Modern Family Mafia - Game Over, Man.

[Fate]

OOPS LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST BROKE THIS GAME FOR TOWN

[Fate]

Fate (1): GreyICE

THIS NEEDS TO BE CHANGED.

VOTE: GREYICE

[Fate]

What is this shit smaltown?

My character's a FUCKING BABY

I'm confirmed town already.

Only reason I wasn't killed N1 is Katsuki was WARMIN UP the slot for more with his bulletproof vest of useless.

NOW

BEFORE I READ THE GAME:

GreyICE is scum. I always call him scum and when I'm right it feels SO GOOD.

Plus he's ona nowhere wagon on town, and now that his mislynch vote has been replaced by FATE he's all like, "welp fuck can't backdown guess I'll just get ready for the assfucking I'm about to get. GOD ITS MEMEMNTO MAFIA AGAIN ALREADY?"

So YEAH.

If we could lynch GreyICE without a claim I'll catch up during night.

HOWS THAT SOUND FOR BLOOD?

[Fate]

why? Does the idea of the town exploding on itself put a tingling in your underdrawers?

We're gonna go far kid.

I subscribe to your newsletters.

Vote: LLD

I have to keep my streak of LOL ALWAYS LYNCHING LLD because apparently that's my meta.

[Fate]

SpyreX, join us for awesome town alliance?

[Fate]

LLD is definitely town. Stop derping Fate. I know you're town, so stop derping.

Scum are RP, NS and *mystery third person that my gut says is Spy*. If there's a fourth person(read: if glowball somehow isn't the SK lol), I would say DeltaWave. Mothrax was scummy and DW hasn't done anything to make me change my mind about his slot.

How do you KNOW I'm town

YOU can't read me for shit.

And I sure as hell know KATSUKI didn't do anything town by way of being Katsuki

[Fate]

SpyreX, join us for awesome town alliance?

HAMMERS FOR BLOOD

I still want glowball though.

From the two pages I've read, Glowball is an lollynch.

I'm down because she can barely grasp the concept of mafia.

[Fate]

Did glowball claim a vig shot or somethin

Damn I might not be able to get away with COAST ON REP this game...

But if I catch up GreyICE will NK me then I'll just rage in the dead qt...

[Fate]

Said the SK looking to escape the lynch today anyway possible.

this. planter. awesome.

LLD, it'd be great if you contributed more than just unsubstantiated claims against me.

You want more?

You claimed BULLETPROOF VIG

.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Unvote:
Vote: Glowball

I don't trust her with a gun anyway.

[Fate]

Sks are easy lynches, and yeah there is scum on your lynch.

If your scumdar is so great why did you kill town? If you were shooting scum I'd leave you alive as claimed SK

[Fate]

FATE YOU SCUM BRO? OR IS THIS GIANT TEAPARTY LAND SK-LOVE LOVE

I won't tolerate this first part.

[Fate]

Unvote:
Vote: GreyICE

Deal.

[Fate]

If I were scum I'd have bussed and become confirmed town, yeah.

You see how your case on me grows shittier by the second?

You give up this mislynch or die.

[Fate]

Derpsuki: Fate can you replace me in Modern Family I wanna site flake again and ICE has a scumread on me.
Fate: You better not flake in my game you fuck
Derpsuki: I won't I promise
Fate: Eh, what's the worst that can happen, all ya do is lurk
Derpsuki: Thanks! I owe you a cupcake. I'll tell Reck. By the way, I posted a lot in that game, my scumreads are in my ISO. GreyICE LLD and SpyreX
Fate: OH GOD YES I GET TO LYNCH GREY?
*Derpsuki has signed off*
Fate: HHEAHEAHHEHAHEAE LETS TROLL ICE

Fixed that for you

[Fate]

Glow can't kill tonight?

Wow that's a fuckin fail wagon

Unvote:
Vote: LLD

[Fate]

who?

I haven't read the game yet.

Maybe during night, while I'm talking to my buddies

[Fate]

Is NS powerlurking this game?

I could go for that, ALWAYS

[Fate]

This DW counter-wagon to LLD that she shamelessly hopped on is curious...

Hmmm this has been an interesting game, hasn't it Kuribo?

[Fate]

BTW Farrun is still scum, but is the only correct scum read on here (distancing attempt anyone?)

lol

Confirm Vote: LLD

[Fate]

Lol he called GI and kuribo scum. Yeah, he's town.

How does that make him town? GI and Kuribo are both townish to me.

No, they're both in my top 3 firmest townreads in the game(the other is Fate. Seriously, what the fuck is up with that wagon, there's no way Kats was scum). Which is why he's town. Scum don't openly attack the most obvtown players in the game.

LOL

so this game I'm OBVTOWN because of my replacement and you'll ignore reading me?

That could be really dangerous you know

What the fuck could Kats have done to be obvtown anyway?

Gandalf is probably a cop with an innocent on me, being a blatant fool with his breadcrumbs

(Hint: Kill gandalf, not me or Kuribo. We're useless townies who dont afraid of anything)

[Fate]

Fuck I hate active lurkers.

I bet Nexus was one though, so she can't really be blamed for that shot.

I bet some scum are trying to blame her for that shot.

I see one of them already *winks* hehehhahehhehehhe

[Fate]

You see Kuribo, all those people that were all like "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME REAL RAGE KURIBO?
AHEHAEHAHEH

YOU THINK YOUR HOT SHIT. WAIT FOR FATE"

but I haven't yelled at anything yet have I?

Well, you see, I've realized what pisses me off.

People not lynching scum when I tell them to.
People not lynching scum when I'm dead and TOLD them to.

