Put a face with a name!

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I have pictures, but you can't really see anything but my eyes in them.

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The 130 gunships.

My money is on them.

GUNSHIPS WILL PREVENT NUKES FROM KILLING YOU ALL, YES

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JD'S BLURRY ADVENTURES IN PHOTOGRAPHY



THE PUPPY



THE PUPPY, WITH TOY



THE DOG

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hooker

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He says to the guy who used to be engaged.

Of course your standards are less than mine. You're a nerd virgin who gets off to the thought of alpacas.

Hahahaha.
You dont really think that, Quo. You are just wrong and you used ad hominem to defend a retarded point.
And no, this is not about standards, this is about TELLING YOU IN YOUR FUCKING ACNOID FACE that you are wrong.

hint hint: when people feel personally offended, they tend to get defensive; defensiveness is a way of coping with outside stressors

this would not be a stressor to you did you not think it were talking about you

you were never implicitly mentioned

therefore you actually feel that you are the sort of person he's talking about, but you don't want to think that way and you become defensive to reduce your amount of cognitive dissonance regarding your values of "i am a lecherous creep" and "nothing wrong with telling someone they're beautiful, right?"

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Because they're not.

For the most part, with a very few exceptions, every girl who has ever posted in this thread is at best slightly above average, and most of them are downright unattractive.

Why do you need to hurt their feelings about their physical appearance, something they have no control over? That's really not very nice of you.

Also, kindness, intelligence, compassion, etc., are all human qualities that add essential beauty to a face, but not immediately apparent in a snap shot.

If they feel they have no control over their physical appearance, then they probably won't get offended over it. Just a hint.

also WOO LULZTAJO HAS HIT THE DENIAL STAGE

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Basically, what happens here when a modestly attractive female posts her picture is the online equivalent of a bunch of horny guys tackling the girl to the ground and slobbering all over her, but claiming it's simply your way of appreciating their beauty. Or some other ridiculous claim to excuse such behavior.

Actually, my response to Zazie was similar to what it would be if I actually saw her in life. I'd give a compliment.

Now ask yourself this.

Picture me meeting Zazie in life and complimenting her with something like, "You look really pretty". Now if I said that, would a bunch of people come up to me all, "YOU ARE WRONG YOU HORNY BASTARD. SHE'S JUST OK LOOKING"? No. They wouldn't. Therefore, your point FAILS.

That depends on your context.

If you were to go kindly up to her and say something like that in the context of normal conversation, then yes.

But if you were to go up to her with the massive string of drool hanging out your mouth and say "hur hur hur you're pretty" then I would say that you are indeed acting like an undersexed teenager.

Guess which category most people on MS fall under?

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VOUS GENS AVOIR BESOIN DE VIE

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Shush Jdodge, you need a life! D:

OMD MDUI

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Stef-Stefan-Stephen

He's a Steve, basically.

Someone has never heard of Stephanie being shortened to Steph. Pretty common. Steve = Steven, Steph = Stehpanie

I know this. Nevertheless he's a guy, therefore I think I can safely say that he's Steve and not Stephanie.

it could be a tranny

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"His"? I thought TMT was "her".

Well, he doesn't seem to like the use of traditional (or perhaps any) pronouns or genders, but he is most certainly a guy. *waits for confirmation*

I have personally moved away from such distinctions, but if it helps, I am biologically male.

HA

NOBODY BELIEVED ME

BUT I WAS RIGHT

O-o why do you not have a penis buldge in such tight pants then?

1. There is a bulge, you're just not looking in the right spot

2. If there wasn't, it's called tucking

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My friend has a cat that has one white ball and one black ball. This is much better than 2 different colored eyes, in my opinion.

Hey there

Stop proving TSQ right. I hate it when he gets all smug.

Amen.

I find it strange that you are studying your friend's cat's testicles.

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I see an insult fail.

Unkept =/= unkempt

THAT'S WHAT I TRIED TO TELL THEM

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put up or shut up bitch

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SHEA

PANZER V. FACE WITH A NAME

ROUND

TWO

ONE

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well so far panzer has disproved everything on deviantart except "straight" and "small penis"

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<<small town school here too. 45 peeps in class

Town so small I say youngstown as my location since it is closest big city near me.

I think my location says West Winfield. The actual West Winfield is 10 minutes away, but my address still says West Winfield. I considered putting Utica there as it's the closest "city". That's about 30 minutes away. The closest town, down the road from me, is defined on wikipedia as a "hamlet". The population isn't listed, but it wouldn't take long for me to count if I really wanted to.

edit: Yeah, I was right about what I put for location.

double edit: I'm gonna change it to a joke that no one hear but xofelf will get.

lmao
you forgot the cows pasture though and i thought we had more.. oh wait, there were more who were SUPPOSED to graduate. it was 114, remember?

Yeah, and we had like 140 in our Sophomore year.

ah but i wasn't part of it then if you remember right.... not til Junior year was i officially part of the class

NOBODY CARES.

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well so far panzer has disproved everything on deviantart except "straight" and "small penis"

Mith disapproves of cock shots.

i'll accept off-site verification from a reputable on-site source

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The arbiter, avatar of scumchat, speaks.

