lazymodding conspiracy ??? [3/x]

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/in

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Nobody explained this setup to me. Fortunately I was able to pm my good pal Hectic with my ouija board (still really sad what happened to him) and he told me how it worked.

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Hi Grumpy Cat

Why didn't you say hi to me

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Nobody explained this setup to me. Fortunately I was able to pm my good pal Hectic with my ouija board (still really sad what happened to him) and he told me how it worked.

Oh that's good. did he mention that you're being conspired against or did he keep that part a surprise

He said that there was a conspiracy against me in real life then just kept chuckling when I tried to follow up on it.

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Nobody explained this setup to me. Fortunately I was able to pm my good pal Hectic with my ouija board (still really sad what happened to him) and he told me how it worked.

Seems sus, isn't Hectic a toxic rageposter?

Yeah, this is just one of many examples

Subject: Mini Normal 2099 | Newbie Quotes | GAME OVER

It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before

So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Elements

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I don't really get how you solve the setup tbh.

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I was right, this is a lot more tense with 3 people

Why? I don't really see why the conspiring players would post differently at all.

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So it's at best wifom based on whether you'd meme as a conspiracy

at best

The only way I see this being meaningful is if there's a lot of conspirators and there's more likely for one weak player in on it to fail?

[Hopkirk]

what solving?

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with 3 players

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I can see how it works with a bigger game but not here tbh. Nothing either of you have posted feels like something you'd post with or without a conspiracy so it's all completely null.

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I legitimately don't feel like this really works with this few people.

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Wow Isis, it's like you don't like Cats, Bats, and Accountants with sniper rifles.