Weird Al Mafiavich

The Fonz · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:24 pm

ITT, we make up parodies of popular hit records with mafia-related lyrics. (I believe a similar thing was done with carols last Christmas, but I think this one has potential).

My parody, 'Hey Newbie' by Fountains of Scum will be with you tonight.

OhGodMyLife · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:36 pm

/in before Poker Face

AnkleLock · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:37 pm

Mafia Paradise by Noobieo.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:06 pm

AnkleLock wrote:Mafia Paradise by Noobieo.

heh

PokerFace · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:33 am

/in after OhGodMyLife

"I'm a Joat" by Lynch Island
parody of "I'm on a boat" by Lonely Island

And something google found:
"I'm Just a Gangster (In a MAFIA Clan)"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues14.shtml

SensFan · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:43 am

"Lynching in the Free World", by Cop, Seer, Newb & Yos2

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:48 am

...Gangster's Paradise anyone?

Ether · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:54 am

I totally posted in Mini 771 after writing this in secret. I only slipped again later! wrote:Somewhere I realized I was too far gone
I was caught dancing between your votes
Which would never be withdrawn

Perhaps we'll all get along in the Ludd of tomorrow
I had drugs, I had arms and a manwhore to borrow
We were all dearest friends 'till the RNG
But being town's no guarantee

As I got to see

Something that I always knew
You want a villain to take the blame
But in a pinch, fair's fair, I'll do

Looking back at my first game as scum, it surprised me
Posted every four days, and that was what disguised me
So I guess I've improved since 259
While I still have stuff to refine,

It's a pleasant sign

I very much hope that my meta's still intact
When you see me play as town
Your gut should tell you that it's not an act

Guess my feet won't stay on the ground too much longer
It's my first lynch in years, but I feel a little stronger
Had replacements to swing as I skipped away
But I'll accept this one today

Please don't win, okay?

The original is from

Kiki's Delivery Service

. I feel bad stealing the tune from somewhere else, though. I've been a lazy Lyrical Rampage.

Thok · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:56 am

Well somebody told me
That you had a power role
That looked like a fake claim
That I made in February of last year?
It's not confidential
It's got potential

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:58 am

Thok wrote:Well somebody told me
That you had a power role
That looked like a fake claim
That I made in February of last year?
It's not confidential
It's got potential

This would win harder if it didn't put The Bloody Killers in my head.

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:35 am

Ode To Mafiascum

To the tune of 'Magnificent', by U2.

Mafiascum

Oh oh
Mafiascum

You may be
QFT
If what you say
Is logical and sound

But after that's
All done and said
You'll end up dead

If you have not been pegged
For doc protect
Then Your Name Here
was killed, Night 2

Oh
Oh

Only scum
Only scum would
Make such a vote

Only scum
Only scum would
Claim such a role

You were caught
You were caught
Targetting
The recently deceased
By some kind of cop
It seems he's predisposed
To lynching you

You'd better claim a role
Make one up
My advice:
Research your flavour first

Oh
Oh

Only scum
Only scum would
Make such a point

Only scum
Only scum can
Talk in the night

Every day
What you say
Will be open to debate

Oh
Oh

Mafiascum
Mafiascum
Oh

Only scum
Only scum would
Make such a vote

Only scum
Only scum
Do what you've done

Day or night
You just might
Fall right under their spotlight

Oh Oh

Mafiascum
Mafiascum
Mafiascum...

Lack of rhyme, I know, but I've embarrassed myself enough as it is.

PokerFace · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:27 am

This should have been said already

"can't lynch this"
by mc HAMMER

Mastin · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:07 pm

Kmd4390 · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:17 pm

OMGUS on my mob-Three Six Mafia (Slob on My Knob- Three Six Mafia)

If I were a scum

A true WIFOM sotry

-Beyonce (If I were a boy)

I lynched a cop- Katie Perry (I kissed a girl).
^"I lynched a cop and I liked it" is a good play on the controversial aspect of the song. Full lyrics will go up eventually if I'm not too lazy.

Oman · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:04 pm

"I'm sending an FOS to the world"?
Gotta do that song sometime. Message in a bottle by....sting?

Kmd4390 · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:04 pm

Oman wrote:"I'm sending an FOS to the world"?
Gotta do that song sometime. Message in a bottle by....sting?

/win.

Mastin · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:07 pm

Actually, I did that kinda already. (Mafia 92. -S^1, +F.