I rage in dead qts, I rage in live qts, I RAGE when obvscum somehow evades lynches because HERPADERP townies are like "Noooooooooooo"

So, solution:
If I don't read the game I can't find the scum. If I don't find the scum I can't rage at them to be lynched.

All the while coasting on my reputation of being able to find scum at will to avoid a lynch/draw a NK (once I'm dead I REALLY don't have to read it you see).

Its all too perfect, really.

I already have some people on the fringe of my scumdar that would take a mountainous effort to get lynched if I tried to read the game and make a case, and I'm not feeling up for it.

LLD seems to be a you-approved wagon and this is her "Lol im scum" play anyway. So I'm fine with this.

I've said too much

Now... do I delete all this to appear less obvtown and less kill-bait?

But that would waste all this glorious post I spent so little time making.

Damn.

I'll just hit submit then laugh when I get killed for making a post with literally 2% content

[Fate]

Read the part where your predecessor claimed their track result. You're town.

Oh fuck a bitch I have to ISO katuski don't I

[Fate]

IS SAYING I HAVE ROLE-RELATED REASONS TO BELIEVE THAT KURIBO IS SCUM ENOUGH FOR Y'ALL?

I FEEL LIKE THAT THE LLD AND SPYSPY I SEE HERE ARE TOTAL STRANGERS THAT I HAVEN'T PLAYED COUNTLESS GAMES WITH BEFORE.

Btw LLD it pains me that you should think that I'd ever want to imitate Fate. Considering that how that last post isn't anywhere near how Fate posts anyways.

THIS IS BULLSHIT. I HAVE NO ROLE RELATED INFO ON KURIBO KATSUKI CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP GMABITING AND THEN MAKING ME REPLACE INTO A GAMBIT FEST WHERE HE DIDNT EVEN TELL ME HE DID THIS SHIT

NO

ROLE

RELATED

TRACK

OR ANYTHING ON KURBIO

FUCK YOU KATSUKI
FUCK YOU

[Fate]

oh my god

Kuribo

You thought you had been tracked to the dead guy's house, and claimed something

You know this means you have to die right?

>___>
<__<

BETTAH PROVE THAT INVESTIGATION SOONER OR LATER

[Fate]

errr invention*

[Fate]

Users browsing this forum: DeltaWave, Google [Bot], kuribo,

Lady Lambdadelta

, Wraith

lol

Vote: LLD

[Fate]

Lol

GreyICE confirmed scum as well this is hilarious

God maybe I should read the game I've already caught enough scum to justify dying

Welp

Here goes (later)

[Fate]

oh NOW you try to fake a post like that

LOL WAY TOO LATE GREY

[Fate]

I guess you can just keep pretending you think I'm scum without ever outing whatever terrible shitbad reasons you could fabricate, so that you survive for a few more days.

This means you won't NK me now that I'm onto you right?

Lol

[Fate]

"The wagonon me is a distrction"

LOL thats not something town says catgirl

[Fate]

Kats' play was DELUSIONAL.

Fate writing it off as 'lolgambit' is DELUSIONAL

Why does ANYONE think that that slot is town?

Come the fuck on people, Fate isn't even trying today.

lol

You should uhhhh keep dreaming and praying for that Fate mislynch.

You'll never have that gold star on your record

"WHY THEF UCK ARE THEY READING HIM AS TOWN RIGHT?"

lol you

[Fate]

You're halfway to a glorious LLD vote

[Fate]

"LLD is town because shes not bussing my scumread"

What a horseshit of an excuse not to vote LLD

I Mean its a step above "IM ONLY NOT HAMMERING LLD BECAUSE IM NOT HER SCUMBUDDY" but still

[Fate]

"LLD is town because shes not bussing my scumread"

What a horseshit of an excuse not to vote LLD

I Mean its a step above "IM ONLY NOT HAMMERING LLD BECAUSE IM NOT HER SCUMBUDDY" but still

No, that'd be the OPPOSITE of what I said, dumbass.

And DeltaWave still needs to die like fucking hell.

Now go bus like a good little Fate.

I don't think you understand the concept of bussing.

[Fate]

(Not Fate blood though since if HE WOULD JUST COOPERATE then he'd be obvtown.)
(Like kuribo)
(and probably GI)
(which shows how awesome DW's "list" is and set in reality)

What's this cheeky shit SpyreX

"OHOHOHO VOTE DW AND YOU TOO CAN BE OBVTOWN FAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"

You know what?

Fuck that

FUCK IT

IM GONNA READ THIS THREAD AND EXPOSE YOU FOR THE SCUM YOU FUCKIGN ARE SPYREX

YEAH I SAID IT

IVE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG

BUT I ALWAYS GIVE YOU AN INCH TO JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND BUS BECAUSE I HATE LYNCHING YOU

BUT YOU TAKE A MILE AND TRY TO DRIVE MISLYNCHES?

AND CALL ME FUCKING SCUM?

FUCK

THAT SHIT

[Fate]

Pffffth

Kat wagon is superior
Constructicons inferior

Spyrex, come join me on phoenix.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: RisingPhoenix

Your argument is impressive

Unvote, Vote: RisingPhoenix

THIS IS OBVSCUM SHIT ON PAGE 2

PAGE FUCKING 2

FIRST A WAGON COMES UP ON WHO THE FUCK KNOWS

AND SPYREX says "naw b, Katsuki wagon ftw"

THEN SOMEONE COMES IN AND SAYS "Hey spyrex wagon for me for no reason?"