(that's me guys)

8:15:01 PM xCAYKEx: Send it to nuwen
8:15:09 PM everlong1289: send it to cpe
8:15:09 PM Mercuriala: All right
8:15:11 PM xCAYKEx: she's prob the best judge.
8:15:13 PM xCAYKEx: sorry
8:15:14 PM jdodge1019: yep
8:15:15 PM everlong1289: no
8:15:16 PM Mercuriala: I need a new desktop background anyway
8:15:47 PM Madchal45: makes me feel special
8:16:00 PM Madchal45: fuck..i need to get hard
8:16:05 PM Madchal45: ..this is always the tought part
8:16:14 PM xCAYKEx: ...
8:16:21 PM Mercuriala: Scumchat, he needs your help!
8:16:27 PM Mercuriala: By our powers combined
8:16:30 PM TalonBro: TITS
8:16:36 PM Mercuriala: CLIT
8:16:41 PM TalonBro: vagina

Ever the altruist, I obliged.

Girth: 8/10
Length: 8/10
Manscaping: 7/10
Circumcision category (can his be anything but binary? Curious minds inquire): 1/1
Overall balance and shape: 9/10

Lots of promise, but my preferences tend to lean towards more stringent manscaping - it's a practical thing. Angling is particular good for variations of cowgirl, but there are no shape restrictions. I'd say Panzer has a good multi-task dick, with possible problems receiving good oral without a fair amount of extreme throating or clever handwork.

I second and verify this opinion.

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This Korts/Mirth v. Anix argument is like two people with prosthetic legs trying to kick a castrated man in the balls.

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Edit: Uh, NSFW

The arbiter, avatar of scumchat, speaks.

(that's me guys)

8:15:01 PM xCAYKEx: Send it to nuwen
8:15:09 PM everlong1289: send it to cpe
8:15:09 PM Mercuriala: All right
8:15:11 PM xCAYKEx: she's prob the best judge.
8:15:13 PM xCAYKEx: sorry
8:15:14 PM jdodge1019: yep
8:15:15 PM everlong1289: no
8:15:16 PM Mercuriala: I need a new desktop background anyway
8:15:47 PM Madchal45: makes me feel special
8:16:00 PM Madchal45: fuck..i need to get hard
8:16:05 PM Madchal45: ..this is always the tought part
8:16:14 PM xCAYKEx: ...
8:16:21 PM Mercuriala: Scumchat, he needs your help!
8:16:27 PM Mercuriala: By our powers combined
8:16:30 PM TalonBro: TITS
8:16:36 PM Mercuriala: CLIT
8:16:41 PM TalonBro: vagina

Ever the altruist, I obliged.

Girth: 8/10
Length: 8/10
Manscaping: 7/10
Circumcision category (can his be anything but binary? Curious minds inquire): 1/1
Overall balance and shape: 9/10

Lots of promise, but my preferences tend to lean towards more stringent manscaping - it's a practical thing. Angling is particular good for variations of cowgirl, but there are no shape restrictions. I'd say Panzer has a good multi-task dick, with possible problems receiving good oral without a fair amount of extreme throating or clever handwork.

ClickyPencil: (11:29:27 PM) it's kinda small

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Also, as usual, Brandi pics are a nice way to start the day.

/not creepo just honest

(10:37:54) weedragonaut: on the otherhand, populartajo, needs to just go in a closet and fap
(10:37:59) Mercuriala: Not without first darkening her lids or blending her eye palette
(10:38:13) xcaykex: also she needs a little liner on the bottom lid

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(13:40:54) xcaykex: we've already discussed that she probably got nailed and had nudes taken
(13:40:55) xblassassin: That would totally not be OK
(13:41:12) xblassassin: Supplying the spanking machine, the camera, and my pants is OK
(13:41:13) funkmasterfritzy: dude
(13:41:14) funkmasterfritzy: totally

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Eh, I'm not entirely sure where y'all are getting the underaged thing from. Isn't Brandi 18?

Brandi: I think FL would really like your friend's parents.

I think they mean too young to drink.

And no Tajo- I didn't admit anything going like that.

Please don't get the wrong idea people. ><

You're drunk on a spanking machine wearing a friend's dad's pants.

What idea are we

supposed

to get?

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Well I wasn't too drunk- and it was only used as a seat- nothing else. Does it LOOK like Im being suggestive at all in that picture? Im wearing my own shorts too. The other girl had jeans with holes in them- she thought I should be wearing some too- but I didn't own any or have any with me. I think its possible not to look too deep into things.

You have pants with massive holes and you're wearing that top completely wrong.

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Well I wasn't too drunk- and it was only used as a seat- nothing else. Does it LOOK like Im being suggestive at all in that picture? Im wearing my own shorts too. The other girl had jeans with holes in them- she thought I should be wearing some too- but I didn't own any or have any with me. I think its possible not to look too deep into things.

You have pants with massive holes and you're wearing that top completely wrong.

