Touhou UPick - [Game Over]

[Natirasha]

VOTE: Natirasha

So, guys, guess what? I'm going to softclaim.

I chose a Siren.

[Natirasha]

This is funny because I'm going to be the most clueless fucker all game.

[Natirasha]

Someone with minimal knowledge of the theme sees a cute crying anime girl in the signup thread

Who else would they pick

See, my first thought was, "Well, Chen's 4chan's favorite."

But then I was like, "that's too obvious."

So I just went to TVTropes and checked their character sheet.

[Natirasha]

Hi Bitmap can we league again sometime

Play DotA with me sometime.

[Natirasha]

"Help! I've fallen and can't get up!"

[Natirasha]

Hi Bitmap can we league again sometime

Play DotA with me sometime.

I don't play that much DOTA.

You're not ns.

[Natirasha]

So I have a light town read on notscience and hana and a light scumread on Gaiden, discuss!

I hope you forgot to add "Strong Townread on Natirasha" to this sentence. I'm willing to pretend to be masons with you if you want.

[Natirasha]

Dont want to go into it.

Child.

Nati just watching your avi brings me back the (not so) fun time in that mini normal game

Well the tables are turned this time

Wait did I just claim scum?

[Natirasha]

Wow. I am getting post ninja'd like no other. I am _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ e. Great. Now that that is out of the way, I am town. This is an interesting group of people. I was bribed / forced in here. It should be fun, but I have no knowledge of Touhou.

Go to youtube and search "Your character name Theme" and link it here please.

[Natirasha]

I already know what you're going after here btw.

Ready to sign on the dotted line?

[Natirasha]

how the hell can you have a townread on varsoon when he hasn't posted 0.0

You can't ignore his presence. He's the fucking Scatman!

Still thinking about that contract, Sakura?

[Natirasha]

Because im feeling really detached ATM and thatll lead to a wagon and idc to be derphammered

r u 14 ns

[Natirasha]

Not in the mood.

[Natirasha]

I'm fine with quicklynching before Varsoon gets here as long as Sakura is voting me in the final vc.

[Natirasha]

Sorry, muffin, I'm pretty fuckin' town. Just in whimsy mode with this player list.

[Natirasha]

Have you even seen the playerlist?

[Natirasha]

Um, okay. You're another person I want voting me at the end of day one if possible, muffin.
VOTE: GIF

[Natirasha]

@nat: Yes, considering at least 4 of them come from the same site i came from

Right, this is the perfect game for me to be ~the gadfly~ in.

[Natirasha]

Hell yeah, getting all the town cred up in hurrr

[Natirasha]

Ask muffin.

[Natirasha]

You believe GIF to be scum yourself though, Nat?

Hey, man, I'm just in for the ride this game.

[Natirasha]

Why am I only just a strong townread, GIF?

[Natirasha]

Null, more like.

But, GIF, I'm the towniest guy here!

[Natirasha]

No, Sakura, park your vote right on my ass and keep it there.

[Natirasha]

Why?

As our mod loves to say

"Make a contract with me!" ◕ ‿‿ ◕

Are you townier than muffin?

It's a love vote--this is a yuri series, right.

But, yes, I'm waaay townier than that muffin guy, although he's pretty townie too.

[Natirasha]

As our mod loves to say

"Make a contract with me!" ◕ ‿‿ ◕

What's in it for me?

Well, you'll have

this

siren at your beck and call.

[Natirasha]

Fine! I'll go find another person to vote me? Will you vote me if I claim scum?

[Natirasha]

Hey Sakura vote me and we can prove each other's towniness tonight.

[Natirasha]

Also does anyone mind a race massclaim?

I'm just a cute little siren girl.

[Natirasha]

Yeah I guess.

[Natirasha]

To set up for the SK to win, of course.

[Natirasha]

Hey muffin can I change my vote and keep the town read?

[Natirasha]

Thinking pie.