And THAT wagon is appealing to him? THAT wagon is "impressive"

FUCKIGN BULLSHIT

THE THOUGHT ISNT CONSISTENT AT ALL

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE HIS THOUGHT IS SHIFTING CONSTANTLY TO "WHAT CAN I POST THAT MAKES ME LOOK THE MOST TOWN/FUNNIEST?"

THATS HIS CONSITENCY

BEING FUCKING SCUM

[Fate]

No way you come in as scum and deny the "track" AND not push on kuribo for it as scum unless STRANGE things are happening scumland.

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL IM THROUGH WITH YOU

[Fate]

...

damn LoL invites.


I"LL BE BACK SPYREX

INB4 QUICKBUS ON LLD TO END DAY AND KILL ME

[Fate]

.....

Holy shit you're scum aren't you Fate?

Because no way you can even PRETEND to believe that junk you just threw out.

EHAHEHAEHAEH OH NOW YOURE DANCING THIS DANCE EH??

"No way scum would do what Fate did"

"Oh shit youre scum arent you fate... I GUESS I EBTTA CAPITALIZE ON THE SUSPICION AROUND YOU B4 I DIE"

HAEHEAHHEHAEHHAEAE

[Fate]

SPYREX WOULD BE OBVTOWN TOO IF HE JUST. COOPERATED.

FOR KING AND COUNTRY SPYYYYYREEEXXXXXXX

HEEHEHAHAAHAHAHA

[Fate]

Glow...SCUM?

Oh fuck this tinfoil

You're scum for 50 pages of posting just because I've only read TWO of them doesn't make my case weak, just incomplete

[Fate]

Yea glow scum.

It's ballsy but, LO AND BEHOLD, its workin now isn't it.

Then get on those other 47 pages or whatever because HAVIN FUN 4 SCUMS is physically painful to see.

It hurts to be caught as scum on page 2, eh?

I wonder if I do my best korlash impression if you'll rollover hehehHEHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fate]

Lol DWtown were not giving you shit

Try not to claim vanilla in thread though its bad form

[Fate]

I never claimed vanilla

Lol ok

@gandalf: good. Ill trust Spy's death to you tomorrow

[Fate]

$10 says scum have daytalk

I can feel it

[Fate]

Yeah that was below the meta belt.

I DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH SPYSCUM ANYMORE

BEEN BURNED TOO MANY GODDAMN TIMES

BEEN HEARTBROKEN TOO FUCKING OFTEN

(Placeholder idea for later Fatelash scummock post:

obvious scum...

)

[Fate]

$10 says scum have daytalk

I can feel it

It's a reck game. Nobody would bother taking that bet.

Herapdrp mod meta aside.

Some SERIOUS daytalk scumtells have been dropped by CERTAIN people

[Fate]

LLD IS AT L FUCKING ONE

YOU KNOW A BLOOD HAMMER HERE WOULD FREE YOURSELF

IT WOULD STOP THE WORDS FROM ME THAT ARE ABOUT TO COME

WHATTHE FUCK IS THE MATTER? SHE A GODFATHER?

NO

ROLEBLOCKER

WAIT

YOU'RE THE RB EH SPY? EH???

[Fate]

Oh you stupid fuck. IWASNT READY FOR BLOOD YET

SHITSHITSHIT

[Fate]

KATSUKI TRACKED SPYREX TO KURIBO LAST NIGHT.

THERE

KATSUK THOUGHT THIS AND THE NEXUS KILL MEANT SPYROLEBLOCK AND KURIBO SCUM.

I WAS WILLIN TO GIVE SPY A SCUMMYDOC PASS MYSELF

BUT NO

THIS SHIT IS TOO FAR

SPYSCUM WAS ROLEBLOCKING KURIBO

THAT'S WHY HIS INVENTION DIDN'T GO OFF

YOU GUYS LYNCH THE FUCK OUT OF SPYREX TOMORROW GOD I SWEAR

AND NO DOC CLAIMS WILL BE BELIEVED IF I SHOW UP DEAD ON TH MORNING

PLZINBEFORE LOCK

[Fate]

AND BECAUSE I'VE MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT MAKING MYSELF EXPLICITY CLEAR BEFORE I'M NKD AND TOWN GOES ON TO LOSE LIKE CLOWNFUCKS, LET ME CEMENT THIS:

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM.

DON'T FALL FOR ANY FAKECLAIM BULLSHIT TOMORROW. THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE ALL UP INS KURIBO

[Fate]

HHehehehehehehHhhehhahhHEHHEAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAAHHAHAHAHAHA


I'M NOT A TRACKER YOU SCUMFUCK

HAHAHAAHHAA

YOU CONFESSED

I GOT YOU TO CONFESS

YESYESYESYESYESYES

GAMBIT SUCESSFUL

LYNCH THIS SCUMFUCK

LYNCH IT

YES AHAHAHAHAHAH IT WORKED I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

[Fate]

HEHEHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHHEEHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

YOU

CONFESSED

FAKECLAIMING CO AS SCUMRB?

LOLNOPE

GG SCUMREX

THIS REVENGE IS BEAUTIFUL. THIS MAKES UP FOR ALL THE BEFORE TIMES

[Fate]

LOLLLL

MY GOD

DO YOU KNOW HOW SATISFYING IT IS TO
WITHOUT EVEN READING THE GAME

FAKE A TRACK ON SCUM

AND IT BE CORRECT

MY GOD

I LOVE IT

[Fate]

PRO TIP

LETS JUST SEE IF KURIBO WAS BLOCKED

AND WHEN HE WASNT THIS IS SO SPACE RETARDED

OH MY DID I GET TH SCUM ROLE COP?

