Weird Al Mafiavich

[Majiffy]

I was thinking 6P Mylo

[kuribo]

Oh wow

Did kuribo really play like that because I missed something special by never getting to play with him

I played with kuribo once

*shudders*

here is some of his posts:

http://goo.gl/fZwyUS

Is it weird that I legit don't remember making a lot of those posts

[kuribo]

Oh wow

Did kuribo really play like that because I missed something special by never getting to play with him

I played with kuribo once

*shudders*

here is some of his posts:

http://goo.gl/fZwyUS

One time Kuribo and I played together.

He got blackout drunk and wrote "Fuck Majiffy" in all caps on the back of his hand.

with a black sharpie no less. That was the night I ate 25 jello shooters and washed them down with half a bottle of Long Island iced tea.

I also had a really intense nosebleed, made no effort to clean any of it up, and offered to send my nudes to any willing participants of the thread. I woke up hungover, covered in blood, with your screen name written on my hand in permanent marker and no one wanting my nudes.


There's a reason I don't drink much

[Oman]

Holy shit this whole page makes me love Kuribo to pieces.

[kuribo]

Holy shit this whole page makes me love Kuribo to pieces.

Did you know you're one of only two players to ever mislynch me

[Majiffy]

Am I the other one

I hope I'm the other one

[Oman]

Holy shit this whole page makes me love Kuribo to pieces.

Did you know you're one of only two players to ever mislynch me

It takes a majority vote...

[Oman]

I'm like, really fuckin bad at Mafia.

[kuribo]

Holy shit this whole page makes me love Kuribo to pieces.

Did you know you're one of only two players to ever mislynch me

It takes a majority vote...

I should clarify, only two town players to mislynch me. Scum is supposed to mislynch.

I've only been mislynched twice, both in lylo. It was you, me, and CKD, and from what you said at the last second you picked me over CKD. CKD played a good game though and I was still fairly new I think

The other is MonkeyMan who got fed up with me four years ago and set me up for GreyICE to quick hammer without realizing it was LYLO

[kuribo]

I'm like, really fuckin bad at Mafia.

It's okay I only got by in Mafia by being so loud that people would rather just NK than try to push a lynch that won't happen

[Ether]

I expanded the bit in my signature. (It's Drumming Song by Florence + The Machine.)

I really hate being scum, guys. This isn't even the only "I hate being scum" song parody I was working on today.

EDIT: minor changes.

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There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN
There's an endless loop inside my head
That never quiets down
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

I typed for an hour
When I fell behind
I hoped my play
Would still come off fine
Some newbies thought it seemed sincere
But my role's still out there, loud and clear

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

As I watch my team
It feels so obvious, I want to scream
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

I run to your wagon and hop right on
I pray that my terror will end when you're gone
But as the vote escapes my mouth
The town's already clearing out
But as the vote escapes my mouth
The town's already clearing out
I'll swallow those words 'til they swallow me whole
And there's nothing left except my role
I'm empty, hopeless, blatant scum
And we're only on Day 1

As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder

There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN
There's an endless loop inside my head
That runs when you're around
I swear that you could hear it, saying
YES WE ARE ANTI-TOWN

Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell
Setting off sirens
Giving off tells
Stinks to high heaven
I'm guilty as hell

As I move my vote
Towards your wagon, town is taking note
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
It fills the thread up and gets louder and

LOUDER

[Nancy Drew 39]

Spoiler:

Hot N Cold

Lurk N Spam
Song by Katy Perry

You change your reads
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you AtE
Like a bitch
I would know
And you misrep
Always speak
Cryptically
I should know
That you're not likely town

'Cause you lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You're hedge then you prodge
You're wrong when it's right
You distance and hardbus
I vote you OMGUS
You pocket I accept
(You) You don't really want to sort no
(You) But you don't really want to so-olve
You lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then reneg
You hedge then you prodge

We used to be
Just like town
So in sync
The same mindmeld
Now's a dead battery
Used to have consistent play
Now you're plain scummy
I should know that
You're not gonna flip town
'Cause you lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You hedge then you prodge
You're wrong when it's right
You distance and hardbus
I vote you OMGUS
You pocket I accept
(You) You don't really want to sort, no
(You) But you don't really want to so-olve
You lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You hedge then you prodge

Someone call the vigilante
Got a case of scum deep wolf
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your reads
Like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You hedge then you prodge
You're wrong when it's right
You distance and hardbus
I vote, you OMGUS
You pocket, I accept

You lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You hedge then you prodge
You're wrong when it's right
You distance and hardbus
I vote you OMGUS
You pocket I accept
(You) You don't really want to sort, no
(You) But you don't really want to so-olve
You lurk then you spam
You're yes then you're no
You read a slot town then you reneg
You hedge then you prodge prodge

[Ether]

I did a chorus back in Mafiosi Revolution. Here's the expanded cut.

---

I've been a mess since we played
I've been annoyed every day
Won't try to shrug off the blame
I miss the lies and the pain
The fights that drown out the game-ame-ame
I'm telling you

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I sigh but I just can't sink it
I'd rather rage than rethink it
This game's not healthy or fun
But keep on calling me scum
Can't wait to spar in the next theme

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

Just know that I'll make you hurt
(I miss your hyped up proof from an acid dream)
When you say it's all I deserve
(I'd rather fight all night than find the scumteam)
I hate that feeling inside
The mods were both horrified
But when we're at our worst...
I miss our TvT

I miss the bad things, the way you flame me
I miss the screaming you think's gonna sway me
I miss the loud threats
Leaves me a mess
I miss the feeling too strong to reassess
Miss the quotewalls
Where my eyes bleed
I miss the slapfights
No one wants to read
I liked your godawful case
And the votes it put on me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I don't miss you, I miss our TvT

I don't miss you, I miss our TvT