Aircraft Madness - Over

[kuribo]

vote: aptil

figure I'll start off picking on someone i've never heard of and work my way up

[kuribo]

Regarding question 9, I am the only person in the history of this site who has a perfect record at reading DrippingGoofball.

Two, I've been mislynched just twice in the last six years, part of that is because I turn the wagons around on the stupid fucks that try to lynch me

Three, getting wagoned pisses me off to the point that the game devolves into a fifty page shouting match which ALWAYS ends in me standing over the corpse of some aforementioned stupid fuck

Four, meta is bullshit, you want some? Go read mine and know fear

Five, every game DGB and I play together is mostly a race to see which of us gets NKd first

Six, if either of us is scum, we'll probably kill one another N1 anyway

Seventh, I bus hard by meta and go for personal glory. Towns better off letting me bus if I'm scum or SHEEPING me if I'm town

Eight, if you ever fucking threaten me again, I will steal your soul sand take a shit on it. Now, if you wanna dance that's fine, but I promise yoy, I fucking PROMISE you I always lead

Take that meta and stick it in your pee hole

[kuribo]

Shadow realm my black ass. I come from hell, kid. I'm the fucking devil and I'm here to do the devils business

[kuribo]

AND just so we can be clear, I'm having a shitty day and in no mood to be trifled with


That's your storm warning. You only get one.

[kuribo]

Ryu, you're god damn straight you're wrong

Now, I'll play along just because I hate RVS and Day 1 in general, but if you're gonna seriously fake claim a completely bullshit role and result, I'm going to have to tear you to pieces

Seriously, read my sig and my title, sums up my style

[kuribo]

Titus, my gameplay's evolving.

I'm now packing an

Annihilator Beam

.

Also, please don't worry about any gambits from me.

Why should we not worry about gambits?

You should because DGB is here. If she's town, awesome. If she's scum, don't get lost in her Mist

[kuribo]

And I don't have a soul, I sold it to my dark master in exchange for bringing him the heads of fallen scum and sending them to Him

[kuribo]

And DGB is one of the few people I don't yell at

I usually don't zero in on a read on her until day 2



I'm of the opinion DGB is impossible to read day 1.... Most of the time

[kuribo]

I ain't lucky, Titus and I'll be damned if I don't take risks. I don't get mislynched because I'm always in the top three of posting and even when my reads are bad, people get good results watching others interacting with me




I'd LOVE to get into it with you, because here's another secret about me: I can read rage better than almost anyone. Pushing people into an emotional reaction is how I do some of my best work. So bring it.

[kuribo]

RR I'd bet my left nut and Titus' right one that you're faking. You wouldn't get a guilty on me for starters, and you wouldn't out your result so readily. And a Day 1 day cop isn't a thing anyway

And no, DGB will readily gambit as town. When we hydraed together with Fate, we ended up fake claiming for like four days. Best hydra everrrrrrrr

[kuribo]

VOTE: kuribo.


Step away from your busted-ass vehicle and just put your hands on your head, you bug!

Are you an idiot, or opportunistic scum or just playing along

[kuribo]

So kuribo likes to play bully to new guys . You are welcome to try .

RR: I think your question to me is useless . Why do you think it is a good idea to claim day cop this early in the game ? Why should anyone believe you ?

Wake : Good to know that you are not going to do your infamous gambits . I will be watching you closely though .

That was just an RVS thing

I don't discriminate based on join date, I'm an equal opportunity rager

on some level I hate this game and 90% of the players but every time I retire I start to miss the thrill of being right and screaming at people

So far I'm reading Ryu as town because his balls are too big for him to be scum

If DGB Is town too, this could be a quick game

[kuribo]

VOTE: kuribo

Now this vote, this shit is scum


Way to out yourself and get my dick hard

[kuribo]

Cheeky little scum fucks, too god damn brain dead to know when someone's faking a day cop to get a reaction out of them


It pisses me the fuck off, HAVE SOME GOD DAMN PRIDE IN YOU FUCKING GAME


you can't be all obvious like that IT MAKES SHIT BORING FOR THE REST OF US

[kuribo]

Some lurkaderp motherfucker gonna drop a vote and not even have balls to address me


Fuck all that shit, if you think for one fucking second that you're gonna ride this retarded ass day cop bull to push me to a claim then FUCKING FORGET IT

[kuribo]

Gonna vote and not say shit so when Ryu reveals what WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW they can be all "Lolololol just wanted a reaction" while the scum sits back and unvoted because they don't even realize how blatant it is when they're claim pushing

[kuribo]

DGB if these shitbirds actually manage to lynch me on a retarded day 1 RVS cop claim, promise me you'll avenge me

[kuribo]

God dammit pjovek when I address your ass you best respond

[kuribo]

BECAUSE HES SETTING YOU IDIOTS FOR A REACTION WITH AN OBVIOUS BULLSHIT CLAIM IN RVS


HOW DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER TO BREATHE

[kuribo]

Fake a clearly bullshit claim, see who's stupid enough to bite, then retract the claim

If he's actually pretending to be serious, I will GLADLY fucking 1v1 him so that he gets fucking rope after I flip town

[kuribo]

Alright Ryu you fucker


I gave you the opportunity to drop your bullshit claim

vote: kuribo

When I flip town, you'll be joining me in hell motherfucker

[kuribo]

You are the only idiot who is reacting .

