Best of the Internet Mafia: Over!

[HezLucky]

Ba Ba Lickshot.

I breadren be a Jamaican.

Vote: CA

[HezLucky]

Unvote, Vote: JechtMurray

since, to be honest, I don't care.

[HezLucky]

And secondly HezLucky,

What the hell, you don't care who we lynch? How do you mean that? Would that mean that you don't care because your too lazy to pay attention to the game, or that you don't care because no matter what either of those two arent in your scum group?

Either way your not helping the town by not careing.

I have my reason for not caring.

If you were in my position, you wouldn't care either.

NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY... immigrants...

[HezLucky]

That is not how you say my name.

I'm going to say something very controversial now:

I hurt my back.

[HezLucky]

So anyway, I was at the what-cha-ma-call-it the other day and something something and I yell out something about South Africa.

Some drunk, white lady in the back yells out YA MON!

I said South Africa, not Jamaica.

Drunkards.

Unvote: JechtMurray

... whose idea was that anyway?

[HezLucky]

What!? Why would anyone want to lynch Hez!!!

I have a better idea. You pick the cotton. I will get the t-shirts made... and together, we can WHOLE-SALE IT!

Vote: StrykkerVerde

[HezLucky]

Hasn't Strykker asked to be replaced?

Not....yet?

[HezLucky]

Lost Prophet wins if he is lynched???

Somebody gonna get ahurt real bad...

[HezLucky]

I haven't been contributing to this game because I've been sick for the past few days.

Ya downloading bastards.

Am I going to contribute now? Nope. Still sick.

[HezLucky]

While I'm at it, I will throw a

Vote: Adele

Do you want an explanation? She's scum.

I can't give you anything further until I feel better though.

[HezLucky]

I've been sick since Feb...6?7?

I don't have to tell you anything I don't want to, ya little freak [french + greek].

[HezLucky]

Yeah the fact he just slaps a vote on you Adele is really not helping his case in my eyes

I don't need to explain anything quite yet.

I'm happy just lying back and watching scum slip up.

I can tell the difference between a townie on my wagon and a scum. This wagon provides information to me. If you're on it and you're scum, I may already have you figured out.

[HezLucky]

Well no duh you can't always tell.

But sometimes you just have to believe in the Hez.

If my wagon gets big enough I'll be able to point the scum out to you easily.

Right now, it's too likely that my wagon is either concentrated with more town or more scum than the numbers usually provide. I need a bigger wagon on me before I am to do any pointing.

[HezLucky]

Is roland lurking on purpose or is he not even here?

[HezLucky]

lol
Im still going to hold off.
I dont like voting for him if he really has left and isn't just lurking.

Lynch All Lurkers.

I believe it's "Lynch all Liars"

[HezLucky]

Quit arguing with Hezlucky, unless it leads to him voting for Rolandofthelurkerscum.

Why on earth would I vote for someone who can't defend himself?

It just doesn't make sense.

[HezLucky]

Quit arguing with Hezlucky, unless it leads to him voting for Rolandofthelurkerscum.

Why on earth would I vote for someone who can't defend himself?

It just doesn't make sense.

Some would ask why you would fake a post restriction....

I'd be bored to death if I didn't.

[HezLucky]

I don't mind being lynched before endgame. I think it would be more profitable for the town actually.

But I am going to put up a fight before I claim (which will be VERY interesting indeed oh boy) in order to help the town catch scum.

Not that I really care whether the town wins or not.

[HezLucky]

SK claim, of course. Why do people think that claiming SK will save them from a lynch? It doesn't!

Not even close.

Can tell you right now I won't be claiming SK.

[HezLucky]

SK claim, of course. Why do people think that claiming SK will save them from a lynch? It doesn't!

Not even close.

Can tell you right now I won't be claiming SK.

Cultist then.

You have 10 guesses.

You probably won't get it.

I will give off my list of suspects as I claim.

And explain everything.

Some of you are just making yourselves look more suspicious. When you hear my claim, you'll be like "crap why'd I have to bandwagon him"

For teh record, I am not any sort of power role. I have no night actions... anymore.

[HezLucky]

SK claim, of course. Why do people think that claiming SK will save them from a lynch? It doesn't!

Not even close.

Can tell you right now I won't be claiming SK.

Cultist then.

