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germany: the vocalist is arranging a sequence of Music Words here. 3.1
thailand: i like the postmodern jukebox. the recontextualization is normally fun though it can feel a little boilerplatey. the clickety clack solo was fun here. 3.7
singapore: pretty nice. good moment in the middle where theres a modulation and also suddenly the bass is pulling its weight better. occasional interestingness from the vocalist. 3.5
canada: i dont really like either vocalist individually but they are surely nice in harnony. nothing else is really able to shine. 3.3
iceland: a little bit of good stuff in this. 3.5
asgardia: walked by a foul garbage smell as i started listening to this which was a tellingly coherent multi-sensory experience. 2.5
argentina: quite fun orchestration. i like that the vocalist is balanced like a pop song but still isnt entirely the focal point. theres also a funny autotune-sounding vocal style. greatly liked the two times we got this thick drum section for like 7 seconds. 3.9
liechtenstein: hip hop (and especially trap) that exists in this sanitary movie space is unavoidably very uncanny to me. 3.0
egypt: sorry about the five guys job bro. saying "procrastinating" with a hard -ng is among a list of vibe dampeners here. good arrangement in the chorus. 3.6
cootie doovie: this is like that one epically viral electro swing song. 3.4
denmark: e 2.8
djibouti: e 2.3
russia: i believe i heard: america. vodka. louboutin. spongebob. 3.3
spain: builds a nice environment but is really only able to pull me into it at the fun transitional moments. 3.6
thailand: i like the postmodern jukebox. the recontextualization is normally fun though it can feel a little boilerplatey. the clickety clack solo was fun here. 3.7
singapore: pretty nice. good moment in the middle where theres a modulation and also suddenly the bass is pulling its weight better. occasional interestingness from the vocalist. 3.5
canada: i dont really like either vocalist individually but they are surely nice in harnony. nothing else is really able to shine. 3.3
iceland: a little bit of good stuff in this. 3.5
asgardia: walked by a foul garbage smell as i started listening to this which was a tellingly coherent multi-sensory experience. 2.5
argentina: quite fun orchestration. i like that the vocalist is balanced like a pop song but still isnt entirely the focal point. theres also a funny autotune-sounding vocal style. greatly liked the two times we got this thick drum section for like 7 seconds. 3.9
liechtenstein: hip hop (and especially trap) that exists in this sanitary movie space is unavoidably very uncanny to me. 3.0
egypt: sorry about the five guys job bro. saying "procrastinating" with a hard -ng is among a list of vibe dampeners here. good arrangement in the chorus. 3.6
cootie doovie: this is like that one epically viral electro swing song. 3.4
denmark: e 2.8
djibouti: e 2.3
russia: i believe i heard: america. vodka. louboutin. spongebob. 3.3
spain: builds a nice environment but is really only able to pull me into it at the fun transitional moments. 3.6