Yeah I'm pissed off and in other news THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE

[kuribo]

AS OF THIS FUCKING MOMENT


ANYONE NOT VOTING FOR ME OR RYU


WILL BE CONSIDERED CONFIRMED SCUM

[kuribo]

Since I'm obviously going first, here's my reads

One scum in either Aunt Jemima or Pjorvek but probably not both
If Ryu insists on pushing his claim, that's another scum fuck
At least one scum in the lurkaderps with only one or two or no posts
DGB I don't know yet, you morons didn't let me figure her out


Go fuck yourselves, I'm so sick of rolling town anyway

[kuribo]

Almost two fucking years of being town in every fucking game

Just once I'd like to roll scum and stop dealing with every half ass dumbass from the mini normals or epic mafia or wherever the fuck they find you people

[kuribo]

I know for a fact he ain't got a guilty on me


Wake that post didn't have a vote in it for me or him, so you can join the scum pile

[kuribo]

I know for a fact he ain't got a guilty on me

But you say he is town . Why should we vote for him ? We should look at people like Pjo and Aunt Jemima .

There's a difference between someone fake claiming for a reaction from the town and someone doing it to effect a mislynch. If it's the latter, he's scum

If he's actually gonna keep up his bullshit up to my lynch, or at least my claim, he's scum for sure. If my death is the only way for town to see through his fuckery, then so be it

Bottom line: if he's town, he got what he wanted and he can retract


If he's scum, he's stuck now because I've given him several fucking chances to be town

[kuribo]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Hermy

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE TOWN


YOU CANT JUST OBVSCUM ALL DAY

[kuribo]

You don't get no bonus points for bussing, fuck outta here with that

[kuribo]

Moz maybe if I wasn't fighting a faked guilty being sheeped by every half ass epic mafia wannabe in this game, I'd be able to chill the fuck out

You understand why I'm legit pissed, right? Anyone who claims to believe that Ryu is an ACTUAL DAY ONE DAY COP is either an idiot or full of it. That's not a role that Jason would use, straight up, and if I have to get lynched to call his bluff then so fucking be it

[kuribo]

No, lynch Titus for lining up mislynches if Ryu is just loltown

Sounds like he knows we'll both flip town



Orrrr he's scum with Ryu and needs this opportunity to bus

[kuribo]

I ain't lynching shit until this claim business is settled one way or another

[kuribo]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO SHITSTAINS

[kuribo]

Eh you do have a slight point. I never thought Jason would use a scum vig either, until I was in a game where he did

[kuribo]

Oh big deal, I wash old people for a living and I'm posting from Denny's right now

[kuribo]

Wake, I'm a geriatric nursing assistant in short term rehab with 15 years experience, 8 1/2 on a dementia unit


I'm not hostile in life, only here


My therapist thinks it's because I took so much shit from my ex wife when I was in an abusive marriage (on the receiving end, smarty) and that I compensate by treating you people like dirt

Also, inside the game, I don't see you guys as people anyway, only as players

[kuribo]

Nobody cares, play the game instead of posting useless fluff thanks.

god forbid people actually be civil to one another, you scummy fuck, you'll get no town points for complaining about "fluff"

[kuribo]

kurkibo, you have to lynch two people right now, who do you pick and why?

Permaprotect?

My two lynch options are that Russian thing that just gave me crap and barring that, either of the things that haven't posted yet (Hermey or IAI) would be a good day 1 option. I'd rather lynch scum than lynch a lurker, though.

If I had to pick someone to protect, it'd be DGB, obv. I can read her and she's an extremely strong asset to have as town. I've played many games with her and I've hydra'd with her. I've caught her as scum, I've read her as town when nobody else did. After a day or two I'll be able to figure out what she is. (although I admit in Weather Mafia II, I didn't figure out she was scum until she was the last scum left in a multiball on like day 7 or 8, but I *did* make the case against her that got her lynched for the win) I'm not quite ready to read Ryu as 100% town yet, but I like his balls. He reminds me of a younger version of me.

[kuribo]

I like his balls.

Had to be done, sorry *immature face*

i meant that in the most sexual way possible

[kuribo]

With you on the lurkers though. Particularly in a large game, it's not a bad option -there's bound to be at least one lurker scum.

kuribo's first rule of scumhunting, there's always at least one in the lurkmass


i'd be willing to string up that russian thing just for the "fluff" accusation though. i *hate* that shit and it usually comes from scum


i have a very back-and-forth chatty style of play. i post what i want, when i want, whether it's game relevant or not. it helps me get my reads. it irritates me when people are all "YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN HERE WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY MAFIA" shut the fuck up with that shit man

[kuribo]

Hiya. Sorry about this, but V/LA until Fri. Thank goodness Helsinki airport has Wi-Fi as I forgot to mention this earlier, but I can mention it while waiting for my next flight, at least.

GET 'IM DGB

[kuribo]

am i still voting myself?

Vote: IamInnocent

come out come out wherever you are

[kuribo]

i dunno, i kinda read it as a sarcastic way of saying that he thought the slot was scum


like if i were to vote the russian guy and be like "EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOO EARLY TO BUS YOUR OWN GODFATHER" etc

[kuribo]

The Mist is that quality that good scum players have where they fool the town into blindly making wrong assumptions about the game state, instead being led by their narrative


Picture the game state as a forest. The Mist obscures the forest and keeps the town lost.


DGB is one of the better players at spreading the Mist. She's also exceptional at cutting through it as town

[kuribo]

The Mist is that quality that good scum players have where they fool the town into blindly making wrong assumptions about the game state, instead being led by their narrative


Picture the game state as a forest. The Mist obscures the forest and keeps the town lost.


DGB is one of the better players at spreading the Mist. She's also exceptional at cutting through it as town

I see.