You have 10 guesses.

You probably won't get it.

I will give off my list of suspects as I claim.

And explain everything.

Some of you are just making yourselves look more suspicious. When you hear my claim, you'll be like "crap why'd I have to bandwagon him"

For teh record, I am not any sort of power role. I have no night actions... anymore.

[HezLucky]

I would like to request a vote count though.

Lynching me is of no benefit to the town if I'm lynched before I can say certain things.

Would prefer if an accidental lynch didn't occur.

[HezLucky]

Nope.

Once I claim, the mafia has absolutely no reason to kill me.

If anything, the correct thing to do for the town would be to lynch someone else today after hearing my claim, and vig me at night.

[HezLucky]

But I'm not claiming yet, I want more juice.

Don't vote for me just for the sake of voting for me though, because if you are town you are not helping out because I'll just point you out.

[HezLucky]

Please have a reason for voting for me.

kthx.

Any bandwagoners who don't actually have a reason for voting for me ("he wants to be voted for" is not one) should be seriously looked at.

[HezLucky]

So you need votes to be useful, want votes, claim there isn't a good reason to vote for you, and don't want people to vote for you without a reason?

I mean, are your requests intentionally contradictory?

They might be.

You are fine. You gave a reason. I have no problem with you voting for me

But this wagon is supposed to help catch scum. It doesn't work if people don't give explanations so I know how ...good... their intentions are.

[HezLucky]

And the town gains nothing from this wagon at all if people don't give their explanations.

[HezLucky]

unvote, vote: HezLucky

for being incredibly vague and making self-contradicting statements.

You are making excuses to vote me.

How do I know this? You were already voting me... like 5 posts up.

I'll claim in a bit. Gonna ask a few people some questions in the meantime.

[HezLucky]

k I've looked over.

I just need explanations from the following two people as to why they've voted for me:
JechtMurray
DrippingGoofball

As well as explanations from anyone else who wants to vote for me before I claim.

Then I will claim, with a nice list of who is scum

[HezLucky]

Just as soon as JechtMurray and DrippingGoofball give a reason for their votes I will claim.

They can say "No reason" too, but that's just admitting that they're scum.

[HezLucky]

Has Hez claimed yet?

Because this is stalling the game...

And teh game will unstall after those 2 explain their votes, as I have a nice post coming.

BTW, If I am speedlynched, please auto-lynch whoever puts the lynching vote on me as you will quickly find I am protown.

[HezLucky]

nice quick response... that bodes well for you my friend.

Now we wait on DrippingGoofball and then I claim.

[HezLucky]

Here's the big post I promised:

I will go through each person on my bandwagon and simply rank them all in order. There will be no ties.

Usually when a bandwagoned town role does this, their emotions get in the way and they are unable to determine who is scum.

Not me. My emotions cannot get in the way. Why not? I simply don't care.

Shall I claim now? Or at the bottom of this post? Hmm.. let's go with bottom. Here are the people on my bandwagon,
and I am picking out the scum for you one by one.

Hmm... the day started on Page 21. Alright. We'll go from there. Through 12 pages of reading... and because I've always
wanted to do this, I am assigning each person a % with likelihood of being scum, with 30-35% being the average because it
seems that 30-35% of all players are non-town in games.

NOTE: I use the word "spurious" a lot.

SCUM-O-METER

The following is a ranking of the people that have voted for me at some point this day in the order that they are likely
to be scum. This list also includes a few people who have not voted for me, just to emphasize said fact.

1)

DrippingGoofball

: Post 560. Places second vote on HezLucky and cites reason for voting as "reasons stated by Adele". These
are the same reasons that she wrote that implied that she had never heard of a post restriction. Spurious reason for a
vote, I know, but this is an even scummier move on DG's part. Switches vote to CES Post 623. CES at that point in the
game was doing an excellent job explaining why voting for someone with a post restriction is stupid. Not looking good DG.
Post 650 she unvotes and goes on a lurker hunt to vote Roland. It seems she'll join any bandwagon. That's not a town-like
attitude. You can also rest assured she isn't a power role as no power role would be that aggressive. Goofball then REVOTES
me Post 745. Wow, vote hopping to the extreme and also repeating what mbf says and claiming that I am claiming SK. It seems
like she is just making up reasons to get me lynched. Finally, when I ask for reasons from DG as to why she voted for me,
I also asked reasons from JechtMurray and Jecht responded right away and DG was the one that took the longer time. This is
a scum tell. I often do this. I vote for someone because I'm scum and they aren't, want them lynched but feel too lazy
to come up with reasons when asked about them and thus take slightly longer than a protown role would.

