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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:46 am

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Whenever I picture an anthropomorphized fork and spoon, I always imagine that the fork is the male and the spoon is female. I don't know why I think that, or even why I've spent time thinking about this. But there you have it. Also, I made a thread with that as its opening post for no sufficiently good reason.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:48 am

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Sudo_Nym wrote:Whenever I picture an anthropomorphized fork and spoon

AKA Spork.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:50 am

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Shows what you know. In civilized dinner settings, people are given both a fork and a spoon. Depending on the meal, you may also get various types of knife, and additional forks and spoons.

Also, now I can't help but picture sporks as the trannies of the table-setting world.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:52 am

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You never mentioned it was a civilized dinner setting.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:55 am

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You think they break out anthropomorphized dinnerware for your meager plebian feasts? That shit be expensive, man.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:56 am

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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:58 am

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Ani, do you know what anthropomorphized mean? <<
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:02 am

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Dammit, Mike, now I've got way more catergories than I've got labels!
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:48 am

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I need one of those splayds. Even if plastic, I will take it wherever I go.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:49 pm

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Seems less than efficient. How are you supposed to grip it?
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:11 pm

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hold it by the middle.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:19 pm

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But then you get no leverage.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:34 pm

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Hold it by the side that's not serrated.

Thought you were talking about the splife. Nevermind.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:49 pm

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I always thought the fork as female, the knife as male and the spoon as a child, but that was back when I used to eat a lot of things with a tea spoon. It grew up.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:08 pm

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Interesting. I think I figured out where I got my idea that spoons are female- I had a book of nursery rhymes as a kid, and the illustrations for "Hey Diddle Diddle" had the spoon wearing a hair bow, despite not having any hair because it's a spoon.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:54 pm

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Forks are more masculine.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:17 pm

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How can you tell, though? I assume that if one were to examine a normal fork, it would contain no inherently sexual characteristics.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:44 pm

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are sald forks kids or midgets? What about grapefruit spoons?
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:57 pm

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Anything that pokes is male.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:05 pm

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And I wanna talk about something; I just don't know what.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:27 pm

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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:02 pm

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Sudo_Nym wrote:Seems less than efficient. How are you supposed to grip it?
The same way you grip a fork. Why is this hard to comprehend?
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:54 pm

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shaft.ed wrote:are sald forks kids or midgets? What about grapefruit spoons?
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Looker wrote:Anything that pokes is male.
This shows lack of imagination for the proper toys.
Izzy wrote:The same way you grip a fork. Why is this hard to comprehend?
Because the illustration indicated that the handle is also a blade, and my hands are soft and fleshy. Don't cut up my hands, Izzy. I need them to hold pens and junk.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:58 pm

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You can grip a butter knife, yes?
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:41 am

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Not without getting butter on my hands.
One time, back in 'nam, Sudo was set upon by an entire squadron of charlies. He challenged them all to a game of Pictionary, which he won resoundingly. The charlies were forced to not only surrender the skirmish, but also their world-famous chili recipe, which Sudo sold to Texas for a hefty profit. Sudo is a master of diplomacy.
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