BM's Mystery Mafia!! GAME OVER???

[Albert B. Rampage]

Vote N9V

[Albert B. Rampage]

after a long look at the evidence,

vote: Albert B. Rampage

This is why you don't do drugs, kids.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Kill the heretics and their false gods!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Stop messing with JDodge. Leave him alone.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The bandwagon on him is pretty baseless.

[Albert B. Rampage]

His actions ? He made 3 posts so far.

First post:

Vote: Flea

Second post:

Unvote, vote: Oman

Quit fishing.

Third post:

Jdodge, I'm not fishing, I'm speculating. Of course, I also can't count, so if I was fishing, I'm pretty crap at it.

That's BS.

The second post was in response to this:

Remember, 10 votes required to lynch.

Is this, in fact, correct.

If so we must have a double voter.

Just a thought.

Xdaamno, thats three of ten, letting your 7 scumbuddies pile on? [/humour]

JDodge has not done anything scummy.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Here are the facts:

1. Oman fished for a power role, in this instance a double voter.

Is this, in fact, correct. If so we must have a double voter.

2. JDodge called him on it.

3. Oman says he was'nt fishing. He blames his fishing on a numerical mistake, which in reality is unrelated to the fact that he was fishing.

Jdodge, I'm not fishing, I'm speculating. Of course, I also can't count, so if I was fishing, I'm pretty crap at it.

4. Generic idiotic vote #1.

unvote: Albert

VOTE: JDodge

Keep fishing.

5. JDodge says what Oman raised in point 3. is BS, which I explained the reasons why. Fishing is fishing, even were he to have made a mistake in the count, he shouldn't have said "we must have a double voter".

6. YagamiLight and pulsewidth correctly vote for generic voter #1.

7. Generic idiotic vote #2 on JDodge.

I don't think Oman was intentionally fishing, it was more speculation than anything IMO.

Unvote Vote: JDodge

8. Generic idiotic vote #3 on JDodge.

OK...
Oman speculated on the setup...
JDodge voted Oman for fishing...
GodOfWine voted JDodge for... I don't know. The posts seem to make out that JDodge was fishing, but I think it's a possible misinterpretation/miswording...

In conclusion... uh...

Unvote, Vote: JDodge

.

I would like some sort of clarification from GoW though...

And this one seems pretty scummy at that. He says he doesn't understand what GoW is trying to say, yet he follows GoW's lead without any explanation.

Look guys, speculating is nothing more than an euphemism for role-fishing. Even if you don't think so, speculating does the town no good. Its not going to make a claim more believable later. Its useless discussion. JDodge's vote is perfectly understandable,

and being still in the random voting phase

, I find it difficult to see that generic voters #1, #2 and #3 want to build a serious bandwagon based on nothing.

Unvote,Vote:Albert B. Rampage

why would you jump to defend jdodge?

I agree with Erg0's interpretation of GOW's statement. It seemed like he wanted Oman to keep fishing.Strange, but appears to be random.

Here's another wacko.

He thinks that GoW's wants Oman to keep fishing.

And then he votes for me. Right after calling GoW strange. Ridiculous.

FoS GoW, somestrangeflea, Jordan, Wario

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'd disagree with you when you say JDodge hasn't done anything scummy Albert, I think he was exaggerated when he said Oman was fishing, that's the biggest scumtell so far I think.

Way too early to build a bandwagon based on role-fishing for a

double-voter

...what Oman did was weird and a tad scummy. You guys are acting like JDodge deposed a case the size of the 5th amendment; he typed in 2 words. What, you think he was hoping for 9 other players to join him ? No!!

[Albert B. Rampage]

There is a fine line between the two, and starting the day with such a lame bandwagon isn't going to get us to El Dorado.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And you are entitled tp your opinion

On my part, I will fuel the other bandwagon which I find has more substance to it.

Unvote,

vote GodofWine

.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The bandwagon on him is pretty baseless.

Bandwagons prompt discussion. It's not a bad thing to do early on.

Bandwagons on scummy players are good. JDodge is not as scummy as somestrangeflea, GoW, etc.

[Albert B. Rampage]

AlSleet, state your thoughts on JDodge, Jordan and somestrangeflea.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And your a hypocrite, since you choose to defend GoW before he could "speak for himself", all the while accusing me of doing the same thing with JDodge in the same post.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Good to see we're on the same page, mate.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The vote concerns me more than the joke.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No worries, it must be a side-effect of being on the same page

[Albert B. Rampage]

Cool cos if you do...I'll fiiind youu <3

[Albert B. Rampage]

What about you ? How do you see GoW, somestrangeflea ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

How do you explain his vote ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I was thinking you might attribute his reason for voting JDodge to something you've already done or thought of doing, the way your random mind works I wouldn't be surprised of this.

