mystery box of silver 15: i'm killing hostages (negotiated)

[iamveryhappy]

Hi. I teleported in here. Time for a full roleclaim
hc OS Solar God TFPTSLBOOIA Chameleon Goo zzz I'm conftown gg
Please refer to me as iamveryhappy/iavh/i/iam/am/very/iamvery/amvery/ihappy/worstmafiaplayerinthiscurrentgame. Happy doesn't work though, I don't wanna be capitalised. happy might work idk, I don't wanna be named after this fat guy who's Spiderman's agent
RPG-style info:
Name: [REDACTED]
Role: One-Shot Solar God The Flying Pumpkin That Shoots Laser Beams Out Of Its Ass Chameleon Goo
Skills:
-Can't Read Syndrome (Passive) [MAXED]
-Punching Bag (Passive) [MAXED]
-Self-depreciating Humour (Passive) [MAXED]
Stats:
Endurance: 0 (justified my me not even able to run 100m)
Can't be bothered to list them
Playstyle: Roll a dice!
I wish I could continue but I gotta watch Oppenheimer. Bye for now

[iamveryhappy]

VOTE: Cakez
staffhate go brrrr

[iamveryhappy]

pagetop?

[iamveryhappy]

What's baseball again? Probably mid cricket.

[iamveryhappy]

The only thing I've heard about baseball is LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV.
*confused in not American*

[iamveryhappy]

I swear I live next to one of you.

[iamveryhappy]

I swear I live next to one of you.

WRONG CHAT SORRY
kk

[iamveryhappy]

After that I might as well as get the pagetop.

[iamveryhappy]

I really need a vc to keep my head straight. aaaa

[iamveryhappy]

how would step 4 work tho

[iamveryhappy]

Precisely.
Step 4 was ???
So what is it, how would it work, do we even need it
Gosh we're not watching Pokemon anime, we don't need to go "What's Step 4?" and wait for a commercial break then get to know what it is

[iamveryhappy]

Objectively Scummy
sorry punching bag took over

[iamveryhappy]

II've not seen Koba play pokemon battles on PS! before although originating from that site
they're still definitely better than their friend Spiderz's friend Alexander489
I've retired from competitive battling, best I ranked was like first in gen8 1v1 for like 20 minutes before getting overtaken shortly after

[iamveryhappy]

what format and opponent?
what was the disqualify timer btw

[iamveryhappy]

taking this pagetop

[iamveryhappy]

it has come to my attention that i might not be playing scummy enough so i just wanna say that i think iavh is a mason

...no.
Wrong chat you remember i put? That's a chat on Discord (surprisingly rare time when I finally use my laptop to use MS).
also why the fuck would t!skygazer do me like that?

[iamveryhappy]

don't use bats resort to the most goated way of fighting
getting a cranium so strong you headbutt others with it

[iamveryhappy]

Baseball is the greatest and whoever doesn't think so deserves to killed by Schadd and won't be saved.

Schadd I think this should be killed because they are gaslighting me to believe baseball is the best sport but I do not agree

[iamveryhappy]

VOTE: iamveryhappy

I feel ilke his posting around page 10 felt off. Like still doing RVS banter and not commenting on more salient stuff happening in the thread when people were starting to exit RVS and talking about reads

weird. I was talking about Pokemon Showdown, a battle simulator
and also step 4
everyone put it as "???"
like wtf can we just get something, a variable or smth like that
you're feeling off not me.

[iamveryhappy]

stale? that's not stale
never would I do a readslist in such a high pl d1
I'd wait until like day 3 at least...

[iamveryhappy]

Oh no! I might get killed as a hostage! Obligatory shitpost coming up.
hello
Bluesnakelet
what do ya want from me

[iamveryhappy]

tell the guy to take steroids.

[iamveryhappy]

so basically
wwhat's rong with RCenigma?
the koba v ranger thingy right?
goes koba and then changes mind immediately and goes ranger
I don't get it

[iamveryhappy]

Well I can say I don't hate on Spiderz that much in chat mafia.

[iamveryhappy]

How bad is staffhate in PS? Too.
We had a 23p game and a staff got qh'ed within 2 minutes.

[iamveryhappy]

Welp
if we wanna actually play this setup
we should get LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV to bat
bro hits a swamp donkey every time his bat makes contact with the ball lol
2.
3 actually.
kk
P-Edit: hey don't call me clueless, get better material if you want to make me sad.
ifyoucanraedtihsgeartyougettokonwmyrloeitis3.yes3.youslhuodgetitifyoukonwit.