[Natirasha]

i think there's a better chance of scum in {gif, varsoon, feirei} than pie, but sure whatever. if you think you see something there. why is pie scum?

Willing to settle on Feirei. Don't wanna kill GIF at this juncture.

[Natirasha]

Natirasha - Youkai (Wakasagihime?)

Think more obscure.

[Natirasha]

Also what's the point of claiming our race? I know we have a lot ot time but :\

Well, I don't think it hurts, I'm a cute Youkai. Still thinking this is a loss of time.

Then why not speedlynch someone with us?

[Natirasha]

nati

why pieguy scum?

He's just a wee bit too serious in comparison to everyone else at the moment. Moreover, his reasons for voting Sakura and Hanasawa were extremely pedantic, but also the tone of them was serious...he's giving me really weird vibes.

Oh! Also! I wanna play hangman to figure out my character's name.

____i_ _____e_

[Natirasha]

Mystia Lorelei

Dammit! Too quick! I thought for sure I'd keep the reveal for a page.

Is she not a Youkai?

[Natirasha]

She is a Youkai yes, Stage 2 Boss from Imperishable Night. The very first touhou game i played.

Go me.

[Natirasha]

Well, roles are not tied to alignments per the first post.

The question is 'do you think FakeGod has actions to punish fake claiming?'

I think not.

[Natirasha]

I already claimed b t dubs

VOTE: Varsoon

I want to pursue this route.

Wrong!

VOTE: Feirei

This vote will change to pie pending Muffin's approval.

[Natirasha]

Cuz I want to continue being the universal townread.

[Natirasha]

I never thought Nat was town.

Discuss.

Then honey you need to come over here and taste the cool aid.

[Natirasha]

Hey ns speedlynch Feirei with me.

[Natirasha]

Hey ns speedlynch Feirei with me.

[Natirasha]

Hey ns speedlynch Feirei with me.

1) Why?

2) Why do you want certain people to vote you?

1. Because ive gotten all the info I need today, time for blood. Then to draw fan art of it and put it on danbooru.
2. Because I'm a reflexive innocent child, duh!

[Natirasha]

1. Yeah, I got people I wanna make a yuri doujinshi with. I got people I wanna kill. What more do you want?

2. Whats there to explain? I'm a bulletproof reflexive innocent child.

[Natirasha]

Reflexive innocent child doesnt seem to fit with Mystia's powers to blind people tho...

Something about grilled lamprey.

[Natirasha]

Nope! No Death Note for you, Gaiden.

[Natirasha]

1. Read my iso
2. Nope. I'm a bulletproof reflexive innocent child cop.

[Natirasha]

btw Lily why haven't you claimed race?

@Nat: Didn't you want people to vote for you so you could confirm yourself as town to them?

What do you think "reflexive innocent child" means?

[Natirasha]

1. Read my iso

Reads, asking people to vote you, and general trolling. No reasonings.

2. Nope. I'm a bulletproof reflexive innocent child cop.

I'm really thinking you're making some over the top claim as an excuse to stay alive.

VOTE: Nati

Pedit damnit sakura -.-

Pedit DAMNIT TNE

Lelleleleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel

He actually thought my claim was legit!

Alright, so um, if you want, i'll give you reads.

I buy the whole claim of Nat's role. I think it is a 10/10 claim.

Those who are voting Nat, FoS.

Wait, there's no sarcasm tag here yet. Oh well.

Claiming race is stupid. Youkai isn't even a race, it's a term. Races are like "Tengu, Werewolf, Kappa, Fairies". Youkai is just the collective term for all of them.= to an extent.

It's essentially a little more vague of a roleclaim. You should feel bad, Sakura. Bad girl.

DRINK THE KOOLAID.

Stupid town claims though.

Wish you were scum.

[Natirasha]

What's going on.

[Natirasha]

K stay voting me and we'll see over the night phase.

[Natirasha]

Does this mean we can lynch Feirei now?

[Natirasha]

Exactly, he's lurking.

[Natirasha]

We can lynch pie instead.