What is your gut feeling on GoW ? Scum ? Town ? Which one...

[Albert B. Rampage]

Ah, so show us your scumlist, if that's not too much to ask.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Might as well make it...Bobby, JDodge and you lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

So you think everyone is town, am I right ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Exactly the point I was trying to illustrate with my short exchange with Flea.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You don't anymore ? ...?

[Albert B. Rampage]

So you think everyone is town, am I right ?

While this is rather parodical, it's obviously an exaggeration which we could do without. ssf may not have a scumlist because he has noticed no scumtells so far, but you're interpreting it as he'll

never

have a scumlist. We're only just out of the RV stage.

I can easily defend myself with this:

No, I don't think everyone is Town, that's just stupid. I think that everyone is Town

ie

. Well, actually, I don't anymore...

[Albert B. Rampage]

What's with the "not anymore" comment, flea ? Who do you find scummy now ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why aren't you voting for the sole person you find remotely scummy ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

No, I don't think everyone is Town, that's just stupid. I think that everyone is Town

ie

. Well, actually, I don't anymore...

You don't anymore ? ...?

now THAT, my friends, is fishing.

Fishing for a scumlist

[Albert B. Rampage]

Its still too early for a claim. We have to have more imput from the other players.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah I took it as ambiguous, but I want to be sure N9V doesn't claim prematurely.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote bobbyplump

I don't like his recent voting. Very suspicious.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I also encourage the rest of you to join me in a campaign against bobby, as I feel that N9V has many shady figures on his wagon and it would be incredibly foolish to sacrifice him so quickly in the day. I would like to see a bandwagon on bobby instead.

Bobby you've been enthusiastically opportunistic, going after the easy wagon of Flea, and then going after the easier wagon of N9V. Kison is also a laughable target, as mafia often resort to hunting lurkers as an excuse to scum-hunt.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Woah, simul-post.

EBWOP

under the guise of scum-hunting*

[Albert B. Rampage]

I also encourage the rest of you to join me in a campaign against bobby, as I feel that N9V has many shady figures on his wagon and it would be incredibly foolish to sacrifice him so quickly in the day. I would like to see a bandwagon on bobby instead.

Bobby you've been enthusiastically opportunistic, going after the easy wagon of Flea, and then going after the easier wagon of N9V. Kison is also a laughable target, as mafia often resort to hunting lurkers as an excuse to scum-hunt.

Really? The easy bandwagon on flea? I was the first one to vote for him, if you remember.

And I didn't "target" Kison. I said he popped in, voted for the person with the most votes, then left. I don't think he's been back since. All I said, was "EGMEOY" and asked to hear more from him.

I think it's you who is being opportunistic here.

No way. Flea, well, let's face it he's an easy player to bandwagon (sry flea). Doesn't matter if you're first or second, the point is that he's still learning and isn't strong enough to defend himself properly yet, imho. I sure know that if I were scum I would go after players like Flea, because they're likely to make mistakes that I can just jump on like a vulture. And yes, bobby, you did target Kison. "IGMEOY" is tantamount to saying that person is suspicious.

In other news, I would like Nelly632 to tell us what he thinks about bobby, as I'm getting an instinctual feeling that they may be scumbuddies.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Xdaamno, feel free to remove yourself from the bandwagon I'm pushing. You are not in my townie list either (reserved for players such as Erg0 and Skruffs).

I can certainly describe why I think a mafia would go after such players. First voting for newbe that may make mistakes in defending himself, then setting up the stage to attack lurkers, and then finally joining the major bandwagon of the day.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And yes, Albert, the fact that Kison jumped on the site,

voted for the BW du jour

, then left, makes him suspicious. Suspicious enough for IGMEOY and a request for him to post more.

You disagree, I take it.

Excuse me ? I think you're confusing him with yourself.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Really? I signed in, made one post in this whole game, which happened to be a vote for the top vote getter, then signed off and didn't post any more?

Yeah. You're right. Totally me.

Okay I successfully sucked two more scum tells out of you:

1. The first, and more obvious one, is that you

lied

. Kison made one random vote on AlSleet, and this was the first vote on AlSleet. He never changed his vote.

2. The second is my personal favorite, and the signature scum-tell I find with which I find scum at a 100% success rate, up to now.

You disagree, I take it.

This here, is what I call trying to close a topic. You're trying to shrug the subject off by framing it as a simple difference in opinion that cannot be helped, or investigated further. I find this very telling about the alignment of a person, since townies will rather defend themselves then let suspicions slide off them as new suspicions arise.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Sorry for typos, guys.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Xdaamno, feel free to remove yourself from the bandwagon I'm pushing.