Do you, too?

I used to, but I've literally been town in every game I've played this year.

I have no idea if the Mist still favors me. I know that as town it fucks with my head sometimes. Like "Oh, I'd pull a crazy gambit like that as scum, so this guy might be scum too"

It's helped me get good at spotting fakeclaims though, but sometimes I've made shitty assumptions about role balance :-/

[kuribo]

And the reason I don't get mislynched is the opposite of not taking risks- I tend to post prolifically which means people generally don't want to lynch a town read that posts alot

I'm not a sit in the corner kinda guy

[kuribo]

Pointing out the fact I don't get mislynched is damn sure meant to intimidate

It means that it's proven fact that scum who wagons me ends up getting stomped.

[kuribo]

I've always been very open about my play style

It works because far better scumfucks than you have failed over the years to push my wagons

Only two have pulled it off- curiouskarmadog in 2008, and GreyICE last year. And both were at LYLO, and the one last year was helped by a townie that didn't even realize the game was in LYLO

[kuribo]

DGB is one of the better players at spreading the Mist. She's also exceptional at cutting through it as town

Do you see any of this "cutting"?

I see hints of her town play but it's only Day 1. She seems disengaged from the game at the moment.

[kuribo]

You're kidding, right? I could literally show you games where I have done exactly that


Fuck outta here, scummy little shit

[kuribo]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=84&t=28496 - AngryPigeon and Bacde

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=56&t=21215 - Fate and DGB, plus katsuki died trying to NK me because he thought I was scum

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=24548 - pirate mollie

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=56&t=25285 - Benmage, and I actually let him get away with it



And those are just the ones that went after me

It isn't "Ohhh OMGUS everyone that suspects me" it's HOW they push my wagon

[kuribo]

I still don't think Comrade Dvorak is town

[kuribo]

I am seeing interesting things from that fight. I wasn't aware Pjvoek could post that much.

So we have the usual town on town pissing contest, hurrah!
Still good for P.O.E I guess.

Without urination your bladder would explode.

And then it's kuribo's job to clean the mess up. That would be terror, for everyone involved.

I'll get wake to help me and we can just give him a good bath before the EMTs arrive

[kuribo]

Meant to answer Titus with that too, maybe I should engage some of the unposters

[kuribo]

DGB if you're scum, you'll kill me tonight right


Or do I have to call you scum first

[kuribo]

We've got three slots basically absent, maybe Fate or GreyICE can fill them

[kuribo]

The really funny thing is that both of you are using my "intimidation" as a scum tell, when factually it's null


I could link you page after page of me as town--- or as scum--- making the exact same statement

Why do you think that both of the players I've played with before didn't even bat an eyelash? (DGB and moz) they've both seen it

And whoever aske before the site went sideways yesterday: I don't think any of them have a "beef" with me: Russian guy is scum, and as far as I know, moz doesn't hate me

[kuribo]

(And part of the reason I don't get mislynched is because scum tend to keep me alive when I look town if my reads are bad since I'm loud. Then they kill me because my reads can be unpredictable)

Ask DGB how many times my reads flip flopped when we were in a hydra together. And we were town

I'm not saying not getting lynched is always good: hell, sometimes I BEG the town to lynch me and they won't

But facts is facts, and while voting people that are pushing me isn't always the path to a scum lynch, it's proven to be a good enough start. I get my reads based on people interacting with me. Like any scum hunting method, sometimes it works, sometimes not so much

[kuribo]

Actually yeah, I do tend to come in hard and fast on Day 1


Mostly the fact that I hate day 1 and I feel more focused after flips

I don't really give a damn if you take my word for it, it's still fact

[kuribo]

Been away? Not sure I follow you. I usually only play one game at a time , I've retired more times than I could count

[kuribo]

You know what, comrade, fuck you

[kuribo]

If you think I've EVER needed a fucking excuse to do anything in a game, you clearly don't know shit

[kuribo]

Mealy mouth, pussy ass scummy fucking shit, smug motherfucker, I've bout had it with you

Now you know good and god damn well that just because you may not like my play style damn sure doesn't fucking make me scum


So how bout you either fuck off or we can crossvote and 1v1 this cockfight right the fuck now

[kuribo]

DGB you fucking owe me for getting me to /in this shit, I didn't realize if be stuck with rejects from the Mini Opens who are all "Lolololol day cop? Sounds legit, yelling makes you scum"

Soviet ass motherfucker, I hope they do lynch me today, then rope your monkey ass tomorrow so I can show you my told you so dance in the dead QT

[kuribo]

Dvorak you best hope you got a good fakeclaim handy you smug little shit

[kuribo]

CONE ON DVORAK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR GLORY


YOUR BIG FUCKING BREAK


IM ABOUT TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS ON MAFIAS CUM DOT NET

[kuribo]

HERE ILL EVEN HELP YOU

vote: kuribo

Welcome to prime time

[kuribo]

After my town flip, you make sure to lynch that communist, then throw a dart at one of Garm / Herm / IAI / quints, and you're guaranteed to hit at least one of his buddies



Fuck this shit

[kuribo]

Kuribo, if this thread is full of your spam when I get back and you are not clear, I will death tunnel you.

I am off to the airport. Be back Christmas eve.

Whatever, be damned if my redneck ass is gonna sit there and listen to a bullshit "case" which boils down to not liking my style. One of us is fucking dying and if it's me then PRAISE ALLAH DEAD QT HERE I COME SWEET RELEASE

No fucks given

[kuribo]

Agreed

[kuribo]

Sites been down on and off the last few days but qwints and hermy seem to have given up the ghost long before that


I can't decide if the russkie is scum pushing a lolcase or just a moron

[kuribo]

DGB not to mention every good player knows how to manipulate their own meta for their own ends. Even as town.

