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I just managed to accidentally throw my phone over my shoulder and across the room like some kind of spring-loaded projectile. All our floors are hardwood, so I expected the worst as I turned around.
A single sock happened to be lying on the exact part of the floor that my phone landed on.
Thank you, Mr Sock. You are my hero.Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.- Persivul
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Usually, when I feel this way, I try to cheer myself up with a laugh. But nothing seems very funny anymore.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.- Zulfy
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In post 4903, Sudo_Nym wrote:Usually, when I feel this way, I try to cheer myself up with a laugh. But nothing seems very funny anymore.
Here are three things that are always funny:
1. Squirrels
2. Midgets
3. A guy getting kicked or otherwise hit in the nuts.
Look up any of these on the internet and you will laugh.
Theoretically the funniest thing you could see would be a kung-fu squirrel kicking a midget in the nuts, but to my knowledge this has never been attempted.- Cheery Dog
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From a statistical standpoint, it's basically guaranteed that at least one Hogwarts student has shoved a wand up their ass. This much is known.One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.-
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I got pretty good at throwing popcorn into my mouth. I can like toss it into the air and catch it.This is my life now
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think this died when the first world problems thread became a thing
aint that interesting?- Looker
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I just had a cat-nap dream during broad daylight in which I had an encounter with a young man and ended up in a bathroom of my actual house. Inside said bathroom, he apparently was pleased to show me what his shirtless torso looked like, and I really liked him. He was perfectly tanned. Come back dream, come back.Last edited by Tazaro on Tue May 29, 2018 1:34 pm, edited 4 times in total.ShowMaybe Subservience to Protocol isn't tantamount to Solution to Problem ...
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Blue paint strokes of sadness that leave a trace of meaningfulness
Tell me, O Karen,
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