AHAAHAAAHA BETTER HURRY UP WITH DAT FAKECLAIM

[Fate]

FOR YOU SPYREX <3

Obvious scum, all over the world,
I could be chasinnnn but my time would be wastinn
THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOUUUUU SPYREX
NOHING ON YOUUUUU BABY

They might scumslip,
And I might say hey.

But you shouldn't WORRY about what they SAY
CUZ THEY GOT NOTHIN ON YOUUU SCUMREX

NOTHING ON YOUUUU BABYYY.

[Fate]

^Just the chorus, I'm not done.

SpyreX scum is LOLGEEGEE atm

[Fate]

Btw the way this "resolves" itself is scumrex NKs me like he SHOULD have so many moons ago, then fights for his LYFE tomorrow with GIbuddy.

I could care less what LLD flips, that was just the best wagon today.

[Fate]

hehehhHEHEHAHHAHJE


HAEAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE IT WHEN SCUM FALL FOR MY DOUBLE REVERSE FAKECLAIMS.

I AM ACTUALLY A TRACKER, AND LAST NIGHT GREYICE VISITED FARRUN.

BAM

TWO DOWN.

THE FIRST RESULT IS STILL REAL AND SPYREX IS STILL SCUM.

HWHAHHEHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GLOWBALL YOU SHOOT SPYREX TONIGHT AND ITS GG IF YOURE STILL PRETENDING TO BE TOWN

HAEHEHAEH

HAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VOTE: GREYICE

SCUMSWEEP GO

I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO READ THE GAME KURIBO

HAEHHEAAEAAAAAAAAAA

[Fate]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU DUMBASSES LLD WAS SCUM!

I SPENT WEEKS FUCKING TELLING YOU THAT SHE WAS SCUM!

LYNCHING HER AND WATCHING HER FLIP SCUM FELT SO FUCKING GOOD, I SHOULD HAVE HAD TO PAY MONEY TO DO THAT!

YOU STUPID SCUM FUCKS, YOU SHOULDA KILLED ME LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU HAD THE FUCKING CHANCE, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN KURIBO IS KURIBO WHEN HE'S HOT AND NAILING SCUM!

BRING IT, FUCKERS, I GOT MY DICK IN MY HAND AND I'M READY TO SMACK YOU SUMBITCHES AROUND WITH IT

ALL IT TOOK WAS ME

ALL IT TOOK WAS ME MAN

WERE GOLDEN NOW.

LETS SWEEP THESE FUCKS

[Fate]

RECAP OF HOW SCUM ARE BEIN RAPED

1. SPYREX VISITED KURIBO B1. KURIBO WAS ROLEBLOCKED THAT NIGHT. SPYREX IS SCUM
2. I CAME IN AND FORCED THE TIDE ONTO LLD DESPITE SCUMS LOLCOUNTERWAGON ON DW, AND SHE FLIPPED SCUMVENTOR
3. GREYICE WAS TRACKED TO FARRUN THE NK LAST NIGHT. HE IS ALSO SCUM LOLGG

[Fate]

What the FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT SHOOT SPYREX?

[Fate]

I WANT ANSWER NOW GLOWBALL.

IF THIS IS SOME CHEEKY WAY TO GET TO PRISONERS DILLEMA I WILL HAVE YOU DEAD.

WE CAN LYNCH SPYREX, AND YOU CAN SHOOT GREYICE, CORRECT?

[Fate]

GOD I REALLY DONT WANT TO READ D1 BECAUSE I SAW SOME QUOTE OF KURIBO BACK IN GREYICE'S ISO THAT WAS HIM YELLING AT HOW USELESS A FUCK OF A PLAYER YOU ARE AND HOW YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU.

[Fate]

Holy fuck here we go again LLD and GI can never read each other properly anymore.

Anyways, mod please replace me I don't have the time to play mafia.

REMEMBER THOUGH GUYS, LLD AND SPYSPY ARE GUARENTEED SCUM.
I'M STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE ON KURIBO

Lemme see.

Marketplace mafia -LLD = Scum, me = Serial Killer
BlazBlue - LLD = town, me = scum (She'd have gotten me pretty quickly once gandalf died)
Memento - LLD = scum, me = scum

OH LOOK I WONDER WHY WE HAD A SPAT OF DERPING ABOUT WITH OUR READS ON EACH OTHER.

BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY EASY TO READ SHE'S OBVTOWN RIGHT NOW.

Can I summarize this?

"QQ GreyICE replaced in and caught me because I'm lazy scum and my ISO screams it."

[Fate]

Unvote;
VOTE: SPYREX

HEHAEHEHAHAEHHAAAAAAAA

CONFIRM YOU ARE SHOOTING GREYICE AND NO ONE ELSE. I TRACKED HIM TO THE NIGHT KILL.

CONFIRM. IF ANYONE ELSE DIES, YOU DO.

[Fate]

^LOLK

HIDER CLAIM WON'T SAVE YOU SCUMFUCK

MAN

THE BEST PART OF THIS GAME?

I FOGOT HALFWAY THROUGH NIGHT RECK HADN'T POSTED THE FLIP

THEN I SAW IT

IT WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

ALL THE CARDS FELL INTO PLACE.

NOW ROLL THE FUCKOVER AND DIE SPYREX. YOU DIDN'T EVEN PRETENDLAND TOWN AND VOTE GREYICE

[Fate]

If I have to get lynched today FINE but let ME GET THIS FIGURED OUT FIRST.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD THIS LINE?

BURN

EPPECIALLY SNCE THE WOE AS ME LINE DOESN'T WORK WHEN GREYICE IS CONFIRMED SCUM FROM YOUR POV

[Fate]

ITS NOT A HIDER CLAIM.