SCUM-O-METER: 75%

2)

Armlx

: Puts 4th vote on Hez. Cites reason as "must...kill...all post-restricted". Why kill someone with a post restriction?
Once again, this is the same type of spurious reasoning Adele started and Armlx's fourth vote only serves to get the
bandwagon up off the ground and moving. He votes for the same reasons as Adele without stating it but his vote serves as
the (oh boy physics) applied force to accelerate the bandwagon.

SCUM-O-METER: 45%

3)

Adele

: Post 520. Votes me BECAUSE I "have" a post restriction. Um, okay. Not only does the vote not make any sense but
it is at the beginning of the day. Post 551 implies she has never heard of a post restriction before. With 579 posts on
this website, I find that unlikely. I voted Adele in Post 595, and at that point she had 45% on the Scum-O-Meter so it
wasn't a bad vote on my part necessarily. Starting a wagon for spurious reasons. Post 626 encourages more people to vote
for Hez and basically states that those who don't are scared that I will peg them because they are scum. This is good.
She could've unvoted and looked elsewhere without mentioning this but she chose to pursue it. However, she seems so
keen all this time in trying to get a Hezwagon started but then she suddenly changes course in Post 668 to vote for a
lurker. o_O Puts it back on Hez in Post 708 after Sotty's vote-inducing Post 707. Cites reason as "making us believe
that he had a restriction in order to undercontribute". This is actually fine by me.

SCUM-O-METER: 44%

4)

mikeburnfire

: Post 723 I just found pure bullcrap... and it doesn't even relate to me. Post 739 he is just trying to get
the Hez wagon to take off by claiming that I am claiming SK. Then post 751 he asks for a claim because the "mafia will
probably kill you because they know you ahve a special role". What? I thought you thought I was scum. That's no way to
talk to someone who you think is scum.

SCUM-O-METER: 41%

5)

cropcircles

: randomly bandwagons me, post 575. I should've asked him for a reason. I'll put him at average I guess. I am
going to accuse him of skimming through the game, but that doesn't mean he's scum. He is generally not helpful, as his
NEXT POST is Post 704 which consists of 5 words "Meh...Vote Roland I suppose". Lurker much?

SCUM-O-METER: 38%

6)

Glork

: Post 775, votes me for seemingly no reason whatsoever. Glork replaced someone, FYI. Wouldn't a protown role
take a little longer to vote for me than a scum one?

SCUM-O-METER: 31%

7)

TSAGod

: Prefers lynching lurker on Day 2 against someone who we have a lot of information on. Also thinks Hez might
have investigative role. I don't see this particularly as pro-town or neutral either way. Post 772 he decides that I'm
not an investigative role, feels mad about this and votes for me. This is normal, non-scummy behaviour but it doesn't
show that he's pro-town in any way.

SCUM-O-METER: 30%

8)

JechtMurray

: Defends Adele's starting of the Hezwagon by voting Cogito Ergo Sum. I don't see how a townie could possibly
see Adele as right in this argument as she is voting someone based on a post restriction and Cogito is explaining why
this isn't a good idea. After finding out Roland's made one post all game, doesn't unvote for Roland? Well, actually,
finally votes for Roland in post 666. THIS IS A SIGN. (kidding relax). Jecht is curious post 744 so he sticks a vote
on me. Post 780, gives a quick response when I ask why he's voting for me. That's good. That means his reasons are legit
and he didn't have to "think them up", unlike DrippingGoofball.

SCUM-O-METER: 29%

9)

Pooky

: Post 709, votes Hez due to lying. Pooky is a good player though so will get lower than the default-30%.

SCUM-O-METER: 27%

10)

Commodore Amazing

: Sticks 6th vote on me for seemingly no reason. This is pre-restrictionreveal. Seems happy that he's
on the wagon after mbf states that Hez must be claiming SK. Unvotes Hez and votes mbf. Not sure of what to think of this.
Tries to connect me to CES. I find the fact that he was looking for a connection at thie point in the game to be
disturbingly town-like.

