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Post Post #4900 (ISO) » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:50 am

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Because shit doesn't just happen.
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Post Post #4901 (ISO) » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:08 pm

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I just managed to accidentally throw my phone over my shoulder and across the room like some kind of spring-loaded projectile. All our floors are hardwood, so I expected the worst as I turned around.
A single sock happened to be lying on the exact part of the floor that my phone landed on.

Thank you, Mr Sock. You are my hero.
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Post Post #4902 (ISO) » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:04 am

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I had Sirius satellite radio back in the summer but then canceled it. They sent an offer for the $15/month package for $10/month for 6 months. I ignored it and they kept sending lower offers. Now they just sent me $4/month for 5 months. Couldn't pass that one up.
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Post Post #4903 (ISO) » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:48 pm

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Usually, when I feel this way, I try to cheer myself up with a laugh. But nothing seems very funny anymore.
One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.
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Post Post #4904 (ISO) » Sat Feb 27, 2016 7:50 pm

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Then cry, like that elephant dolphin from the kid's movie
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Post Post #4905 (ISO) » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:30 am

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In post 4903, Sudo_Nym wrote:Usually, when I feel this way, I try to cheer myself up with a laugh. But nothing seems very funny anymore.

Here are three things that are always funny:
1. Squirrels
2. Midgets
3. A guy getting kicked or otherwise hit in the nuts.

Look up any of these on the internet and you will laugh.

Theoretically the funniest thing you could see would be a kung-fu squirrel kicking a midget in the nuts, but to my knowledge this has never been attempted.
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Post Post #4906 (ISO) » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:03 pm

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I don't think I ever laugh at number 3
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Post Post #4907 (ISO) » Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:09 pm

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Post Post #4908 (ISO) » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:55 pm

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Post Post #4909 (ISO) » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:31 pm

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From a statistical standpoint, it's basically guaranteed that at least one Hogwarts student has shoved a wand up their ass. This much is known.
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Post Post #4910 (ISO) » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:36 pm

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This thread received 4910 posts in its first 2207 days 2 hours 44 minutes and 54 seconds. Excluding this post, it has received none in the >259 days since then.
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Post Post #4911 (ISO) » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:37 pm

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Post Post #4912 (ISO) » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:21 am

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BUT HER EMAILS?!
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Post Post #4913 (ISO) » Sat Jun 10, 2017 3:15 pm

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I got pretty good at throwing popcorn into my mouth. I can like toss it into the air and catch it.
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Post Post #4914 (ISO) » Sat Jun 10, 2017 3:17 pm

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think this died when the first world problems thread became a thing
aint that interesting?
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Post Post #4915 (ISO) » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:06 am

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Post Post #4916 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2018 7:13 am

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I just had a cat-nap dream during broad daylight in which I had an encounter with a young man and ended up in a bathroom of my actual house. Inside said bathroom, he apparently was pleased to show me what his shirtless torso looked like, and I really liked him. He was perfectly tanned. Come back dream, come back.
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Post Post #4917 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2018 10:35 am

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Post Post #4918 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2018 12:49 pm

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Post Post #4919 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2018 12:50 pm

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Post Post #4920 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2018 12:54 pm

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They aren't in speakeasy though.
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Post Post #4921 (ISO) » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:22 pm

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