That's how I figured out that pirate mollie is actually a good player, even after we argued in Pikmin-- she intentionally towns as town because she is aware of her meta

Some players have really erratic meta (DGB that means you and probably me) to the point that you could build a case against someone as town OR scum if you go through their meta

[kuribo]

You're going to have a hard time convincing me DGB likes meta when she's denied that fact out-of-game and off site to me many times

[kuribo]

Wake:

1) I suck up to DGB regardless of my alignment until I figure out hers on day 2 or so

2) so far I read Titus as town and as a dude

3) he can death tunnel all he wants, I don't really need a strategy

4) do what you gotta do, I ain't changed in all these years so it's not looking likely

5) wait are you calling my bus sloppy cause I know I bus hard but never sloppy

[kuribo]

Wake the bussing comment was in regards to your suggestion that the Russian and I were scum together. It's a joke about our pissing contest


Of course I was raging. Some dipshit fakes a guilty on me and I'm expected to take it lying down? Esp when der kommissar first used it to justify a vote before calling me scum because of my playstyle

Damn right it pissed me off, gave every moron scum an excuse to "Lolololol day cop guilt imma vote Lolololol knew it was fake just wanted a reaction"

[kuribo]

And you can call Titus a she if you want, I refuse to believe it because lol no girls on the internet

[kuribo]

Did you just ask DGB for a case


I've played at least a dozen games with her in six years. I've hydraed with her. I've replaced her.

I don't think I've ever seen her list an actual case per se

Wake have you ever played with "gut" players?

[kuribo]

Yeah if DGB or me does tonight you shoul auto lynch the other tomorrow



SEE WHAT I DID NOW THEY HAVE TO KILL ONE OF US

I hope I go first I'll keep the Dead QT warm for you <3

[kuribo]

*dies tonight




And wake I don't read games I'm not in, but congratulations on finding a style that works for you

[kuribo]

With Anything Goes Mafia now over I can admit it that game causing a severe crisis of confidence in my day play

I have more thoughts but since I'm driving, none of them are worth it / short enough to justify endangering the lives of others yet

[kuribo]

I ran a gambit to see if anyone would fall for it and crumbed my plane at the same time.

No one ever falls for that "gambit" anymore



DGB especially annoys me about it because she knows i hate when people do that

[kuribo]

Wow, I couldn't get access for more than 10 seconds at a time, but 10 pages? Reading today.

Take your time, I've barely been posting anywhere on site the last few days. You should catch up faster without my waving my dick around

[kuribo]

Might be hard to find replacements already given the number of lurkaderps in the game

[kuribo]

No that's bullshit when Hermy has posted exactly once since the game started

[kuribo]

I said nobody falls for it


I didn't say nobody pretends to fall for it


DGB and I had a similar discussion at one point about how every fucking game some idiot thinks he's clever and pretends to day vig somebody or fake hammers someone to the point that day vigs are almost never real but everyone pretends to believe them because you can get town points for acting like you think you're about to die

[kuribo]

I've been irritated with fake hammers and fake dayvigs long before you ever heard of this site

[kuribo]

And I'm not even calling him town because of it, I'm saying it's null because the "town reaction" is easily faked


Hell, I've faked it AS TOWN to ensure town reads on me!

[kuribo]

And I'm not even calling him town because of it, I'm saying it's null because the "town reaction" is easily faked


Hell, I've faked it AS TOWN to ensure town reads on me!

The reaction to me

The reaction to DGB

His continued silence

The scum he showed even before the gambit


In your eyes is null. Lol! Not buying that for an instant!

Not asking you to buy it, I was town reading him before and no amount of Lolololol reaction fishing will suffice to change that

You want to call him scum? Fine, whatever. Want me on the wagon? You gotta show me he's scum

Or at least get him to piss me off

[kuribo]

Pere you haven't bussed me and if you ignore me people will figure it out plz2interact at least superficially


Thanks and god bless,
Kbo

[kuribo]

Moz why are you ok with me wasting my vote but asking qwints to vote?

[kuribo]

Shit you're right I should be bussing him


Wayne you are far too crafty for me my only hope is to counter wagon you and hope for the mislynch

unvote
Vote: Wayne

[kuribo]

Worried that you might wind up ass-out at mass claim?


Like, if the entire scum team is blimps or helicopters or some shit, you need to know if the entire town is planes or something?

[kuribo]

Garm I haven't mentioned you because until just now, you had done jack shit worth mentioning

[kuribo]

townblocks don't work as their principle suggests and I have no idea why people attempt them in the first place.

I personally never bother with them because I have a hard and fast rule

"There's always at least one scum among them"

[kuribo]

Scumz

Red Ryu
Mozamis
Kuribo
Grmr

3/4 of these will be right given lotsa history.

O shit he's on to us hurry with that mislynch on him pl0x


(That was a sarcastic way of saying your reads are crap)

[kuribo]

Oh yeah. And his becoming active after a prolonged absence right after I called him out also shows he was lurking the thread all the while.