SCUM-O-METER: 21%

11)

Aureal

: "Boy, you people really like jumping to conclusions, don't you?" This said after mbf and goofball keep trying
to "guess" my roles.

SCUM-O-METER: 10%

12)

Sotty7

: Post 576, she refuses to vote Hez due to a post restriction. Places 5th vote on me seemingly because she thinks that
placing lots of votes on me will result in me immediately catching scum. This is not true but I can see why she would think
this so I'm not holding this against her. Unvotes soonafter to vote for Roland who is discovered to be lurking. This is
another good move on her part, as it shows that she doesn't care too much whether the Hezwagon takes off and is willing
to be reasonable. Post 694 "why on earth would you fake a post restriction?" Deflects the Roland wagon in exchange for the
Hezwagon. I believe this to be a clean move.

SCUM-O-METER: 4%

13)

elvis_knits

: Simply will not join my bandwagon, and it's just SO EASY TO. After EVERYTHING, will not join my wagon.

SCUM-O-METER: 3%

14)

Cogito Ergo Sum

: Refuses to pursue a HezLucky bandwagon after Adele starts it off with one vote. Claims Adele is role
fishing, which makes sense. He then replies to elvis_knits by explaining why Adele's pursuit of HezLucky's "restriction"
is pointless. Good posting as he explains why pressuring HezLucky helps scum narrow down options. Wow, he is so not
scum. Even after Sotty's post which asks why I would fake a post restriction, he will not vote for me even though it is
SO EASY TO. He even kept an open mind and said that claiming Hez lied is misrepresentation. Finally votes me but only
because of Sotty's misrepresentation that I want more votes. That's not true. I want more votes with reasons. Luckily,
he's clean up to this point so there is very little that can possibly get him up in the SCUM-O-METER. He seems to have
forgotten that he's voting for me though, as he unvotes in Post 770 and sticks a vote on me... obviously that doesn't
change the post count. Claims vote due to me being "incredibly vague and making self-contradicting statements".

SCUM-O-METER: 2%

Let's Wrap it Up

Now you may ask, why did I do this? What's going on Hez?

Once again, I am using my magical scum-catching finger to point out scum for you. However, you know that my scum catching
finger is not being swayed by emotions. How do you know this? The role claim. It's coming soon. Sometimes it is necessary
to believe in the Hez. This is one such time. An unemotional Hez = an accurate Hez and an accurate Hez = good for the town.

Similarly, a protown, accurate Hez = uuuuuuber.

Enough of that. Time for the claim... but first...

The Post Restriction

I am Russell Peters. Download anything off the internet? Early on in the game, every post I had had some sort of Russell
Peters quote in it. Then I forgot and simply didn't care anymore about it. When I got caught on it, my nonchalant attitude
was exactly that; because I don't care.

Role Claim

The time you have all been waiting for.

I am not infact Russell Peters.

I do not have any sort of post restriction.

What I did have... was one bullet.

I am

Red

. I had one bullet. I am searching for

Blue

. My goal is to

find and kill
Blue

. If I am able to do this, my

win condition is satisfied

and I have won the game.

I am Hez

Lucky

. I found Blue

Night One

and subsequently killed him. My win condition is satisfied.

There is no way
I can possibly lose this game

maybe unless I get modkilled or something. I do not have anymore powers. I am the
equivalent of a Townie that has already won the game... I guess that means I'm less of a Townie in a way. I should've left
town long ago :p.

I am protown... but would not be useful at endgame because I would be careless.

What this means

We started with Night. What would you do in a game where your win condition was satisfied Day One? You would have fun, of
course! I decided to fake a Russell Peters post restriction and go with that the whole game, seriously claiming if need
be. I eventually forgot about it as I took more interest in the game and that has lead to this bandwagon.

Not that I
care or anything

.

Look over all my posts. All of this checks out. You can lynch me, I don't really care. But if you are protown you will
do the profitable thing.

What You Should Do

Look. I've won the game. There are two cases:

Case 1: All of the above is true.
If you lynch me, you waste a lynch. Lynches are the only way to catch mafia. Why waste a lynch on someone who has already
won and is technically protown? Rather, you should

vig me

and use this lynch on someone else. Hey... I'm still
protown and I did sign up for a mafia game, so I can still help you guys out a little.