[Natirasha]

Why would you do that.

[Natirasha]

I feel like I stepped into a twilight zone where cops claim day one and we speedlynch people for no reason at all.

[Natirasha]

SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Natirasha]

I mean, I'm just going to say, we should speedlynch someone and get this farce of day one over with.

[Natirasha]

bcuz nit fases r col

[Natirasha]

This game...

So, I think we need an explanation of what's going on.

[Natirasha]

TNE: Why didn't you comment on me having a mega townread on Varsoon before he even posted?

Maybe this will help

Ugh, you're like, worse than worthless.

[Natirasha]

Why fucking treestump yourself!

Who does that????

[Natirasha]

I mean, fuck!

What the fuck!

[Natirasha]

My ingenious plan to get nightkilled night one is gonna fail!

[Natirasha]

Like, why would you TELL THE SCUM that your investigaton MAKES THEM MACHO

What the fuck

[Natirasha]

Help, I'm actually having a heart attack!

[Natirasha]

VOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearth

[Natirasha]

he's already dead you know, it says he doesnt count towards living players.

VOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearthVOTE: thenewearth

[Natirasha]

You know

The more you ask, the more I talk

And the more I talk, the less my plan will work.

So seriously

Just calm down

Like you can't even claim legitly.

Why the fuck should I trust you to have some grand master plan.

I mean, fuck, I'm the setup breaker in this game.

Ugh

VOTE: thenewearth for good measure.

[Natirasha]

FIRE BURNS TREE

Explosion Sign "Peta Flare"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Natirasha]

I forgot to mention that it's against the rules to faking a spellcard that doesn't exist.

I will add it to the rules. GIF's Explosion Sign "Peta Flare" doesn't exist in this game.

I HATE YOU FAKEGOD

[Natirasha]

And suddenly everyone's quiet again.

I need muffin to come back and help me speed lynch someone.

[Natirasha]

I guess you don't need my vote on you anymore do you?

Not really. I want muffin and ns on me now, although you're still welcome to come.

[Natirasha]

Try again, Varsoon.

[Natirasha]

Try again, Varsoon.

VOTE: Natirasha

Try again again, Varsoon.

[Natirasha]

His Nat vote is weird because he typically plays like I'm playing.

[Natirasha]

Oh god, what now?

[Natirasha]

I give up.

[Natirasha]

It's mostly gut thus far, but I feel like he's holding his cards a bit.

Um, hello! I fullclaimed Bulletproof Reflexive Innocent Child Cop, remember?

Don't let nati quicklynch before I get back guys

It's okay ns, just vote Feirei when you come back.

VOTE: zMuffinMan

I want to hear more from him.

Ugh.

He's just a wee bit too serious in comparison to everyone else at the moment.

eh, i kind of wanted to take the game out of the joking stage anyway. i don't really have that much of an issue with pieguy atm. reasons for the votes are stretching but eh, that is the nature of early game votes. i think i have too many stronger town reads, though, so he could be scum by poe

Fair enough we can come back to him.

eh i'm coming around to pieguy, kinda. feirei is also fine. i dunno who else is scum, though. maybe mnem. maybe someone i am forgetting.

Yes yes maybe. You think three scum or four?

VOTE: Feirei
Confirming darkness did nothing for me.

[Natirasha]

Have you even SEEN Feirei's iso? He's like literally coasting.

[Natirasha]

I expect some emotion from you, or at least joining the carnival of idiocy that's been going on. I see you right now as someone who's sitting back watching the town implode on itself.

[Natirasha]

Muffin can we pursue pie

Yeah sure. Pie or Feirei.

[Natirasha]

Hmm

Sounds like I struck a nerve.

[Natirasha]

town
Me
sak
you
Muffin
Gaiden
Bit

Dunno
FeireI
Hana

Dake bugs me. Call it gut, but something is off. The two dunnos are there too.

I feel like one of dake and pie is scum. Mayne both.

Noticed you took me off this list? Mutiny, huh?