This is abject bullshit btw, it's easy to say "he only became active after I called him out"

Any future posting after the callout is by definition, becoming active after the call out

[kuribo]

Katsukiiiiiii


Are you town this time you cupcake eating bastard

[kuribo]

DGB I'll help you bus Aptil if you help me bus Wayne


This is multiball right I mean 4/4/4/1 seems pretty balanced to me

[kuribo]

Actually I can't in good conscience vote Aptil since I'm not entirely sure I've read any of his posts

[kuribo]

Keep forgetting this is 15p and not a mini, so we can assume 4/4/4/1/1/1

Two scum teams of four, a town of four, three third parties

[kuribo]

No I'm not serious Jesus christ

[kuribo]

I think wakes waffling about replacing does make him town


Shows he feels he wants to be useful: as scum he was mostly being town read so he was already being useful if he were scum

[kuribo]

An odd thing to say, and you certainly seem sure of that...

it's obviously sarcasm so you're either a moron or trying to take a joke and make it look scummy

[kuribo]

And that's the thing about Kuribo. All the things he says, he doesn't

really

say. He owns Noe of the shit shit which spews forth from his fingers. And he's oh so defensive at the slightest provocation, even when that which is pointed at is so excruciatingly null. Which concludes gambit #2, pushing buttons, thanks for playing Kuribo!

"TROLLOLOLOLOL IT WAS ALL A GAMBIT"


no, burn in scumhell, fucker

[kuribo]

No I'm not serious Jesus christ

Then why post it?

I've never played in a game with 15. How likely do you think it is that this might actually be a multi-ball game? It would suck to have 4-6 scum in the game instead of the 3 I was assuming. Though odds of hitting scum would increase a bit as well so there is that potential benefit.

I don't freaking know, it was pretty damn obvious that I wasn't being serious when I said that town consisted of four people.


like, seriously? you even considered that? i know i suck at setup spec but damn



and no, multiball sucks because it's harder to catch scum with associative tells

[kuribo]

that's not even close to a gambit

[kuribo]

1) no it's not, that's just called "PLAYING MAFIA"

and

2) you call THAT an overreaction to something you did that was a blatant misrepresentation of a joke? you're delusional

[kuribo]

no u

[kuribo]

you call that jumping on someone?


you call that a reaction?


lemme tell you one fucking thing wayne, you've not never seen a reaction from me


you made some shitty comment about what was clearly a joke post and when i called you out on it you simply went "LOL U OVER REACTED YOU'RE SCUM"


trust and believe, when I react to you, you'll god damn know it

[kuribo]

between you and that russian motherfucker misrepresenting EVERY FUCKING POST I MAKE IN THIS GAME (lol whered that guy go) i've just about damn had it with this game anyway

[kuribo]

So I'm a VT in your mind but you're calling me scum?

You should at least pretend to be town, man

And btw again with assigning alignment significance to something null (post frequency)

[kuribo]

I may be stupid but at least my reads have reasons

You on the other hand have been all over the place

[kuribo]

I wish

[kuribo]

But of course <3



Seriously though it's pissed me off that every time I post, I have to read stuff about how I'm scum because I'm aggressive or threatening, or how I'm town because I post a lot

Bullshit argument is still bullshit even when they use it to claim a town read

[kuribo]

You can't tell me someone breaks a tunnel just because "posting a lot makes him VT

[kuribo]

If we aren't lynching Wayne, I'd rather see a Jemima lynch than Aptil

Agreed with the Russian, syrup is way more likely scum if we're doing a naked policy lynch

[kuribo]

So who's the scum on his wagon?

Is he a counter wagon to moz?

[kuribo]

Ok I'm not above a compromise lynch when they're probably scum


Titus is right, day 1 seems to have no narrative yet.

Further, it's been a fairly jumbled mess with no structure. Usually that means it's time to reevaluate my reads

[kuribo]

I thought I had voted Jemima in that post, my bad

unvote
Vote: aunt Jemima

[kuribo]

I don't remember what cooking mama did this game either but Aptil is absolutely deserving of death, unreadable lurker needs to die

and that doesn't apply to aunt jemima?

[kuribo]

I thought I had voted Jemima in that post, my bad

unvote
Vote: aunt Jemima

kuribo just bus your buddy.

ok


vote: drippi WAIT NO

[kuribo]

who the fuck are you

[kuribo]

i'm willing to lynch jemima at this point even if only so i never again have to read how it abbreviates everyones usernames to baby talk


takes way more effort to figure out who it's talking about

[kuribo]

no dgb from henceforth you will be "Bally"

i remember in Wire Season 1 mafia, somebody kept abbreviating my name to "ribo"


i didn't figure out what the fuck a ribo was until after I got NK'd, i thought it was some weird slang the kids were using

[kuribo]

It is very confusing when people refer to certain players that I do not see in the playerlist.

i hope the irony of your statement doesn't escape you, Captain Altslip

[kuribo]

Some of the best gambits are from a position of weakness, Titus

[kuribo]

That's closer to DGBs town game though




Problem with her is that she's very aware of her town game

[kuribo]

DGB, did you ever read mastin's assessments of us in the Anything Goes dead QT? I was flattered. You should be too, that guy fears you, he basically begged the rest of the scum team to kill you N1 when I hid behind you

Me, he just wanted to kill me n2 or 3, not because of my reads but because I'm loud and not a viable mislynch. And then I claimed early and they panicked for a bit out of fear I was actually a weak doc and not a hider lol


Titus, luck goes a long way but never underestimate charisma. It's in the delivery, not the gambit itself

[kuribo]

You can't really complain about a lurker lynch when most of the content is posted by 5/15 players

[kuribo]

I've always hated the idea that "lurkers" can't be scum

[kuribo]

true, it's not the lurking that makes them scum

[kuribo]

I'd move to aptil at deadline because I'm not above lynching a null read but AJ is a higher scumread for me

[kuribo]

Ok I absolutely refuse to play with someone who openly states he won't play to his win condition

unvote

Vote: Aptil

that's l-1 and it's claim time for real now

And if you think I won't policy lynch your ass for a claim stall AND refusing to play to a wincon, you don't know me too well

[kuribo]

Seriously one of my three biggest pet peeves

"I hope my team loses WAHHHH WAHHHH"

First that sound like defeatist scum

Second, if you're town? You're actively fucking us over by admission anyway

See you in hell, aptil

[kuribo]

Aptil scum with Jemima obvscum and with one of the lurkaderps


I'd be giving up too

[kuribo]

A claim would be nice, pretty please, good Lord Aptil.

