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[Eye of the Beholder]

Pull over immediately and get to the side of the road! Stay calm and don't jerk it or anything, just get off the road.

If you have a spare i am going to assume you also have a jack and a wrench. Some cars have this at some random spot on the car, consult your owners manual. If you will be on the street side, try to find something bright to put a bit down the road to warn drivers that your ass is sticking out in the road. Remove bolts, switch tire, add bolts, drive slowly. Easy stuff.

If you don't have a spare, call AAA (not AA, check your speed dial) or a local tow company. If you somehow don't have a phone, time to start hoofing it to next exit.

Hope that helps.

[Eye of the Beholder]

Realized you may of meant you need help getting a flat. This is an odd request buy I reckon these items here could get the job done:

Nail
Gun
Nailgun
Hammer
Sword

[Eye of the Beholder]

Disappointed with title change.