Gears of War Mafia (Over!)

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RC, after the game is over and you see how fucking awful your tunneling was, will you kneel and kiss my feet?

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Yesssssssss.

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I lied about my investigation so active scum wouldn't night kill me.

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facepalm at reck's last post

what the 2348#@%^!@#%@$!#

Dude, seriously, think about it - I say I'm going to investigate one of the FIVE active players (and it's clearly not me or you, so that narrows it down a lot), scum start to squirm and off me before I can get my investigation done. Thus, I claim to investigate a lurker (active-scum won't worry about that since they'd be down for a bus on their lurkerscumbuddy anyway), make sure I don't get NKed last night, and actually investigate an active player so I know who to trust.

I now know that Jack is town, and you are as well. That's very helpful in the endgame, except for the whole fact that you're doing nothing but tunneling on me when I'm town.

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Unvote

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HOW DO YOU SCUMHUNT WHEN NOBODY'S EVEN HARDLY HERE

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Went back and iso'd CMAR to see if I could pick up on any connections. Not really much to glean from it, but...

A bit of odd meta-interaction between kunk and CMAR doesn't really make me think anything specific... but CMAR's scum play was so self-conscious that I'm trying to read it in that context.

CMAR blatantly buddied up to Socrates and posted fluff posts for most of his iso.

He does, however, bandwagon Karma right here. Could be a bus, but I doubt it, since he doesn't actually ATTACK Karma, he just slips onto the bandwagon. Later on, he attempts to explain his vote, but it seems weak and half-assed... so I'm willing to bet CMAR wouldn't bus his buddy D1 like that by going weak vote -> backpedal -> weak case. Especially since Karma-scum wouldn't assault CMAR like that, knowing it would wind up in his lynch.

Ugh, but THEN he does a PBPA on Reaper and hops off of the Karma wagon. Granted, the Karma "wagon" was only himself and BC at the time, whereas kunk was the only one voting Reaper...

THIS POST IS TOO FULL OF POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS WTF:
- Soft pressure on BC.
- Calls kunk town.
- Null read on Fate ("I have a tough time reading you")
- Dislikes Karma's vote on silver.
- Lays down a vote on silver anyway.
SOMEONE MAKE SENSE OF THIS FOR ME. WHY DOES HE SOFT-ATTACK KARMA'S VOTE ON SILVER BUT THEN VOTE SILVER?

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Haylen = Karma, correct?

There's just too much odd interaction there. He completely ignores MPR and Amish_Charney (me), but mentions everyone else who is still alive by name. Which means, at some point in his iso, he HAD to have mentioned AT LEAST two of his scumbuddies.

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RECK'S SUPERFANTASTIC SCUMLIST:

Townie as Fuck

xRECKONERx
Jack
ReaperCharlie

Everyone Else in order of Towniest to Least Townie

Fate
kunk
Karma
MPR

BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT SCUMLIST UGH. IF WE LYNCH FROM THAT POOL OF PEOPLE I MEAN WE HAVE A 50%-75% CHANCE OF HITTING SCUM.

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Let's see: I don't have any 'real' reads, and I don't trust my reads, so I go off of objective data:

1) I know that I am town, so of course I'm on my own list.
2) I investigated Jack last night and discovered he was town.
3) ReaperCharlie is the un-counterclaimed mason, therefore he is town.

Out of the remaining people:
You are townier than the rest of them because you've been actively participating.
This means I'd lynch pretty much any one of kunk/Karma/MPR.

CryMeARiver (8)

: xRECKONERx, Fate,

Jack

, kunkstar7, MPR,

Socrates

, Karma,

ReaperCharlie

Socrates (1): DGB
SensFan (1)

:

CMAR

BloodCovenent (1): Slicey

Jack (1)

:

BloodCovenent

Not Voting (2):

Kise, SensFan

Check it - every single scum was bussing CMAR. Karma is the obvious choice for showing up at the end there, but then again, it's not like you or I, Fate, can take credit for being early on the wagon anymore since clearly all scum got on the wagon at some point.

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Wait a FUCKING second...