Good cop / bad cop?


Tell him I'm a loose cannon and you don't know how much you can contain me when I'm like this

[kuribo]

Then get to steppin Aptil, you're done here



Titus: DGB and I work better when we have Fate around so we can do Good Cop / Bad Cop / EHEHUEHUEHUEHUE Cop

[kuribo]

No reads, no claim, fuck that


Tells me two things:

1) he is scum and can't be bothered to reasonably fabricate reads

2) his scum partners are either absent, don't have daytalk, or are too stupid to coach him on a claim


If on the off chance he's town, then he's getting blacklisted by me for not playing to wincon. And he's even made his wagon and the entire day completely fucking useless to analyze by giving both town and scum a good reason to lynch him

[kuribo]

Didn't even think of that, good one

[kuribo]

probably




seriously though i'm annoyed that she got killed before me and now i'm stuck avenging her

[kuribo]

kuribo, how come you haven't posted much lately?

crippling depression mostly, i'm not really reading any of this shit lately


i'll help you mislynch katsuki though if you want, cupcake eating bastard should prolly die today

Vote: Katsuki

[kuribo]

@ Kuribo- Why have you been posting a lot more in your other game?

cant answer that without violating the ongoing games rule but there is a reason

[kuribo]

partly that

1) i only joined this game in the first place because DGB asked me to and now she's dead

2) that modkill sucked ass

3) on day 1 every fucking time I engaged one of you people, I kept hearing shit like "tone it down or we'll lynch you" even from people claiming to read me as fucking town

4) i want to go back and read the ISOs of the dead but damned if I have the energy for all that

[kuribo]

AJ that has to be the most ass backwards attempt of NK analysis I've ever seen
There's speculation about NKs and in all for it (I believe there's always a reason)


But the hoops you jump through in that one is just mind boggling

And that comes from me--- someone who also has a town read on moz

[kuribo]

Would like to hear people's thoughts on PV. His ISO is pretty weak.

I can't read PV for shit because he usually gets lynched easily due to anemic posting

[kuribo]

I'd bet my right nut that AJ's not a cop

[kuribo]

that's a pretty stupid question


I'm not a cop either, that doesn't make me scum

[kuribo]

i'm more intestested in why the hell wayne felt the need to say that shit out loud if that's what he thinks AJ is

[kuribo]

jesus man, i've just about had it with your cryptic posts and your bullshit games

Unvote

Vote: Waynegg

[kuribo]

it's not often you see people blatantly rolefishing


gotta admire your spunk

[kuribo]

Lmao! If you want to ask a question, then ask it. Don't defer it in the second person. Just man up and ask the question. It's pretty logical that someone who outs a crumb probably has good reason for doing so and now you're just role fishing.

who the fuck is rolefishing here?



I FLAT OUT FUCKING SAID I DON'T BELIEVE AJ TO BE A COP


meanwhile, if you fucking think he / she / it's a cop, YOU FUCKING OUTTED THEM AND THEN ASKED A POTENTIAL DOC TO PROTECT THEM


if you're town, then fuck you

[kuribo]

you know what, i have neither the time, energy or inclination to deal with your bullshit tonight wayne


your posts are the fucking definition of abject bullshit and every fucking time i almost come around to a town read on you, you gotta fuck it up

[kuribo]

OMGURDUMBIOUTEDTHECRUMBBECAUSEIKNOWHEHASPROTECTIONANDNOWYOURETRYINGTOLYNCHSAIDPROTECTIONDUMBASSTHINKMANTHINK

HE'S NOT A FUCKING COP YOU MORON

[kuribo]

YOU SHOW ME HIS FUCKING BREADCRUMB RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, WITHOUT ANY FUCKING QUESTION, AND I'LL GOD DAMN HELP YOU ROPE HIM MYSELF


UNTIL THAT TIME, SIT ON YOUR FUCKING THUMB

[kuribo]

I AM 100% NO FUCKING BULLSHIT CERTAIN THAT HE'S NOT A GOD DAMN COP

[kuribo]

OMGURD UR DUMB I OUTED THE CRUMB BECAUSE I KNOW HE HAS PROTECTION AND NOW YOUR DUMBASS IS TRYING TO LYNCH SAID PROTECTION THINK MAN THINK

CAUSE AND EFFECT

IT ISNT THAT HARD

oh yeah, and grmr is probably scum with mozamis since now I die tonight

I'M DUMB?



I'M DUMB?


YOU'RE THE CRACKHEAD THAT IS PICKING UP COP CRUMBS ON A FUCKING NEIGHBORIZER

JEMIMA NEIGHBORIZED ME NIGHT FUCKING 1 AND COPS SURE AS HELL DON'T DO THAT

[kuribo]

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING CRUMB

[kuribo]

OMGURD UR DUMB I OUTED THE CRUMB BECAUSE I KNOW HE HAS PROTECTION AND NOW YOUR DUMBASS IS TRYING TO LYNCH SAID PROTECTION THINK MAN THINK

CAUSE AND EFFECT

IT ISNT THAT HARD

oh yeah, and grmr is probably scum with mozamis since now I die tonight

I'M DUMB?