If I am alive tomorrow, then lynch me.

Case 2: I'm really scum.
You are vigging me at night... and I am giving you permission to lynch me tomorrow if I am still alive. 'Nuff said.

Quick Summary of some of this

Remember... I've already won the game. I could care less about any of you from a game perspective. The fact that I've won
this game pretty much explains every single one of my posts. Look'em over if you don't believe me.

If you don't believe me, that's fine. Vig me as I said, and lynch me tomorrow.

If you are protown, you will know not to
waste a lynch on me and have a vig kill me at night

.

Then again, it's not profitable at all for the town to keep me around for too long. I will break you in endgame, simply
because I will be careless and if I am attacked I won't bother defending myself.

You must get rid of me

before
we get too far into this game.

Vig me tonight and lynch me tomorrow if I'm still alive

.

Boy, don't you feel stupid for voting for me now?

Unvote, Vote: DrippingGoofball

for posterity.

[HezLucky]

Can someone tell me what red and blue are in context of the internet?

I don't even know. I am apparently a member of the Red Team from Red VS. Blue.

My role PM also mentions something about hoping a black chick doesn't show up, in case that helps anyone.

[HezLucky]

Unvote

I don't agree with all of your percentages - I think you've overdone the extremes

Possible.

But I kind of have to for emphasis.

[HezLucky]

My role PM also mentions something about hoping a black chick doesn't show up, in case that helps anyone.

What exactly does it say? Does it imply that she's another role?

Based on the wording, I would lean towards her NOT being a role.

[HezLucky]

I'm a member of the Red team.

I naturally would assume "Blue" is a member of the Blue team.

I do not have a specific character assigned to me, and I would assume the same for Blue.

I think the black chick part is fluff, to be honest. 1/10 (which is a longshot) says otherwise. I mean, we already ahve red and blue trying to kill each other. A third character from that general series(?) would just complicate things.

[HezLucky]

Which does kinda go along with Hez's role claim, the whole search and destroy thing. Hez, are you just Red? Or is there something else to your role claim like Tamuz's? Or has FBI have some meaning in the Red v Blue thing that I don't know about. (Sorry Nightfall, I hadn't heard about it until just now either)

Uh... I'm just Red I guess.

Put it this way, if Blue was still alive and I had to guess at Blue's role, I would never guess that Blue would be "FBI" upon death but rather my role with Red/Blue switched.

I have no idea what I'll appear as when I die, other than simply "Red".

[HezLucky]

Since two people have asked about it, I will repeat myself:

I send in one choice per night. If that person is Blue, I shoot them. If not, I don't shoot them.

Hence, one bullet.


See? I sparked all that discussion.

[HezLucky]

Your refusal to vote Goofball is noted.

[HezLucky]

All that and you still haven't answered Pooky's question.

[HezLucky]

Unvote CA

So tamuz was blue and Hez (red) shot him? I wonder why Blue got an additonal role (Tamuz was FBI) and red didn't. It was a pretty good guess on Hez's part to nail the only red player on night one. Wasn't it?

Who says I didn't get an additional role?

I merely said that I'm unaware of what I'll be listed as when I die.

Yes, it was a very good guess. I'm that damn lucky.

[HezLucky]

You guys aren't reading... or maybe my definitions are different from yours.

I am Red... I am logically assuming Blue's PM is the same as mine, with names switched around. Therefore, I wouldn't have known that Blue would be listed as "FBI".

I could be listed as "FBI" upon death, or something else, I don't know. That's what I mean by ROLE.

I have no POWERS.

[HezLucky]

Oh, and

FOS: Smilax

because it seems to me that a) he can't read
b) he's trying to prevent a claimed-townie lynch
c) he can't read
d) he's trying to come up with reasons to lynch someone who is proposing he gets vigged tonight/lynched tomorrow
e) he can't read
f) he probably dodged my bandwagon because he was scared of any "powers" i might have. Heck, he's probably scum
f) he can't read

that was fun.

Read between the lines. Whatever that means.

[HezLucky]

f) he probably dodged my bandwagon because he was scared of any "powers" i might have. Heck, he's probably scum
f) he can't read

OMGWTF two effs!!!

That was um... intentional

8)

[HezLucky]

I'm not doing anything that could get me modkilled.