For all you know she could be part of a post post post modernist performance art installation critiquing the rampant consumerism and dialogue of female beauty taking place in our culture, with the shirt ties representing the struggle between aestheticism and pragmatism and the holes representing the fragility of our bodies and souls, which, though apparently resilient like denim, shall too fall victim to time and use.

Seriously, though, when did you become the fashion police?

All I have to say is she should be thankful she's so flat or she was liable to become the next Janet Jackson.

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B cup isnt flat =(

Quag's breasts are bigger than yours.

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His wife smacks him every time he makes a perverted comment. She tries to keep him on a leash as much as she can.

Sounds like foreplay for the spanking machine.....

Well does "shut up or I'm making you sleep on the couch" sound like foreplay to you?

she's clearly the dominant

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for the record, the last animal I ever killed was a trout I caught fly fishing in 1992. I've never killed a mammal.

My dog tore up a live baby rabbit when we took her for a walk in the back yard the other day.

I won an egg in a spoon race once.

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sigh. you all and your hormones bore me half to death. When adults show each other pictures, they don't say things like "I actually think you're pretty damn cute there lololoolol"

Try to act like adults?

Why didn't you follow through when you said you were leaving (again)?

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Walt, you've been hitting the cider, haven't you.

But if there's a shred of truth there and I ever find videos or pictures of myself, well, you get the same threat I tell everyone I allow to film me:

I know where you live, I will ruin you, etc.

lolstalking.

You missed the point Nuwen and you have only been here a short itime,

Who are you again?

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Walt, you've been hitting the cider, haven't you.

But if there's a shred of truth there and I ever find videos or pictures of myself, well, you get the same threat I tell everyone I allow to film me:

I know where you live, I will ruin you, etc.

lolstalking.

You missed the point Nuwen and you have only been here a short itime,

Who are you again?

The dude who lives 15 miles from you in Florida...you have an opinion or are you here so I can squeeze you ass? Cause you are a cute dodgey.

One of the hick towns, in the ghetto, or in one of the communities that are generally made up of nasty, rich bastards?

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Walt, you've been hitting the cider, haven't you.

But if there's a shred of truth there and I ever find videos or pictures of myself, well, you get the same threat I tell everyone I allow to film me:

I know where you live, I will ruin you, etc.

lolstalking.

You missed the point Nuwen and you have only been here a short itime,

Who are you again?

The dude who lives 15 miles from you in Florida...you have an opinion or are you here so I can squeeze you ass? Cause you are a cute dodgey.

One of the hick towns, in the ghetto, or in one of the communities that are generally made up of nasty, rich bastards?

Rofl, that sums up the gulf coast and anyone between Fort Myers and Tampa and anyone with a boat or boat Daddy....which is my life in a nut shell.

I'm on the other coast, you dipshit.

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Just want everyone to be aware, I am not waltwishbone. Also, I'm Pretty sure I hate this guy.

'

THANK YOU FOR THE UP TO THE MINUTE STATUS UPDATE GOOD SIR

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I've wanted a reason to say this for the longest time:
Shea, fuck you.

And people wonder why I'm leaving. Cuz of douchebags like you. I come here for a game. To have fun. Not to see my picture posted with insults poking fun at an unfortunate situation. It's not funny in any way and I want it removed ASAP.

To be fair, you

are

the one who started a romance over the site with someone halfway across the world without even actually talking to them first

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JD, you're no better than Shea. Yes, I did that. Yes, shit like that happens. No, it doesn't give him a right to be..well..Shea. Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest assholes I have ever met. The way he started shit with Nuwen and then got all pissy when everyone called him out on it was just pathetic. I wish he had meant it when he said he was leaving the site.

Yes, shit like that does happen to idiots who rush into romance with people they've never met face to face, without even considering the intangibles or even hearing their voice.

I fail to see where this entire situation is anything more than another one of your "Pay attention, dumbass" moments.

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Look. I'm not saying you are wrong, JD. What I'm saying is that it doesn't give Shea a reason to come in here and be a prick about it.

But it's

fucking hilarious

.

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edit

say it like you mean it, pussy

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edit

say it like you mean it, pussy

Actually, if anything, that was originally a compliment. That's why I removed it.

Can't even take the time to be decent? Makes it harder for you to take your oh look at me i'm the victim high ground, doesn't it?

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JD, you're no better than Shea. Yes, I did that. Yes, shit like that happens. No, it doesn't give him a right to be..well..Shea. Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest assholes I have ever met. The way he started shit with Nuwen and then got all pissy when everyone called him out on it was just pathetic. I wish he had meant it when he said he was leaving the site.

Yes, shit like that does happen to idiots who rush into romance with people they've never met face to face, without even considering the intangibles or even hearing their voice.

I fail to see where this entire situation is anything more than another one of your "Pay attention, dumbass" moments.

Has anyone called JD out about this yet?

god damnit you beat me to it.

JD YOU FUCKING HYPOCrITE. SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUUUUUUUUUCHHHEEEEBAAAAAAGGGGG

yes sir mr moral authority

i shall follow your shining example and post fake pictures of myself now and then text message a bunch of random people pictures of my penis