I'M DUMB?


YOU'RE THE CRACKHEAD THAT IS PICKING UP COP CRUMBS ON A FUCKING NEIGHBORIZER

JEMIMA NEIGHBORIZED ME NIGHT FUCKING 1 AND COPS SURE AS HELL DON'T DO THAT

[kuribo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



SDFGJVBSDGIKASDL[ ASESAD;LKGV;SDGwer tqergadfSDGAERGERSGSERGERGERG

[kuribo]

i seriously don't know how to fucking talk to you right now without getting myself banned for verbal abuse


so in the words of jim cornette: thank you, fuck you, bye

[kuribo]

So goodfather is your scum buddy right




YOU saw what you thought was a cop come out swinging and you assumed investigation results because you knew he was guilty already?

Then you stated some bullshit about being the protective role so that you could draw a claim from a possible doc


All the math in the world doesn't obfuscate the scumminess of that


And by the way, your math is bullshit: if you NEIGHBORIZE your town reads, you have a fairly better chance at neighborizing town just by being half competent


Hell even I've neighborized town every single time as a neighborizer

You don't roll randoms, you NEIGHBORIZE your fucking reads

[kuribo]

Lol at my phone auto capsing NEIGHBORIZE

[kuribo]

Why did you out a power role Kuribo?

so sue me, i tend to blurt things out when i'm pissed

[kuribo]

to reiterate:

WAYNE ATTEMPTED TO FUCKING CLAIM THAT HE HAD PICKED UP ON A COP CRUMB BY JEMIMA

THEN WAYNE FUCKING SOFTCLAIMED DOC FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

i knew GOD DAMN WELL jemima wasn't a cop, and that therefore wayne was fucking rolefishing (and assuming that jemima had a guilty on a buddy)



AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF OUTING A POWER ROLE?


moz, you are NOT laying that bullshit at my fucking door

[kuribo]

anyone who's played five fucking minutes with me knows i don't play that "lololololoollo tee hee watch me softclaim tee hee" bullshit

[kuribo]

thats not the fucking part thats role fishing

THIS

Lmao! If you want to ask a question, then ask it. Don't defer it in the second person. Just man up and ask the question. It's pretty logical that someone who outs a crumb probably has good reason for doing so and now you're just role fishing.

and then ROLEFISHING VIA SOFTCLAIM

OMGURD UR DUMB I OUTED THE CRUMB BECAUSE I KNOW HE HAS PROTECTION AND NOW YOUR DUMBASS IS TRYING TO LYNCH SAID PROTECTION THINK MAN THINK

[kuribo]

i'm even more concerned about the fact that moz is defending that bullshit



THERE COMES A TIME TO FUCKING BUS FOR GODS SAKE

[kuribo]

Oh yeah...

VOTE: grmr

And here's something useful as well. 1243 is scum preemptively discrediting a town voice.

Your votes recently bouncy and omgus

I am going to lay down the law here.

Vote me or waynegg this is the lynch today as I'm certain that waynegg is scum.

My votes already on the one I believe to be scum but I heartily endorse your certainty here

[kuribo]

I've been leaning mostly town on AJ since being neighborized:


I'm of the opinion that scum-AJ would know any attempt to neighborize town-me would result in me powerfucking him in the QT



ie, he has nothing to gain as scum by neighborizing town me


@goodfather: IIOA means information instead of analysis. some people (idiots mostly) think that if you're posting information rather than analyzing it, it's scummy

[kuribo]

Katsuki is suspect based on his lack of participation

thats actually the biggest town-tell possible for kats



i've played probably a dozen games with him. i've been scum with him, i've been town against scum-kats. probably been scum against him at some point. i've moderated a game that he played in.

i've known katsuki since before either of us ever even heard of mafiascum.net, and if there's one thing i can assure you of, it's this:



scum-kats is way more active than this. scum-kats pushes his agenda while tee-heeing in the scum QT. he's like the crown prince of lurkaderps, second only to King kdowns.

[kuribo]

@ Kuribo- Why have you been posting a lot more in your other game?

cant answer that without violating the ongoing games rule but there is a reason

now that it's over, i can tell you that i was posting "alot more" in the other game because I was a confirmed-town treestump
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=34790

theres a big, big difference in posting in a game you're playing in (here) and one in which you're already dead and flipped town (POTUS mafia)

[kuribo]

Well if that's the way Katsuki usually plays...that sucks. Not exactly the kind of town I'd want to be in LYLO with....

hell, in the game i moderated, he got lynched Day 1 so fast that they didn't even bother waiting for a claim


(to be fair he got quickhammered by obvscum who got lynched the next day)

[kuribo]

I also knew that they have perfect accuracy reading one another.

no- I have perfect accuray at reading DGB


she, on the other hand, can't read my scum game for shit (see also: The Fortnight) (sorry DGB but i'm right about this)

[kuribo]

I also knew that they have perfect accuracy reading one another.

no- I have perfect accuray at reading DGB


she, on the other hand, can't read my scum game for shit (see also: The Fortnight) (sorry DGB but i'm right about this)

Wait. Didn't she say you were town here?

That's my point, she pretty much just calls me town for the most part. She'll take potshots here and there, but that's about it.

The game where I was scum against her was also one of only scum games for me in 2013

[kuribo]

I didn't realize he had referred to me as a mason


But I town read AJ so I cut them some slack

[kuribo]

Why is everyone letting AJ lead them around by the nose... it really confuses me.

