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Welcome to Spontaneous Bastard Mafia II, a production of Incest TM. Please be so kind as to abide by the rules, and life (especially your own) will be swell (ok maybe not, but still).
And speaking of rules, here they are!
RULES:
1) This is a normal mafia game, as far as you know, and you shall treat it as such, with the following exceptions:
2) DON'T BAH POST. Yes, it is now rule two, because it's important to me because it is. If you violate this rule you will be modkilled instantly.
3) Don't be a jackass, please. It's a game, and I want it to stay enjoyable for everyone. If you violate this rule you will be modkilled and banned from my future games.
4) I may change, add, edit, or remove any rules, especially ones that have two redundant adjectives in them.
5) [REDACTED]
6) Play your role in the spirit of which it was designed. Loopholes may work, but know that I frown upon them and may penalize your faction for exploiting one in a variety of ways, depending on how severely you violate the spirit of your role (since this is a bastard game I have a large number of such penalties at my disposal, including making you at L-1 every single day, killing your vote, giving you an arbitrary post restriction, and just plain outright killing you). Please don't think that if I technically can't modkill you for not breaking my rules that anything you do will be okay with me.
Titillating, Sensual People:
a2rudeboy
gandalf5166
chesskid3
CooLDoG
CJMiller
Pomegranate
Fate
Knight of Cydonia (replacing Espeonage)
WeaponsofMassConstruction
curiouskarmadog
Papa Zito
quadz08
vezokpiraka
Wraith
Unfeeling, but Alluring People:
SlySly, Chino (West Side Story), Town Potentially Suicidal Antischemer, killed Day 1
Singersigner(replacing Kaleidoscope), Mandragora (Harry Potter), Town Nativity Neutralizer, Antidote Living Brew, lynched Day 1
Tasky, Bita Plant (Banana Bottom), Neutral Rape Victim, killed Night 1
Zang, Yin (Yang), Mafia Spiritual Gemini, killed Day 2
Beefster, The Big Bang (Real Life), Town Alpha, Personality Retriever, lynched Day 2
Shattered Viewpoint, Anita (West Side Story), Town Rape Victim, killed Night 2
Play to win, and have fun! Day 1 will start when either Day 0/Night 0 ends OR everyone has confirmed in this thread.
Prepare for madness.