Song Contest 114 (Results POSTED!)

[KidAmn]

I entered some shit

[KidAmn]

I was going to enter a jazz metal paean to a superhero but figured I'd go for something a little less odd

[KidAmn]

Oh good, I have time to change my entry

[KidAmn]

If you're using teeth you're doing it wrong

[KidAmn]

Rabble?

[KidAmn]

TFW you have to last minute change your entry 'cause someone can't spell

[KidAmn]

Scotland - This is terrible and I couldn't finish it
Spain - It's like Ed Sheeran wanted to be that cokehead Pete Doherty but with marginally less talent
USA - Not unpleasant but not standout
Iceland - 5:30 of unintelligible noise, fine if you like unintelligible noise I guess
Slovenia - I surprisingly didn't dislike this, mostly because there's some actual singing involved unlike Iceland
Sudan - Ehhhh. Like, I can appreciate there's some serious technical ability but it's just not my thing
Hungary - This is just so mindnumbingly mediocre and uninteresting and "woe is me" and fuck, it's just the same thing all the way through
Somalia - This is so middle of the road 80's bland that in this contest it might score highly just for not being pantshittingly awful
Cameroon - Get this guy to stop dancing and just focus on singing, because he's not awful at that
Germany - Royal Blood vibes. Good, not great.
Burkina Faso - I just don't get this, presumably there's a market for female led indie-rock bands that are just strictly worse than Metric but I don't know

why

. Don't hate it, wouldn't put it on my rotation
Bhutan - This feels like a discarded Shoji Meguro lick for an action scene in a Persona game (and funnily enough that's what the recommendations next to it are for me). That it probably wouldn't make the cut for MeGOATo doesn't disqualify it from being the closest thing to a toe-tapper so far in this contest
Tunisia - Solid meme. Wait, this is actually a good cover. Shit, I didn't realise OOOOWAHAHAHAH could actually sing. Huh.
Central African Republic - I'm running out of ways to describe how boring entries are
Egypt - Okay now this is interesting, because I love early Anamanaguchi but I felt Endless Fantasy was much weaker than their shorter, more heavily chiptune influenced albums. I don't dislike this track, but I wouldn't score this highly in a stronger contest
Chad - I don't like KSE and this is very very far from being the song to change that opinion
Greece - Solid, not the vocal performance I expected from the artist image
China - Oh shit, I love Dessa (mostly from Doomtree tbf) this is almost cheating for my 12
Latvia - I mean I'm sure this is fine, I have zero interest in it and could probably fall asleep to it on loop which isn't praise

[KidAmn]

Did we listen to the same Hungary

[KidAmn]

rabble bottom jeans
boots with the

grrrr

[KidAmn]

I scored it highly mostly out of surprise at it not being shite TBH

[KidAmn]

Ah, there's the plummet down the rankings I was expecting

[KidAmn]

I'm gonna again end with a low score for my song not being a popular choice over being awful.

I mean, looking at the history of this contest that seems to be a running theme, so presumably you've accepted it by now

[KidAmn]

I'm gonna again end with a low score for my song not being a popular choice over being awful.

I mean, looking at the history of this contest that seems to be a running theme, so presumably you've accepted it by now

I just realised Creature is Somalia and yeah, I need to rescind this vague attempt at sympathy, that was pure shite, sorry man.

[KidAmn]

I don't remember what China sounds like so ok

It was the one that sounded like most of the things that win this thing