ITT: Inconsequential Crap

[shaft.ed]

Favorite things in China thus far

Steve Jobs head shaped popsicle
Sign reading: Massage in the preferential

[Telo]

So this just happened:
I attended a sales presentation designed to part me from my money.
During the presentation the guy asked me some questions in an attempt to figure me out and present his offer.
So I'm answering his questions and he replies with an incorrect statement.
In order not to seems like a know it all I allow his statement to pass without correcting him. To me it was no big deal; I thought perhaps he made a simple mistake.
After a while he gets to the offer. He comes out and makes a false statement again.
This time money is involved so I tell him "the way I understand is this"....
We keep going and this happens twice more. So four times in all he's made "mistakes" in his presentation. Once didn't matter but three more times in order to get me to buy and possibly pay more.

I didn't buy for reasons.

After the presentation my cousin who had attended with me said that the guy made that first statement as a test to see how intelligent I was to see if he could trick me. Because I didn't correct him he thought I was dumb and would fall for anything he said.

[Soapbar]

For some reason when I see the Help! Sub forum I can't help but think of the Beatles Song

[Sudo_Nym]

My childhood nursery rhymes made me think that Muffin Men would be a bigger deal than they turned out to be.

[SleepyKrew]

The Chinese in my signature was wrong.

[shaft.ed]

woman at the hotel breakfast total told my wife she was too skinny with an exasperated tone of voice

not sure if mean

[DeathRowKitty]

I saw a car with a license plate that said TIGERMAN. I followed it for a while, but it didn't do anything suspicious.

[lalaladucks]

the magic jelly beanstalk disappeared from my garden >:

[JeanDarc]

the magic jelly beanstalk disappeared from my garden >:

sorry but it was worth it... cowgirl

is duckgirl a thing?

[Postie]

My childhood nursery rhymes made me think that Muffin Men would be a bigger deal than they turned out to be.

I actually just looked up Muffin Men to see what they were, expecting them to be some kind of obscure baked goods that I hadn't heard of. I'm an idiot.

[Ythan]

This microwave dinner comes with advice on wine pairings.

[Sudo_Nym]

I hope they're microwavable wines.

[lalaladucks]

i was going to post something inconsequential in here and then i forgot what that was..

[N]

why is this a thing already?

[Oman]

uuuugh

[quadz08]

because then you can give out cadbury santas on halloween, obviously

[quadz08]

is halloween a thing in 'straya?

[Psyche]

it's better to put anything named "mousse snowman" or "marshmallow santa" out of its misery sooner rather than later

[lalaladucks]

is halloween a thing in 'straya?

not really!

went trick or treating as a kid and some lady said she could give us an apple but no candy

will get zero to two groups of kids coming knocking on our door on halloween

[animorpherv1]

I just thought of this thread and thought it needed a bump.

Also, super hyped for this movie.

[inspiratieloos]

I just finished walking around the Netherlands with my dad. It only took 17 years.

[Ythan]

New season of Golan is on point.

[Cheery Dog]

I just found some floppy disks on sale in the supermarket.
Anybody still use them?
10 for 50c!

[ZZZX]

I just found some floppy disks on sale in the supermarket.
Anybody still use them?
10 for 50c!

Floppy reader: 99£

[ZZZX]

Ooc my posting problem just got solves yay