[iamveryhappy]

I'm starving myself and I'm hangry.
aaaaaa I ran out of instant noodles

[iamveryhappy]

mmm
I'm going to find something within the flavour aren't I?
Not good at reading people but different for reading softs

[iamveryhappy]

can Tommy Eggman or something take steroids
just hit something already
much higher strike rate in cricket
*confused in not American*

[iamveryhappy]

hi Un Trustworthy Jones
II'm iamveryhappy
currently thinking of legally changing name to that bc why not

[iamveryhappy]

II'm casually asking why doing a 180™ is bad. It's read progression no?
P-Edit: stop
P-Edit-Edit: aaaa
P-Edit-Edit-Edit: WHY
P-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUU
P-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit: *intensifies in FUUUUUUUUUUU*

[iamveryhappy]

having fun=town -pooky
gg

[iamveryhappy]

pagetop yet aaa

[iamveryhappy]

i reconsidered the arguments i had for ranger being scum, and realized they werent good arguments and had good reasons to find them town, thats mafia 101, i would call myself a bad player if i just tunneled 100% with no evaluation, thats for 2020 noob koba

like its not the own you think it is ROFL

Nah, you kept wanting to pivot onto Pooky......you even kept wanting to keep pushing Ranger until you felt it was a lost cause.

And you literally are tunneling Pooky right now.

lil bro thinks having an active argument with someone in real time is tunneling :dead:

he is intentionally not using critical thinking to argue his case, i dont think theres any point in arguing with drew because he will not allow anyone to engage him critically and will continue to just pick out arguments. some of his supposed points have clear answers that are answered by reading the posts he is trying to shade.

idek who im voting rn but i'd love to start a drew wagon VOTE: drew

are you dropping your pooky read or no?

[iamveryhappy]

based koba

[iamveryhappy]

anyone wanna confirm to me tthat there are no nks

[iamveryhappy]

anyone wanna confirm to me tthat there are no nks

confirmed no nks
I might consider claiming

[iamveryhappy]

WAGOOOOOOOOON
VOTE: Alisae
now to quote something I always do in ps
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah die
and get muted for stretching

[iamveryhappy]

anyone wanna guess the hostage killed?

[iamveryhappy]

And when you answer that, can u provide me a response that a 5 year old would try to understand.
I’m not young anymore so I have a hard time speaking and understanding 16 year old cringe speak, sorry

.
5 year old? ok
waaaaa mommy this guy is evil I don't like em I want them to die waaaa I want ice-cream all I wanted to do was to add some pressure onto this person and I'm getting yelled at waaaaa

[iamveryhappy]

I wanna claim.

[iamveryhappy]

Interesting.
I need to guess them properly. I didn't see the flip there sorry :/

[iamveryhappy]

II'll also claim
I have an ability to guess the next hostage killed. If I guess correctly I can add someone to my neighbourhood

[iamveryhappy]

empty. guessed koba early game switched to ofrhz

[iamveryhappy]

well that's unfortunate

[iamveryhappy]

I'll admit my townreads are thin on the ground at the moment, but I do think Ranger has 3 bad slots in the townlist, which is my number one hesitance with this plan. In particular, Drew is a very red-vibed slot to me, though I don't want to press there before the replacement gets a chance to play.

I have massive doubts about Meuh and Cakez, too. Meuh seems blind to the gamestate starting somewhere around the 20s, page-wise, and Cakez I get strong negative gutpings from right now. Neither of those vibe as SCUM to me yet, but I distrust them.

My actual townreads here are HPE, Ranger, The Bulge (RIP), Koba (?!?! How.). I have two very strong scumreads (Alisae, ofrhz), and 3 "smells of red": Drew, xyzzy, Dannflor. Everyone else is shades of null, and it isn't passing me by that most of those slots are either more shitposty or thinner on content than the ones I have reads on.

who would you think to be the next hostage elimination?

[iamveryhappy]

interesting. Time to clutch up and stop coasting. People who come online I need to compile your predictions so that we hve a higher accuracy to get someone correct when someone hits a swamp donkey so someone can join my neighbourhood

[iamveryhappy]

is someone able to list claims

bluesnek has a oneshot ability to make scum players hostages as well
I can guess whoever is going to be killed when someone hits a home run and if I do I can add soemone to me neighbourhood (I have not guess anyone correctly yet)

[iamveryhappy]

Time to think of flavor
Is there anything suggested within the blocs
I’m really interested in how everyone is grouped together there
There might be a pattern, while I will be looking at the solo blocs and also blocs B and C
C being only 2 people is interesting
Solo blocs are less interesting due to the abundance

[iamveryhappy]

It’s 5v14 right
I’m thinking the solo blocs are indicative of scum
VOTE: ofrhz

[iamveryhappy]

Well blue voted flipped town and flipped town voted blue

I might back read a bit if I feel like it, but this seems as good a place to start as any

VOTE: BlueSnakelet

Flipped town isn’t always correct no?

[iamveryhappy]

in a good way or a bad way?
I'm interested in how you want to stop the purge here, care to explain about it other than citing the compliment?

[iamveryhappy]

eh
if you don't buy my claim you can go hammer me
but food for thought
interesting claim with the mafa goon
I'm looking into specific interactions