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Godspeed Dan RooneyShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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I'm pretty thrilled about getting Watt.
If Ben's broken, crumbling body can hold out another two seasons I think we will finally hit the perfect storm where our offense and defense are both elite at the same time.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Mixon to the Bengals has to be the least surprising outcome of the yearShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Me when Kizer got picked by the fucking Browns:
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BTW Chad Kelly as Mr. Irrelevant was the funniest thing everShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Poor Dolphins. Now their fanbase will be forced to endure the "Is Jay Cutler good?" debate for a whole year.In post 284, Bella wrote:RIP the Dolphins chances of making the play offs, I guess.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Bills send Watkins and pick to Rams for Gaines and pick, Darby to Eagles for Matthews and pick.
They tankingShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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He's been a standout since he was draft IIRC. This makes the Eagles defense somehowIn post 340, Iprobablysuck wrote:I don't follow Buffalo (i don't hate myself), is Ronald Darby any good?even more scarybut it's also like "who the fuck is Wentz going to throw to?"
I'm not high on Alshon, he's too injury-prone. Everyone else has no hands or are rookies.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Also this suspension on Zeke is fucking ridiculous. NFL players seriously need to consider a lockout as soon as possible. IIRC the NFLPA has in fact advised them to save for one.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Maybe it's because I've paid far less attention to football goings-on for the past eight months than I have in the past, but no charges whatsoever have been filed, never seemed close to being filed, and as far as I know the police don't consider the accusations to be particularly credible. Did I simply miss something? Is there something the public doesn't know about that is damning against Elliot?
This entire saga of "will they or won't they" suspend Zeke came out of nowhere because there were barely whispers that these accusations were being taken seriously.
Like, I'm usually the last person to suggest questioning the claims of a victim of domestic violence, but this whole issue seemed to have considerably less basis for such a lengthy suspension compared to several other recent incidents.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Forgive me for not having much confidence in the NFL's ability to conduct investigations.In post 354, Nero Cain wrote:Well the NFL did their own investigation and I guess think he did beat her.
And as for the St Patrick's Day incident, that's not kosher at all even if he knew the woman.
But this suspension is presumably for this domestic violence incident.
I should probably just stop caring. Usually my policy with this crap (vice Brady's situation) is to keep my mouth shut and just wait. Then again, it has been IIRC a considerably amount of time since the incident in question and nothing has come of it.
Frankly I'm just sick of the league abusing its power over...oh no...it's coming...its workers.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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ayyy fuck BurfictShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Personally I can't believe we signed him for $7mil a year. That's crazy coming from the Steelers.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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It's apparently structured in such a way that he can be cut after this year with minimal dead money hit, which is what I figured it would be. So I don't really have a problem either way. It's about time we gambled on getting a great veteran for the secondary.In post 379, Lil Uzi Vert wrote:Depending on which Haden they get it's either a decent deal or lighting money on fire. I'm inclined to think the latter, but you never know. The Pro Bowler could show up and surprise us.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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This shit about Zeke is kicking into high gearShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Alex Smith making a case for being the GOAT tonight lolShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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We are witnessing the most Browns start to a season everShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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I came out laughing at them but the Browns played their hearts out today. They aren't a joke this year
The Bengals, though...Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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It's like a league tradition that Packers-Seahawks games have shitty officiatingIn post 572, PJ. wrote:these no calls man. fuck lambeau
Seahawks OL still hasn't improved and the Rams suddenly seem like a sneaky contender
Luck-less Colts are absolute trash. I don't think Pagano or Lewis will survive this seasonShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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It took them way too long for them to fucking fire that incompetent asshat Grigson. He literally got four or so years of coasting in his job for the no-brainer decision of drafting Luck first overall. Like pretty much every single one of his other draft picks busted like crazy outside of TY Hilton.In post 577, T-Bone wrote:The Colts literally gave up a touchdown in that game. The Rams aren't good, the Colts are just worse.
Really, the people responsible for wasting Luck's years with a shitty team need to be fired. How you can have THAT quarterback on a rookie deal and are completely unable to put a competent team around him is beyond me.
And they probably not just wasted Luck's years, they have probably ruined his career to injuries by pressuring him to play through them.
Also I say the Rams are a sneaky contender not because they crushed the Colts, but because by all accounts Jared Goff has improved a great deal. If that's the truth and not just a fluke, they really are a sneaky contender.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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No the difference is that Brady had a competent coach and manager who surrounded him with talent and had good game plans.In post 582, TwoInAMillion wrote:Luck was never that great of a quarterback to begin with, he was in a good system with Stanford and in a good system with the Colts. You think Brady never got hit a few times? The difference between Brady and Luck is that Brady learned to throw the ball early and not get hit.
Like how this is even an opinion anyone holds after seeing Luck sacrifice his body to single-handedly carry the. Colts for three years is beyond me.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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What the fuck happened to the Ravens?Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Every fucking year we lose an easily-winnable game for no apparent reasonShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Is it still too early to do another round of playoff predictions?Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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Kill me fucking nowShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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I woke up and the Steelers are the first seed in the AFC.
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I WILL FIGHT EVERY PATRIOT FAN HEREShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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You're kidding yourself if this will ever happenIn post 1396, Kmd4390 wrote:Yeah that rule needs to change.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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So I found out the other day what the chief problem with the Calvin Johnson rule is:
It stems from making a distinction between a catching player who falls to the ground and a catching player who is actively tackled.
If you catch the ball while falling to ground, bobble it the smallest inch mid-catch, then the ball is jarred loose by the ground, it's not a catch.
But if you catch the ball while falling to the ground and the ball is jarred loose by the ground, it's a catch. if you catch the ball, stay on your feet, get tackled, and the ball is jarred loose by the ground, it's a catch. If you catch the ball, stay on your feet, bobble it the smallest inch in the process, get tackled, and then the ball is jarred loose by the ground, it's a catch.
The irony of this is that if Jesse Jameshad notmade the extra effort to break the plane, and instead had just fallen to the ground before the goal line, it would have been a catch. The lurch made him bobble the ball a millimeter in the process. But it's totally contradictory since the play should be dead the moment he breaks the plane. He clearly reestablished possession after the bobble and after breaking the plane. The ruling just arbitrarily valued the completion of the process of the catch rule over the breaking of the plane. There's no metaphorical "order of operations" per say.Show"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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You misspelled "Seahawks"In post 1459, shaft.ed wrote:In post 1458, Wraith wrote:There's no metaphorical "order of operations" per say.In post 1451, shaft.ed wrote:but that is superceded by rule 1 which is
1) Patriots always get bullshit calls in their favorShow"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Helder Camara
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