The bandwagon you're pushing is irrelevant. I'm just saying if bobby comes up town, you jump to the top of my scum list.

I don't get this. Do you think bobby is scum or not ? It seems like you have ulterior motives to voting him when you say this. I can take full responsibility, but why are you pointing this out now ? I thought you were the person who was going to say "I told you so". Backtracking a little, Xdaamno ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wow. Albert is creeping up my scum list, too. His points on flea seem a little manipulative and I am not seeing Nelly/bobby at all. Also, he ruined my setup for the EGMEOY joke.

QFT. Well, except the last sentence.

Don't QFT vague posts. Why do you think I'm scummy ? Choose your words carefully.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Don't QFT vague posts. Why do you think I'm scummy ? Choose your words carefully.

How the hell was my post vague? It said everything I wanted to say,

along

with a joke.

I'd like you to address my other post. You say I am manipulative...what do you find manipulative ? You say that you're not seeing nelly/bobby...all I said was that it was a gut feeling. How am I scummy ? You are not backing up you're case with any evidence at all.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Flea is scummy, but I don't think he is scum. I think I've made this clear in past posts.

Bobby, I want you to die today, because I think you are scum, and I'm pretty damn sure at that.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The top part of this post sounds like he's trying to dismiss my arguments with a generic "you're entitled to your opinion" line, which looks like he's scum trying to escape from a difficult situation which he can find no logical reply to.

Then he tries to start a bandwagon that has "more substance". If that bandwagon has more substance, why do you give no reason for voting GOW?

lol ? Are you accusing me, Jordan ? I said that he was fishing. You said that he was speculating. Our opinions differ.

Compare this to me saying that bobby is scummy...and then he says that's my opinion, and drops the subject.

Jordan + Bobby = Scumteam.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jordan + Bobby = Scumteam.

Wait a second...didn't I get called out earlier this game for making a statement like this that implied I was "certain" someone was scum?

Now, not only is Albert certain I am scum, he's certain Jordan is as well.

Yes, yes I definitely am.

[Albert B. Rampage]

"Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen." -Winston Churchill

This quote applies to mafia in oh so many ways. And Jordan, you are going to die. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will be found, and then you will be killed. And the same goes for your scumbuddy Bobby.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jordan, you have less than ten minutes to claim. If you do not comply, I will kill you, right now.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Stay out of this, beginner.

[Albert B. Rampage]

5 minutes left.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jordan, claim; time is running out.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Half a second left; Jordan, I am NOT bluffing.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Time's up.

KILL: JORDANA24

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jordan, sorry if you were town.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I am 1-shot town vig. Hydrogen. What's your flavor ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I am deadly serious. Do you think I can get away with this shit ? Forcing a townie to claim ? I don't think so.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I don't care. I have to be off, anyway. Cya Jordan. Send my regards to hell, will ya ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jordan, jordan, jordan. What will I ever do without you, my friend ? All that killing you stuff, it was bullshit. It was a test, Jordan. A test that you passed. What, you really think that if I were a day-vig I would kill you like that, without evidence ? Just because that you accused me ? Come on, I am not that OMGUSsy. I can take a hit, even from you. I wouldn't kill you in plain day like that just for one little case that you deposed against me. Remember back in Hacker Mafia, when we had just met ? I left you alive the whole game, remember ? Didn't even shoot you at the end, although we both lost. C'mon man, I thought you knew me better than that. Unless you knew this was just a joke, and played along perfectly. Hey, maybe your a smart scum than feigned being pissed. I'd be so impressed with you, you know ? Dude, Jordan, I didn't kill you. I wouldn't dream of killing you, you got nothing to fear. I was just fooling around with you. Yeah, this makes me look terribly scummy. I know that. I know that I may be lynched today, but there is one thing that might save me; its my trump card, you see ? No, I'm not going to claim, because nobody would believe me. But, the one thing that can hold off my death, is, well...I killed bobby.

[Albert B. Rampage]

In my defense,

"Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen." -Winston Churchill

And, uh, at least we know he was going to waste an investigation on me. Right guys ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

This game makes a wonderful display of my stupidity...replacement ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I already role-claimed last page.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I assumed the kill had to be pm'd to Battlemage, and so when he "killed" Jordan, that did nothing, but when he killed Bobby, he must have done it via PM.

correct. i think i am going to post in lower case when referring to myself from now on to mark my shame.

[Albert B. Rampage]

@Oman

Yes, yes and yes.