WAGON ANALYSIS TIME:

Karma (5): Socrates, Fate, DGB, ReaperCharlie, xRECKONERx
ReaperCharlie (2): MehPlusRawr, Karma
silverbullet999 (2): BloodCovenent, CMAR
BloodCovenent (2): Slicey, silverbullet999
Socrates (1): Jack

Not Voting (2): Kise, kunkstar7

IMPORTANT SHIT HERE:
1. So - three confirmed town were on Karma's wagon, plus me and Fate.
2. Meanwhile, MPR and Karma were pushing a wagon on Reaper's wagon, who is now all-but-confirmed townie.

Slicey (4): xRECKONERx, DGB, Fate, Karma
ReaperCharlie (2): MehPlusRawr
silverbullet999 (2): BloodCovenent, CMAR
BloodCovenent (2): Slicey, silverbullet999
Socrates (1): Jack
xRECKONERX (1): ReaperCharlie
Karma (1): Socrates

Not Voting (2): Kise, kunkstar7

I'm gonna need to re-read this part... but why the fuck did the Karma wagon go from full-steam-ahead to everyone jumping off, and THREE of us hopping on the Slicey wagon? MPR is still sitting on Reaper's wagon all by his lonesome, while everyone else pretty much remained the same.

Socrates (3): Jack, DGB, xRECKONERx
Slicey (2): Karma, kunkstar7
ReaperCharlie (2): MehPlusRawr, Fate
SensFan (2): BloodCovenent, CMAR
Karma (1): Socrates
CryMeARiver (1): ReaperCharlie
BloodCovenent (1): Slicey

Not Voting (2): Kise, SensFan

Two confirmedtown + me move over to the Socrates wagon, while Karma and kunk stay on Slicey.

SOMEONE REMIND ME TO GO LOOK FOR KARMA/KUNK INTERACTION DURING THIS PART OF THE GAME.

Fate slides over to join MPR on the RC wagon, everyone else pretty much stays.

CryMeARiver (3): ReaperCharlie, xRECKONERx, Fate
Socrates (2): Jack, DGB
Slicey (2): Karma, kunkstar7
ReaperCharlie (1): MehPlusRawr
SensFan (1): CMAR
Karma (1): Socrates
BloodCovenent (1): Slicey
Jack (1): BloodCovenent

Not Voting (2): Kise, SensFan

Confirmtown + CAPS LAWK ALLIANCE jumps all over CMAR. Where is everyone else at this point? Well, Jacktown and DGBtown are wagoning Socratestown. Karma and kunkstar are still sitting on Slicey's wagon, and MPR is

still

sitting on RC all by his lonesome. Socrates is the lone vote on Karma at this point.

CryMeARiver (4): xRECKONERx, Fate, Jack, kunkstar7
DGB (2): Karma, ReaperCharlie
Socrates (1): DGB
ReaperCharlie (1): MehPlusRawr
SensFan (1): CMAR
Karma (1): Socrates
BloodCovenent (1): Slicey
Jack (1): BloodCovenent


Not Voting (2): Kise, SensFan

Okay - so RC for some stupid fucking reason votes DGB while kunkstar and Jacktown join up with me and Fate on the CMAR wagon. Guess what Karma's doing? Still hoping a rival wagon springs up on someone else.

Karma had a wagon on him, then leaped onto the Sliceywagon as soon as he could (wasn't that just a lurker wagon, anyway?). He then STAYED on the lurkerwagon with kunkstar while the wagon on CMAR formed, until finally he hopped on at the last second. Looks to me like Karma was trying to find competing wagons.

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Vote: Haylen

Has to be. It. Has. To. Be.

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READ WHAT I JUST POSTED HAYLEN
READ IT

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Still not defending yourself.

[xRECKONERx]

Actually, I guess you can't, since you're not Karma.

Can we just lynch Haylen please?

[xRECKONERx]

Not yet.

[xRECKONERx]

1) This is so irrelevant I don't even know what to say to you right now. I guess you're just not even gonna put up a fight?

2) 10%

[xRECKONERx]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM.

NOW THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH LURKERS.

I LOVE THIS

TOWN

blatantly obvious scum team.