[Natirasha]

Varsoon, you're vote's good on me. I think you have the skill to utilize my role effectively.

pieguy go die though. His vote on me is based on "fluff" when he's just too hard-assed to spot the thread.

[Natirasha]

My claim has elements of truth wrapped up in blatant lies and misdirection. It's safe to say I'm a reflexive something with limited investigative and self-protective powers, any more would be...uncouth at this point(but, hey, muffin's figured it out, so maybe you can too). The biggest thing about my role is I need at maximum two people to have their votes on me at day's end. Moreover, I'll give you one more piece of info: I have two spell cards.

I've been quite enjoying this game because it's very clearly focused upon good power role usage(do we even have a VT?), which is the area I am best at. Likewise, the player list is mostly out-of-towners and players that distinctly

don't

rely on huge walls, which complements my scumhunting style(I am very good at catching nonverbal cues). I also am with muffin--a player who has established he can completely read me and fool me--as I may have mentioned, I had the master list of roles in Death's Diner and I still thought he was town, and when we're on the same side we have very complimentary approaches to the game(I do know this might seem contradictory with the last sentence, but bare with me). In short, unlike Pick Your Partners where I was on the most disadvantaged faction and the game was

solely

focused on the day game, this is a game where I can play to my strengths with a fun player list.

I'll compile a reads post later, but I need to head out for now. Hold me to it!

[Natirasha]

Would you lynch Saki or chess kid for fluff posting, pie?

I just arrived at work, when it dies down some, I'll post those reads.

[Natirasha]

This prod dodge brought to you by the word "Objection!"

[Natirasha]

he may be lurking but he's pretty much lurkfuck-town.

The one game I played with Feirei, he was a super lurksack useless scumdude and the only reason we won that game was because I had to claim lover with him. It was dumb.

[Natirasha]

You're dead tomorrow, scumfuck. Town won't lynch me given my role.

Alignment was randomly chosen.

Flavor/Race had no effect on Alignments.

Role PMs are out.

[Natirasha]

All youkai are supposed to be hated when the sun's out

incorrect

Yup.

[Natirasha]

Alright. I am very sorry about not posting in this game. I will try to read everything once I get back from my trip.

VLA ANNOUNCEMENT: THREE DAYS, starting now

Oh really now.

[Natirasha]

Yeah, I don't think he has any intention of actually doing anything this game.

[Natirasha]

Yup, we've reached the End of Questions(and god my ability is annoying in slowing down the day).

Anyways, I promised reads this weekend, but Ace Attorney 5 ambushed me(GO BUY THIS GAME ITS AMAZING) so I'm just going to do the lazy cop-out version. Sorry!

Feirei-scum yawn
SXTLHGaiden-Crash the Party power is interesting but confusing me some in usage.
Sakura Hana-Confirmed Town via tne
pieguyn-scumscumscum, bad votes, something about overjustification
GuyInFreezer-PGO -.- null-town
zMuffinMan-town*
notscience-town
Bitmap-nullscum-too many odd questions & comments
Natirasha-myself(town)
DakeDekaane-lost & confused town
Varsoon-town via Sakura
Hanasawa-null-town(wanna see neighborhood report)
mnemonicdevice-useless scum
thenewearth-treestump/town

*something about Death's Diner goes here

[Natirasha]

Am I null-town just because of my claim?

Nope.

[Natirasha]

Natirasha - [Y] Mystia (lol)

Whatchu talking about my waifu.

[Natirasha]

Its Feirei.

[Natirasha]

Gaiden, come back! We need you to vote Feirei!

[Natirasha]

Well unless you doubt tne's investigation, it's not Hana, meaning it's pie.

[Natirasha]

Hey gif can you hammer Feirei, he's very clearly not interested in playing this game.

[Natirasha]

Thanks.

[Natirasha]

Always trust Nati when he's being obvtown!

[Natirasha]

I wanted to lynch Pie, but that wasn't happening d1.