Maybe I should start calling everyone "deary" and people will listen to me without question...

screw you, AJ worked hard to earn that town read from me, man

[kuribo]

almost as hard as you've worked to piss away the one i had on your predecessor

[kuribo]

sounds bout right




are you dead yet

[kuribo]

promises promises

[kuribo]

If Wayne gg is at the end game because you town read him your all going to have black marks in my book. A black mark means I get to laugh at you in latter games and say I was right and you were wrong.

don't you pin that shit on me, i feel like i'm ice-skating uphill trying to lynch this motherfucker

[kuribo]

Oh look another counter wagon to Wayne's sorry behind

[kuribo]

AJ ready claimed when I outted the neighborhood



Glad to know you're only pretending to read and catch up



Who did you replace again?

[kuribo]

So...grmr becomes active when someone pokes him. Noted.

I could say the same about you




In fact I'm saying exactly the same about yo

[kuribo]

So like



You rolled scum, right?



Your reads are pretty much just parroting the same shit that everyone's been saying for days



Enlighten me. Why is moz scum? I've not yet seen a remotely satisfactory answer.

What I've seen is this town pussyfooting around, while the same tired old chestnuts are trotted out

[kuribo]

Hmmm


But then again goodfather's play has been incredibly bullshit

[kuribo]

I never actually would need to kill DGB as scum since I know her weaknesses



Hell if anything I'd have kept her around so that she could convince the rest of you


And I damn sure wouldn't flat out have told her I was going to kill her, that's just poor sportsmanship

[kuribo]

Yeah ok THAT was the least town post I've ever seen

[kuribo]

unvote

Vote: goodfather

Town would at least have posted reads

[kuribo]

unvote

Vote: goodfather

Town would at least have posted reads

how many times do I have to say it? AJ is scum.

By association, so are you and her other "neighbors"

if you're town then welcome to my blacklist


you're seriously the worst

[kuribo]

it's how i treat motherfuckers that refuse to play to their wincon


if you're town YOU ARE DIRECTLY FUCKING PLAYING AGAINST YOUR WIN CONDITION and people like that make me absolutely sick. i have no desire to play with assholes that deliberately fuck over their wincon


if you're scum then keep on keepin' on

[kuribo]

and the logical leap from "AJ IS SCUM" to "SO ARE ALL THE NEIGHBORS" is so fucking far-fetched that i refuse to think you actually genuinely believe it



goodfather, when you get to hell, tell them kuribo sent you

[kuribo]

then you are just an ass for harassing someone new to the game

yeah, read my sig, being new doesn't get you a free pass when you drive through murdertown

[kuribo]

and if you think i'm being mean to you then you ain't seen shit

[kuribo]

hey goodfather


if i'm scum with Auntie J then why the fuck didn't I just let wayne keep claiming AJ was a cop? why the hell would i out the neighborhood instead of COASTING ON A FUCKING FAKE-ASS COP READ ON MY OWN SCUMBUDDY

that dont even make a lick of sense


no. wayne not only thought AJ was a cop but HE FUCKING STRAIGHT UP OUTTED THAT FACT

suppose AJ had been a cop, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOWN MOTIVATION FOR DOING THAT


AND THEN SOFTCLAIMING DOC


AND THEN


AND THEN


NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CALLS HIM OUT ON THAT FACT


NOT ONE


IT FALLS UPON ME TO DO THE TOWN'S FUCKING DIRTY WORK


AGAIN


LIKE FUCKING ALWAYS TO SHINE THE LIGHT OF TRUTH ONTO THAT FUCKING COCKROACH'S PILE OF SHIT




AND STILL


AFTER ALL THIS AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THIS


I HAVE TO READ YOU SONS OF BITCHES CLAIMING HE'S TOWN AND THEN YOU CLAIMING TO BE TOWN WHILE SAYING YOU HOPE WE LOSE



AND YOU WONDER WHY I SEEM TO THINK YOU'RE A MORON



for fucks sake

[kuribo]

you people are actually giving me a headache


especially you AJ


fuck this, bbl

[kuribo]

are you actually intentionally reading what i'm typing incorrectly


I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TOWN HARD-ON THAT PEOPLE HAVE FOR WAYNE


WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING OUTTING A COP PUBLICLY

[kuribo]

in what stupidass universe would i see Auntie J--- my scumbuddy in your mind--- being called a cop and then SAYING NO HE'S NOT A FUCKING COP


do you know what i do to fucking presumed cop investigations?


I RIDE THAT SHIT TO ENDGAME

I LET THE TOWN KEEP THINKING WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT


THERE'D BE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING BENEFIT TO OUTTING MY OWN SCUMBUDDY AS NOT BEING A COP AFTER WAYNE NOT ONLY CLAIMED AJ WAS COP BUT CLAIMED HE COULD PROTECT HIM


IT'S MY ASSERTION THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN READING THE FUCKING GAME OR YOU'D HAVE KNOWN THAT ALREADY

[kuribo]

if i believe she is scum, it is not a far stretch to think that you, her "deary", are her scum buddy

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION



WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NOT JUST LET WAYNE KEEP BELIEVING MY OWN SCUMBUDDY WAS A COP

[kuribo]

i really feel like i'm talking to a brick wall here

[kuribo]

or at least that i should be smashing my face against one in an attempt to DAMAGE MY FUCKING BRAIN AND LOWER MY INTELLIGENCE TO THE LEVEL OF THE REST OF YOU



except garm, you cool