) Sending out an F.O.S!

ortolan · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:46 pm

tha godfather theme

ortolan · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:24 pm

U2 - With or Without You = I Want to Lynch You

See you writhe at my FoS,
See you call me a tunneling pest,
I vote, for you

See my Hand of Shame and start to lurk,
you then return and go berserk,
there's a wagon on you

I want to lynch you
I want to lynch you

The attention makes you sore,
The votes pile on more and more
And I wait, to lynch you

I want to lynch you,
I want to lynch you ah-uh
You can't live,
Through to the next day

And you give yourself away (as scum),
And you give yourself away (as scum)
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away (as scum)

The votes are tied,
Your partner's busing is denied
He's got you ever,
Closer to the noose

And you give yourself away (as scum),
And you give yourself away (as scum)
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away (as scum)

I want to lynch you,
I want to lynch you ah-uh
You can't live,
Through to the next day

Korts · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:34 pm

Billy Joel: Obvtown Girl

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:01 pm

This came to me last night. I was quite tickled by it.

Mafia (Fuck Yeah!)

(to the tune of America (Fuck Yeah!) from Team America: World Police)

Mafia... Mafia...

MAFIA! FUCK YEAH!
During the day, we lynch the mother fucking scum yeah!
MAFIA! FUCK YEAH!
At night, the scum go kill some townies!
A Finger of Suspicion to whoever tries to hammah you,
MAFIA! FUCK YEAH!
So hop onto a bandwagon yeah!

Using logic and your gut...or for some, outright bullshit...

Doctors! (FUCK YEAH!)
Masons! (FUCK YEAH!)
Millers! (FUCK YEAH!)
Dayvigs! (FUCK YEAH!)
Newbies! (FUCK YEAH!)
ICs! (FUCK YEAH!)
Open games! (FUCK YEAH!)
Theme games! (FUCK YEAH!)

FUCK YEAH!

Mish Mash! (FUCK YEAH!)
GD! (FUCK YEAH!)
Scumchat! (FUCK YEAH!)
The Queue! (FUCK YEAH!)
Metas! (FUCK YEAH!)
WIFOM! (FUCK YEAH!)
Lurking! (FUCK YEAH!)
Stoofer's Laws! (FUCK YEAH!)
The Scummies! (FUCK YEAH!)
The Wiki! (Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!)

mith! (FUCK YEAH!)
MeMe! (FUCK YEAH!)
Mr. Flay! (FUCK YEAH!)
Fritzler!(FUCK YEAH!)
Shanba! (SO WIN!)
Thesp! (FUCK YEAH!)
Glork! (FUCK YEAH!)
Adel! (FUCK YEAH!)
Tarhalindur! (FUCK YEAH!)
Yosarian2! (Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!)
CDB!
Max!

My work here is done.

PokerFace · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:57 pm

Korts wrote:Billy Joel: Obvtown Girl

Win!

Oman · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:53 am

CDB has an awesome peice there.

PokerFace · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:11 am

Oman wrote:
"I'm sending an FOS to the world"?

Gotta do that song sometime. Message in a bottle by....sting?

I seem to remember that phrase being in Korlash's sig once.

Thok · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:31 am

Vanilla Town (with apologies to Billy Joel

or not if you don't like him

)

Well we're living here in vanilla town
And scum's taken all the power roles down
Out in the day they're killing time
Casting some votes
Waiting for night.

Well our cops found a scum or two
While the doctor kept them alive too
Told the townies their results so soon
Asked them to lynch
Lynch scum through fast
And we're living here in vanilla town.

But the restlessness was handed down
And it's getting very hard to plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
aaaaaaah aaahhhhh ooooooooh ooooooh ohhhhhhh.

Well we're waiting here in vanilla town
For the godfather we never found
For the promises the good players gave
If we lynched right
If we behaved.

So the lynches made the goons fall
But they never really helped us at all
No they never taught us who was scum
Busses or Lurks,
How should we feel?

And we're waiting here in vanilla town.
But scums taken all the power roles down
And the godfather not awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaah.

Every townie had a pretty good shot
To at least vote for the scum they thought caught.
If something happened on the way to that lynch
Scum threw a night kill into our face, oh oh oh.

Well I'm living here in vanilla town
And it's hard to keep a good townie down.
But I won't be winning todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah.

GUITAR SOLO

aaaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaah oh oh oh.

And it's getting very hard to plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
And we're living here in vanilla town.