Vote Xdaamno

, I really hated his "if bobby comes up as town you will be the worse looking one" when he himself voted bobby first.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think bobbyplump does not know how to play the game of mafia.

[Albert B. Rampage]

In other news, I would like Nelly632 to tell us what he thinks about bobby, as I'm getting an instinctual feeling that they may be scumbuddies.

The question itself is significant here, as it is a bit prejudicial. I do wonder what the answer would have been if Albert had left out the second part, though.

Albert, are you able to expand on this instinctual feeling now that Nelly has responded? Obviously Bobby is not scum, but how do you feel about Nelly now?

I feel good about Nelly. He didn't buddy up with bobby.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Personally I think ABR just went totally and completely insane, right before claiming to kill jordan, and then it being revealed he had killed Bobby. The whole devilish "test that you have passed" speech makes me even surer that ABR has become, shall we say, unstable.

That is the most disrespectful and hilarious comment I have ever head.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If this is a gambit, I am a fucking brilliant man.

But it was more due to, ahem, unluckyness. Note that I could have killed anyone I wanted without anyone ever knowing.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well then sorry, I will try to be more analytical.

You try and fail.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I don't think you're in a position to be correcting GoW atm, actually.

I don't think you're in one either, you moron. You were the first guy who jumped at bobby with the "I TOLD U HE WAS SCUM" attitude. I think I could dump all the responsibility on you and lynch you tomorrow.

[Albert B. Rampage]

lol, the last line was clever.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Skruffs, its very simple. I could have simply told the mod who I wanted dead without revealing my hand. That's what I would do if I were scum. The fact I made myself so wrong discredits a scum Rampage.

FoS Skruffs

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yeah GoW is pretty retarded/emotional.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Meh you have to look at the simplest answers instead of making up things, Skruffs.

Vote GoW

because he's an extremist.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote GoW

[Albert B. Rampage]

In addition, such reckless behavior on D1 can only be attributed to idiotic protown play, something that ABR is well-known for.

QFT

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote Xdaamno

Seems a lot of trouble for a mafia to go through to just claim vanilla. Xdaamno, I believe, is the right lynch today.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And why would I lie...? Because my flavor is Napalm ? lmao

[Albert B. Rampage]

<3 Skruffs

[Albert B. Rampage]

The no-lynch was stupid.

Vote Xdaamno

[Albert B. Rampage]

You were voting for Oman ffs

[Albert B. Rampage]

'End of Day 1' Vote Count

N9V 6 (Nelly632, Jdodge, Erg0, Kison, GodofWine, SSF)
Xdaamno 3 (Albert B. Rampage, Oman, MoS)
GodofWine 1 (HeatherLou)
Oman 1 (XDaamno)
Albert B. Rampage 1 (Zu Faul)
Somestrangeflea 1 (N9V)
Heatherlou 1 (Skruffs)

Not Voting (3): AlSleet, YagamiLight, JordanA24

9 votes to lynch.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Um, clarify "the Rampage connection". Sounds like that just came out of The Italian Job.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Not what I meant. Clarify the nature of our connection, Skruffs.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Of course I'm alive it would be senseless to kill me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I second Erg0.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Mika - Relax, Take It Easy is a good song to listen to while playing mafia.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I rather have Skruffs head.

Vote Skruffs

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because I'm different.

[Albert B. Rampage]

ya i kno

[Albert B. Rampage]

lolol Setael is a GIRL!!! Who would've thought...I made that same mistake!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote Oman

.

I want Oman to claim.

[Albert B. Rampage]

lolol put him to the cross

[Albert B. Rampage]

I vote Paradoxombie to hammer.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'll hammer Oman if I reach more votes than anyone else.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Um...no, you klutz. I said I would hammer Oman if there was a consensus for me doing it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

QFT

[Albert B. Rampage]

Stupid.

Vote Paradoxombie

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'll hammer Oman if I reach more votes than anyone else.

I said I would hammer Oman if there was a consensus for me doing it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

To be perfectly honest with you, half the players only hate me because of my arrogance and image of myself, and the only player who has voiced some sort of concern about me being actually scum is Flay.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Paradoxombie, you are a

BS

er. And I'll prove it:

Mod: I want a replacement.

Watch closely how the replacer will

not

be lynched or found scummy.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Cause you're a retard that killed the doc in 436.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote Skruffs

There's my hefty share of helping.

[Albert B. Rampage]

It makes sense because I know that I am town...that I think that a few others also think I'm town, and it would be a waste of a town player.

You know parax, your problem is you OVERTHINK. People could go through the same thought process as you and come to the RIGHT CONCLUSION. Every time I see you play its the same shit. I don't mean to be so rude, but dude, just, freaking GET IT.