Guys

[cicero]

I <3 cicero.

Would you love him if he were fat?

/Looks at his protruding belly.

Apparently, yes!

[elvis_knits]

More to love

[tubby216]

ok look i don't know if i have said this before but your numbers/standards on on a sliding scale.

if you want your numbers to go up ( i.e have more sex) your standards must come down)

if you want your numbers to go down your standards must come up.
*at this point i must add that standards and morals are interchangeable here.*

now about cicero's post,,,damn you for bringin maths into a sex disscussion. i cannot do math when when i content. let alone drunk and horny so bottom line kiddies

don't be silly,,,,,,wrap that willy

[HackerHuck]

So next time this happens Reck, instead of ignoring her repeated calls, simply cite this story and assert that you're concerned about her health and are actually doing her a service by not wanting a relationship.

[shaft.ed]

Pfft, I went to a gay bar once, because I got tricked into going by a few friends of mine. I stayed about five minutes. As soon as the drag queen fashion show came on, I just went outside and chain smoked until my friends were done.

drag shows, depending upon the city, are a seriously good time, and it is a dying art form in the US. I think that you might have missed out. I am thankful that I made it to the Coliseum in Ft. lauderdale several times before it closed. Best floor show, ever. That place was almost as cool as 120 Days of Sodom, and it was real life™.

Provincetown is so much fun.

[Cobalt]

Pfft, I went to a gay bar once, because I got tricked into going by a few friends of mine. I stayed about five minutes. As soon as the drag queen fashion show came on, I just went outside and chain smoked until my friends were done.

drag shows, depending upon the city, are a seriously good time, and it is a dying art form in the US. I think that you might have missed out. I am thankful that I made it to the Coliseum in Ft. lauderdale several times before it closed. Best floor show, ever. That place was almost as cool as 120 Days of Sodom, and it was real life™.

Provincetown is so much fun.

no it isn't fuuuuuuu

[elvis_knits]

OMG my family used to go to the beach every summer close to P-town. We had good times. One of the popular bands was "The Dyketones."

[shaft.ed]

OMG my family used to go to the beach every summer close to P-town. We had good times. One of the popular bands was "The Dyketones."

I only went once. I was under 21 at the time so I could only go to one of the variety shows. My wife was pissed because of that. But it was still a great time.

[elvis_knits]

I was a kid so I didn't see too many shows either. I met lots of fun people everywhere I went though

There was also a nude beach close to our favorite beach. You had to walk a couple miles to run into the nudists, but if we got bored at the beach, we'd "take a walk." When you got close to the nude beach there would be a guy in a thong warning you to turn back. One time we didn't turn back. There was nude volleyball game in progress.

[VP Baltar]

There was nude volleyball game in progress.

Who won?

[shaft.ed]

There was nude volleyball game in progress.

Who won?

everybody wins nude volleyball!

[elvis_knits]

lol

I didn't watch enough to see the winner. I was a teenager and thought I was going to die of embarassment (nude people jumping is quite graphic ). But I remember that none of the points were very long. I think the people were a bit distracted.

[VP Baltar]

I wonder if they played a nude basketball game they'd make one team put shirts on.

My impression of nude beaches though is that they always sound like a better idea in theory than they are in practice.

[TheButtonmen]

My impression of nude beaches though is that they always sound like a better idea in theory than they are in practice.

Sands a bitch.

[VP Baltar]

My impression of nude beaches though is that they always sound like a better idea in theory than they are in practice.

Sands a bitch.

Meh, that's what the ocean is for. I was more referring to the old, out of shape people who want to share their flapdoodles with the wind.

And EK, in fairness, the guy in the thong

did

warn you.

[farside22]

More cushion for the pushing?

Sorry I just read page one and stopped and thought it needed to be said.

[elvis_knits]

I keep waiting for Ythill to come in here and tell us he was playing nude volleyball that day.

[Ythan]

Reck why would you ever tell me where this thread is you dumb ass. Bump.

[Nobody Special]

I have neither the time nor the inclination to read 14 pages, only to be sorely disappointed.

Someone, anyone, summarize plskthx.

[xRECKONERx]

I fucked a fat chick.

[Nobody Special]

Hmmm. Perhaps I might read, eventually.

[Ythill]

When you got close to the nude beach there would be a guy in a thong warning you to turn back.

...a guy in a thong warning you to turn back.

...warning you to turn back.

...turn back.

[Ythan]

...you won't die from your AIDS...

So I'm watching TV and reading this thread and heard the word AIDS as I read this post.

[Oman]

(nude people jumping is quite graphic ).

I've heard nude canoeing is a romp.

[Porochaz]

Wow not sure I want to read pt 2 now... also I hate BloOd Covanent for the last post of page 12. I had been planning to post a similar picture almost all the way through this thread.