Its even more special than that.

I'm a bodyguard. That ALSO dies if they protect scum.

Kuribo N1, YOU last night.

If you want the flavor and all that well go for it.

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY IN THE HELL THIS HAPPENED JERKS GO AHEAD AND COME FORWARD

L

O

L

So THAT'S WHY YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE BEST TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALIVE?

TO SETUP YOUR FUCKING FAKECLAIM?

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE

OR WERE YOU WORRIED ABOUT REAL DOCS AND WATCHERS. YOU SCUMFUCK?

[Fate]

Ah who am I kidding like I could ever lynch Spyspy over DERP

<3

Unvote:
Vote: GreyICE

[Fate]

Sowwy SpyreX...

You REFUSED the LLD wagon

Fuckin REFUSED.

Now, ALL ABOARD THE CONFIRMED GREYSCUM TRAIN

[Fate]

Glowball shoots anyone not me, you, or Kribo

PICK A NAME OUT HAT

[Fate]

THERE IS STLL NO APOLOGY FOR NOT BUSSING LLD YOU FUCK.

I WILL HAVE THAT FROM YOU

[Fate]

Oh Shoot GANDALF/NS

There.

Decided.

Go hammer go

[Fate]

EVERY POST WITHOUT AN APOLOGY IS ANOTHER POST CLOSER TO YOUR DEATH SPY

[Fate]

Yeaaa lets just make that DW.

That'd be swimmingly.

BUZZ

I'M CONFIRMED TOWN HERE THANKS


SHOOT GANDALF

OR NOBODYSPECIAL FOR LULZ

NOT.
DW.
YOU SCUMFUCK.

[Fate]

Delta you suck as much as Glowball.

Do you have ANY idea what's going on?

[Fate]

YOU CLEARLY DONT KNOW THAN ME

AND YOU CLEARLY DONT HAVE MUCH MORE THAN YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS CONSIDERING IM ONE OF THE VERY FEW REASONS YOU DIDNT DIE OVER LLDSCUM YESTERDA

SHOW SOME RESPECT

SHOW SOME GRATITUDE

AND SHUT THE FUCK UP SPYREX IS NOT TO BE QUESTIONED.

[Fate]

ITS NOT A HIDER CLAIM.

Its even more special than that.

I'm a bodyguard. That ALSO dies if they protect scum.

Kuribo N1, YOU last night.

If you want the flavor and all that well go for it.

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY IN THE HELL THIS HAPPENED JERKS GO AHEAD AND COME FORWARD

Not glowball.

FATE. FATE.

MY GOD THAT DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE TIME IT TOOK TO HOLD SHIFT AND YELLAT YOU FOR BEING IGNORANT DW

[Fate]

Again, before this goes crazy:

Kuribo, can you find out for SURE if you were roleblocked.

Because YES I visited you. NO I didn't roleblock you.

In other news Fate is also 100% town.

[Fate]

Welp, shootin Reck a message then.

I can't tell if DW is on drugs or is just cheeky scum.

FATE GUESS YOU ARENT CONFIRMED TOWN NOW THOUGH SNAP YOUR BUSSING WAYS ARE OBVIOUZLY WORKIN

lol good maybe I get to live now

[Fate]

oh wait Kuribo and SpyreX are in a 1v1 now

Isnt this just a pile of fucking fun

[Fate]

Can I just get my GreyICE scum lynch and deal with the rest later?

We already KNEW SpyreX was scum but we were gonna leave him alive to confirm a bunch of shit

OH WELL

[Fate]

Delta you confirming you roleblocked Kuribo N1 I guess right?

[Fate]

FATE

If you vote spyrex I'll RB GreyICE for you!

Tempting offer.

Unvote:

Vote: SpyreX

yeah this is it.

GLOWBALL. YOU ARE NOW BACK TO SHOOTING GREYICE. HE IS STILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE CONFIRMED SCUM. KTHX

[Fate]

Uh SpyreX.

This was the way it always was, you should've KILLED ME INSTEAD OF "HERPDERP BUT I CONFIRM YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE"

GOD LOOKS LIKE YOUVE LEARNED TO FAKECLAIM OR DID RECK GIVE YOU ONE?

[Fate]

(on the plus side you can always blame Reck for inconsistent RB notification practices, <_<b

BUT THATS ONLY CUZ I SECRETLY THINK YOURE TOWN

AND NOT SO SECRETLY <3 YOU AND CANT CALL YOU SCUM FOR REALZ)

[Fate]

so why the fuck would a supposedly pro-town mothrax roleblock me?

Don't even ask.

You've seen Glowball, you've seen NobodySpecial.

There should no longer be any "WHOA WTF IS THIS SHIT?"

These fucks actually think they are playing pro-town.

god.

[Fate]

No other claims.

No other 1v1s.

Me or fate.

Fate is scum.

Pedit: DeltaWave is still scum.

sounds to me like you're trying to shut people up and string fate up

Would you expect any less from a fucking scumbag?

[Fate]

Lets reduce this to a simple equation.

You simply have to decide who is more likely town, me or Fate. If you lynch me, Fate 100% dies tomorrow.

Now, lets sort out some of the bullshit here.

First, Fate is going to claim to be redirected, etc. Fucking shit no. If he tries that noise, he dies. There are no other options. Does the town agree to this? I want each and every member to promise me that if you lynch me today and I town flip, he dies tomorrow with not a shred of hope of argument.

Second, lets solve this game.

Fate is most assuredly scum.
DeltaWave is also obviously scum.
Do not lynch SpyreX. He is town. Do not lynch Kuribo. He is town.

