with his approach/more flippant attitude. I have no clue how to read him and am putting more stock in Guillotina/the claim.

I also would rather keep the game nice and working together, even if I hit the gas, argue up a storm, and somehow pull the votes off there's a good chance I do more damage by causing stubborn/egotistical chaos.

I think we're basically on the same page, I guess I should probably read someone else like unwnd or LLD but part of me is lazy and wants to wait for the flip. I've also wanted to doublecheck Gamma even though I know there's several tangible posts out there I liked.

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Honestly though scumGamma would have pulled out all the stops in some of the weirdest of ways so maybe I don't really need to doublecheck

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You never said please!

I'm actually going to talk it over with Reagan even though I still think no.

This is antithetical to every way that I've ever played the game lmao but the little devil on my shoulder says to yeah, it's fine just hard troll like that.

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Reagan appears to be trapped in a mental labyrinth of his own making, unable to discern the correct way to turn and too senile to realize he should just follow the right hand side.

He did however point out that it's kind of a dick play and he's right, especially since Spiffeh is much more of an asset than Guillotina was, so no.

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I think Nacho's posting has gotten better but I would again say that you would be doing us all a public service even if I know being locked in a PT with two bingo enthusiasts isn't your idea of a great time

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To be fair if Cabd can't find us a driver he's not getting this vote

He gonna have to WAIT

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I dunno, I'm pretty lukewarm on Firebringer and I think petapan tore up the Bell shrine he made on top of his dresser

He even changed the background photo of his Motorola Razr to one of Regfan instead

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I feel like "I'm doing what I please" is the most scum Nacho line I've heard in awhile lmao

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Like historically I'm an awful Nacho reader but I watched this man give a mile long speech about how the meaning of being scum was all about freedom, absolute freedom, yadda yadda yadda, could have mistaken it for one of our Eastern Europe speeches

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Man I really was just kidding about the vote thing but this is a tempting trade

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I'm gonna stay true to my values

I'm gonna say no to the thing I most want

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Bell, it's okay, you can give the football to the presidents. I want my speech, and my night of sleep.

Are you sure they don't have a garotte.

Don't worry, we're 2nd amendment supporters for a reason

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I said no first sorry bucko IT WAS ME

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I'm gonna stay true to my values

I'm gonna say no to the thing I most want

Sorry Cabd

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I couldn't troll Spiffeh but I could troll you and waste like 2 pages of this game. All's well that ends well.

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VOTE: Noraa

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I feel like "I'm doing what I please" is the most scum Nacho line I've heard in awhile lmao

Like historically I'm an awful Nacho reader but I watched this man give a mile long speech about how the meaning of being scum was all about freedom, absolute freedom, yadda yadda yadda, could have mistaken it for one of our Eastern Europe speeches

Man I love remembering random scum PT posts from over 3 years ago

Like being scum is absolute freedom. You don't have to follow rules you don't have to be loyal to anyone you can quickhammer if you want to you don't have to play to your town meta at all (I legitimately never ever ever have unless I'm trying to fool Tammy)

Little shorter than a mile but I'll take it

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hey what's up

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i would like to be able to fullclaim to someone tonight but am aware we're not exactly in a position of trust and so may not have a willing driver

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if there's a taker, say so before lock

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don't be a hinckley

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i suppose it'd be a beautiful irony if the guy prism spent all day defending turns around and vigs us

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why

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i'm just going to formally rescind the request for a driver at this point. executive decision.

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hi

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Who’s scum, presidents?

dunno

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lolourreads

should i just claim now

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I am upset that Unwnd and Flavor are dead.

sorry

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how was everyone's thanksgiving?
hope it was good yep yep

my cranberry sauce got burnt

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One for one-DiMaggio!
Two for two-Perfect streak!
Two for three-Missed one!

~BUT IT'S STILLLLLLL OOOOOOOON~

If I'm wrong on Guillotina/Spiffeh then WHATEVA lmao

Someone asked us who scum was iirc, I had Maria as next up in line but idk now. unwnd was hanging back in my 5th/6th pick so it's kinda nice to see him flipped?

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What questions you got for me Bell

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Yes, petapan is a Celtics fan. I know, it's tragic.

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I harddefended scum yesterday and I accept that my role is now to Stay Out The Fuckin' Way

I also just haven't really read anymore of this game, so I mean

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I'm fine going 2 for 3 but whew lawd do I sure love defending scum, at this point I might quit my dayjob and go fulltime

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Me and Nacho, hangin' out at the bus stop. Two Guillotina-stans just waiting for our ride.

"That your bus?" he says

"No, it's yours", I reply

push

Anyway it was him not me thanks for coming to my TED talk

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are we finishing the claims or what

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oh

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Reagan NC took MWNNs fakeclaim its game over

i saw that but wasn't sure if they all just gave up

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can we have a driver tonight to, i dunno, post gifs and youtube links in the pt or something?

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and empire

?

You called?

lol

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Worst was that anon account mafia where scum made a post in the scum PT to run it by the team first then copy pasted it in the main thread (which linked to the scum PT).

That was hilarious.

LMAO reading that game was amazing
Wasn't it Nacho????

I forget who it was. Iirc the account was based off friends?

it was notscience on joey tribbiani, with his very first post in the game as a replacement

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I thought it was him but wasn’t sure

i remembered it because that was my last game before this year

not my finest hour tbh

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We’re you guys crumbing Jin here?

I think this was just peta crumbing gunsmith miller, when I told Bell we believed in the 2nd amendment as a joke later on I think he took it as a real vig claim

We could only link with artificial blades so we were scouring the thread for any hint of something that looked like an artificial crumb. Human rights thing made us think maybe artificial but the possible Jin crumb had us thinking well maybe not, so we just tried to link with you guys anyway.

the dead kennedys lyrics were purely for the sake of quoting the dead kennedys