Buffy the Mafia Slayer

[mith]

Dawn was a ball of energy put into human form by some monks, that figured the best way to protect it/her was to put her with the slayer. She was also cloned from Buffy somehow (I haven't actually seen all of Season 5, but anyway).

[mith]

We'll be away for a while, but we're going to get on at a 'net cafe on Wednesday. We'll update then.

mith and Luna

"Temp mods worship the devil." - Luna

[mith]

In shock news, we don't have all the choices yet. *~pokes everyone with a stick~*

[mith]

With 4 votes, quercitron is lynched. They hang him up, but since he's slow in dying, someone grabs a stake and stabs him with it just to make sure.

He doesn't explode into a million dust particles.

Oops.

quercitron (Innocent Sunnydale Citizen) is lynched.

It's night, send PMs to me, please, as Luna will be away.

[mith]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer has decided to take matters into her own hands tonight. Following the unsuccessful lynching, she trails Sofis. As he reaches the Mayor's office, she realizes that the Vampires must be working for Mayor Richard J. Wilkins himself.

Kicking open the door as he closes it, she steps through, pulling out Mr. Pointy and stabbing him in the heart.

Sofis falls forward a bit, but doesn't burst into a cloud of dust. Instead, he turns around, and pulls it out. As he takes his Swedish wig off, he speaks.

"You know, this is the problem with kids these days. They think they can solve everything with violence. Don't you agree, Mr. Trick?"

Before Buffy can turn around, her neck is snapped by Mr. Trick.

"Cookie?"

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<insert scene full of witty Mayor remarks where the remaining band members die, complete with Oz turning into a werewolf and Mr. Trick just generally being evil>

Congrats to the Scum.

[mith]

Just curious -- how was the town supposed to handle the Mayor?

Creative death scene writing? Really, I don't know how we were going to do a Mayor lynching. Probably something along the lines of them trying to lynch him, him just hanging there smiling at them, and then them stuffing a bomb down his throat.

[mith]

Analysis of end game:

If Buffy had protected herself:

Vampires fail to kill - Town win, almost certainly.
Vampires kill a Mason - See below (*)

If Buffy had killed Mr. Trick - Town win, almost certainly.

If Buffy had attacked the Mayor and Mr. Trick killed a Mason - See below (*)

*The interesting part: Day, Mayor, Mr. Trick, Buffy, Mason, no lynch:

If Buffy protected herself:

Vampires fail to kill - back to *
Vampires kill a Mason - Vampires win

If Buffy attacked the Mayor - Vampires win

If Buffy killed Mr. Trick:

Vampires kill Buffy - Vampires win
Vampires kill Mason - Tie