Fate+DeltaWave, game over you fucktards.

Bring it, Fate. Come on. Bring it.

So Deltawave claimed to roleblock SpyreX, after SpyreX CLEARED ME?

And we're magical scum together?

Wow you really think your own shit doesnt stink

What an arrogant scumfuck. TOo bad you cant self-hammer and save yourself some fucking shame

[Fate]

I'm fine with a GI lynch or a Spyre lynch

I will roleblock the one that doesn't get lynched

I'm willign to YET AGAIN give SpyreX another day because of TEEHEE RECKMOD

Unvote:
Vote: GreyICE

I'd say lets DANCE but that'd be insulting to a paraplegic who is writhing on the floor spouting magical theories of gnomes and rainbows.

Just fucking kill him so he can sleep in the dirt with his dead GFscumfriend

[Fate]

SHHH WE HAVENT MASSCLAIMED YET

[Fate]

Actually, you know what?

Vote: Fate

Lets just lynch him first.

VTs do not visit anyone.

This is so lulzy

Cause it came after this:

hehehhHEHEHAHHAHJE


HAEAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE IT WHEN SCUM FALL FOR MY DOUBLE REVERSE FAKECLAIMS.

I AM ACTUALLY A TRACKER, AND LAST NIGHT GREYICE VISITED FARRUN.

BAM

TWO DOWN

Claim: Vanilla Town

I did not visit anyone.

Fate is scum.

Lynch me first.

self-vote pl0x

[Fate]

Its like Im watching a dream I can't stop laughing at

[Fate]

GreyICE if I were scum I could sneeze and get you mislynched

"HURRDURRR FATE BUSSED SO HE COULD GET CRED TO FAKE A GUILTY ON METROLOAWELAOWLAWWOAOWLAW

AND HIS BUDDY CLAIMS ROLEBLOCKS THAT UNCONFIRM HIM

ALL PART OF THE MATER PLAN THAT IS FATE SCUM

FEAR HIM

FEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR HIMMMMMMMMMM"


I know most of you can't read that, I only can because I've spent YEARS among the inept and have learned their speak.

It means:
"WHAT THE FUCK FATE? STOP FUCKING REPLACING IN AND NAILING ME AND MY BUDDIES AS SCUM. WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS ANYWAY? DEJA FUCKIGN VU FROM AGMS GAME, DEJA FUCKING VU.

LUCKY FUCK YOU CANT READ ME AS SCUM. STUPID FUCKING TRACK RESUTLS.

LUCKY

STUPID

FUCK

FUCK THIS LOSS FUCK RECK.

*DELETES POST IN SCUMQT*

FUCK YOU ALL"

[Fate]

oh I got him to selfhammer

LAWLLAWLALWLALWLAWLAWLALWALW

[Fate]

Okay fuck it.

No. Lynch SpyreX now.

He's going to suicide himself on CONFIRMED FUCKING SCUM?


NO FUCKING WAY

NO WAY

(you can stop magical pretend land now. the fairies are on their way)

[Fate]

Fate he's onto us now, your ploy to confirm me has really backfired to fuck and back =/

[Fate]

lol I mean SpyreX*


OOPS I SCUMSLIPPED THAT I AM MY OWN SCUMBUDDY

>_____>
<______<

[Fate]

Deltawave vote GreyICe just to be sure please

[Fate]

Unclaim: Tracker

<3

You can shoot me Glowball, just know that if you're a TOWN VIG you'll be right up there with MARUCHAN as the only derpfucks to ever mis-vig me.

Course this is all just a giant dance and GreyICE is scum.


Either that or he gets to turn inhis "LOL I HAVE GOOD READS" card because he defended LLDscum to the fucking HILT and pushing Delta-scum and ME as "scum"


So he deserved this fake guilty six ways to sunday and you all know it

[Fate]

...

Fate did you just refer to me as you?

That's awesome.

GOD INTERNET between the PREVIEW EDITS and download LoL I swear to god.

GI just needs to flip scum and make this really easy.

oh holy fuck thats MORE AWESOME

<-FALLENDAEMON

I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF LOL

I WILL SHOW YOU THE TIMESINK ABOVE TIMESINKS

[Fate]

GreyICE look at your ISO and tell me you wouldn't have done the SAME FUCKING THING.

If you seriously are town and think I POWERBUSSED LLD and then SACRIFICED myself just to kill YOU?

YOU with the ISO that could be lynched with ONE FUCKIGN CASE?


No.

You're scum.

Or have no semblence of scumhunting ability left in your love addled mind.

You even said "HURRDURR DELTA+FATE" as if Delta would UNCONFIRM ME. What magical mysetery fucking tour is this.

As others said YOU BETTER BE SCUM

[Fate]

Unclaim: Tracker

<3

You can shoot me Glowball, just know that if you're a TOWN VIG you'll be right up there with MARUCHAN as the only derpfucks to ever mis-vig me.

Course this is all just a giant dance and GreyICE is scum.


Either that or he gets to turn inhis "LOL I HAVE GOOD READS" card because he defended LLDscum to the fucking HILT and pushing Delta-scum and ME as "scum"


So he deserved this fake guilty six ways to sunday and you all know it

You get policy vigged, NO MATTER WHAT.

it was stupid move, you are jeopardizing the game and I don't appreciate it. PERIOD. Don't fake a guilty.

Didn't you play with me on Skype were I faked a guilty as town?

This is as good as a SK claim, no matter WHAT? Even if GreyICE DOES flip scum?

Lol you.