[HezLucky]

Your blue, red and black colours are painful.

Exposing themselves to being vigged tonight? Nobody is except me.

Lynched tomorrow? Same... if I'm still alive.

[HezLucky]

I have shown that what Hez said about me was blatantly incorrect and this is his only comment?

Should be noted that I didn't bother reading whatever it is you wrote simply because I don't really care.

I wouldn't change my vote anyway and also I can do absolutely anything and the end result will be the same for me (ie. vigged tonight/lynched tomorrow) so I choose to play this laid back.

YOUR misrepresentation of what I and OTHER people have said make ME happy with MY vote.

[HezLucky]

best vote count title ever

[HezLucky]

As far as these three are concerned, if I stood on my head and spit wooden nickels, they would rate that uber-scummy too.

Yes, you would be scummy because only a witch could do that...

[HezLucky]

Agreed

[HezLucky]

Would like to note that armlx, who was second on my list, has not yet moved his vote off of me or even acknowledged this game's existence.

[HezLucky]

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own, came back yesterday I think. Maybe forgot about this game. Maybe all he needs is a

Mod Prod

Look at the first letter of the first five words here. awoot.

Using the standard translation of the Modified Hawaiian alphabet (modified by yours truly), translating back into Latin and then placing the letters in a centrifuge, they come out with the following:

ISCUM.

If this doesn't prove she is scum, I don't know what will.

[HezLucky]

Glork is scum.

No townie would possibly want to lynch me.

It's a wasted lynch. Use common sense plz kthx.

[HezLucky]

I have no problem lynching Glork either.

His scum-o-meter has skyrocketed as of late.

I think my job here is done; I have provided you with enough things to look at for the rest of the game.

[HezLucky]

I have no problem lynching Glork either.

His scum-o-meter has skyrocketed as of late.

I think my job here is done; I have provided you with enough things to look at for the rest of the game.

Sensing that the tide has come to a halt, and the water may recede in his direction, our friend HezLucky leaves us with these parting words: "my job here is done." But not without taking a "dig" at Glork, continuing to play with the Town's mind.

Perhaps HezLucky hopes he will be forgotten, and thus not vigorously voted for.

But like elvis says, the "give me one more day" thing carries bad vibes.

Why not today? By virtue of his insistence to be lynched/vigged

later

I believe it might very much be in the Town's best interests to do it

sooner

.

a) Who said I was parting?
b) In response to your last line; I don't really care... but it's in the town's best interests to do what I've proposed and you are just digging a bigger hole for yourself by even suggesting anything should happen to Hez this day.

[HezLucky]

...there is the possibility of a "vengeful" role, or one that turns a kill back on the person who attempts it. If this is true and DG is town, Hez is getting a two-for-one on DG and the Vig (which, apparently, we're assuming we have). That Hez might be a mafiate who decided that a 2-for-1 trade is advantageous for whatever reason? That's y "hypothesis" as to why Hez might be faking the claim altogether.
Blue = Town
Red = Scum, possibly with an additional objective.
Red's primary objective completed, he's now going to take out whoever he can to help his scumbuddies.

If true, then vigging HezLucky is undesirable.

Hez you said "my job here is done," perhaps you did not intend this as a "parting remark." ~whatever~

Why don't you address the above? Your only "answer" has been that you now find Glork registering the high notes on your scum-o-meter.

A cavalier dismissal of people's arguments after all the trouble you've created doesn't cut it.

just doesn't cut it? Note to you: I don't care.

Hello? I am a WINNAR.

Glork is acting extremely scummy. My good side doesn't want him to get away with such blatantly scummy ideas.

Quit trying to waste a lynch on me. It's not working.

[HezLucky]

Scum-o-Meter modifications:

Adele: down 10%
armlx: up 5%
Glork: up 13%

for when you need this info

[HezLucky]

Dang. That bumps me up one more slot.

lol relax kid you aren't that high up anyway

[HezLucky]

There's too much scum in this game that refuse to wagon DG.

I don't like it.

[HezLucky]

Dang. That bumps me up one more slot.

lol relax kid you aren't that high up anyway

I'm third now.

but it's close enough that one good move on your part can drop you like 3 or 4 spaces.

