For my next performance, I shall be doing, "Kilroy's Rebuttal, in E Sarcasm," followed my "Rebuttal, Part Deux" for my other fans. Enjoy.
You do remember that Nightson, a claimed investigator, features on your list of scum, the list that we should lynch off, right?
Oh... oh I see your point.
Everyone
on that list must be scum! What a fool I've been, saying that some of those people are Town, some of those people are Scum... thank you. I see the light now. Thank you.
Fake edit:
Oh, rapier wit! A fake edit! How comical! Oh, were I a man of
half
your intelligence.
Kilroy, make up your mind already! Are you trying to pull a flavour disappearing act here? First you say you're Papyrus, then you call it all BS, now you're Papyrus again. It just looks like you're using flavour and information in general when and how it suits you, just to get you out of a tricky spot.
Ahh, see, I was unaware that but a single person on this Earth, fictional or otherwise, was allowed any given name. My apologies - for a moment, I thought myself a
different
Papyrus than the one I had mentioned.
Your claim has been modified so many times, I'm pretty sure that a good deal of people (me included) don't know what to think anymore.
I lost
you
!? Of all people, I mustn't lose
you
! If you don't understand something, what hope do the rest of us have? You make sure we are all aware you understand
everything
- your sum-ups are a testament to that - and without you, we would for certain be lost!
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Indeed, my name is actually Papyrus, I am a fisherman who is sworn to fight baddies and fight for Egypt (modified to avoid direct quoting, obv.) I lied to the Town because I thought it was obvious. Apparently, I'm just that good at lying. Or ya'll are stupid. It's one or it's the other. A flavor claim from me is pointless. I thought
that
was obvious, too, but... I'll just stop overestimating your collective intelligence.
Again, the case on me has no merit. I mean, Nightson has even admitted that he is willing to vote for me, even if he believes I am a cop. This shows not only pettiness, but stupidity, and anti-Town behavior. As my incredibly unobservant, trying-too-hard-to-appear-protown friend (Sacred) has pointed out, Nightson is on the list. That's... a defense? "You haven't cleared me, thus, you're scum"? What? I'm sorry Nanook didn't investigate Nightson. Guess what? I don't plan on it. I'm pretty confident he's pro-Town. I'm not wasting a night of investigation on someone who has been acting in a very pro-Town fashion. Any of the other people on the list (with maybe some exceptions - don't waste time asking, I won't tell you who,) may or may not recieve an investigation from me.
We should definitely decide on a lynch - even if it's me. Stuff needs to
happen
, and sitting around saying, "Kilroy's an ***. Kilroy's scum." is doing nothing. I am scum, or
I'm not scum
. If you're really curious, and really stupid, lynch me. This will auto-confirm three people in the game (hopefully, one of them will not be modkilled due to inactivity.) If you do not do the Mafia's work for them, as someone else whose name escapes me has put it, then you will get another investigation result tomorrow, if I'm not dead.
If children cause accidents in the backseat, and accidents in the backseat cause children, which came first?
"My point is, make people explain themselves." --RafK