Hey SpyreX bodyguard me for GREATJUSTICE you know I'm town

[Fate]

FATE

IF YOU ARE TOWN

I AM FUCKING GOING TO USE THIS GAME THE NEXT TIME YOU CLAIM TO HAVE THREE BRAIN CELLS

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK YOU BRAINDAMAGED MONKEY?



KILL SPYREX WITH FIRE

HE IS SCUM

If you had bussed LLD yesterday SpyreX woulda died today.

But no, "KATUSKI SCUM FATE SCUM LOLAWZ"

[Fate]

What the hell?

If you're not a Tracker how the hell did you know I visited Kuribo N1?

----

Maybe in FIVE MILLION YEARS when this downloads (ZeroSpyre since someone STOLE MY NAME)

Odd-night tracker.

Feel free to PROTECT ME from the CEREAL KILLAHS.

It'll confirm you.

It'll confirm justice.

FOR GLORY KEEP ME ALIVE HEHAEHAHAHEAHEHAE

[Fate]

FATE

IF YOU ARE TOWN

I AM FUCKING GOING TO USE THIS GAME THE NEXT TIME YOU CLAIM TO HAVE THREE BRAIN CELLS

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK YOU BRAINDAMAGED MONKEY?



KILL SPYREX WITH FIRE

HE IS SCUM

You called scum "OBVTOWN," you called me, obvtown, OBVSCUM

This fake guilty of mine is par for the course.

Enjoy your dead QT, you stupid fuck.

[Fate]

GreyICE look at your ISO and tell me you wouldn't have done the SAME FUCKING THING.

I would never in a billion years fake a guilty on town as town.

If I were so easy to lynch with a case, why would you do it?

THIS IS FATE FLAILING, FOLKS

HE IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF DYING

HE KNOWS WHAT I AM SAYING IS TRUE

HE DIES

HE DIES 100%

PROMISE ME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

KILL HIM

I didn't want to waste the energy trying to get scumlynched.

It was so fucking hard YESTERDAY, I sped things up.

Plus no one could say LOLFATEGAMBITS since I had proven a track from N1 on SpyreX.

[Fate]

FATE

IF YOU ARE TOWN

I AM FUCKING GOING TO USE THIS GAME THE NEXT TIME YOU CLAIM TO HAVE THREE BRAIN CELLS

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK YOU BRAINDAMAGED MONKEY?



KILL SPYREX WITH FIRE

HE IS SCUM

I CANNOT KILL SPYREX so stop asking.

It's either Fate/Delta/Gandalf at this point. Heavily leaning towards the first two.

Ninja'd
Skype mafia, has no bearing here and I am retracting the no matter what, I am going shoot from a group of 3. You will be in that group.

Skype mafia has bearing on my playstyle and choices as town. You have seen me as scum also.

"LOL POLICY VIG"

You realize, that, when I COULD HAVE, I could have had YOU LYNCHED OVER LLD YESTERDAY.

YOU.

OVER LLDSCUM.

And you're going to repay me with a fucking policy vig?

Horseshit.

How ELSE did you think this day would end?

GreyICE was getting lynched, guilty or not. I sped things up. You know shit about how this games works, so don't YOU act like vigging me is "for the good of the town" or ANYTHING of that nature.

[Fate]

FATE DIES

DO NOT LET HIM WIGGLE

DO NOT LET HIM SQUIRM

LOOK AT THIS

HE KNOWS I AM TOWN

HE FUCKING

KNOWS

I AM TOWN

THAT POST IS MADE FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF ME AS CONFIRMED TOWN

BEFORE MY FLIP

Its just in case you are town. I wouldn't have done this if I didnt STRONGLY think you were scum that needed to die.

You're pretty good at faking town when hammered though, its EASILY done (see: SE mafia where I fooled you), so its all null at this point.

But if you're town, "LOL YOUR READS."

Since you're scum "YES GAMBIT YES WIN. GGSCUM"

[Fate]

Yeah you're scum, if you were town you would've read me properly and NOT had such bullshit reads all day everyday.

Someone fuckign PROD reck. I shouldn't have unclaimed tracker anyway because I can see Glowderp vigging me AFTER GreyICE flips scum anyway.

[Fate]

Yeah... you got me Grey -_-

You're just such a POWERFUL force for town.

I mean you had LLD dead to rights, so I had to bus her. And then you wre going to be RIGHT ON ME AND DELTA (or was it Spy?) the next day... and I couldn't NK you.

So I suicided on to you. I'm not worth that much alive as scum with a confirmed powre (tracker) anyway, so I figured it'd just be better for my team if I died.

Delta/Spy will survive to victory, I have faith in whichever them is my scumbuddy.

WIFOMWIWFOMWIFOM

RTOLOLOLOOLOLOOLROLROL

[Fate]

Uh

I speak english, no TRANSLATION NEEDED.

I am scum. Ya got my Grey, GG. Your scumdar is all too powerful.

[Fate]

I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FLIP ON THIS ONE

Its scum.

Grey is my ACTUAL buddy htis is all HYPER distancing.

He's doing a good job, bless him.

[Fate]

I'm BP tracker scum.

LOLOWNED

[Fate]

GreyICE didn't perform the kill last night.

He's too confident that this was a fake guilty and tried to get me to break, and that confidence has carried over into twilight.

I doubt SpyreX sent it in though..

Guess the myseterious third buddy is in the unknowns of Gandalf/NS/Morass

[Fate]

HERPFUCKINGDERP GOES THE MERRIGOROUND

[Fate]

.............................

[Fate]

Yeah, I can get behind that.

Vote: DeltaWave

L-1


(The Careful Reader will note that yes, indeed: I have changed my read from SpyreX + RP to DeltaWave and [back to] gandalf.)