Sotty7: That is possible. (referring to lynch me/vig DG) but ffs if we don't have a vig seeing as you people won't lynch DG now who is to say you would lynch her tomorrow. My big post shall not go in vain! Lynch her now! I'll die at night or be lynched tomorrow. (Remember: If vig is that paranoid, doesn't have to shoot me... can just lynch me tomorrow)

Glork has skyrocketed on my scummeter because I clearly stated that any townie would be able to clearly see that vigging me at night and not wasting a lynch on me is the best course of action. It just seems that certain scum are trying to distract the town from this fact.

Seriously people, lynch DG already.

[HezLucky]

Some people have asked me some questions.

Everything has been answered by me already, please look.

One thing off the top of my head is pro-townity.

I am still pro-town, but would be careless at end game because I just don't care.

What's so hard to understand about that? It just means that if I were alive late in the game I would be counted on the town's side when deciding whether the mafia wins.

All of the people voting for me are either not reading this game or scum.

[HezLucky]

All of the people voting for me are either not reading this game or scum.

Or, you know, just don't believe you. Just saying, it

is

possible...

Its possible one or two might simply just not believe me.

I'm sure the others have darker intentions.

[HezLucky]

I do too.

Not going to unvote.

They could both be scum.

Though I am reasonable I am not encouraging any sort of lynch on them until they answer post #1089.

[HezLucky]

My lynch is worse than your lynch even if you are telling the truth.

You could be recruited by a cult, or be scum... there's no point in a cult recruiting me as I will be lynched tomorrow.

I am keeping my vote on, will switch to armlx if necessary as well but who is to say DG is not scum? I'm certain they will be cult-recruited anyway.

[HezLucky]

DG has brought this upon herself. Esp with LAL present.

EK is guilty by association.

Also, NATO is STFU to NORAD so USA will ICBM USSR

[HezLucky]

Your play makes me

Confirm Vote: DG

[HezLucky]

Beautiful @ cult leader death.

I am the correct lynch today guys, knock yourselves out and good luck/have fun.

[HezLucky]

I don't care either way. Just don't take too long to get rid of me.

[HezLucky]

Vote: HezLucky

, who apparantly forgot to self-vote (hint, hint)

I did not forget. I fully thought about whether I should self-vote when I wrote that post. I decided that instigating my own bandwagon might encourage a day without discussion.

Rather, since I am trying to help out the town, it's best if the town discusses first rather than blindly following me in a day without discussion.

[HezLucky]

And why should we not lynch Hez??

You should lynch Hez.

[HezLucky]

Vote: Glork

just so the town is aware of an outside perspective.

[HezLucky]

Damn straight.

[HezLucky]

Seriously, Hez, my opinion of your analytical skills is at an all-time low. Shame, mister. Shame on you!

Yay

[HezLucky]

Seriously though, if I get them all right... I'll be known for getting my lynches right every single time... then I'll be nightkilled day one, where's the fun in that?

[HezLucky]

unvote; vote adele

Though I still think these people need to die ASAP:
1)CES
2)Hezlucky
3)MikeBurnFire

- Sour after lynch of mason partner.
- playing with emotions now
- not good

Lynch me today, get more information on the rest later. Might help to see who, um... dies.. tonight.

[HezLucky]

EBWODP

QFT

Can someone tell me what these acronyms mean?

[HezLucky]

N1: 3 deaths,
Shot in the head (Hez did this (?))

duh

[HezLucky]

Yes, good summary. I'll expand a bit of it. Hez has claimed "Red", the Halo character from the cartoon Red Vs Blue. He killed "Blue" N1 and says he has achieved his winning condition and is helping the town now just for the heck of it.

I'm technically pro-town, according to my role.

But I really have no reason to help the town, so they are calling me "neutral".

Incase you need clarification, go search for one of my posts; the long one, that will help you out quite a bit.

[HezLucky]

If he really has lost interest in really playing the game, then why does Hez keep posting/following the game. Care to elaborate, Hez?

Because he's not wanting to be disrespectful to the players of this game?

Also, I would like to mention that somehow earlier this month I was in several games... and for some reason right now this is the only game I have left that's really active in any way.

I'm trying to sign up for more games but meh... not working.

So this game is keeping me at bay for the moment.

[HezLucky]

mm not a bad idea

do i have to do anything for this to happen?

[HezLucky]

Glork is scum.

I agree with whoever said that.

