Guys

xRECKONERx · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:31 pm

I'm about to hookup with a fat chick.

Somebody talk me down.

Adel · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:39 pm

watch Shallow Hal

ortolan · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:04 pm

what seems to be the problem here?

Nuwen · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:23 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445965/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeder_%28 ... #Feederism

You'll also not want to eat for a long, long time after watching this film.

ortolan · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:50 pm

sounds tasty

Cyberbob · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:43 am

How fat are we talking here? Well padded or The Blob?

Adel · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:14 am

Nuwen wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeder_%28 ... #Feederism

you just provided my questionable word of the day: adipophilia

that word led to my weird blog of the day: http://www.bellyenvy.net/about/

which lead to a really unexpected forum, beefyfrat.com that is an internet meme waiting to happen. "Gainers & encouragers" -- awesome.

Oman · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:33 am

Quit being a tool. If you're drunk enough that looks don't matter to you, you've hit the point in your life where maybe you need a little love.

This is otherwise known as the "beggars can't be choosers" theory.

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:37 am

Adel wrote:
Nuwen wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeder_%28 ... #Feederism
you just provided my questionable word of the day: adipophilia

that word led to my weird blog of the day: http://www.bellyenvy.net/about/

which lead to a really unexpected forum, beefyfrat.com that is an internet meme waiting to happen. "Gainers & encouragers" -- awesome.

I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN EVERYTHING

I was grossly mistaken

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:38 am

xRECKONERx wrote:I'm about to hookup with a fat chick.

Somebody talk me down.

She's a good cook and she'll never make you feel guilty for ordering extra cheese on the pizza!!!

YAY!

xRECKONERx · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:51 am

Eh... she wasn't like FAT fat. I just... I usually don't hookup with girls who weigh more/are the same height as me. =\

Well, that was a "Shit! I never need to be that drunk again!" moment if I've ever had one. Totally didn't remember I had posted this on here. -_- ugh.

VP Baltar · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:07 am

This thread needs more details. So, you posted here for advice and then.....

zoraster · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:32 am

xRECKONERx wrote:Eh... she wasn't like FAT fat. I just... I usually don't hookup with girls who weigh more/are the same height as me. =\

Well, that was a "Shit! I never need to be that drunk again!" moment if I've ever had one. Totally didn't remember I had posted this on here. -_- ugh.

I'll bet Seth Green hooks up with a lot of girls who are neither fat nor shorter/weigh less than he does.

Ectomancer · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:36 am

Hrmmm. Well maybe your hip swing ain't what it might be in future years, but there is no way I could fully go at a skinny chick without impaling myself on those unpadded bony areas. Just a thought.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:56 am

So? What's the report? Did you bang all her rolls?

RayFrost · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:16 am

Albert B. Rampage wrote:So? What's the report? Did you bang all her rolls?

l o l

xRECKONERx · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:55 am

*sigh*

-_-

Yes.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:45 pm

That's cool. What do you remember of the night? Describe.

Nuwen · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:43 pm

was the sex good? what's the problem?

if you were already predisposed to believing sex with a chubber wouldn't be worth it, why do it? bad sex ranks down with getting your teeth cleaned.

are you disappointed in yourself for 'stooping standards?' if so, don't be. you're not exactly a 10 yourself.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:07 pm

Aww, Nuwen, so charming.

Sex was decent, she was kinda freaky, so that's a plus.

And I don't consider myself a 10, or any of the girls I

have

slept with, but it was definitely a drop in standards. See: face with a name topic.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:19 pm

Ouch, Nuwen. Reckoner isn't fat, short, pale or pimple-faced. He's still not your type?

Cobalt · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:21 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:Ouch, Nuwen. Reckoner isn't fat, short, pale or pimple-faced. He's still not your type?

LaughingElfMan.jpg

Adel · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:24 pm

DrippingGoofball wrote:
Adel wrote:
Nuwen wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeder_%28 ... #Feederism
you just provided my questionable word of the day: adipophilia

that word led to my weird blog of the day: http://www.bellyenvy.net/about/

which lead to a really unexpected forum, beefyfrat.com that is an internet meme waiting to happen. "Gainers & encouragers" -- awesome.
I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN EVERYTHING

I was grossly mistaken

guys with iphones

xRECKONERx wrote: And I don't consider myself a 10, or any of the girls I
have
slept with.

Try it, and you might develop a new appreciation for enthusiasm. "Enthusiasm" has long been my favorite feature in a partner.

PokerFace · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:27 pm

meh, fat chicks need lovin too.... except they got to pay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU

Oman · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:47 pm

Sex is like pizza, even when its bad, its still damn good.

And seriously, whats the worst that could happen? I mean, you give nothing permanent, take nothing permanent. Its just a transient sharing of joy. How is that a bad thing? Fat or not.

Also, ectomancer is right. I hate really skinny girls, I need curves.