This post sums up town play quite nicely for this LyLo.

I'm glad I didn't read D1, had no idea that Nexus was a claimed watcher and that glowball had claimed SK day one.

[Fate]

I want the bastardmod!

Also, as soon as glowball claimed he was only bulletproof while Hayley was alive I knew Spy was screwed because that only made sense if Hayley was scum...... oh wait. Nobody but me thought that at all. What the fuck?

I thought that it would be balanced to have a SK BP to Scum, but I never actively said it in thread. Thought the case on SpyreX didn't need any fucking PADDING

[Fate]

AND BECAUSE I'VE MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT MAKING MYSELF EXPLICITY CLEAR BEFORE I'M NKD AND TOWN GOES ON TO LOSE LIKE CLOWNFUCKS, LET ME CEMENT THIS:

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM

SPYREX IS FUCKING SCUM.

DON'T FALL FOR ANY FAKECLAIM BULLSHIT TOMORROW. THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE ALL UP INS KURIBO

[Fate]

SpyreX was obvious scum by the end of day 2. What. The. Fuck.

yeah ok:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Fate wants me to believe he's town and he sat on this until just after the hammer?

Fuck this noise.

Fate dies.
If he flips scum, Kuribo dies.
DeltaWave dies.

Game over, man, game over.

[Fate]

No other claims.

No other 1v1s.

Me or fate.

Fate is scum.

Pedit: DeltaWave is still scum.

This is D3, which comes after D2 right?

[Fate]

Lets reduce this to a simple equation.

You simply have to decide who is more likely town, me or Fate. If you lynch me, Fate 100% dies tomorrow.

Now, lets sort out some of the bullshit here.

First, Fate is going to claim to be redirected, etc. Fucking shit no. If he tries that noise, he dies. There are no other options. Does the town agree to this? I want each and every member to promise me that if you lynch me today and I town flip, he dies tomorrow with not a shred of hope of argument.

Second, lets solve this game.

Fate is most assuredly scum.
DeltaWave is also obviously scum.

Do not lynch SpyreX. He is town.

Do not lynch Kuribo. He is town.

Fate+DeltaWave, game over you fucktards.

Bring it, Fate. Come on. Bring it.

K.

[Fate]

Death List:

SpyreX
Fate
DeltaWave

OH HERE WE ARE THE HAMSTER WHEEL FINALLY STARTED SPINNING

[Fate]

K.

YOURE TO BLAME FOR THIS TOO

YOU ALWAYS ARE

YOU WERE PART OF DAY ONE

[Fate]

OH YEAH?

REALLY GANDALF?

OH THIS IS SUCH PROOF THAT I CANT READ YOU RIGHT?

[Fate]

Yeaaa lets just make that DW.

That'd be swimmingly.

BUZZ

I'M CONFIRMED TOWN HERE THANKS


SHOOT GANDALF

OR NOBODYSPECIAL FOR LULZ

NOT.
DW.
YOU SCUMFUCK.

OHWAIT

YOU SCUM

YOU CAUGHT

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU WERENT HIGH PRIORITY SCUM AT ALL

[Fate]

Seriously shut the fuck up.

I come in lynch scum and call out SpyreX scum PERFECTLY but its "Lol Fate just flips a coin and decides what to go on from there"

I ACTUALLY

PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME CALLED MAFIA

AND READ PLAYERS POSTS

YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK

[Fate]

(pssst I didn't even visit Kuribo N1)



Kurbo you're boss. Farside and Amrun this was an awesome game. Fate, you're always my bro but I think you could have won it if you'd pushed it through instead of faking business.

there goes all that feeling of epicness... eh you can't take away from me the euphoria when I did have it

[Fate]

Seriously shut the fuck up.

I come in lynch scum and call out SpyreX scum PERFECTLY but its "Lol Fate just flips a coin and decides what to go on from there"

I ACTUALLY

PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME CALLED MAFIA

AND READ PLAYERS POSTS

YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK

Not saying you're not usually pretty accurate, but your history with me is laughable. And yeah, you put me on a couple of "to kill" lists, but I think kuribo's the only person who you never put on one of those lists at some point.

This is really getting insulting as fuck. The ONLY people I told her to shoot were YOU OR NS. NS was only because of my history with him, and its always good to kill him. GreyICE was on there earlier but it was impossible to read him as town with his pants on head reads the way they were.

This misrep is bullshit, you're characterizing my playstyle as "LOL FATE JUST THROWS DARTS AT THE PLAYER LIST THAT ISNT HIS RAGEBUDDY AND GETS LUCKY WHEN HE HITS SCUM"

There are flaws to my playstyle, as others have clearly shown. "Why'd you not follow up on SpyreX scum?" Yes mistake. "Faked a guilty on town?" Yes mistake.

But,
"LOL YOUR READS SUCK FATE YOU JUST WANTED EVERYONE DEAD AND OFC SCUM HAPPENED TO BE IN THERE" is not true at all. I came in and had Grey/LLD/SpyreX for my top scumreads. That's 2/3 asap.

I'm not saying you need to bow down and subscribe to my newsletter gandalf, just show a LITTLE FUCKING RESPECT. I had a SCUMREAD on you that was strong, and you were SCUM. This happens often when you are scum and I am town. Are there games where I can't get a read on you so I call you scum to apply pressure? Sure. But don't confuse that with me having a strong scumread on you for valid reasons (even if they aren't shared or explained) being "lol fate always calls me scum."

[Fate]

We're good then. I'll stop saying you're afraid of me catching you as scum.