Artemis Fowl Mafia: Hologram Over

[kuribo]

okay, i'm gonna be reading this game sometime tonight after i've filled myself with food

after that i'm going to tell you which ones of you are idiots, and which ones are scum so that i can mock the former and lynch the latter

[kuribo]

KURIBO.

I DEMAND WORDS THAT CLEAR THIS MIRE OF SHIT THAT THE GAME HAS BECOME

these people must be lurking hardcore for Nexus to break out the big guns and say "you know what would liven things up? i should get kuribo to join."

[kuribo]

8 pages

I will catch up tonight.

is this one of my predecessors?

what a sissy. thanks to you and snow white, i have to catch up to FIFTY-ONE PAGES

but i'm going to do it, because i'm awesomer than you.

[kuribo]

now that i've got a piece of apple pie with pumpkin dip on it, and i've got the Ravens game on

time to read this shit

[kuribo]

alternatively, you could just hammer the poor dumb sonofabitch before the deadline and let me read tonight while scum decides that i have to die before i break out the debut of the KURIBO SCUMFUCKER 5000

[kuribo]

I'll do it.

unvote

Vote: Anxiety

I am hammering largely because Idle is so against this lynch. Must be a scumbuddy.


(Note to those playing at home, and kuribo: this is, indeed, a Real Hammer.)

yeah, i haven't read the game yet, but if we're this close to deadline and this guy was so hard to lynch, his buddies were probably hesitant to bus him

[kuribo]

I have reason to believe kuribo is not town. I really don't want to go into specifics right this moment (I don't have an investigative role), but I'd like him to address my concern.

you don't have a concern. you're a fucking idiot who has a personal vendetta for me and tried to get me force-replaced in [redacted] for fucking up quote tags of all things

[kuribo]

also, who the fuck is this Staeg guy with all the fake rage

[kuribo]

Kuribo, how did the catchup go?

oh, don't worry, my patented Wall of Response is incoming

[kuribo]

VOTE: Staeg. I think staeg's vote will ultimately tell us more than 4nx's.

while i'm recapping, you guys can discuss this blatant wagon misdirection

[kuribo]

did i forget to include an animated gif? because lately i've just been doing that after i post my re-read thoughts

[kuribo]

is it because i didn't hammer? because if you had read Video Game UPick, you'd know that I don't vote / hammer until I've read the game

[kuribo]

(in fact I rather like you)

as long as i don't fuck up the quote tags, am i rite

[kuribo]

eh, NS, i can't stay mad at you, let's run away together to a very gay place

[kuribo]

is it because i didn't hammer? because if you had read Video Game UPick, you'd know that I don't vote / hammer until I've read the game

Is this directed at me?

who the hell else would it be directed at?

[kuribo]

You reckon Staeg is scum too and 4nx and Staeg are just bussing? Or could he actually be SK?

I think Staeg is an easy mislynch / derailment of 4nx's wagon to be quite honest.

SK, maybe, but i don't think scum would keep an SK around just to try and get 4nx's wagon de-railed. too risky.

[kuribo]

It is not because of any hammer action or lack thereof.

well, until you spit it out, i'm just going to assume that you're just talking out of your ass

[kuribo]

geez, Nex, that *is* me being civil

[kuribo]

i can't address what you haven't posted, so until you post your "concern," i've already mentioned what my assumption will be,

"good sir.

"

[kuribo]

Oddly enough, I'm okay with that at this point. I'll let you know when (if) that changes.

i tell you what you can do. you tell me why you think Idle Thoughts is scum, and then I'll tell you why I agree.

[kuribo]

also

@Mod: Can we get an updated list in the Original Post of who the dead players were replacing?

[kuribo]

ERR WRONG I'm obvious town, just look at my voting record.

this statement just confirms you as scum to me



so gg claiming scum, i guess?

[kuribo]

(hint: IF YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY TOWN, YOU WOULDN'T FUCKIN HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE SO)

[kuribo]

and also, one of those "alternate wagons" was you yourself


so

[kuribo]

This looks like an attempt to avoid suspicion by being on any major wagon. anxeity is scum.

Number Q and RayFrost are both lazy wagons. GNR remains town.

Vote: anxeity

4nx still needs to die, but I might vote Sammy pending a greater explanation.

unvote, Vote: Sameul L. Jackson

Yeah theres no fucking way you're town aligned, kdowns was tunneling on me forever and probably would've shot me had he been town.

This right here is textbook bussing: Keeping the vote up until something else comes along so that you can quietly move elsewhere, having established that you think anxiety is scum.

unvote, Vote: 4nx

except, there you go again, Samuel doesn't admit to being the daykiller, so your work here is done and you move back into busmode

Rayfrost: Do you think me and anx are both scum, considering I was one of, if not the, first people to be suspicious of him?

Jmurph's unvote followed by promptly going on V/LA is bad.

Wait why are we lynching Staeg? He's pretty townie, anx is a far better lynch.

what's really great is if you read 4nx's ISO, you find that he only tosses a couple of weak votes on diddin... and then never mentions him again, even when diddin piles onto the wagon. probably because he knew diddin was bussing.

[kuribo]

(a couple of weak votes on diddin, that is, back on DAY ONE, never to be mentioned in scum's ISO again)

[kuribo]

funny you should mention jmurph, because anxiety only mentioned him once all game:

whoa whoa whoa... before we go steam waggoning another pointless lynch because people go for easy targets, lets actually scum hunt.

Everyone should list two people they think are scummy so that way you can get your stupid FoS on the current bandwagon (which I will dismiss as pointless) and we can find out what your ACTUAL opinions are.

I currently am up for some pressure on Jmurph or 4nxi3ty.

Why didn't you vote me or Jmurph?

vote: Deathnote

[kuribo]

oh, don't worry diddin, papa kuribo doesn't want to lynch you just yet


hell, i don't even have my hand in my pants yet

[kuribo]

Reread 4nx's ISO and found several things I didn't like. D1 he criticized Spyrex giving reads, there was that whole SK thing, he said he might be willing to consider an Alex lynch and then two posts later jumped on the wagon and said that anyone who did what he previously had done was bad, and this post is just striking me as weird. It's enough for me to UNVOTE: ,VOTE: 4nx.

interesting how he piled onto this wagon out of the blue like that

[kuribo]

but then, fuck me running, it's time to hop off again with almost as little explanation. he just needs it known that he was willing to vote anxiety

I ISOd CaptainPlanet to discover that the only person he has voted in this game - not this day, mind you, but the whole game - is diddin, with more or less no explanation for why this is the case. Either he knows something and isn't sharing it, or he's tunneling, staying under the radar, and not helping town. My thoughts are the latter.

VOTE: CaptainPlanet.

[kuribo]

because that's actually a really good post?

there's no point to saying, "oh, this is how i play as scum, here, see" because any player aware enough of his own meta to point it out, is aware enough to manipulate it

[kuribo]

^--- that was directed at vezok