Reminder that Dany never sat the Throne (she was never even crowned!) and nobody ever will again so Cersei's reign as Queen of the Iron Throne is ETERNAL.
Sam has literally one link in his maester chain, how the fuck is he grandmaester of anything? Literally the worst kind of nepotism.
There is zero percent chance Jon just walks out of a city filled with angry Dothraki after he killed their Khaleesi. It stretches credibility he rotted in jail for weeks.
The whole Bran vote is weird. Are you telling me the North gets to put one of their own on the Throne to rule EVERYONE else and then opt out and nobody else had a problem with this? Riverlands and Veil, sure, they obviously showed no real desire to be independent and Bran is their nephew/cousin so it is a decent deal for them. The Reach is decimated and Bronn has power to say no since he only BECOMES Lord Paramount if he is in the Realm (Nobody there is going to follow him otherwise) so that's fine. But the Ironborn? Dorne? They are just going to let some random-ass Northerner child rule them while the North itself leaves and not even debate the notion of leaving too?
It wasn't even a bad episode. It just...had a lot of handwave stuff where they just want you to go with it.
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In post 4676, AniX wrote:It wasn't even a bad episode. It just...had a lot of handwave stuff where they just want you to go with it.
This episode had "we really want this ending to be at least kinda unexpected and we don't want to make it seem like the series isn't over so all the massive conflicts that would definitely emerge from this we're gonna kinda ignore so that the show seems like bran's rule won't be 30 seconds long"
In a broad sense I think most of the plot points could have worked. Less sold on the Long Night ending in a night, or Bran being the ultimate king, but basically everything else I took issues with could have worked. It just wasn't sold. They didn't have the time or didn't care. Or in the case of Danny they wanted her turn to make her 'evil' and not be something understandable so that we cheer as Jon kills her.
I thought the Dany stuff was actually fairly fair. I didnt really watch this season much and didnt get into the series as a whole. However my parents love it. For me the finale sucked ass. Not because it was rushed, not because characters did heel turns (I'd argue mostly otherwise), not even because some of the choices made in the last episode were fucking dumb, but because it was god-damn dull. That scene between Tyrion and Jon took forever!
Mostly retired. Unless you ask or it's something interesting.
I thought it was actually pretty good ending given what they were working with the previous episodes/season.
Not sure if that's just because the bar was so low after last few episodes but I was like "okay, I guess this is a fitting end to this"
When you sit down to think about a lot of the choices/things that happened it doesn't make sense:
As chamber said, why would they select Bran? Tyrions speech doesn't seem to be all that convincing if you are one of the lords of the realm.
Why wasn't Jon immediately killed by the unsullied? You are telling me the people who were executing prisoners with glee didn't kill a traitor right there and then?
Why does Sansa still want independence given her BROTHER is on the throne? And wouldn't her succeeding so easily cause the other kingdoms to withdraw as well.
Why was Jons ancestry not even mentioned for his claim to the throne? its like we threw that plotline out without explaining why
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his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
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I enjoyed that more than the last 3 eps, still had some major plot flaws (jon not being immediately executed for one).
I'm glad it's over, the writing has been generally poor since the books ended, and i'm much more looking forward to the eventual release of winds of winter.
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the books way of handling this ending if it is the way its ending will probably be amazing. I agree with recks point that they had points down just didn't execute it well.
"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
i agree with that point, but i'm not sure it is.
the writers said grrm basically declined to input anything into this season.
Smooth as silk when he's scum, and very much capable of running things from behind the scenes while appearing to be doing minimal effort. - Almost50
Xtoxm is consistently great - Shosin
you were the only wolf i townread at endgame - the worst
Also this season is all kinds of bad and this final episode just left me feeling nothing for the season... which a finale shouldn't.
Me and my sister just laughed and meme'd the entire ep with like 2 moments where we were like put that was nice (sad drogon and Jon hanging out with ghost)
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In post 4676, AniX wrote:Reminder that Dany never sat the Throne (she was never even crowned!) and nobody ever will again so Cersei's reign as Queen of the Iron Throne is ETERNAL.
Sam has literally one link in his maester chain, how the fuck is he grandmaester of anything? Literally the worst kind of nepotism.
There is zero percent chance Jon just walks out of a city filled with angry Dothraki after he killed their Khaleesi. It stretches credibility he rotted in jail for weeks.
The whole Bran vote is weird. Are you telling me the North gets to put one of their own on the Throne to rule EVERYONE else and then opt out and nobody else had a problem with this? Riverlands and Veil, sure, they obviously showed no real desire to be independent and Bran is their nephew/cousin so it is a decent deal for them. The Reach is decimated and Bronn has power to say no since he only BECOMES Lord Paramount if he is in the Realm (Nobody there is going to follow him otherwise) so that's fine. But the Ironborn? Dorne? They are just going to let some random-ass Northerner child rule them while the North itself leaves and not even debate the notion of leaving too?
It wasn't even a bad episode. It just...had a lot of handwave stuff where they just want you to go with it.
The entire dragon pit scene was really tough. Tyrion in manacles going from grey worm telling him to shut the fuck up to choosing the king, the whole choosing based on a "good story", philosophizing on stories in general given the setting, yara and the unnamed prince of dorne not being like "hold up, receding is an option? We take our vote back and recede", grey worm casually holding kings landing for like 2 months, grey worm not killing john after he was litterally killing lannister dudes in the street, and on and on.
Only good parts of that scene were sansa dunking on her uncle and Sam getting laughed out of the room for suggesting democracy
In post 4683, Firebringer wrote:I thought it was actually pretty good ending given what they were working with the previous episodes/season.
had everything been identical up until the point when jon snow killed daenerys, but then drogon placed dany upon the throne before melting it and daenerys triumphantly emerged from the fire in a callback that we should have expected but of course did not and she slayed jon snow with a fury similar to what we saw with her destruction of the city but on a personal level, and then we were given aerial views of what was left of the city via our queen and drogon flying around, and then in the near future greyworm, the last of those who were loyal, executing the rest of the cast, dany looking on, i think it would have been a pretty good ending.