Confirm Vote: Glork

...just for fun

[HezLucky]

How on earth did anyone get the ridiculous idea that I have the power to kill?

That is sooooo Night 1.

Mike is making himself look worse with recent posts though.

[HezLucky]

FOS: Glork

FOS: Iba

for the record.

[HezLucky]

Glork, Iba and armlx can't all be scum

Let's pick one and lynch them.

I don't think MBF is scum.

[HezLucky]

Just do it.

[HezLucky]

I should've been vigged yesterday. Who's to say we have a vig?

[HezLucky]

Duh

[HezLucky]

Wee....

I'm not dead.

Not that I care, but you should. Really now...

[HezLucky]

LOL

[HezLucky]

If we had a vig this would be easier.

Remember, I'm not really going to try too hard to defend myself.

If you want to lynch me, I shall let it be. But by the looks of things, you might be digging your own grave

I also found Glork suspicious.

[HezLucky]

Whoa I'm still in this game.

Where should my vote go?

[HezLucky]

Oh boy, they both have good cases.

[HezLucky]

I'm around if you ever need to confirm a vig.

[HezLucky]

Unvote

if I'm voting

Vote: MikeBurnFire

You asked for it bud.

[HezLucky]

Has anyone claimed vig yet? I'm too lazy to go reread.

[HezLucky]

I don't think anyone has, and the nightkills look like we don't have one (or have a startlingly inactive one).

Good good

I woulda suggested we lynch the vig at this point for keeping me alive.

[HezLucky]

For the record, I've already won.

So if there is a cult out there and they want to recruit me I will gladly reveal their entire list of members to the town.

[HezLucky]

(Posted in all my games) I will be away until late Tuesday. Replace me if it is absolutely necessary.

[HezLucky]

I'm back.

[HezLucky]

Lynch me now.

Do it!

[HezLucky]

okies.

Vote: Hezlucky

maybe it's time we stopped ignoring him

I have no reason not to OMGUS you or hammer you for fun pre-claim.

Just reminding you of that fact.

[HezLucky]

I'll be gone for a week/just under.

I am willing to proxy my vote to CES if possible.

If not, whatever.

[HezLucky]

I'm back.

I'll

unproxy

my vote now.

and shall

Vote: Adele

to add pressure.

[HezLucky]

Whose going to be the one to take the risk?

If you're scum, you better lynch your buddy or else I'm coming after you.

[HezLucky]

I would be in favour of a lynching of Adele and/or anything in which Adele dies.

[HezLucky]

They both look scummy.

I stand by what I said but will not be voting just yet.

[HezLucky]

Oh gosh have fun guys.

[HezLucky]

Vis PLEASE keep it short.

I don't care enough about this game (I've already won, remember?) so you guys are on your own here.

Or we could lynch Adele...

[HezLucky]

Vote: Adele

Why is she still alive?

[HezLucky]

Once you guys are done with translating let's cut to the chase adn lynch Adele.

[HezLucky]

Hi, I'm here.

Aware that day has started.

Don't particularly care who we lynch, as always

[HezLucky]

If you want to lynch me, go ahead.

I hope you're all listening to this though

::will gladly vote pbug now::

[HezLucky]

My thoughts matter?

Double daykill would be good if we could be assured of Vis' townliness.

Then again if he were cult nad we had 2 cult left he'd kill and they'd win already.

So either he's not cult, or he's our only cult.

Meaning if I'm alive and Vis fails both daykills I will gladly vote for him.

[HezLucky]

I don't particularly care either way, as usual.

But any plan that involves killing PBug is fine by me.

[HezLucky]

I kinda wish I was scum now...cuz I'd get a scummy for this fosho.

I'm not, though.

And if cult + hez wins I'm not complaining, cuz Hez still wins.

[HezLucky]

I'm liking PBug right now.

[HezLucky]

2438-2439-2440

damn we've had a lot of posts

I have indeed been sandwiched.

[HezLucky]

gg I win

[HezLucky]

Have you guys lost yet? :rollseyes:

[HezLucky]

Heh... don't feel bad... I woulda voted PBug too after yesterday

[HezLucky]

Not technically

It still says I'm town in my IM

[HezLucky]

I'd say what really made PBug look scummy was trying to do everything in his power to lynch me -_-.

Bamboo just sat back and watched