Fixed.

Karma dies violently, and then Kunkstar dies even more violently.

We should've just listened to Socrates

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Karma Kunkstar and DGB are scum, Sensfan.

But we're lynching Slicey right now because his refusal to play D1 takes a lynch to the face.

Fate also called a Karma/Kunk team way early

[xRECKONERx]

You're the same player slot.

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LYNCH PLZ

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Why is ReaperCharlie still alive? He's confirmed town.
Why would scum kill BC over RC? BC was a likely mislynch target.

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Whatever. I'm just seriously ready for this game to be over.

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Case please.

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Haylen (3): xRECKONERx, kunkstar7, Fate
xRECKONERx (1): ReaperCharlie

Not Voting (3): MehPlusRawr, Haylen, Jack

With 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.

Either Haylen is scum, or MPR is scum.
Or both.
Look at this fucking vote count, Reaper. Use your brain.

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MPR either hasn't showed up yet to hammer the townie for the win, or Haylen is actual scum and kunk/Fate are already bussing.

and yes
CONGRATS ON THE KID, RC

[xRECKONERx]

Dear God Reaper.
There is like a tiny, tiny chance that you could be guessing the scumteam wrong at this point, and you nailed it.
Congratulations.

[xRECKONERx]

MOD CAN WE GET A FUCKING PROD ON MPR

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SPOILER IS BROKEN
FUCK YOU REAPER

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or more

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I'm thinking not.

I'm thinking at least one of Haylen/MPR has to be scum at this point, but hey, it's D4 and probably LYLO.

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HAMMER HAYLEN. SHE IS SCUM.

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Unvote

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Okay, so now MPR/Haylen have to be scumbuddies if one of them is scum.

Or wait, maybe not. Fuck. Maybe Fate/kunk/Haylen is the scumteam.

God dammit this just got way too confusing again.

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But Haylen has to be scum, right? Otherwise, if she was town, scum would've already piled on for the hammer and the win, correct?

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Reaper, play with me for just a second here.

Assume I'm town. I know, IMPOSSIBLE, right? But assume I'm town.
Then how would you be looking at the current wagon situation?

[xRECKONERx]

You'd be hammering me in LyLo if you thought I was town?

WTF dude.

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REAPER SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE RETARD PILE WITH VV. THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS

VOTE: HAYLEN

FUCK THIS.
Scumteam has to be Haylen+MPR+Kunk/Fate.

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Maybe we could just do Korean Back to English.

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WHAT DOESN'T COMPUTE ABOUT THAT REAPER? HONESTLY
SERIOUSLY

SERIOUSLY

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK.

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HONESTLY

It's probably Haylen + Kunk + MPR.

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Man, too much second guessing here.
Haylen is scum.
Jack and Reaper and I are town.

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Nah, disgusting language is much more fitting for this.

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That was the hammer?

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SHIT YES THAT MEANS WE WON FATE

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Hey Haylen.

One night kill each night.

K thx.

But no I'm seriously town. If Haylen's telling the truth then fuck this game.

[xRECKONERx]

Unvote

just in case that wasn't the hammer and

Vote: kunk

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rofl you guys ate up my fake claim of mason with sensfan/silverbullet

i knew this was a bastard game immediately when i found out nobody counter-claimed me. wtf?

i am a day killing SK (the brumak) and i decided to reserve my powers for now for pure wifom.

daykill: Fate

CLEARLY
CLEARLY THIS WAS THE CASE

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOD

[xRECKONERx]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
DUDE
IF YOU GUYS LOSE THIS GAME

I will type more profanities.

~Shotty

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WHOO YEAH HAMMER GAME OVER
TOWNWIN?

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At least this game made the Records page. 4th longest day in MS history (at least, of all the ones posted on the records page).

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Unless Jack was a Godfather, we won. I told you my investigative results.

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I don't see how he'd be investigation-immune though. I'd expect RAAM to be the Godfather if anything.

Also, I find it funny that this whole game was pretty much just town screaming profusely at town. Me, Fate, Reaper, BC, DGB, Jack...all town.

The lurkers WERE scum.